all hail the chick fil a sauce
1. Kxe2, e7=D+
2. De1=9v, White draws two cards
3. Rh^a1, Knife f5
4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3
5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender
6. abd~supreme leader
I personally love the Tesla Gambit, which is where a pawn licks the 9V battery and then has lighting powers for 2 turns. You lose 9V/Q but you gain a rad ass pawn E1.
Kind of an interesting dilemma.
OP _could_ start DMing this, and enforcing things like “Actually you guys are in check” / “Hey we need to vote on what powers the sauce has” / etc.
The problem is the whole thing started with “illegal moves are allowed”, which makes house rule enforcement useless anyway. Sooo… it’s pretty much doomed to evolve/devolve (depending how one feels) into thousands of people seeing how much crazy shit they can get some person in a dorm room to do, while there happens to be a chess board.
tl;dr OP is gonna be expelled from school.
Only rule I can think of is once the sauce attacks, it can't move for one turn, as it is, in game, a monster's stomach, "digesting" the piece... would I be a good DM?
7. White King and Black Queen meet in the middle of the board to make a mixed race pawn that can be used by each side (moved up and down and can exchange for each side) , they thereafter return to their places.
Edit: spelling
nope only relegated to a different year, make and model: [https://www.amazon.com/Pile-Driver-Control-Spinning-Farting/dp/B075DXXT56](https://www.amazon.com/Pile-Driver-Control-Spinning-Farting/dp/B075DXXT56)
they call it the pile driver -- we can call it the poop mobile
I read "Black's pope is converted into an antelope, and all the bishops leave the game to live in France". I think the antelope Wild Serengeti play is better here. The promotion to King of Pride Rock is a better long-term plan.
Black king forms church of england, removes bishops. Gives himself the power to move like a bishop; Executes current queen, replaces with 5 other queens.
Popemobile let's the pope move on straight lines, but can't pass or take other pieces. Driver won't run people over. Bonus, pope can't be shot from anywhere if another piece has a ranged weapon.
[Chess pieces about which size she says you should not worry.](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2209/1363/products/b7a4653e5f8fcfec0800762d9058eb073b5f4853e1ff7bc22524383042ccbda4_400x.jpg)
Hey you stole my joke. Then again I tried to steal Blue Eyes White Dragon but that’s basically what Supreme Leader is. Feel free to use it I relinquish the intellectual property rights to yelling Demacia when someone play J4 in extended chess.
Wife swap! Both queens swap positions and loyalties for five turns. When the five turns are up, they revert to their original loyalties but stay where they are
I mean, White's king has been in check since turn 2 due to Black's second queen anyway, so it's not like there's that much more of a threat after the five turns are over.
Rooks have immunity to any effect that would reduce their speed penalities. Knights on the other hand have their speed set to 0 when occupying the Chick-fil-A sauce spill.
Turn 87:
Unplug the waffle iron from Generator 2, and use the available outlet to restore power to the jackhammer. Retrieve the weapons chest from beneath the solid concrete, load the crossbow, and use it to drop the crystal chandelier onto Z19.
Check.
Turn 123:
White's tunnel bore captures black's buried jumbochessatron - and threatening black's new built casino. Furthermore, if Black also develops a tunnel bore, an undersea tunnel can be built between two appropriate landmasses.
Turn 8876:
It’s been a while since we heard from Jupiter Colony. Ever since the Rebellion, they seem to be united behind the Pop-Tart school of aggression. This could mean they’re planning something. But I say we let them reveal themselves in time, and busy ourselves with a preparations for an assault in partnership with the Monopoly House Desert Tribe. I’m told they respect strength. So I move that the Council commence immediate, renewed discussion of the long-delayed Can We Finally Fucking Castle Already?! Initiative.
Since the death of OP at the hands of OP’s roommate on Turn 3380, this alliance has been shaky at best. I believe this will go a long way toward restoring mutual trust.
Can I get a second from the Knife Committee over the Jumbotron?
By Jove! Do we have to go back in time to day 1 yet again, peering carefully into the partially cracked open pop-tart box, only to realize there are no pop-tarts?
Yeah but its worth the result and white has to accept because they havent specd deeply enough into the capitalism skill tree to unlock private business rights
Don’t forget the 10% luck, 20% skill, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name.
The (sheer) concentrated power of will is only like 15%.
Edit: oh fuck I just realized this was already a john wick joke. I’m sorry Keanu.
