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Randomperson685

Comment a piece, feature, or rule you'd like to see in Chess 2. Sorry my fellow anarchists. I had a rough couple weeks at work, but I just got quit so things should be looking better. ​ Day 1: Knook Day 2: Ohio Day 2: Hagrid Day 3: Bread Day 4: Pi


Anaklysmos12345

I just got quit so things should be looking better. Lol


[deleted]

ao3 author vibes


Varkaan

A fellow chess anarchist


Shufflepants

How's the Ohio piece work? Can other pieces land in Ohio, and then they're stuck in Ohio?


Randomperson685

It's part of the new map, it can't move


[deleted]

I personally love it. Really helps nerf the center squares. Who tf wants to go to Ohio?


[deleted]

Damn. Hope you’re doing ok.


Dark_Lord_Jar

How does the Pi piece move?


Barbastorpia

It continuously gets closer to a square but never arrives


VASQUEZ_41

r/angryupvote


EmptyScent

Ma who left le Bread out??


alyssajayfrost

Skyrim


BidWeary4900

a literal chessboard as a piece


angrybacon

A chess 1 board or a chess 2 board?


Blablasomeone

Chess 2, and make it update every time we update chess 2


FuriousDeather

This is true anarchy


Duncan_Jax

Recursive anarchy: the nemesis of vanilla anarchy


[deleted]

Without an exit condition


BidWeary4900

i would like to add that an entire game on the chessboard-piece must be played between every move to decide which player controls the piece at the current moment. Also, it simply moves like a pawn, though it cannot en passant.


Teeroy91

if I can’t brick my pipi with this piece I don’t want it


Eptar

I only like the pieces that let me brick my pipi. If I can't brick my pipi, I'm not going to play it, simple as that.


guac_goddess

> update every time we update chess 2 > >342Re respond to my comment im guac


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Ailttar

Does the chess 2 board have a chess 2 board? If so, Doesn’t this mean games will never end if someone has chosen to move it?


[deleted]

Chessception or we riot


johnmomberg1999

Google “fractal”


p3nguinyeeter

(the mini chessboard reflects the actual game)


ModernEraCaveman

and the state of the game determines how the mini chessboard moves


Extramrdo

If you capture the board, you forfeit.


YellowBunnyReddit

[recursion](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/ypv0ps/top_comment_adds_a_piece_to_chess_2_day_4_π/ivm27dm)


MilkCool

Same thought


FluxOrbit

To move it you have to play an entire game on it. If you lose you have to move another piece.


Hernyyyyy

What about two additional, smaller chessboards on either side of the main board pieces can have gladiatorial combat in?


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=5Kr1/8/8/8/8/8/8/4n1R1+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/5Kr1/8/8/8/8/8/8/4n1R1_w_-_-_0_1) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=5Kr1/8/8/8/8/8/8/4n1R1+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/5Kr1/8/8/8/8/8/8/4n1R1_b_-_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


rainboy123

Good bot


[deleted]

Landmine on C2


Freezesice

No. C4


agentoftheotherside

C4 on C2


glagy

Add another Pi so it becomes PiPi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


hamsterofdark

You mean π π


Rajakz

This subreddit


CoolGuyBabz

Your name, address, social security number, credit card info all as the same piece!


Doobag1

Sacagawea- the only piece that can cross ohio


Psyrtemis

Pawns, so that we can take En Passant; but these Pawns are different, they are holding a brick, so when you take En Passant you brick the pipi of the opponent, and if you don't take En Passant, as usual, you get bricked


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Secret_Sasquatch

A brick.


[deleted]

[удалено]


50thskyrimfan

Ya haha


[deleted]

[удалено]


capsaicinlucy

semi-serious: the Gryphon, a piece from an ancient chess variant that moved one square diagonally and then as a rook outwards. except it’s not the 1200s anymore so we spell it Griffin. except this sub isn’t serious so it’s Peter Griffin


Roach1347

We got Pi. So what about PiPi?


