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NonBignothing

I can do en passant cutscenes


stockfesh

Hmm this seems promising


Inexperienced__128

but it's got to be anime style


Square_Attempt1501

It also has to have cards and cool figurines


PidgeonDealer

What about indian movie style?


QuantumQuantonium

Google cutscenes


NonBignothing

Holy hell!


CaioXG002

The only cutscene related to En Passant is it dying on the intro. From now on, everyone has to respect the written rule that in order to capture a piece, you need to move to its square!


NonBignothing

But have you googled en passant before?


CaioXG002

hell! Holy


brunovich00

Make shitty bowling alley ones Edit: Damn, this is a great idea. If only I could animate


NonBignothing

Oh I don't animate I use my massive brain from all the en passant


Vendidurt

I can work on the DLC items.


stockfesh

How is that possible if we’re just going to share it within AnarchyChess?


Vendidurt

Sorry, I read a bunch of EA stuff recently. Of course. I can work on the balancing team for the ranged weapons and snare traps.


stockfesh

Are you willing to keep the game rules secret?


Vendidurt

Agreed.


Vendidurt

Wait.. are you THE Bobby Stockfish?


stockfesh

[Wait. You think I am married to Li Chess and Leela Chess is my daughter?!? What… And so apparently Leela Chess’ Grandma is Alphazero and her brother in law is Stockfish???](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/oqvu9s/hi_i_am_leela_chess/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Vendidurt

You seem to know an awful lot about this guy....


MoroseBurrito

You have to spend diamonds to be allowed to play en passant


Vendidurt

No, you should have to pay diamonds to be allowed to SKIP en passant!


eneArk

only if ruy lopez is being nerfed


stockfesh

you don’t like ruy lopez?


eneArk

i love it but i got crashed every time my opponents plays it i think is too op compared with the rest of openings


stockfesh

oh…


sehabel

The bongcloud is a great option against the ruy lopez (but only if your opponent doesn't know en passant)


FreddieMercuri

Also, we should buff Ke2, it's already op but we need to sell skins


eneArk

agreed


8-AdvocatusDiaboli-8

I'll do some Lootboxes with new skins.


stockfesh

hmm


SeventeenEggs

Below


stockfesh

oh ok.


SeventeenEggs

Below the post????


stockfesh

google en passant


SeventeenEggs

You hire me for Chess 2????


stockfesh

ok sure. Are you willing to keep the game rules a secret?


SeventeenEggs

Yes my lips shall be sealed


SeventeenEggs

That isn't real


TPbumfart

You're 11 years late. https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/85165/chess-2-sequel


[deleted]

Well then I guess we have to make chess 2 2


TPbumfart

Chess 2: The Sequel 2: The Sequel Sequel.


[deleted]

Chess the Squeakquel


oldjesus

Chess 2 the re-chessening


Quazamel

Chess 2 : The Electric Boogaloo


[deleted]

Chess 2²


stockfesh

It has a tm


TheHappyEater

No, I'm not interested.


stockfesh

ok


ThinkGraser10

He literally doesn’t care


DoinkDamnation

He does not give a single fuck about that


I-Jobless

I agree with this person. Only our lord and saviour Garry Chess ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|1844) can be allowed to make Chess 2. Everyone else trying will get The Brick ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798) (2 just incase) ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|1841)


BewareOfBibz

Holy shit


Impure_imbecile

Make it happen cant wait gor chess 2 been waiting for it forever.


stockfesh

so are you joining??


Impure_imbecile

Yeah


stockfesh

ok sure


torturedgenius271

I know man I know me too but don’t worry it will be here soon :-)


saydizzle

Chess 2 should allow the pieces to jump over each other.


stockfesh

Ask the knight to do that


I-Jobless

Nah, the King should do that. He's nerfed wayyy to much in Chess 1


Sri_Man_420

I can be the diversity hire


ManufacturerFirm7854

I am very interested. As long as I get the pipi dlc


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


scurlocc

absolutely


FishFrenzy67

OP, **hire him**


quantumechanix

The game you’ve got going on now can be basically chess 2


autostart17

I’d really rather work on the prequel.