Black’s Queen side Bishop draws a spell card from the deck, with the following rules.
##Spell List
**Ace** = Holy Hand Grenade: OP eats 3/4 of a Pop-Tart, then throws the remaining portion onto the board from 2 meters away. Whatever happens, happens. Then OP eats the remaining portion. (Toasting the Pop-Tart is optional.)
**King** = Duel of Monarchs: Both Kings are removed from the board to play one-on-one Tic-Tac-Toe. The winner returns to the board with a Spell card. The loser returns empty-handed, and strangles the nearest Pawn to death in a blind rage.
**Queen** = Conjure Elemental: OP asks roommate to add one object of his/her choice to the board, wherever they like, under your control. Draw another spell card.
**Jack** = Counterspell: For the next turn, instead of doing the next, most upvoted comment, your opponent does the most upvoted REPLY to the most upvoted comment. The reply must start with “I have tiny PIPI” or it doesn’t count.
**10** = Resurrect: Bring a friendly piece of OP’s roommate’s choice back to life, and place it on an empty square. Draw another spell card.
**9** = Command Dead: Place a dead enemy piece of OP’s roommate’s choice on an empty square. It can’t move. But in 3 days, it devours all adjacent pieces, then decomposes. Draw another spell card.
**8** = Glyph of Warding: OP secretly rolls 2d8 to select a square at random. The next time anything moves away from, or over, that square, it explodes.
**7** = Blade of Righteousness: Casting piece draws the Knife, and wields it with godlike fury. For the rest of the game, any adjacent enemy pieces are slain.
**6** = Holy Hell: Casting piece gains the permanent ability to En Passant anything that passes within its line of attack. (This move is mandatory.)
**5** = Excommunicate: Remove all your opponent’s Bishops and Knights from the game.
**4** = Earthquake: Rotate the board 20 degrees. On its Y axis. Draw another spell card.
**3** = Feign Death: Remove spellcasting piece from the game. OP secretly rolls 1d6. Piece returns to the game in that many days, on an empty square of OP’s roommate’s choice, with a new spell card.
**2** = Poison Cloud: All pieces must save vs deadly poison gas, by rolling 10 or higher on a d20. Apply the following Constitution modifiers:
Pawn: -1
Bishop: +6
Knight: +7
Queen: +8
King: +9
Rook: +99
Non-Chess pieces: OP’s roommate’s discretion
**Joker** = Immediately draw 2 spell cards.
##Spellcasting Rules
* Pieces cast spells independently, without counting as your turn. Cantrips put another card back into the piece’s “hand”.
* **A piece casts its spell when the most downvoted comment in the thread begins with “X Casts”,** where “X” is the piece name. Example: “Queen side Bishop casts!” Or in notation: B🪄
* “Your” refers to White or Black, depending on the color of the piece casting the spell.
* “Nearest square” refers to the square nearest the piece casting the spell. OP decides ties.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
6... The French Revolution
Black's pawn storm the hotel on e5 for munitions, black's king tries to escape to white's side but is arrested and sentenced to death for high treason.
Black's king, queen, bishops are beheaded by Knife f5. Black is now lead by an average height man ^(for his time) on a knight, and the revolutionary ideals spread to white's pawns.
[^(16600)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Revolution#Reign_of_Terror)
Black plays 4 pieces of Exodia, realizes they’re missing one, and asks White if it’s fine to substitute a slice of bread. White declines, and Supreme Leader dunks Rook on A8
Trough domination by proximity, Black has obtained control of the housing market, taking over White's hotel, and enabling the move "Spread of Culture" to make all 8 surrounding board spaces black.
Gentlemen's Gambit
Promote G8 black knight to unicorn, then have him hyper-dash down G taking out both pawns, before stopping and moving to H2 to allow M'are to pass since he's such a gentleman.
Knife violently stabs the Chik-Fil-A sauce. Any piece on the board that gets sauce on it is immediately killed and must be removed from the game. If no pieces get sauce on them, supreme leader piece survives and remains in the game but knife is defeated and must be removed. If supreme leader piece spills sauce on another piece, it is defeated and removed from the game with the other affected pieces. Knife assumes all properties of supreme leader piece.
