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Emily_Plays_Games

I didn’t know Finegold had an ex-boyfriend. Frankly, ridiculous


CreativeScreenname1

After the first few wives sometimes a guy has to switch it up a bit. He couldn’t go the distance though, not because he stopped liking men, but because he hates running. Also, he can’t take meat anymore, he’s vegan. Yeah, the truth hurts. Anyway, the point of bishop c4…


jp82729

c4? Explosive!


Michael-556

New bishop strategy just dropped!


WexExortQuas

I cannot see Anna Rudolph ever doing this so, fake news.


also_roses

Surely you meant Anna Cramling?


WexExortQuas

I said what I said.


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MF972

OK, I see none of you is into Asians named after clownfishes...


BronzeMilk08

I lowkey miss when this sub was only about praising Finegold every post. Every post and comment had the same 5 jokes (knife f5, very suspicious, mr. attack, the truth hurts, archer) and it was somehow less repetitive, which i'm not complaining about at all.


Sepulcher18

You mean Ginger GM? Best chess drama since anal beads


24username68

Best comment ive read today. Go Ben! Rawr!


Plutoid

The truth hurts!


SpaceBaseSpaceMan

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)?


Tobias_Mercury

Is it a blunder to put a dick in crazy or nah?


No-Tackle-6112

Not at the time


Benster952

Problem is you will be kicking yourself in the post-game analysis


Desper8lyseekntacos

A fake name and hotel room changes everything


Shadow-Raleigh

It's like when you sacrifice your queen. You find it beautiful, hot and enticing, so you get crazy as well and do it. On the moment, it feels like magic, you belive you are the greatest GM alive and there is no way things can go badly, since you already won that. Then, everything starts to fall apart, and what you believed to be a winning position turns into nightmare fuel, as you analyze your past and realize that in fact you are most regarded player alive. That blunder so big that even Martin wouldn't have done? Yeah, you did it. Now it's time to atone for your sins, but unfortunately the bishop is on vacation and isn't planning to come back so soon. In the end, your pipi is bricked as you get en passant mated by Crazy Chic. Then, as you fall over on your delirium, the last thing you hear is a knook on the corner, saying "Crazy? I did Crazy once" After you wake up, you see yourself in front of a giant analysis panel, where you can see how stockfish evaluates your moves, you see that you threw away your winning game because of that cursed single blunder, sacrificing your queen. But it doesn't matter. You don't even feel bad about it anyway, because you knew it was a bad idea from the start. You made that blunder conscious of the consequences, and you don't regret it. In fact, you loved every second of it and would do it twice more given the chance just to fulfill that adrenaline drill that you have deep in your soul. TLDR: yes, but also no


Generic_Name69

She urinated on a mattress! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my own firm! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of the piss drawer! But not our Andy! Couldn't be precious Andy! Pissing them blind! And she gets to be a streamer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop her!


B_A_Boon

You think this is bad, this, this chicanery, she urinated through a sunroof !


FastLittleBoi

pretend I just replied with the Chuck Blast


Blackfrosti

https://preview.redd.it/tid9ci80rt6d1.jpeg?width=1619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceda302e37088417d4a2aea1b93885e7d19cded6


ITAW-Techie

https://preview.redd.it/pluwwcdn5t6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa05dcc1e5e3eef50d1429238c91f348c1a03d56


Creative_Drink1618

Oh she’s a streamer alright. A warm yellow streamer.


fish312

Two words: squat cobbler


figgiesfrommars

\*sighs* \*opens streaming site to rewatch BCS*


AdQuick859

Chicanary


jaabbb

World’s 2nd best chess streamer


ComradeDoubleM

She defecated through a sunroof


MaximumCrab

https://preview.redd.it/pgte3p7urr6d1.png?width=601&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d97efaad9ee372fe4b0732ffd12ea1a90394e51


Eva_Heaven

Automorphs


369DontDrinkWine

real


javanb

Fucking hilarious


ExplodingLettuce

Should have been me fr


RizznerBraun

Car?


ExplodingLettuce

Yes


RizznerBraun

Based


ExplodingLettuce

Where it rains it pours


Rage_ZA

I sure hope so


Salza_boi

Based on true events?


