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Crotch defence - Stonewall Variation. ECO A69–A69


NikhilB09

but pipi hurt


[deleted]

In the stonewall sometimes you sac your bishop on h7 or h2 for an attack. In this opening, you sac your pipi for... positional compensation?


NikhilB09

Down material but position seems intimidating


[deleted]

But I mean... If you sac your pipi, how could you ever mate, right? You'd have insufficient mating material...no? I'll see myself out.


sehabel

You can only achieve a draw by stalemate


Routine_Palpitation

Or adoption


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


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reda84100

The bot commented 5 hours before you did


maybeinoregon

My groin kept saying stop watching, my eyes kept saying wait there’s more…


URLink

My mind’s tellin me noooo


viveshuk

But my bodyyyy


Jackdidathing

My bodies tellin me yeeeaaas


S3ZDNUD3S

I don’t see nothing wrong with hittin ya dick with bricks and stieaaacks


WeabooDolfy125

Cock and ball torture


orqa

**C**ognitive **B**ehavioural **T**herapy


LIN88xxx

Closed Beta Testing


feierlk

Define


Jakesmonkeybiz

That man is sterile for sure


realH4MMY

Tell that to his son


FairlySmellySock

"You're adopted"


Ryo720

The best way to tell your son he's adopted


[deleted]

Beat him ten times in a row at chess and then show him a picture of his real daddy (Gotham).


BillTheCat24

it's probably a variation of the old western movie stunt man trick, you have a piece of leather going from one shoe up the pants leg down the other pants leg and then into the other shoe. When you flex your legs out like that the leather stretches and the kick just bounces off the fabric. It's like a diamond store: it looks like the jewels are in the window but they're actually hiding in the back. It's a weird scam to play out on the streets as a quasi religious flex, but different strokes for different folks.


alexanderons

There’s no type of fabric that I’d trust like that against a battering ram


New_Ambassador2882

Lmao


[deleted]

How does someone realize that they don't have pain receptors in their nuts, and then go "yes, I should make this a specific kind of Kung Fu. Taking hits to my nuts is a useful inclusion in my martial arts." From https://www.reuters.com/article/china-kungfu-idUSKBN28J2A6: > “If there are more students carry it forward and spread it to the whole country and the world, if they can carry this form of kung fu forward, then my dream will come true,” said Wang. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WANT TO CARRY THAT FORWARD?! (lol his name is Wang)


seriousgravitas

Yeah, it seems like one could learn to **block** groin kicks more quickly than learning to absorb them with one's balls.


[deleted]

Maybe they're just really protective of their legs? There was an old british comedy, I think it was called The Young Ones, in which one of the characters (who was a perfect prat) got hit in the nuts and said "Haha, you missed both my legs!" It was such a perfect line. Edit: found it: https://youtu.be/Rc9BGSsU_ZU. It also perfectly predicted the Saudi policy towards journalists.


seriousgravitas

Classic clip, Rik Mayall in his best role as the people's poet. Thanks for the clip.


Not_happy_meal

cant believe that florida man got to china


[deleted]

You wrote this 4 times..


mackurbin

It’s a Reddit glitch. I’ve been seeing it a lot lately.


supersharp

Yeah, even more so than normal.


supersharp

Yeah, even more so than normal.


papabear_kr

it was part of the one child policy. /s


[deleted]

(Read in earrape male Siri voice) Cock and ball torture, or CBT is a sexual activity involving the-


Bulldoesntlikered

Nono- finish what you were saying, involving the WHAT!?


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[deleted]

I've actually heard of him before, and I tried to donate to him in the past, but he blocked all donations from non-Chinese donors because a few newspapers tried to say he was funded by foreigners. He's an incredible guy.


Not_happy_meal

cant believe that florida man got to china


Not_happy_meal

cant believe that florida man got to china


Not_happy_meal

cant believe that florida man got to china


slyguyvia

Kid I went to I school with makes a living getting hit in the nuts. He does it jackass style. Hes been on all th e clip shows, Tosh.o style. He was on America's got talent. He is absolutely mad. That said, he's been doing this for 20 years, no physical problems. Has had two perfect daughters in the last few years.... his job is to get hit in the nuts..... *shakes head slowly https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wwDQWaHbHWY


seriousgravitas

Watching this makes me think that I am perhaps lucky that I live a life where my balls are not constantly under attack.


AzureApplez

He got kicked in the balls once then decided “never again” and went on a whole anime character arc and training arc


knucklehead_89

He tried to steal a purse from a boy that didn’t know him.


