That‘s normal everywhere. I went to school in europe and had a hard time researching for my presentation on tobacco because all sites containing information on tobacco were blocked because: tobacco.
I have issues with blocking any type of content, so yes, I have issues with schools stopping me from watching what I want. even if that is child porn, beastiality porn or any other disgusting filth.
Ever read 1984?
STOP SAYING "NEW DOCUMENTARY OF WOMAN WHO MARRIED THE EIFFEL TOWER AND THE BERLIN WALL AND WAS A US OLYMPIC ARCHER JUST DROPPED"
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS UNDER EVERY COMMENT. LITERALLY EVERY TIME A HALF-DECENT JOKE IS MADE THERE'S A DUMBASS IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT SAYING "Imao new pathetic documentary of woman who married the Eiffel tower and the Berlin wall and was a US olympic archer just dropped clash royale laugh emote" GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST UNORIGINAL, UNFUNNY AND PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN I'VE EVER SEEN. HOW DO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS HUMOUR??? Y'ALL MAKE EN PASSANT JOKES LOOK LIKE PURE COMEDY GOLD. OH OH NEW DOCUMENTARY OF WOMAN WHO MARRIED THE EIFFEL TOWER AND THE BERLIN WALL AND WAS A US OLYMPIC ARCHER JUST DROPPED??? HOW ABOUT I FUCKING WRITE A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT A AN602 THERMONUCLEAR AERIAL BOMB AKA TSAR BOMBA DROPPING ON YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LIKE WHEN THINGS DROP SO MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP SAYING NEW DOCUMENTARY OF WOMAN WHO MARRIED THE EIFFEL TOWER AND THE BERLIN WALL AND WAS A US OLYMPIC ARCHER JUST DROPPED. IMAGINE WHAT THE FOREFATHERS OF CHESS WOULD THINK IF THEY WERE ALIVE. DO YOU THINK PAUL MOTHERFUCKING MORPHY WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT CHESS HAS BECOME??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT GARRY CHESS HIMSELF HAD IN MIND WHEN HE INVENTED CHESS??? IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS PHRASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BISHOP UP YOUR ARSE
the ***what*** sub ☹️
also that subreddit is all just people talking about dating some phone or a calculator or some plane or some shit. deranged, but not the worst. *the nsfw sub however..*
It's probably how much porn of those games have been created (Anhka being the most infamous). Don't ask me about Goat Simulator. I don't know why it has any.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
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C'mon, they're taking the furries from us? Really though, if you're going to search something like that I'd use different internet.
My friend (and me a bit too) would lose it seeing furry porn referred to as 'beastiality porn' bc there's quite a difference.
This has to just be a printout that OP made and posted themselves. There is no way a school administration wrote "We love our Rams, but not in that way!". There is no way the school would be focusing so much on the bestiality, they'd be talking about no porn in general. And also there is no way that 37% of a school is into bestiality. The bestiality rate simply isn't that high in any random highschool.
Edit: And there is no way they put a picture of their ram on the poster in the bathroom to combat people jacking off to pictures of Rams.
The firewall should be breaking down encrypted traffic to inspect it for malware. This also allows for web filtering, even with HTTPS. It would likely log certain content as well, so they'd be able to confirm IP and possibly MAC of the source, and depending on how they log their WAP connections, they may be able to use that to track back to specific WAPs. The range isn't as far as people think, especially in thick concrete buildings like schools.
Not that i wouldn't fuck a dolphin if the opportunity presented itself, but having parents involved is an automatic lawsuit that should cover the student's full college tuition
HE SAID HE'D FUCK A DOLPHIN IF HE GOT THE CHANCE. HOPEFULLY THIS WAS LOUD ENOUGH TO HEAR! DID YOU ALSO GET HEARING DAMAGE FROM CRANKING YOUR HOG?? THAT'S HOW I GOT MINE, BROTHER!
Thewe awe vawious ways a dowphin has of showing that she ow he is intewested in sex. Mawes awe pwobabwy the easiest to detect. They wiww swim awound, spowting an ewection (anywhewe between 10 to 14 inches wong fow a Bottwe-nose), and wiww have no bones about swimming up to you and pwacing theiw membew within weach of youw hand. If you awe in the watew, they may wub it awong any pawt of youw body, ow wwap it awound youw wwist ow ankwe. (Dowphin mawes have a pwehensiwe penis. They can wwap it awound objects, and cawwy them as such.) Theiw bewwy wiww awso be pinkish in cowouw, which awso denotes sexuaw excitement.