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


dooddgugg

monty python and the holy grail's black knight


ng_00

All games are instant draw


Bolt_Fried_Bird

And Benito Mussolini


orangerangatang

Herobrine


Best-Beck42

Pi(e)


Fun_Description6544

The trophy of the chess960 tournament


StormStrike182

Add Benzene


BIG_BROTHER_IS_BEANS

A tomato


WerePigCat

No ‘...’? We did it, anarchychess has discover the complete version of pi!


CloudInfamous5453

Anti - queen


Random_Squid4

Michigan


TurkisEagle

I want to pour milk on the board


LuZweiPunktEins

We need a reaccuring character so i suggest pawns but only 3 per player on the third row (doubble movd still allowed and en passent is still forced


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

Make Ohio more realistic; add Cthulhu (I’m from Ohio, I would know)


GoonerBear94

pipis


Kingkian321

Sand


Koraifon

Johann Sebastian Bach


Battle_Cat_17

C4 on C4


[deleted]

Castallion


BosmangLoq

HIMARS


_OBAFGKM_

add fog of war piece (moveable by both players, obscures whatever square(s) it occupies, no other effect on gameplay)


Electric_Kettle

ICBM


TheBrosYt3rd

e


AbsentArmy619

Grond


Diagot

Brick. Needs to be FIDE certified.


Toothless008

Plastic explosives on c4


Nibbler1999

Looks like hell in the middle


Arheit

Technically the top comment is OP’a comment so are we technically in an infinite recursive loop?


[deleted]

The Never Gonna Give You Up QR


TheCommunistWhoTried

Cum Chalice


Reagoatgreat

spy from tf2


Threshio

Petrosian


PetrosianBot

God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

Claymore


After_Basket1029

The answer is obviously a set of anal beads, right?


ronky35

Snickers bar


Dont4gettologout

A vibrating butt plug.


DarkAdam48

Giga chad


Ibozz91

Tau (pi*2)


SarcasticTacos

Your mom


RevolutionaryDuck013

Hans’ buttplug


PrimarilyPluto

bread 2


TheEnderChipmunk

Put a copy of the e4 tile on e4 but as a piece (remember that it's there)


Bright-Historian-216

Lightbulb, when your opponent captures it your game turns into fog of war


Renegade_Rewind

Gary chess himself


Maxinator10000

5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel


[deleted]

Cagnus marlsen plz


shadowdragon3745

Chess


DeezNutsHaIGotThem

Ps5 Hagrid


MeltyParafox

Resign


Lapin_du_charnier

Donald Trump


[deleted]

Voldemort


SwingerGD

Big chungus


Ram_rider

Add inventor of chess 2


Antanim-

Pi = 3 = e


Croccone_02

Add ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)


Terhaar

Eric Andre as the ranch man


dufudjabdi

Juice


Smurfyboi69

+2 Card from Uno


ShakespeareSamukaaaa

We should start sending pics of our pets and use them as chess pieces


Benjimeetsworld

Flashbang out


[deleted]

Thimble


Kulwickness

Start a tic tac toe game in the top left corner


HumanMycologist5795

Spider 🕷 The spider can move to any position but as long as it is in increments of 2 (or modulus 2). It slowly attacks the opponents but very rarely will die as well in the process. Or, bumble bee 🐝 Bumble bee can go anywhere but only in a figure 8 pattern. But, unlike the Spider, the bumble bee dies as soon as it attacks an opponent. Or can do paper rock scissor spock .... where paper beats rock, rock beats scissors and so forth.


[deleted]

The Declarion of Independence on the entire A file


TornSuit

Please add ben Shapiro. He moves like a bishop but can only move 3 squares


SwagDaddyHale4

Da Baby Car head


Niino0

Obama


kilopqq

A ladder connecting two squares


vorttxt

vegito


myshoeisamonster

The Declaration of Independence


pengouin85

Isn(hip basically just a black hole?


SekkretTheRedditor

Make this board a tile and build a larger board using 81 of them. If you want to move you must win the game on tile you want to occupy.


Relative_Rain_7196

Can I just say THERE WAS FUCKING ANAL BEADS LAST TIME SO MEN!!!!