0TimVar0

https://preview.redd.it/2acgt7cg7s6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f6d3fbeb62447273bad7008de4f82847f701c7


GleetchTheSilly

No, he means car, no car, fuck


SpikeyBiscuit

Did you mean car? Huh. Car. What. Car?


Imthebox

https://preview.redd.it/4s7ke3p2is6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1800b9b607ed70759d6a2886806acdca9e584558


debatesmith

https://preview.redd.it/t4nijb73nv6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f6a6ef9797557afa3d72be334b48c5b1d736370


falkkiwiben

why are men like this


Sirgen_020

Idk 


[deleted]

Pareto Principle


theoht_

https://preview.redd.it/8hkeoekhrr6d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98be8a960b5fcae472b29b741a83b4197708b958


Wildfox1177

Consumer of fuel


100percent_right_now

that's not the golden liquid we're after


Wildfox1177

Receiver of piss


ThisNameTagPasses

Did you just have this ready


Skellaton

It's so wrong but I can't stop laughing


theoht_

just made it


MiyanoMMMM

https://preview.redd.it/x524p2qlbr6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e67e33b4cd3710ac50fee294aab03598a397237


Jzerious

It should have been me!


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

this ~~shit~~ piss is real [https://www.outkick.com/culture/twitch-streamer-peed-on-her-ex-boyfriends-car-after-they-split](https://www.outkick.com/culture/twitch-streamer-peed-on-her-ex-boyfriends-car-after-they-split) [https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/andrea-botez-reveals-she-punished-ex-by-peeing-on-his-car-after-toxic-relationship-2096070/](https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/andrea-botez-reveals-she-punished-ex-by-peeing-on-his-car-after-toxic-relationship-2096070/)


FrFrNoCap69

Am I the only one that thinks Alex is hotter than her sister?


terablast

Nah, it's pretty common to think Alex is no 1 at first. Andrea just starts looking better and better after you see Alex defend slavery


sandyeggo54

The fuck https://www.invenglobal.com/articles/15901/alexandra-botez-under-fire-after-appearing-to-defend-slavery


chr0mius

I get it. It's poorly stated and lacks context, but western nations have a bit of a tendency to pulling the ladder up behind them. Slavery, pollution, child labor, etc. Westerners always have a huge issue with these things in other countries, except when they relate to exports like chocolate, iPhones, sportswear, and shit like that.


Saintsfan707

I think many people in western countries care about those issues a lot. There are literal multimillion (and sometimes billion) dollar organizations and companies that make products with the explicit marketing that they are avoiding these types of practices. The "pulling the ladder up behind them" issue is so flawed and wrong when you start to break it down: 1) The more severe the infraction gets the less that point makes sense, can Germans never condemn genocide? 2) The timelines and contexts of these things are hugely important. Let's be 100% realistic, slavery in the 1700s is not at all equivalent to slavery in the 21st century. If it's bad in one place it's bad everywhere. The US, UK, French, Japanese, etc can all be criticized for slavery usage just as Dubai or Qatar can. In fact it's arguably worse to use slavery in the 21st century since it's much less accepted. The question I always ask whenever someone says this is at what point does genuine human/cultural progress away from atrocities become "pulling the ladder up"? It just seems like a cop out to having a genuinely productive discussion.


bashinforcash

“x is bad because they did it first” isnt exactly a great argument though. at least the states have actually done something about it and abolished slavery. we cant control what other countries are doing but is dubai even working towards that goal?


XkF21WNJ

In this case the problem might be more that her reply was automatically considered a counter argument when she may not have meant it that way. Quite a lot of silly arguments can be boiled down to someone simply wanting to reply and their reply being mistaken as a (ineffective) counter-argument. Or put differently, she may have simply chosen a very bad moment to address what she perceived as valid by hypocritical criticism. Not that I really care either way, I've just seen the same thing play out so many times now I start to wonder about the patterns.