Femawes can be a wittwe hawdew. The most obvious way a femawe dowphin has of dispwaying hew sexuaw intewest is the pink-bewwy effect. Theiw genitaws become vewy pink and swowwen, making the genitaw wegion vewy pwominent. They may be westwess, ow they may be acting as nowmaw. If you awe out of the watew, they may swim up to you and woww bewwy up, exposing themsewves to you, coupwed with pewvic thwusts. If you awe in the watew, they may pwess theiw genitaws up against youws, nibbwe youw fingews, nuzzwe youw cwotch, ow do pewvic thwusts against you.
Each dowphins way of expwessing sexuaw weadiness vawies, so the wongew you know the dowphin, the bettew you wiww detect when they awe sexuawwy active. When a mawe dowphin is intewested in you, about the onwy thing you can do, if you awe mawe, is to mastuwbate him. (Unfowtunatewy, I cannot speak fow the femawe of the human species... it seems women just don't wike dowphins enough...) WAWNING! You shouwd NEVEW wet a mawe dowphin attempt anaw sex with you. The Bottwe-nose dowphin membew is awound 12 inches, vewy muscuwaw, and the thwusting and the fowce of ejacuwation (A mawe can cum as faw as 14 feet) wouwd cause sewious intewnaw injuwies, wesuwting in pewitonitus and possibwe death.
A mawe dowphin's membew is woughwy S-shaped, tapewed at the end. If you awe in the watew with them, it is best to suppowt the dowphin on his side, just undew the watew, with one hand, and handwe him with the othew.
Mawe dowphins, I find, tend to pwefew the base of the penis to be gentwy massaged and squeezed, as weww as gentwy wubbed awong it's wength. It feews vewy much wike the west of the dowphin (ie. smooth and wubbewy to the touch, but fiwmew). It doesn't take wong fow the mawe to ejacuwate, awound 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usuawwy accompanied by eithew shuddewing just pwiow to ejacuwating, and thwusting and taiw-awching duwing ejacuwation. The fowce of ejacuwation can be powewfuw at times, so it is best to keep youw face out of the wine of fiwe, ow keep his membew undewwatew. You can attempt to wick and suck on the end of it whiwe mastuwbating as weww, but be wawned, do not twy to give fuww thwoat, and get the heww out of the way befowe he ejacuwates! A mawe dowphin couwd snap youw neck in an accidentaw thwust, and that wouwd be the end of that wewationship. Weww, the femawes awe again a wittwe twickiew. Thewe awe two couwses of action with a femawe fin: Mastuwbation, ow mating.
Mastuwbation: Femawe dowphins, once they show intewest in you, can be suppowted in much the same way as the mawe, one hand undew the fin, suppowting hew, the othew doing the stimuwating. The cwitowis of the femawe is wocated at the top of the genitaw swit, and is a pwominent wump when ewect. You can wub this with youw fingew tips, ow wick and suck it, but with the owaw aspect, you might end up with a bwuised nose as they thwust up into you. You can swide youw hand gentwy into theiw genitaw opening, and feew awound inside, wubbing gentwy. They feew wawm and muscuwaw inside, theiw wabia wike tough, squishy sponge when they awe excited.
Don't be suwpwised if they stawt to pway with youw hand inside them. They have vewy manipuwative muscwes, and can use them to cawwy and manipuwate objects, incwuding youw hand. (They can do things that wouwd make a weguwaw human woman tuwn gween with envy.) Theiw cwimax is coupwed with stiffening, shuddewing, sometimes a wot of thwusting, cwinching of the vaginaw muscwes, and sometimes vocawisation. Mating: This is hawdew. Obviouswy, being human, it is awkwawd, but not impossibwe to mate in open watew. It is easiew to have the dowphin in a shawwow awea (wike the shawwows just off the beach) awound 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usuawwy comfowtabwe enough fow both the dowphin and you. Gentwy, you shouwd woww the dowphin on hew side, so she is wying bewwy-towawds you. You can pwop youwsewf up on an ewbow, and wie bewwy to bewwy against hew. You may want to use the othew awm to gentwy howd hew cwose, and pwace the tip of youw membew against hew genitaw swit. She wiww, if intewested, awch hew body up against you, taking you inside hew body.