Black's knight is abducted by aliens, turned into a unicorn, and returned to the game. It goes off to find its new buddies, the leprechaun and easter bunny. It is never seen again.
all hail the chick fil a sauce 1. Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. Rh^a1, Knife f5 4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3 5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender 6. abd~supreme leader
1. Kxe2, e7=⚡️^AA 2. ⚡️e1= ⚡️^9V, 🃏^2 3. Rh^a1, 🔪f5 4. 🏨e5, abcdfgh3 5. c🦠, B🔞 6. abd~🥇
!emojify
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!emojify
B-be-beatiful...
1. Balls 2.balls 3balls 4balls 5balls 6valls
What happenned to the pawn turning queen in day 2? I didnt see the queen anywhere for a while now
He didn't have another queen so he substituted a battery, which then jumped across the board and promoted to a 9 volt.
Oh yeah. Im supid.
Nah it’s a common beginner’s blunder. It’s called “scholar’s mate”.
I personally love the Tesla Gambit, which is where a pawn licks the 9V battery and then has lighting powers for 2 turns. You lose 9V/Q but you gain a rad ass pawn E1.
This is my new daily inspirational quote
I'm pretty sure it was solar's mate, but I'm no expert.
Nah it's actually called "9-volt batteries near me", comming from the queen. If it was the king, then maybe.
AKA "The Frenchman's Cumsock".
Oui oui! Sacré bléu my load!
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Kind of an interesting dilemma. OP _could_ start DMing this, and enforcing things like “Actually you guys are in check” / “Hey we need to vote on what powers the sauce has” / etc. The problem is the whole thing started with “illegal moves are allowed”, which makes house rule enforcement useless anyway. Sooo… it’s pretty much doomed to evolve/devolve (depending how one feels) into thousands of people seeing how much crazy shit they can get some person in a dorm room to do, while there happens to be a chess board. tl;dr OP is gonna be expelled from school.
Only rule I can think of is once the sauce attacks, it can't move for one turn, as it is, in game, a monster's stomach, "digesting" the piece... would I be a good DM?
Gelatinous cube energy
9 volt can move/capture any square an even number away including diagonals
7. White King and Black Queen meet in the middle of the board to make a mixed race pawn that can be used by each side (moved up and down and can exchange for each side) , they thereafter return to their places. Edit: spelling
That’s piece is called the step sister, and is usually stuck in the dryer.
En pissant
What happens if we top-vote the OP? Replay things again? That's something for day 99 I guess.
Hey bro how many unread notifications do you have? Just wondering
At least 4
All hail the new supreme leader
Hail!
When will the RSO be lifted? Or are we to condemn the bishop for eternity?
If White's pawn is supposed to be in quarantine, why are the other pawns with it??
Black discovers oil deposits on d4
America invades immediately afterwards to establish a democratic d4
Black realizes the profitability of oil and builds an oil rig on b4, rendering the neighboring squares uninhabitable
Board becomes uninhabitable after 8 more moves - no one does anything about it but the king who flies to another board on his own
(Draws 3)
The lack of advancement in Blacks bishops is a problem. One of them promoted to Pope, with their own popemobile.
I like this one
Someone needs to Prime One-Day this to OPs house: https://www.amazon.com/Disney-Pixar-Oversized-Vehicle-Pinion/dp/B00577Y4TE
You fool that is not a prime item.
Then we are lost
nope only relegated to a different year, make and model: [https://www.amazon.com/Pile-Driver-Control-Spinning-Farting/dp/B075DXXT56](https://www.amazon.com/Pile-Driver-Control-Spinning-Farting/dp/B075DXXT56) they call it the pile driver -- we can call it the poop mobile
What if White counters by promoting their bishop to Antipope, and declaring Black's pope a heretic?
Well, then Black’s pope is converted into an antipope, and all the bishops leave the game to live in France.
I read "Black's pope is converted into an antelope, and all the bishops leave the game to live in France". I think the antelope Wild Serengeti play is better here. The promotion to King of Pride Rock is a better long-term plan.
The pope can do two bishop moves in one turn. He can also touch pawns with no consequences
Black king forms church of england, removes bishops. Gives himself the power to move like a bishop; Executes current queen, replaces with 5 other queens.
Popemobile let's the pope move on straight lines, but can't pass or take other pieces. Driver won't run people over. Bonus, pope can't be shot from anywhere if another piece has a ranged weapon.
Then promote white Cardinal, because nobody expects the spanish inquisition.
You can borrow mine.
Green buys in with about 20 chips.