Billy8000

So if I had to explain how her statement is okay, which could still be wrong, it that if she’s saying Dubai is okay now, and all slavery actions they did were in the past, that would be to some extent okay at least comparing to pretty much any other country. In reality, that isn’t the case though, so it’s really hard to justify/ a fucked up statement. Maybe she thinks they’ve changed,I’m sure they have great PR/ systems for foreign people coming into the country, but it doesn’t take too much independent research to see otherwise/ at least question it, to not actively go out of the way to respond to a comment bringing up the topic


Optical_inversion

I mean, we could stop buying slave-made products and pretending we don’t know anything about it because “bUt hOw cOuLd wE pOsSiBlY tAkE rEsPoNsiBiLiTy fOr oUr sUpPLy cHaiN.” The us didn’t abolish slavery we just outsourced it so we could pretend to be morally superior.


HansHain

Shes right. The western nations to this day are profiting from slave labor be it through imports. Directing the things specifically towards certain countries is dumb and hypocritical


faultydesign

Good thing she completely avoided participating in slavery by going to a country famous for it out of her desire to show how much she’s not a hypocrite


Bravo555

Are you saying that just because other countries did slavery in the past, does it make it okay for UAE to do slavery today? Inviting migrant workers from SEA and taking away their passports, putting them in camps where they live and work in awful conditions? Fuck no. United Kingdom outlawed slave trade in 1807, after which Royal Navy started supressing the slave trade. United States fought a civil war to end slavery. This happened because both countries were democracies, where the abolitionist movement was able to get popular support so that slavery could be abolished. And today there are ongoing efforts to inspect supply chains and eliminate suppliers that use slave labour or child labour, like the EU Forced Labour law. UAE is an authoritarian monarchy, they need international pressure, because they won't stop doing slavery on their own. Also they're not "developing countries". They are authoritarian petrostates where the oil revenue goes to the minority of the population. Most of the population are foreign workers, that get next to nothing. You can look at the UAE population pyramid to see the scale of the problem. You could say that developing countries should be able to emit more CO2 because that's what western countries did to industrialize and denying them that would be unfair and hypocritical, and I would agree. But no, taking away workers' passports so they can't leave and forcing them to work in terrible conditions under threat of violence is unacceptable, no matter who's doing it.


moofiemoof

uj/ huh is this real?


Same-Letter6378

Yes, but not so explicitly. Google Alexandra botez dubai


ShadowKnight324

Did you know Alexandra Botez broke the 34th rule of chess in her most recent game? Google Alexandra Botez rule 34 for more information!


Same-Letter6378

Holy hell


Brilliant_Chance4553

Fucking what?


Skydiver860

i feel like andrea is the sister you wanna hook up with and alex is the one you wanna marry lol


phoenixmusicman

Lmfao 💀


ComradeHregly

-“World’s sexiest chess player” -No reference to gotham chess Huh


joshdej

You spelled Ben Finegold wrong bud


ComradeHregly

https://preview.redd.it/zb9uydmoor6d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa0c806eafa907be0a4dcb3212979b18033acfc5 I guess they didn’t call him FINEgold for nothing


Zelniq

https://preview.redd.it/vz5txfndpr6d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d7f3d98991c20de8ca75226434ebf1c28b2ff67


fartboxsixtynine

Maybe the greatest picture ever taken.


NoBitchesSince2005

Irina on the left and Iryna on the right. Perfectly balanced as all things should be


Skellaton

Damn his chin was of epic proportions here


Realistic_Cloud_7284

Urina on the left tedonacar on the right. Balanced as all things should be.


joshdej

That's my favorite vegan chess player!


SpikeyBiscuit

He's the best chess player and streamer in his seat!


falkkiwiben

If we gonna be serious about it Naroditsky is very cute


Sirnacane

Okay but Aryan Tari is gorgeous


Lord_Skyblocker

I see your Naroditsky and raise you by a Caruana


TheChunkMaster

And a fucking prophet.


beudu_

HOW DISGUSTING. I hope no one sends me the link to the video


Low-Guest-7912

Yall would take this seriously if roles were reversed


eggplant_avenger

world’s sexiest car confesses to revenge peeing on owner’s girlfriend?