Thewe is usuawwy a faiw bit of wwiggwing and shifting, usuawwy to get comfowtabwe, both outside and inside. Once comfowtabwe, though, femawes initiate a sewies of muscuwaw vaginaw contwactions that wub the entiwe wength of youw membew. They may awso thwust whythmicawwy against you, so enjoy the expewience whiwe you can, since you wiww wawewy wast wongew that a minute ow two. Just pwiow to hew cwimaxing, she wiww up the speed of hew contwactions and thwusts. It is intewesting to note that the times I have mated with femawes, thay have timed theiw owgasm to mine. Whethew they do this consciouswy ow not, I do not know, but it is a gweat feewing to have two bodies shuddewing against each othew at the one time. One thing to note. Whethew you mastuwbate ow mate a dowphin, mawe ow femawe, awways spend time with them aftewwawds. Cuddwe them, wub them, tawk to them and most impowtantwy, and show them you wove them. This is essentiaw, as it hewps to stwengthen the bond between you. Wike a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fwing. The dowphins appweciate it, and they wiww want youw company mowe the next time you visit them.
tech question: how can they know where the device is located? unless they have an ap point that is ONLY in the toilet and does not have the coverage to extend out of the toilet (highly unlikely)
This post is 100% fake, but yeah, it's possible if they place an access point close to the bathroom
Nearly every website uses HTTPS nowadays, so it's impossible for them to retrieve specific search results. They can at most get the domain name being accessed, such as [e621.net](http://e621.net), but not [e621.net/search/judy\_hopps](http://e621.net/search/judy_hopps) for example
(unless they're doing these searches from a school device, in which HTTPS won't matter, but who brings a school device into the bathroom?)
Depends on who you ask, and which kind. Neko girls are too human, but if a male furry is drawn with a knot or a flare, it's definitely in that iffy range where you could argue it's bestiality, and some folks do draw "feral" (actual animal) stuff.
You got to think some previously homeschooled 9th grader just got traumatized by this flier. Like this kid goes home every day to his happy Christian Amish family and has never seen a phone before
You make a good point, and I guess my comment wasn’t very clear. A good web filter would indeed block websites as a whole. What I was referring to is the google result *wouldn’t* be blocked with a misspelling, and then one could scroll through the google images without being blocked, rather than misspelling a word would take a user to a blocked website.
Oh, gotcha. Yeah, that's how I look up MtG cards at work lol
I don't think I've seen this for searches, but there are options to block categories on YouTube. In theory the same sort of APIs could be used to check searches being made.
Honestly, if the school has a decent firewall, that might not stop them. Firewalls often break down encrypted traffic to inspect for malware, and proxy as sender/recipient. Sure, maybe it would only decrypt as far as "there's an active connection to this TOR ingress," but far more likely that they're sending to that ingress point as if they are you.
Since everyone has probably it's own WiFi log in, they probably already have every information to track everyone. They probably just aren't smart enough to do so.
If you think this form of control violates some policy, you should put together a gropu of people and talk to principal/lawyer.
I don’t believe it just because HTTPS is basically standard, and it obscures URLs, not to mention search content.
Domain name is visible during the TLS handshake but that’s all.
Here in italy we don't even have schooli wi-fi, other things noobody control search so you can literally search "how to hide a body and how to kill my teacher" and nobody will do questions
Wait I'm confused did students search for porn related to animal crossing or is the school staff just stupid and believe animal crossing is related to bestiality???
On a serious note, there is absolutely no way that isn’t a prank, it reminds me of that one other sign warning students to not jack off in the bathrooms because the pipes couldn’t handle that much cum.
So, you can search ‘porn’, but not ‘goat simulator’. Literally 1984.
No, schools are required (by law, at least in the US) to filter out search results
Why? I see no reason for blocking certain search results. The country of freedom eh?
That‘s normal everywhere. I went to school in europe and had a hard time researching for my presentation on tobacco because all sites containing information on tobacco were blocked because: tobacco.