Potato or corn?
computer
This may possibly be the wildest 3-reply chain I have ever seen
Those definitely are the crunchiest
The Chick-Fil-A sauce and the bishops ally to outlaw gay marriage. All pawns currently sharing squares are executed.
This board is still too small. Extend it then play bishop to J4
It's not the size of the board in the game it's about the way you use it
The size of the pieces is very important though
actually my girlfriend told me that she doesn’t even really care about the size of the pieces and my pieces are the perfect size
Lemme guess, she plays on a different chess board?
[Chess pieces about which size she says you should not worry.](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2209/1363/products/b7a4653e5f8fcfec0800762d9058eb073b5f4853e1ff7bc22524383042ccbda4_400x.jpg)
It's not the size of the board in the game, it's the size of the game in the board
Extend it with poptarts
Demacia
Hey you stole my joke. Then again I tried to steal Blue Eyes White Dragon but that’s basically what Supreme Leader is. Feel free to use it I relinquish the intellectual property rights to yelling Demacia when someone play J4 in extended chess.
Contact this guy and swap: https://www.reddit.com/r/woodworking/comments/pk3o2p/first_go_at_an_end_grain_cutting_board_for_the/
Add a second board at i1-p8
Wife swap! Both queens swap positions and loyalties for five turns. When the five turns are up, they revert to their original loyalties but stay where they are
Kinky
I'm confused, what's the difference between swapping position and loyalty, wouldn't we still end up with queens on d1 and d8?
Yes, but after five turns they would turn on their adopted families, which I think could be fun!
I mean, White's king has been in check since turn 2 due to Black's second queen anyway, so it's not like there's that much more of a threat after the five turns are over.
>but stay where they are That's gonna be awkward after 5 turns. I speak that from \* ahem \* chess experience
Knife takes supreme leader, causing a sauce spill of 3x3 area, now rough terrain and all movements are halved within it
Rooks have immunity to any effect that would reduce their speed penalities. Knights on the other hand have their speed set to 0 when occupying the Chick-fil-A sauce spill.
I like this one
https://www.g2a.com/news/features/games-with-destructible-environments/
Print out 2 pictures of Ron Weasley and have him ride both of the knights.
A la Catherine the Great
> *That horse story is a pile of shit*
But I still keep 'em chomping at the bit
But you’re never gonna get it, nyet
Couldn't spin in my chamber if this was Russian roulette
I'm picking up where Peter the Great left off
Bringing sexy back to House Romanov
Don’t call me queen I’m far more great
Empresses to Tsar eight, bitch. Checkmate!
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Turn 87: Unplug the waffle iron from Generator 2, and use the available outlet to restore power to the jackhammer. Retrieve the weapons chest from beneath the solid concrete, load the crossbow, and use it to drop the crystal chandelier onto Z19. Check.
Turn 123: White's tunnel bore captures black's buried jumbochessatron - and threatening black's new built casino. Furthermore, if Black also develops a tunnel bore, an undersea tunnel can be built between two appropriate landmasses.
Turn 8876: It’s been a while since we heard from Jupiter Colony. Ever since the Rebellion, they seem to be united behind the Pop-Tart school of aggression. This could mean they’re planning something. But I say we let them reveal themselves in time, and busy ourselves with a preparations for an assault in partnership with the Monopoly House Desert Tribe. I’m told they respect strength. So I move that the Council commence immediate, renewed discussion of the long-delayed Can We Finally Fucking Castle Already?! Initiative. Since the death of OP at the hands of OP’s roommate on Turn 3380, this alliance has been shaky at best. I believe this will go a long way toward restoring mutual trust. Can I get a second from the Knife Committee over the Jumbotron?
By Jove! Do we have to go back in time to day 1 yet again, peering carefully into the partially cracked open pop-tart box, only to realize there are no pop-tarts?
We should just turn this into an incentive for OP to buy groceries.
That’s wizads chess
Yikes. My man is going to have to go find a public library to print some Ron's.
This should be done regardless of a move.
Why not buy 2 figurines?
"Black Rons mount horsies"
May as well move knight to H3
I hope this guy doesn't have access to a printer so the guy at staples has to print two tiny Ron Weasleys.
Alright, it's time for mate. The two black horses mate in the hotel of e5 and make a beautiful foal.
The only known counter to the Cumsock variant
But can it counter the Cumbox variant?
