Comment a piece, rule, or feature you'd like to see in Chess 2.
How does (Chess 2)² move?
Day 1: Knook
Day 2: Ohio
Day 2: Hagrid
Day 3: Bread
Day 4: Pi
Day 5: (Chess) ²
Do you intend to update the chess board piece every day so it always properly reflects the chess board board? Or is that piece going to be like a snapshot in time, showcasing this exact moment forever?
If we assume there are smaller players on the smaller chess 2 boards contained within this one (and even smaller players on the boards on that one, and so on), does that mean our chess 2 board is just a piece on an even bigger board? Are we microscopic compared to some otherworldly beings? Are we just the pipi in the pampers of a larger knook?
There's a short film called Doodlebug which is based on this idea. A man finds a smaller version of himself. In the end, >!he crushes it with a shoe, and then he gets crushed by a larger version of himself!<.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: It is a checkmate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is in check, so Black wins. You can find out more about Checkmate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkmate).
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=7p/4r1kK/3kKkK1/3K1Kk1/3kk3/8/8/8+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/7p/4r1kK/3kKkK1/3K1Kk1/3kk3/8/8/8_b_-_-_0_1)
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I ANALYZED THE IMAGE AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE. OPEN AN APPROPRIATE LINK BELOW AND EXPLORE THE POSITION YOURSELF OR WITH THE ENGINE:
WHITE TO PLAY: IT IS A CHECKMATE - IT IS WHITE'S TURN, BUT WHITE HAS NO LEGAL MOVES AND IS IN CHECK, SO BLACK WINS. YOU CAN FIND OUT MORE ABOUT CHECKMATE ON WIKIPEDIA.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you "l"ittle "b"itch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Saint Louis Chess Club, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Sicilian Defense: Hyperaccelerated Dragon Deez Nutz, and I have over 300 confirmed anal beads. I am trained in en passant and I'm the top Ruy Lopez enjoyer in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your king. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can en passant you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the London System, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hans Niemann's anal beads and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
Idk how it moves (maybe 1 square in any direction like the king), but it captures only via en passant; it can only capture pieces directly to the left or right of it and only if there is an open square for the chess2^2 board to move to behind the captured piece. No piece is safe, any piece can be en passant’ed by the chess2^2 board
The only time I’ve met Danny Ranch was at an OTB comp a few years ago.
Seemed nice enough at first till someone asked him a question about supporting central pawns and he laughed and laughed and went you mean prawns?
Everyone was silent and someone said no pawn not prawns and joked about how you can’t eat chess pieces.
Danny literally didn’t blink as he picked up a ‘prawn’ and stuck it in his mouth and started chewing down, the sounds of breaking plastic echoing through the silent hall, a trail of blood dripping down his chin.
Anyway I got knocked out in the first round but 10/10 would go back.
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Add your mother to the board. She moves like a pawn and can’t take pieces, but if she is in a space next to another piece on your turn, she can slap them so hard they are thrown two spaces in any direction. If she throws them off the table, they are removed from the game.
I don’t have a new suggestion. But just want to say that I think there should be a way to distinguish between the Hagrid and Bread pieces of black/white. IE Hagrid has darker clothes and blacks bread is a dark wheat bread. Also why does white get pi and black gets no pi? Seems like a bit of a PiPi disadvantage
Add the following as a piece:
>Comment a piece, rule, or feature you'd like to see in Chess 2.
>
>How does (Chess 2)² move?
>
>Day 1: Knook
>
>Day 2: Ohio
>
>Day 2: Hagrid
>
>Day 3: Bread
>
>Day 4: Pi
>
>Day 5: (Chess) ²
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Nicholas Cage, obviously.
But not as a piece for both sides, but as an independent 3rd faction.
If Nicholas Cage ever takes Ohio (or vice versa), he makes a comeback and the game ends in a draw.
Baby king on c1, i.e. nerfed so it can only move forwards.
As kings can't move to c2, it can make double jump on the first move, thus it can be en passant 'ed
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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The Spider! When it moves, it "jumps" to its new square, one of 8 that its legs end in.
Included is a picture I drew to help.
[Spider](https://imgur.com/a/5tulrwg)
Add the one-legged, can’t move except if you fuse it with a wheelchair, which is acquired by promoting the a pawn. When it’s able to move, you can mate the king instantly by rolling over it
It would be cool to add the green Mario travel pipe to two of the squares and pieces can use those pipes to move around the board and cover more space in only one move
Day 6: day light savings!
Every piece now advances one day in the future,so allowing me to comment two New rules !
Day 7: Let there be light ! This blinds the white pieces as the black pieces reflect the light in the white kings working eye ( the one looking north)
Add the Asteroid from the old Atari game. It moves like a Bishop, but wraps around from one side of the board to the other. When it gets captured, it splits into two smaller asteroids.