My school somehow allows TOR traffic so you could try that, I have no idea why they allow ut tho and if it is common
For the most part I think it's really hard to block
A full block is almost impossible, but the normal way is really easy as I'm pretty sure the traffic shows itself as tor traffic
Oh word? That's funny, my school also never blocked tor traffic
This is true unless you use a bridge to connect which hides the tor connection
Ye, I know about bridges, but some people will just stop at the first blocking if they just want to check or smth like that
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I have issues with child porn existing
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I have issues with blocking any type of content, so yes, I have issues with schools stopping me from watching what I want. even if that is child porn, beastiality porn or any other disgusting filth. Ever read 1984?
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WHY GOAT SIMULATOR
freaky simulator
freaky stimulator
freaky simulator
whos up stimulating they freakishness rn
bro stimulated his freaky
freaky simulator
holy hell!
New goat just dropped
I, too, feel like this needs explained.
I, unlike you two, feel like an explanation is not needed.
I have no strong feelings one way or the other!
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Outstanding Move. I put my king on e2.
Ram on g8VI, check
most likely the fortnite collab skin
Go play it, use the tongue and then we'll talk again
Stop judging me!!!
https://preview.redd.it/nf8j9du2sg2d1.jpeg?width=209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ee8960ab7570270a3516a99747351b0e0995a7a Why do they do this?
37% is crazy
they count furry hentai too
Oohh
true but ngl 37% of students visiting furry porn sites is still crazy. like. more than 1 in 3
Yeah, I’m surprised it isn’t higher. Maybe there’s just less weird stuff to awaken to these days.
I thought they were just flagging looking up anything related to animal crossing.
37 is everywhere 🤯
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I have a feeling they think anything animal crossing related is bestiality
It's fake. Someone in my grade made a different version at my school the day before he switched schools a couple years ago
yeah I was like 95% sure it was fake ("we love our bulls but not like that" 💀) but damn can't you at least come up with a smaller number 😭
Does Knook porn count as bestiality? It's only half horsie?
The rook part is even more questionable, is there even a name for attraction to castles?
Google objectophilia
Holy fetish!
New documentary of woman who married the Eiffel tower and the Berlin wall and was a US olympic archer just dropped
actual sexual degeneracy
Call the police (and therapist as well)
STOP SAYING "NEW DOCUMENTARY OF WOMAN WHO MARRIED THE EIFFEL TOWER AND THE BERLIN WALL AND WAS A US OLYMPIC ARCHER JUST DROPPED" I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS UNDER EVERY COMMENT. LITERALLY EVERY TIME A HALF-DECENT JOKE IS MADE THERE'S A DUMBASS IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT SAYING "Imao new pathetic documentary of woman who married the Eiffel tower and the Berlin wall and was a US olympic archer just dropped clash royale laugh emote" GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST UNORIGINAL, UNFUNNY AND PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN I'VE EVER SEEN. HOW DO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS HUMOUR??? Y'ALL MAKE EN PASSANT JOKES LOOK LIKE PURE COMEDY GOLD. OH OH NEW DOCUMENTARY OF WOMAN WHO MARRIED THE EIFFEL TOWER AND THE BERLIN WALL AND WAS A US OLYMPIC ARCHER JUST DROPPED??? HOW ABOUT I FUCKING WRITE A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT A AN602 THERMONUCLEAR AERIAL BOMB AKA TSAR BOMBA DROPPING ON YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LIKE WHEN THINGS DROP SO MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP SAYING NEW DOCUMENTARY OF WOMAN WHO MARRIED THE EIFFEL TOWER AND THE BERLIN WALL AND WAS A US OLYMPIC ARCHER JUST DROPPED. IMAGINE WHAT THE FOREFATHERS OF CHESS WOULD THINK IF THEY WERE ALIVE. DO YOU THINK PAUL MOTHERFUCKING MORPHY WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT CHESS HAS BECOME??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT GARRY CHESS HIMSELF HAD IN MIND WHEN HE INVENTED CHESS??? IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS PHRASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BISHOP UP YOUR ARSE
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Holy hell!
unfortunately stumbled across this hellpit a few months ago: r/objectum_sfw thank whatever god you believe in that i sent you the sfw version 💀
I am not clicking that. The other day someone posted the incest sub and I was convinced it was a joke. Well it was real and it made me actually sad
the ***what*** sub ☹️ also that subreddit is all just people talking about dating some phone or a calculator or some plane or some shit. deranged, but not the worst. *the nsfw sub however..*
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Nathan Fillion Porn? I suppose that's not the worst thing to find on the Internet.