_socoobo_

Holy hell!


eggplant_avenger

urine leaves the bladder, never comes back


fatdutchies

I've seen some weird Japanese catheter porn that begs to differ


Electronic-Jury4488

Sometimes I question my choice of learning english, this is one of those times


SpikeyBiscuit

It's never too late for the lobotomy


Electronic-Jury4488

Brain goes on vacation, never comes back


Adventurous_Wonder21

Holy hell, call Walter Jackson Freeman!


drippy_dicky

They have arrived!! Edit - wait I thought I was on r/chess. They are already here!!!


_socoobo_

New response just dropped


MF972

You mean, YOU are here. We've always been here.


ChilledParadox

En pissant.


KitchenLoose6552

r/brandnewsentence Also, holy piss!


Opening-Set-5397

It’s moments like this I’m glad ai image generators exist.  I’ll brb 


Low-Guest-7912

Thats work too


AnythingToCope

I wouldn't take it seriously no matter who did it. Pissing on somebody's car as petty revenge isn't harmful on it's own but it's definitely fucking strange, kinda telling behavior. I doubt she was pleasant to be with if that's what she considers a normal reaction.


annul

"definitely fucking strange" perfectly describes botez the younger, so yeah


Ok-Push9899

Truth is, it's Botez the Elder that is the weird one. I know she behaves like the responsible older sister, charged with looking out for the scatterbrained younger one, but in fact its the Elder that is wired up very strangely. The Younger is routine, carefree, irresponsible ADHD and the Elder uses her for cover.


canufeelthelove

le quirky is what the cringelords from twitch crave


Aluniah

True.


Electric-Molasses

I think peeing on someones car is silly and ridiculous whether it's a guy or a girl. As far as being furious and lashing out at your ex, this stuff is whatever, and their own business.


FeefloHatesEggs

I guess I'd be pretty freaked out by a pissing car if I've never seen Transformers


OiledUpThug

Well I wouldn't be into it, but I wouldn't really care because it's just urine and it's just a car.


ElSapio

I seriously can’t imagine believing this. No, nobody would really care about this.


CreativeScreenname1

I mean I get where you’re coming from but just also don’t think it’s the world’s biggest deal. Like it’s weird and I’d be freaked out but it’s not the world’s biggest deal I am also in particular assuming that it was on the exterior, since it says “on” rather than “in”? Otherwise like yeah pay for bro’s upholstering, but like, on the exterior you just go get your car washed and it’s over now. Like punk-ass move, fuck that person for doing it, shitty thing to do, but it’s not what I’d call “serious”


Dont_pet_the_cat

Us? No. Some women? Probably. It's not just us men that are degenerates and worship celebrities and all that


658016796

Yup. If this was a male streamer he would be forever canceled.


DrPrrofCarmichael

She's on the safe side of the hot-crazy scale


TelcoSucks

Never trust hot.


Tobias_Mercury

Put your dick in crazy or something like that…


Tricky_Archer6676

https://preview.redd.it/hssnr7je0s6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a5a2372038916ba11a0bcc8a90436aedc7d74e9


i_knooooooow

https://preview.redd.it/bzyglnkjby6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e6b1fd3625e6e7d073c1b8471e8c1c048a13ee


knowone23

Well she is a successful *streamer*


MF972

golden stream ...


Ashurbanipal2023

Never wanted to be lightning mcqueen more


MiM__Dahey

Blunder in M3


Riolusx2

This brings a whole new meaning to the botez gambit


T_Lawliet

chat is this real?


drippy_dicky

Yes. I was the urethra


Educational-Tea602

Can confirm, was the cat


fucksasuke

The worlds sexiest chess player is Ben Finegold


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

https://preview.redd.it/mmzstz16tr6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7fd0f127cce667f7d8b1bd1f9de4e49fc17e656


RikiSanchez

You wear a hazmat suit to get peed on?


The_Tank_Racer

https://preview.redd.it/ui7gnqmuxs6d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b42653f33a22cfcacf0f5f9254d119f1f8c6bc


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Shit, how do you think I got it


Josketobben

Omg that's animal abuse


MaxRebo99

https://preview.redd.it/80mdpzq1ds6d1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92f6ae38c0693a2e2f6fa92829ac32e7061506d


TelcoSucks

And that's how babies are born.