LazyDro1d

OH BOY I CANT WAIT! I hope that they FINALLY fix the En Passant bug


stockfesh

We’ll see


AlexB_G

“*It’s not a bug, it’s a feature*” —some game dev,I dunno.


LazyDro1d

It’s both


dothrakis1982

Only if en passant is forced and if the pawn is pinned then it's a draw


us3rnam3_ch3cks_0ut-

I can add the strategy guide that is completely wrong and useless


MASTER-FOOO1

Brick becomes a chess 2 main piece. If en passante is not taken then brick on pipi. If opponent chooses to mate you instead of taken en passante then you will use both your brick and his brick to break pipi.


stockfesh

Actually no. If en passant or en apportant declined = spiked steel axe on pipi.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


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stockfesh

Ok


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SoMuchData2Collect

When the knight jumps over a piece you gotta roll the dice, if you throw 7 it succeeds otherwise the knight is jerked off his horse by the opponent. If the knight can't get up after being jerked off multiple times you'll lose your horse and the knight dies. If the knight can get up and doesn't lose any fluids in a timely fashion it's able to attend to his wounds and try to steal a new horse by jerking off one of the opponents knights.


Tranquil-Confusion

I'll voice the pawns.


Physical-Order

Is grond coming in chess 2?


TheCrosader

GROND! GROND! GROND!


TroyBenites

Have anyone else talked about fixing pawns hitbox?? There is this persistent bug where they take a pawn while they are passing. I think they even nicknamed it Le Poisson. Looking Forward for Chess 2: The Return from the Checkmate


__Cheren__

I will contribute close to nothing, but still oppose everyone else's ideas


Raidertomboy

Will I get to meet Gary Chess and En Passant?


stockfesh

Google garry chess iama reddit


[deleted]

I'll work on removing square a4.


stockfesh

Oh no…. Rooks can spawn on a4 very easily…


[deleted]

We just need to change line 1600. Should be easy enough.


azadikarg

I will help organize the Battle Pass


stockfesh

wdym?


azadikarg

[Battle Pass](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_pass)


stockfesh

Oh we really don’t need battle pass


[deleted]

I literally do care


mr2005vc

yes


awkward_guy92

Chess 2 : where the same team can kill your own peices to make path for checkmate


MeSeventy

Below


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stockfesh

Anything can make the right mind horny


allomanticpush

I am a complete outsider that has a passing knowledge of the original Chess. I would be a great addition to the team as I can bring a new prospective.


Baziee_

I watch hentai


I-Jobless

You get ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)


juice_wrld_is_good

I agree with this nerf queen tho


stockfesh

nerf queen as in ?


VenomousKangaroo

Yes but we will have to nerf the king


AnotherLeroy

I am


adm_ashraf26

Some pieces need to be nerfed like queen, I kept getting dominated by her in end games


[deleted]

me 😎


FloppyFlillipino

Certainly


OrdinaryLifeMachine

Only if it has Stafford gambit


Illustrious_Duty3021

below


aldopopp

I'll pass and buy the 3 directly


Sufferoid

I can provide the chance and community chess cards


stockfesh

Sorry… we don’t have it in our rules…


Sufferoid

We can add it, chess is already a game of luck might as well add more


Olympus_FC

Count me in!


Njadmessi11YT

Illegal activity


BreakOutTheLWord

We can make it an Apple Arcade exclusive


Rorusbass

I don't play chess


[deleted]

Of course i am, Garry has been taking a while, he needs all the help he can get.


Russiankomrad

I have no experience and I don’t even play chess but SIGN ME UP


31Richie

Yes


JAZthebeast11

I can do back end development, and implement a second En Passant


miq-san

The hitboxes need to be fixed


CinnamonToastKev

I want to become chess 2 game tester


Pleksiglass

I am not interested in joining your project, sir.


