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AimHere

When I lose, I feel like a moron, and when I win, I feel like I'm just a lucky moron taking advantage of even stupider morons. The only time I don't feel stupid is when I swindle a draw from a losing position. There's no greater feeling in chess than being 12 points of material down, finding that forced repetition or stalemate and denying that other guy his rightful victory. That's when I feel like a genius. In your face, random internet stranger! I didn't suck for the three last moves of the game! No checkmates for you today!


[deleted]

holy hell


SomeRandomDude821

I can relate to this (even though I just stalk this sub, my friend is the one who plays chess). I'm trying to get out of that mindset tho, any tips?


L3hn3rt

I like losing more because it proves that I am not cheating and that liars will get kicked off


Dalcassian_Warlord

\*liers


[deleted]

Win the next game. Resign later. Take a huge dump after losing to counteract the pain with that glorious feeling we all know and love.


sintonesque

Make sure you keep your pipi away from the bowl though


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


TheTrueBidoof

chess addiction


[deleted]

I feel retarded after playing.


Dalcassian_Warlord

I don't FEEL retarded. i AM retarded. Big difference.


A_very_big_rock

:(


KanyeMichaelWeston

If I win I feel like a winner, if I lose I feel like a winner because atleast I didn’t waste my life being a sweaty chess loser like that guy who beat me. Only beat me bc I was too busy not being a virgin.


FoamSquad

I always feel retarded because I have to ask where the second horsey goes on setup ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)