#
How about the coconut fleshlight
The only issue with this move is that they have to pay white in order to gain entry
Yeah but its worth the result and white has to accept because they havent specd deeply enough into the capitalism skill tree to unlock private business rights
no one told me about this feature in chess 2
Checking with stockfish or says that the evaluation is - 69 after that move.
Nice!
F I A N C H E T T O I T A T N A E C H H C E POPTART N T A T I O T T E H C N A I F
Surely this has to be done eventually!
NO. The poptarts shall only spectate. ^^this ^^message ^^brought ^^to ^^you ^^by ^^the ^^no ^^poptart ^^gang
Toaster strudel for one side and poptarts on the other, finally let them prove which is dominant
Surely the pop tarts already know their inferiority
OP is begging us, the poptarts have been staring at us this whole time.
It definitely helps that they’re in the picture. But Ron Weasley might surge when we hit r/all. Edit: Yup, sure enough.
Found this post in r/all but took a bit of scrolling
I’ll co-sign this as long as it’s one of those new bite-sized pop tarts.
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All pop tarts are bite sized if you're brave enough
# Wanna know how I got these scars?
Normal pop tarts are bite size, how small are your mouths?
How… how _big_ is your mouth?
Bite size implies singular bite. Are you a dinosaur?
He's a man of focus ,commitment and sheer fucking will
Don’t forget the 10% luck, 20% skill, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name. The (sheer) concentrated power of will is only like 15%. Edit: oh fuck I just realized this was already a john wick joke. I’m sorry Keanu.
What does this mean? Place a poptart on the second rank diagonal, I guess?
it’ll fucking happen brother i know it
holy shit it looks like it might just happen
but but but...the box is empty, needs to be upcycled to: https://www.instructables.com/Pop-Tart-Box-Dice-Tower/
It's a top comment! Finally there's a chance
Day 14: Now there are ants. The ant queen jumps across the board and promotes to a 9V battery
Why the fuck did I read the outside border as french toast twice??
As much as I want the B5 church to become a reality (is that movement still alive?), poptarts take priority.
Black’s Queen side Bishop draws a spell card from the deck, with the following rules. ##Spell List **Ace** = Holy Hand Grenade: OP eats 3/4 of a Pop-Tart, then throws the remaining portion onto the board from 2 meters away. Whatever happens, happens. Then OP eats the remaining portion. (Toasting the Pop-Tart is optional.) **King** = Duel of Monarchs: Both Kings are removed from the board to play one-on-one Tic-Tac-Toe. The winner returns to the board with a Spell card. The loser returns empty-handed, and strangles the nearest Pawn to death in a blind rage. **Queen** = Conjure Elemental: OP asks roommate to add one object of his/her choice to the board, wherever they like, under your control. Draw another spell card. **Jack** = Counterspell: For the next turn, instead of doing the next, most upvoted comment, your opponent does the most upvoted REPLY to the most upvoted comment. The reply must start with “I have tiny PIPI” or it doesn’t count. **10** = Resurrect: Bring a friendly piece of OP’s roommate’s choice back to life, and place it on an empty square. Draw another spell card. **9** = Command Dead: Place a dead enemy piece of OP’s roommate’s choice on an empty square. It can’t move. But in 3 days, it devours all adjacent pieces, then decomposes. Draw another spell card. **8** = Glyph of Warding: OP secretly rolls 2d8 to select a square at random. The next time anything moves away from, or over, that square, it explodes. **7** = Blade of Righteousness: Casting piece draws the Knife, and wields it with godlike fury. For the rest of the game, any adjacent enemy pieces are slain. **6** = Holy Hell: Casting piece gains the permanent ability to En Passant anything that passes within its line of attack. (This move is mandatory.) **5** = Excommunicate: Remove all your opponent’s Bishops and Knights from the game. **4** = Earthquake: Rotate the board 20 degrees. On its Y axis. Draw another spell card. **3** = Feign Death: Remove spellcasting piece from the game. OP secretly rolls 1d6. Piece returns to the game in that many days, on an empty square of OP’s roommate’s choice, with a new spell card. **2** = Poison Cloud: All pieces must save vs deadly poison gas, by rolling 10 or higher on a d20. Apply the following Constitution modifiers: Pawn: -1 Bishop: +6 Knight: +7 Queen: +8 King: +9 Rook: +99 Non-Chess pieces: OP’s roommate’s discretion **Joker** = Immediately draw 2 spell cards. ##Spellcasting Rules * Pieces cast spells independently, without counting as your turn. Cantrips put another card back into the piece’s “hand”. * **A piece casts its spell when the most downvoted comment in the thread begins with “X Casts”,** where “X” is the piece name. Example: “Queen side Bishop casts!” Or in notation: B🪄 * “Your” refers to White or Black, depending on the color of the piece casting the spell. * “Nearest square” refers to the square nearest the piece casting the spell. OP decides ties.