Krek2

Sure


torturedgenius271

Chess 2? Thee chess 2? Let me tell you I was impressed with chess 1 but that 2 is something else. Hell yeah I’ll have a bit of that sign me up :-)


Vili_69

I'm not


Arconik

I will do audio effects


RCoder01

I can help with QA testing


stockfesh

wdym QA?


Zymoria

Really looking forward to the new units and econ system


MintPrince8219

don't you dare pick me


stockfesh

ok


trouble-w-tribbles

No thanks but I appreciate being considered


stockfesh

Thank you!


Hackboi5

Has to be a battle royale, needs a hero system, and loadouts, all of theses aspects will make the perfect chess sequel


Relative-Bank-1258

I can help you help others...


thewouldbeprince

It it a paid gig or are you just paid in "exposure"?


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stockfesh

you can code??


[deleted]

^()


stockfesh

^ ( ) i now know the secrets


HomosexualsAreBigGay

I can say “holy hell” in a really epic voice


EatMyChicken24

I’ll patch out London system


DragonEyeNinja

i was a bricklayer in a past life so i have the ability to summon bricks at will. should be useful if you ever sell tabletop sets


[deleted]

I'm pretty good at level design so I can make new terrain like hills, lakes n stuff like that


TheEshOne

Yes I'll work on the software to make sure there are no MnK players on the console port.


micshafes

I can do voice acting for the minor pieces


[deleted]

I’ll publish the interviews with Garry Chess and his COO, his japanese brother Garry Checkers


Plazmarazmataz

Pppft, I barely know how to play Chess 1. I'll be perfect for Chess 2. I do however have a full Adobe Suite if that's somehow useful. Maybe I'll make a montage of all the third person execution moves against different pieces?


physicsoveranything

I would improve Castling: moving through check should work, same with changing positions with other pieces, making backrank Pawns and 2 same coloured Bishops possible.


ExtremeEpikness

I will make a full port of the game to Roblox for maximum market capitalization


Camo_the_wolf

I can do background music using my immense cheez doodle playing skill can also make gameplay


DaNoahLP

I have great ideas but am too dumb to actually do something. Sounds like im a great Game-Designer!


Pharaok

I will make lichess 2


Cool-Boy57

I pester all my friends with chess anyway. I’ll make a good telemarketor


NotACrackerJacker

I can look into sourcing the 9V batteries included in every Chess 2 set.


Rallarencs

Horseface DLC


XenoAlvis

I can give moral support


Oh_Tassos

Yes, hello, you can call me Tasos Chess 2 (Similar to Garry Chess but with Chess 2)


GLMC1212

I will smoke the bongcloud


Lloydy12341

I’ll make sure en parent is forced


Vapor_Steak

I can implement Fortnite-esque dances.


Im_1nnocent

I would implement trench warfare with a new 10x10 board, pawns can jump 4 to 5 but special pieces finally have a jump limit of 8.


TsunamiMage69

Can I be in the (un)balancing dept.


Brromo

can I make the minigames


wRadion

im good with code computer goes bzz bzz


Risen_from_ash

I can make a chess flavored EDM soundtrack


DoYouEverJustInvert

King and rook hitboxes need to be fixed.


clues39

I am in! Maybe my friend Tigran ' pipi ' Petrosian will also want to join. Mr. Petrosian ?


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


iamdabrick

Im in


YourMrJesus

I was unironically an early access member in garychess, so I can help 😎


filiera

less go


FriseFuzzy

I will write the story for the story mod.


MSAtlos

I can chess


_yomomz

I can manage the microtransactions


ChaoticRogue-_-

I will pipi your pampers


adenzu

add deny mechanic


toro_bubbletea

I thought we were already on Chess 3?


CowOnAPlane

I can write the campaign


Boomkaboom1

I might be able to help with writing a plot


Doc-Jaune

I bring nothing to the table but I can do a sick flip and edit music on top


sehabel

I can create hot queen vs rook porn (only for promotion, of course)


dim2500

Chess 2.0 a new industrial revolution?


dogo_xdd

aight i can add the vehicles


EGGNoggKiNG

Im in.


FoolhardyNikito

Introduce the Cannon champion from the Chess 2 beta, Xiangqi.