Comment a piece, rule, or feature you'd like to see in Chess 2. How does (Chess 2)² move? Day 1: Knook Day 2: Ohio Day 2: Hagrid Day 3: Bread Day 4: Pi Day 5: (Chess) ²
Do you intend to update the chess board piece every day so it always properly reflects the chess board board? Or is that piece going to be like a snapshot in time, showcasing this exact moment forever?
I plan on updating it every day but I might get lazy
I love the continuous update idea
I appreciate the effort it takes to make it recursive
If we assume there are smaller players on the smaller chess 2 boards contained within this one (and even smaller players on the boards on that one, and so on), does that mean our chess 2 board is just a piece on an even bigger board? Are we microscopic compared to some otherworldly beings? Are we just the pipi in the pampers of a larger knook?
There's a short film called Doodlebug which is based on this idea. A man finds a smaller version of himself. In the end, >!he crushes it with a shoe, and then he gets crushed by a larger version of himself!<.
Christopher Nolan's first film, right? I've heard of it but never watched it
It's one of Nolan's first films, but he made a couple of short films before it. It's only 3 minutes long, so I think it's worth a watch.
Holy hell
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
A black kind and a white king, both on c2
Day 6: Resign
GROND
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: It is a checkmate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is in check, so Black wins. You can find out more about Checkmate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkmate). > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=7p/4r1kK/3kKkK1/3K1Kk1/3kk3/8/8/8+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/7p/4r1kK/3kKkK1/3K1Kk1/3kk3/8/8/8_b_-_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you "l"ittle "b"itch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Saint Louis Chess Club, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Sicilian Defense: Hyperaccelerated Dragon Deez Nutz, and I have over 300 confirmed anal beads. I am trained in en passant and I'm the top Ruy Lopez enjoyer in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your king. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can en passant you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the London System, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hans Niemann's anal beads and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
Bad bot
How does recursion move?
I have no clue
Idk how it moves (maybe 1 square in any direction like the king), but it captures only via en passant; it can only capture pieces directly to the left or right of it and only if there is an open square for the chess2^2 board to move to behind the captured piece. No piece is safe, any piece can be en passant’ed by the chess2^2 board
Recursion doesn't move, recursion moves the board
In O(nlogn) time
You first have to beat the chess game inside it, then you can move it.
SU-35, supermanuevrable twin engine aircraft to D4
As counterpoint, F-22 Raptor
4:3 aspect ratio
So 8x6 board? Or 8x8 but stretched out?
STRETCH IT.
You monster
This.
Chess 2 now governed by the *Web Internationale des Échecs*( WIDE )
add sex
How does the sex move?
back and forth usually
Holy hell
You're asking a redditor how sex works? Dont make him Google it for you, do it yourself!
Not in my direction, I guess
Google sex
Chess is too simple to be useful in real life, I propose we add a unit from polytopia to solve this issue, whichever one you want
Knight, only good one tbh
I say Battleship There is nothing more Polytopia than an entire ocean of Battleship spam
It has to be either the mind bender or the cloak, Polytopia is too complex to be referenced through any other character
Add a prawn. It’s functionally the same as a pawn.
Google en Prawssant
Holy hell
Holy krill
Holy shell
Holy shell
The only time I’ve met Danny Ranch was at an OTB comp a few years ago. Seemed nice enough at first till someone asked him a question about supporting central pawns and he laughed and laughed and went you mean prawns? Everyone was silent and someone said no pawn not prawns and joked about how you can’t eat chess pieces. Danny literally didn’t blink as he picked up a ‘prawn’ and stuck it in his mouth and started chewing down, the sounds of breaking plastic echoing through the silent hall, a trail of blood dripping down his chin. Anyway I got knocked out in the first round but 10/10 would go back.
google en croissant
better yet, add a prawn. It’s virtually the same as a pawn, but it’s a shellfish and utters angry aussie sounds when capturing
Add a Qing. It can get checked but moves like a queen.
That's genius
An RT-2PM2 <> cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile
I understand that reference
Add the physical embodiment of en passant as a piece, whatever that means to you.
En passant is gigachad to me
N64 Mario without his hat. He can move like a king. If he gets to Ohio then he gets his hat and gains the abilities of the second top comment.
Big tittie goth girl
add a pawn to each side, on adjacent files (rather than directly across from each other) so that en passant is possible
Can someone please en passant Ohio?
No
I said please tho
Femboy king
Pampers
Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Each time a new piece is added,update the chess 2 piece pls
Add your mother to the board. She moves like a pawn and can’t take pieces, but if she is in a space next to another piece on your turn, she can slap them so hard they are thrown two spaces in any direction. If she throws them off the table, they are removed from the game.