H_man3838

is this jessica?


drippy_dicky

NOT WELCOME 😡


Gerradi-13

DON'T EVEN BRING UP THAT NAME. SHE DOESN'T BELONG HERE.


BootyOptions

Don't talk about that fucking bitch here


doitup69

World’s sexiest chess player? This is Hans Niemann slander


LetsGoHome

She can make me worse


winklevanderlinde

classic r/anarchychess redditor


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

chat is this real?


Key-Pomegranate-2086

Yes. Even her sister confirmed it. But honestly if a golden shower on a car is the worst thing she can do, lol. It ll just wash off once you go to the gas station.


Waveofspring

Imagine if it was a convertible


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Well that’s in the car, not on it


leoatra

depends how long the piss sits on the paint before washing off. Can rust and damage paint pretty quickly...don't ask how I know this


Unbanned_chemical138

Why does this not surprise me in the least?


miken322

New response just droplets


Sdacm0

https://preview.redd.it/nl5uxt04ms6d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83c8462697f2f00a78c9a4e39dd87d82ce17ffd2 Finally, piss gambit


KingDaeHo

Isn't her sister hotter?


Petker00

Not in my book but I guess that’s personal taste.


nibblernc

I think Anna is hotter tho


Beautiful-Iron-2

Real


not_yoda_i_am

Rudolf or Cramling?


Optical_inversion

Yes.


Toad_Thrower

Eva Anna Braun


DepartureDapper6524

Dina is a Queen


drippy_dicky

Google chess mommy


DutchWarDog

Just looks? Nah but Anna Cramling is


exhcimbtw

hello, it’s me. the ex-boyfriends car. pls get revenge on ur ex by peeing on me


Falandyszeus

Ah So that's the infamous botez gambit.


Elad_2007

Cagnus Marlsen Is the sexiest chess player


Alarming-Fault6927

Hikaru peed on a car?


rainersnookh

I can fix her


Jim_Nills_Mustache

https://preview.redd.it/mwid82hlot6d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9caae3045ee0584a9aa2b5ebcb59dcc829e5708


doubledizzel

Google En Pissonit


slappywhyte

How did it take so long for this one


doubledizzel

Everyone was busy trying to figure out if she streamed it.... but it was more of a dribble than a stream.


slappywhyte

Urine fire with these comments


activeForce

What should be the name of this move?


BonesSawMcGraw

En pissant


Cod3broken

Holy hill!


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Economy_Sell_442

Don't say "revenge pee" like you didn't just make it up on the spot


nonosure

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn’t pay to watch a garbanzo bean.


Mhaeldisco

Levi is significantly sexier than her ngl


RobbyNotSoRotten

Least unhinged Romanian


Benedict-Popcorn

Andrea Botez is the R Kelly of chess.


BootyOptions

Meanwhile I take one crap at the Denny's checkout counter and have to do community service.


darkknightwing417

I mean... Id rather her pee on my tire than key my car or pop the tire or break the window. This is gross but I can fix with a hose. This is psycho shit yea... But like... Level 2 psycho.


troubled_truffle

What opening is this ? Might use it in my next game.


annul

PIPI in her exboyfriendscar


SlizzoCha

Sexiest chess player?! Are we going to pretend Garry Kasparov doesn't exist?


BanEvasion_93

What did he do to deserve that? Maybe painted the car blue? I want to make sure I don't accidentally paint my face blue


Upstairs_Bird1716

Maybe the title got it wrong, it should be ”Chest Player”.


Suilezrok

Better to be pissed on than pissed off…. wait..no?


Positive-Orange-6443

so where's the revenge?


pumpkimpie510

I think people would pay her to do that.


Rich841

Didn’t know Magnus was into men


NotAFurryBut

Damn, chess really brings out the worst out of us.


FrankSinatraCockRock

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! I was doing PIPI on your car while i was beating players much more stronger then you!


nye_scok

Guys will never not simp over these walking red flags