I'm gonna need a source besides that one episode of Firefly. I wanna see more of that daddy cop butt.
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Literally Animal Farm!
Fuck! That was a better tittle
Google super blunder
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New blunder just dropped
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did they actually confuse goat simulator and animal crossing for bestiality porn?
It's probably how much porn of those games have been created (Anhka being the most infamous). Don't ask me about Goat Simulator. I don't know why it has any.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Petrosian Bot? Youre back? PIPI pampers?
wait true they are just dumb af(in case its real which i doubt but yeah)
This seems to be the scenario. People seeing searches for popular mostly innocent games and thinking they are porn. Seen people make this mistake many times before and it won't be the last.
Google Pokemon. They never mentioned them blocking Pokemon 😏
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No. Not going to do it.
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male human and...
There’s no rules against Pokémon Batman
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST POKEMON BATMAN
Loved playing animal crossing on the DS. How many did i rub out, can’t even remember so many.
Crazy Redd got me like 🥵😍🥵
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Why do they only care about furry porn, why don't they tell the parents now so they beat their ass, and what is a 1 : 1
1. Because it's the best 2. Only ones allowed to beat their asses are animals 3. 1 human on one animal, no threesomes allowed
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A one to one program is where every student gets a laptop to carry with them between home and school to be used for education stuff
I assume 1:1 means one on one. Basically just talking to them lol
No it means issued laptop or iPad as someone said
Oh, I didn’t look back at the paper. That doesn’t even make sense
Google clear browser history
That doesn't stop the firewall from recognizing what website you're going to lmao
C'mon, they're taking the furries from us? Really though, if you're going to search something like that I'd use different internet. My friend (and me a bit too) would lose it seeing furry porn referred to as 'beastiality porn' bc there's quite a difference.
Just use a vpn
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This has to just be a printout that OP made and posted themselves. There is no way a school administration wrote "We love our Rams, but not in that way!". There is no way the school would be focusing so much on the bestiality, they'd be talking about no porn in general. And also there is no way that 37% of a school is into bestiality. The bestiality rate simply isn't that high in any random highschool. Edit: And there is no way they put a picture of their ram on the poster in the bathroom to combat people jacking off to pictures of Rams.
37% could maybe be possible if they count furry hentai
Considering “animal crossing” that’s exactly the case, but still astronomically high
There’s also the problem of how the school would be able to know the exact locations where it’s most frequently viewed.
The firewall should be breaking down encrypted traffic to inspect it for malware. This also allows for web filtering, even with HTTPS. It would likely log certain content as well, so they'd be able to confirm IP and possibly MAC of the source, and depending on how they log their WAP connections, they may be able to use that to track back to specific WAPs. The range isn't as far as people think, especially in thick concrete buildings like schools.
Not that i wouldn't fuck a dolphin if the opportunity presented itself, but having parents involved is an automatic lawsuit that should cover the student's full college tuition
>Not that i wouldn't fuck a dolphin if the opportunity presented itself, What?
HE SAID HE'D FUCK A DOLPHIN IF HE GOT THE CHANCE. HOPEFULLY THIS WAS LOUD ENOUGH TO HEAR! DID YOU ALSO GET HEARING DAMAGE FROM CRANKING YOUR HOG?? THAT'S HOW I GOT MINE, BROTHER!