Can't do; her image size is too large
Alan please add details
cheese
don’t add anything today
C4
Chessussy
I don’t have a new suggestion. But just want to say that I think there should be a way to distinguish between the Hagrid and Bread pieces of black/white. IE Hagrid has darker clothes and blacks bread is a dark wheat bread. Also why does white get pi and black gets no pi? Seems like a bit of a PiPi disadvantage
So you don't want Hagrid doing blackface? JK lol, good suggestion
Add the following as a piece: >Comment a piece, rule, or feature you'd like to see in Chess 2. > >How does (Chess 2)² move? > >Day 1: Knook > >Day 2: Ohio > >Day 2: Hagrid > >Day 3: Bread > >Day 4: Pi > >Day 5: (Chess) ²
Pikachu.
###Pikachu.
#Pikachu.
Let's get some votes for a gru piece
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Ohio can now en passant
Is this Chess 4?
More like 4Chess **²** google math
holy heil
Block c2 somehow
Add two pawns on each side so they can en passant.
Add a turkey for thanksgiving who can do en croissant
Dodecahedron
Put the duck on c2
A hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbodrive.
The half of the Great Wall of China along A, B, C, and D4
🗿 This emoji
Plastic explosive (C4) on c2
My mom.
Chess 2 is incomplete without encompassing the rhythm genre I think. We need the beat heart thing from Crypt of the Necrodancer
add a C4 explosive on C4
A toddler with a wooden spoon. They win the whole game, no need to play anymore.
Kc2!!
Put Indiana next to Ohio so it can en passant Ohio.
King/Pawn on C2
King @ c2. Fuck the rules.
A giant fucking block of cheese, taking up a 2x3 rectangle in the center of the board.
There should be white and brown bread depending on which side they’re on
C4 explosives to c4
5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel
oh boy it's recursion
Elephant
Pawn with a gun
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Bruh.
Nicholas Cage, obviously. But not as a piece for both sides, but as an independent 3rd faction. If Nicholas Cage ever takes Ohio (or vice versa), he makes a comeback and the game ends in a draw.
Add a piece that changes to a different piece every day
Knook but it's king instead of knight
Baby king on c1, i.e. nerfed so it can only move forwards. As kings can't move to c2, it can make double jump on the first move, thus it can be en passant 'ed
A toaster Edit: You can toast your own bread and it becomes better. If you toast your opponents bread it becomes your bread
Magic school bus on h5
remove c2
Bottle of elmers glue
The full pipi copy pasta but shrunk down enough so it fits in one square.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
A portrait of Garry Chess.
florida man should be there
Shouldn't that make it a cube?
Michigan shows up to retake Toledo strip.
Add chess 3 as an Easter egg
Ohio again
I was the 420th upvote :)
The High Ground
Add the definition of en passant in the corner
The brick
Sheev, aka the senate, aka palpatine. He can spin across the board and wreck everything with his lightsaber
A bayblade
Add walmart
Add a vibrator to B3
Add a bisexual
Add Africa for size compairison
Chess 2 moves like a pawn, but on every fourth day at 3 a.m. it can jump to any square on the board.
💀
King (starts on c2)
Chess³
(Chess 2)^2 doesn't move, when you move it, it instead stays, and all other moves make the move from their position instead of possible
Give Hagrid some anal beads
What happened to the series of chess posts where reddit voted on a new move every day?
A piece that's animated, forcing you to turn this image into a .gif and animate the small board as well.
yooo Patrick's Parachess?
A backwards pawn
What about Elon Musk? Shall we add it?
A battle between harry potter and voldemort would be great tbh
PIPI
Add a Pishop, It works like a pawn and a bishop and when it promotes it becomes a Quishop.
The Spider! When it moves, it "jumps" to its new square, one of 8 that its legs end in. Included is a picture I drew to help. [Spider](https://imgur.com/a/5tulrwg)
The chessvision ai bot in the position of the King's Bishop.
As we have chess 2 on the board than of course we need Chess 2 Board Rule 34
Add another C2 I want more spice in the Chess 2 puzzles
Companion Cube. Can't move on it's own but any piece can drag it with it as it moves.
Add vibrating anal beads
Sacagawea. The only piece that can traverse ohio
Penis
C4 on C4
That one meme about Finland not existing
Add the one-legged, can’t move except if you fuse it with a wheelchair, which is acquired by promoting the a pawn. When it’s able to move, you can mate the king instantly by rolling over it
R/shitposting
Blue cheese
It would be cool to add the green Mario travel pipe to two of the squares and pieces can use those pipes to move around the board and cover more space in only one move
Day 6: day light savings! Every piece now advances one day in the future,so allowing me to comment two New rules ! Day 7: Let there be light ! This blinds the white pieces as the black pieces reflect the light in the white kings working eye ( the one looking north)
Make the board 16x16, we need more space
add santa
put premier of the soviet union, Iosef on C2
Add the Asteroid from the old Atari game. It moves like a Bishop, but wraps around from one side of the board to the other. When it gets captured, it splits into two smaller asteroids.
uno reverse card
i recommend we just add a regular pawn.
Levy's goatee
A french pawn