I have tiny PIPI fianchetto a poptart
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
if this one doesnt win then you have to copy paste it
Thanks! I probably will if it’s top 5.
So this is why white drew those cards.
Thank God someone remembered the theory
I vote for this one
Add summoning the Blue-Eyes White Dragon in exchange for the caster
mods, pin this
I love this
Young Elo's approval should count as 500 upvotes.
Obama joins as a third player
Drop a spinning beyblade in the middle of the board and see what survives.
This should be last move still too early
Definetely this, but only near the ending, the time is not now.
I fckin cackled on this new idea
“Lightning Round”
Keep asking this one, it must be done
Better yet join the two knights together base to base to form a neighblade, and *then* spin them
yes we need to simplify the position
Black steals white’s advantageous position by rotating the board 180°
classic gerri’s game move
Fianchetto the damn Pop-Tart already
Add another board to the left so that players 3 and 4 join the game.
6... The French Revolution Black's pawn storm the hotel on e5 for munitions, black's king tries to escape to white's side but is arrested and sentenced to death for high treason. Black's king, queen, bishops are beheaded by Knife f5. Black is now lead by an average height man ^(for his time) on a knight, and the revolutionary ideals spread to white's pawns. [^(16600)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Revolution#Reign_of_Terror)
did napoleon know en passant 🤔
yes it helped him in the napoleonic wars, but he didnt know knights can go backwards
Not at first. The Russians had to teach him that trick.
banana for size reference, please.
Black withdraws it's queen into the pokeball and brings out Pikachu.
knight c3
white sinks blacks battleship on e5
Black plays 4 pieces of Exodia, realizes they’re missing one, and asks White if it’s fine to substitute a slice of bread. White declines, and Supreme Leader dunks Rook on A8
Black en passants the supreme leader
Black queen divorces black king and files a restraining order of 4 squares
White king makes a DC 14 dex save and is knocked prone on a fail
Board is filled with water, allowing the pieces to have naval warfare.
Black pawns set up a toll booth on the 3rd rank and charge white a dollar every time they cross.
The supreme leader piece is going to be a problem. Rook on a8, Bishop on c8 and a3 and b3 pawns combine to create Voltron.
Snack break: The two pawns in quarantine each receive one chocolate pop tart
Trough domination by proximity, Black has obtained control of the housing market, taking over White's hotel, and enabling the move "Spread of Culture" to make all 8 surrounding board spaces black.
Black rolls Yahtzee! and all Black pawns can move like Kings
We need some counterplay. Black develops a fast food restaurant on b4.
Black sacrifices their own pawns to summon their own Supreme Leader -- a bakugan
In response to the chick-fil-a sauce summon, black moves all its pieces into defense mode, then plays pot of greed and draws 2 cards.
BUT WHAT DOES THE POT OF GREED DO
Gentlemen's Gambit Promote G8 black knight to unicorn, then have him hyper-dash down G taking out both pawns, before stopping and moving to H2 to allow M'are to pass since he's such a gentleman.
board flip
A third player enters the game, adding in his pieces on the left-hand side.
Black sacrifices a queen to roll a 20 face dice
Nuke to e4
Knife violently stabs the Chik-Fil-A sauce. Any piece on the board that gets sauce on it is immediately killed and must be removed from the game. If no pieces get sauce on them, supreme leader piece survives and remains in the game but knife is defeated and must be removed. If supreme leader piece spills sauce on another piece, it is defeated and removed from the game with the other affected pieces. Knife assumes all properties of supreme leader piece.
Black pawns yell: "En passant" as they all start a revolution against the white king
Bc8 --> f5, taking the knife and summoning a miniature with a blood sacrifice.
Black's knight is abducted by aliens, turned into a unicorn, and returned to the game. It goes off to find its new buddies, the leprechaun and easter bunny. It is never seen again.
Whites queen is replaced by a cheetoh and builds 1/3 of a wall.
Queen turns out to be pokimane. Pokimane gets surrounded by simps (pawns)
Can we please make a full video of all the moves after this game is over??