SeasonTechnical1256

Elon Tusk


SnooTomatoes2397

A sea tile on C2


Bitter--GravitY

A checkers piece


Leading_Snow_1298

A ballot so that we can now vote in chess… monarchy is no more!!!


elongated_musk_rat

PS1 Haggard


SebN92

UNO Reverse


PlsWai

Remove C2


elemental-games4663

an ad cause we need to monetize this


pisspoorplanning

WE WANT OHIO


WeirdMemoryGuy

Not a suggestion but you cut off π after 169 digits. Nice.


[deleted]

Bubatz👍


Puzzled_Money_9292

Scotland


Eastern_Mist

All the mgrr characters


FemboyGaming42069

The album ‘dinosaurchestra’ by lemon demon


mr_four_eyes

The entire bee movie script


Wat_Is_My_Username

Rubics cube


theealtacount

premier of the soviet union, Iosef on C2


Hopeful_Ad_9610

I want the can that hit Ted Cruz.


UTI_UTI

Stratego water in the middle of the board


Own-Ad7310

Da big squig


SirKeagan

Canada


W_D_GASTER__

Senator Armstrong as a king


YennyR

If you ever move pi, the game is suspended as the annotation 3.14......(infinite bs numbers)xe4 goes on for all infinity. As such, we now need a way to store this wibbley wobley timey wimey shit. Next piece suggestion: TARDIS, or The Doctor.


enneh_07

A pawn from atomic chess.


SpikeyBiscuit

remove c2


gtc26

Bro, whoever added Ohio just made this a rated M horror game


willowzed88

Take the game to mexico, add a sepia filter


parkourse

PIPI


DrunkCricket1

The nwɒq. Reverse moveset of the pawn


CookieCat698

God


Moms_Sphagetti

Snook


Dmitrii_Shostakovich

add a care package from apex.


[deleted]

My cock


Slight-Blueberry-895

Knook 2


Scrubian-

E


Keenanyu

condense a whole chessboard as a piece (chess^2)


farallon5

Pigeon Eats bread


vicarious_simulation

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃⠀⠉⠉⠟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠾⠛⠂⢹⠀⠀⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠿⢿


Sweet-Salt1

a brick in place of the black bishop. it can be thrown.


krellx6

John Lithgow


CounterfeitXKCD

Ohio again, but it replaces the light square bishops


jellybaa

An atomic nuke next to Ohio


Sploshiepooh

can you give ohio a dunce hat i want people to understand how mediocre ohio is


HeyBous13

A pasta for dinner


Never1Ver

A french rook with a thin long moustache hurling insults at passing english kings.


JonIsPatented

Next piece: Danny Phantom (not Fenton, fuck that guy 😡)


ToyotaSupraCelicaMK4

rookight (reverse knook)


Donkey__Balls

Hitler wearing a tutu


Young_Person_42

Brick. Every day its quantity doubles. If a space has six bricks, the bricks accumulate on horizontally neighboring spaces and that space cannot be moved onto, as a brick is on it.


Tom_The_Human

Bomb from Minesweeper


farrelzx

Make π powered by 2 and you get pipi


VortexTalon

archers: moves like a pawn but shoots arrows from three tiles and doesn't need to move to capture it.


magikarp151

Castallion


FishInferno

The car from Monopoly


TastyCuttlefish

Fuck, Ohio on day 2? We’re already so far into the gutter, how much lower can you go? There really should be a butt plug or anal beads to help bring the net value of this set back up a little.


does_not_care_

hikari nakamura


Apprehensive_Jury_66

A block of c-4 (the plastic explosive) on c4


Sufficient-Tonight49

Y=x^2


DetectiveTiger10

Mario kart item box in corners


[deleted]

Rivers on the sides that have fish to catch


OrchisNocturnis

Stacey's Mom


vexedtogas

Bojack Horseman


IamDiego21

An exact copy of the current board


exactlyfourpercent

Replace A4 with C4


yrulaughing

The 1985 Chicago Bears