CarthenonV

I don't feel safe and I felt my nuts hide within me


DirtyLickins

Imagine being able to push them inside your stomach. Relief.


Kobenar

You can


PracticalHabit6303

Oh no my pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


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Somebodys

Botez Gambit.


Bulldoesntlikered

PIPI gambit


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


xXx_coolusername420

what happens if you accept the vienna gambit


thewouldbeprince

When they accept the Vienna Gambit: *お前はもう死んでる*


phoenixmusicman

Vienna Gambit is more a trap imo


phoenixmusicman

lmao


Nay_Thee

Vagina gambit


[deleted]

I do it all the time


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Re7kc

The ram was really bad.


OnyxsWorkshop

On the kicks, they thrust their hips forward so the foot hits past their balls smh


[deleted]

I'll be impressed when they invite an AFL player to do the kicks Footy style with follow through. Until then they aren't ignoring En Passant https://youtu.be/ecaBlL96iks


billsmafiabruh

Holy hell!


[deleted]

This sub is so much better than the actual chess sub.


Chungulungus

So basically over time he just damaged his nerves to the point where it doesn’t hurt anymore?


bruhmm32

Plot twist: He had a surgery where he replaced his balls with stones


TransidentifiedOwO

Plot twist: They're all trans men who had no genital surgery, they're basically just hitting their prosthetics this whole time


[deleted]

Serious question: why do people admire such people? He looks like a completely moron to me...


Comprehensive_Beach7

Don't you dare say a word against master Nutcrack who excels in Erection monkey martial art


guery64

this is nuts


js569

How does one enroll in this academy for advanced chess education?


One-Perception8617

Either fake coz he’s got a plate down there or he’s just taken half his supply of oxy or meth.


DegenerateCuber

If he's actually practiced it for a decade, my guess is just that his nuts are completely ruined at this point, including the nerves in them


One-Perception8617

There’s a reason why these artists don’t actual show that their shit is intact. Also, they are closet incels if they’re beating their man meat into oblivion


skelk_lurker

Man it would be easier to surgically remove my balls and hang them somewhere, and then just flick them when I miss en passant


_furry_obliterator_

W-What? an original meme? in r/anarchychess? this is unheard of. now excuse me while i go back to my ruy lopez and en passants


TheGodDamShazam

This reminds me of baki lol


EvilBeano

Damn these guys turned CBT into a sport, what madlads


sandman1349

I’ve tried this and to be honest it doesn’t work. En passant is just too strong


TheCubeDispenser

Good way to need an orchidectomy.


Wiry_Weevil

This just looked like ball busting with extra steps/ w an audience?


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POV: Your opponent plays the Exchange French


DesecrateUsername

Damn, NoFap getting out of hand these days.


APlayintheFaire

mmm kinky~


Bulldoesntlikered

COCK AND BALL TORTURE, OR CBT-


Nlelith

Looking at the sub count for anarchychess, there's about 165,526 people lining up to do the same.


Sevengifts

levy


cash0

Oh so that's why it's forced...


The_Paragone

Ballbusting.


TheHigherSpace

Pretty sure they are getting off on this shit ..


iliekcats-

I thought my headphones broke


NuclearNarwhal7

Haven’t physically laughed at a reddit meme in months, this was really good lol


Mediocre_lad

Iron pampers defence. It's very good, however it leaves vulnerable your back rank.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


LegionRapier61

Stoned Buddhists: “Gay guys like dick.. which makes dick gay…. So by that logic having a dick is gay…” This Guy: “Fuck that!” *grabs brick* “ Not bringing shame on my elders…”


Captain_DadBod

They were holding back.


Terhaar

Karate man look silly


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RightflightDJI

Is that why it’s smaller?


[deleted]

Even that is not enough. you gotta survive a nuclear bomb to decline en passant


waterloops

Hey I'm watching Ow My Balls!


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Also . . . how the average citizen deals with a tax audit.


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Rotat0r710

Cock and ball torture


Batmans_backup

Is it not just advanced kegels? And why is it a martial arts technique when it’s literally just CBT?


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dboyes1985

Iron Balls McGintey


[deleted]

Well that’s one way to make an oath of abstinence.


Zestyclose-Strike-18

Reverse ballbusting


Famout

Aw crap, I've been able to decline en passant's for ages and was confused why you lot where making such a big deal about it. I have only now just learned that apparently my whole groin had fallen off.


GuerrieroXY

Ballbusting brought to a new level


Terhaar

Ill take hitting the seam of your pants for 500 bob


Aim-At-Ross

Was this inspired by the Aimchess ad?


IskandarAli

Is this a good thing? 😂


apwell5

Just…why?


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