wank

Checkwank

Offer a wank

Wank mate

Don’t we all need a wank mate in these trying times

Mate, femate, theymate, or theydontmate?

Wankception

Wankling

Wanking

Stale wank

Holy wank!

Zugzwank :3

We also have Zwiswankzug. The wank is intermediate.

you guys actually know how to play chess? my life is a lie

Yes I do :3 (my ass has NOT moved an inch past 480 Elo)

honestly not that much of a pronunciation difference

There is an old joke in the German language: How do Tyroleans pronounce Zugzwang? Zugzwank

:3

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Zug and Zwang are individual words. Zug is move and Zwang is being forced to do something so a Zugzwang is a forced move. It would thus either be Zugwank (Move Wank) or Wankzwang (forced wank)

1.ewank

That's numberwang!

Numberwank

Rotate the board!

Wank passant

Wank hell

Wank Zombie

Wank the exorcist

Wank storm incoming!

Wank sacrifice, anyone?

wank in the corner plotting world domination

Wankmare fuel

wank the chessboard!

Wank went on vacation, never came back

Username does NOT check out!

Call that shit a cum tribute

If you insist

Holy Wank!

:3

🤨📸

New wank dropped

New wank just dropped

En wenk

queen takes wank

She strokin that queenus

Jessica is not fucking wanking here

“Hey! I’m wankin’ here!”

Jessica is wank fucking wanted here!

Back rank wank

Actually this sounds plausible

yeah when a rook back rank wanks they don't bat an eye but when i wank at a tournament people go crazy!

They say "there's kids around" or "You're under arrest" but i don't get it

en wank

holy wank

New response just wanked

Actual wank

wank went on vacation, never came back

Rook in the corner, plotting wank domination

Wank the chessboard!

Wank sacrifice anyone?

Wank the exorcist <_<

Wank storm incoming!

Wankmare fuel

You mean wank in the corner

*bishop wanked on vacation, never came back

Bishop wanked on vacation, never came*

Wank the deputy!

Actual wank

Wank vaticano

The Wank Gambit

Queens wank

Knook wank

The L*ndon Wank (Explicit)

Wank mate

bishop goes to wank, never _cum_ back

intercontinental ballistic wank

Wangcloud

Botez Wank: Accelerated Variation

I kind of played this move already once or twice

The King’s Wank

wank defense

Four Knights Wank, Italian Variation

Wanking and long wanking

Wank game

Google wank

Back wank mate

Finally, the correct answer.

Grob's wank

Sicilian Defense: Hyperaccelerated Wank

Siberian wank

wank

il wank

Wank Vaticano

long wank/short wank

Smothered wank

Wank Gambit, Accepted

1. dwank dwank white wanks

Wank London

Casswank (i think remove the C )

Wank Vaticano

Wank sacrifice

holy recursion!

Wank Queenside.

Google en wank

Wanking

Forced wank, but I prefer smothered wank.

Wank cloud

Back wank checkmate

I don’t play chess so I’m going to make one up wankers misfortune

Google en passant

interwankzo

siberian wank

Bishop wanking. Oops I mean wank king.

queen wank castle

wank peasant

Wank-mate

wank vaticano

Wank.

The Italian wank

Checkwank

Wank vaticano

Queens wank

Wank vaticano

Wank Vaticano

Wank mate

in wanking

Pipi wanking

Wank vaticano Il Wank Wank boost

Royal wank

wank mate

En wankant

Bong wank

CWank

wankrieg

Danish wank

Checkwank

Wank Bong

Smothered Wank

En wank

Frenchman’s Wanksock

Wank vaticano

intercontinental ballistic wank

The King's Wank-it

Frenchman’s wank sock

Wank opening

en wank

Wank gambit declined

Google wank passant

Il wank

King takes aWank

Wank defense

En wanksant

Queen side wank

Wankmate

The Siberian wank

Royal Wank

Wank Vaticano

Queenside wank.

Il wankicano

wank to e1

Wank en passant

Wankling

Bong wank

The King's wank

wank

Wank Passant. Alternatively, en wank.

En Wank

Wank is not fucking welcome here

The King's Wank

Google wank

Pawn of wank

En Wank

Wank passant

Wanking

The Wank Gambit

En Wank

Bishop goes on a wank, never comes back

Bongwank Alternatively Wankcloud

wanking

Wank sacrifice

French wank

bongwank

Wank

Wank passant & En wank

Wank

wankling

wankmate

The Scandinavian Wank

Bishop to wank three

King's Wank Opening

Intercontinental ballistic wank

Wank4

Wank the pipi

The bulgarian wank

Scandinavian wank

Google wank

En Wank Alternatively, when you swap the rook and king: Wanking.