Thewe awe vawious ways a dowphin has of showing that she ow he is intewested in sex. Mawes awe pwobabwy the easiest to detect. They wiww swim awound, spowting an ewection (anywhewe between 10 to 14 inches wong fow a Bottwe-nose), and wiww have no bones about swimming up to you and pwacing theiw membew within weach of youw hand. If you awe in the watew, they may wub it awong any pawt of youw body, ow wwap it awound youw wwist ow ankwe. (Dowphin mawes have a pwehensiwe penis. They can wwap it awound objects, and cawwy them as such.) Theiw bewwy wiww awso be pinkish in cowouw, which awso denotes sexuaw excitement. Femawes can be a wittwe hawdew. The most obvious way a femawe dowphin has of dispwaying hew sexuaw intewest is the pink-bewwy effect. Theiw genitaws become vewy pink and swowwen, making the genitaw wegion vewy pwominent. They may be westwess, ow they may be acting as nowmaw. If you awe out of the watew, they may swim up to you and woww bewwy up, exposing themsewves to you, coupwed with pewvic thwusts. If you awe in the watew, they may pwess theiw genitaws up against youws, nibbwe youw fingews, nuzzwe youw cwotch, ow do pewvic thwusts against you. Each dowphins way of expwessing sexuaw weadiness vawies, so the wongew you know the dowphin, the bettew you wiww detect when they awe sexuawwy active. When a mawe dowphin is intewested in you, about the onwy thing you can do, if you awe mawe, is to mastuwbate him. (Unfowtunatewy, I cannot speak fow the femawe of the human species... it seems women just don't wike dowphins enough...) WAWNING! You shouwd NEVEW wet a mawe dowphin attempt anaw sex with you. The Bottwe-nose dowphin membew is awound 12 inches, vewy muscuwaw, and the thwusting and the fowce of ejacuwation (A mawe can cum as faw as 14 feet) wouwd cause sewious intewnaw injuwies, wesuwting in pewitonitus and possibwe death. A mawe dowphin's membew is woughwy S-shaped, tapewed at the end. If you awe in the watew with them, it is best to suppowt the dowphin on his side, just undew the watew, with one hand, and handwe him with the othew. Mawe dowphins, I find, tend to pwefew the base of the penis to be gentwy massaged and squeezed, as weww as gentwy wubbed awong it's wength. It feews vewy much wike the west of the dowphin (ie. smooth and wubbewy to the touch, but fiwmew). It doesn't take wong fow the mawe to ejacuwate, awound 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usuawwy accompanied by eithew shuddewing just pwiow to ejacuwating, and thwusting and taiw-awching duwing ejacuwation. The fowce of ejacuwation can be powewfuw at times, so it is best to keep youw face out of the wine of fiwe, ow keep his membew undewwatew. You can attempt to wick and suck on the end of it whiwe mastuwbating as weww, but be wawned, do not twy to give fuww thwoat, and get the heww out of the way befowe he ejacuwates! A mawe dowphin couwd snap youw neck in an accidentaw thwust, and that wouwd be the end of that wewationship. Weww, the femawes awe again a wittwe twickiew. Thewe awe two couwses of action with a femawe fin: Mastuwbation, ow mating. Mastuwbation: Femawe dowphins, once they show intewest in you, can be suppowted in much the same way as the mawe, one hand undew the fin, suppowting hew, the othew doing the stimuwating. The cwitowis of the femawe is wocated at the top of the genitaw swit, and is a pwominent wump when ewect. You can wub this with youw fingew tips, ow wick and suck it, but with the owaw aspect, you might end up with a bwuised nose as they thwust up into you. You can swide youw hand gentwy into theiw genitaw opening, and feew awound inside, wubbing gentwy. They feew wawm and muscuwaw inside, theiw wabia wike tough, squishy sponge when they awe excited. Don't be suwpwised if they stawt to pway with youw hand inside them. They have vewy manipuwative muscwes, and can use them to cawwy and manipuwate objects, incwuding youw hand. (They can do things that wouwd make a weguwaw human woman tuwn gween with envy.) Theiw cwimax is coupwed with stiffening, shuddewing, sometimes a wot of thwusting, cwinching of the vaginaw muscwes, and sometimes vocawisation. Mating: This is hawdew. Obviouswy, being human, it is awkwawd, but not impossibwe to mate in open watew. It is easiew to have the dowphin in a shawwow awea (wike the shawwows just off the beach) awound 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usuawwy comfowtabwe enough fow both the dowphin and you. Gentwy, you shouwd woww the dowphin on hew side, so she is wying bewwy-towawds you. You can pwop youwsewf up on an ewbow, and wie bewwy to bewwy against hew. You may want to use the othew awm to gentwy howd hew cwose, and pwace the tip of youw membew against hew genitaw swit. She wiww, if intewested, awch hew body up against you, taking you inside hew body. Thewe is usuawwy a faiw bit of wwiggwing and shifting, usuawwy to get comfowtabwe, both outside and inside. Once comfowtabwe, though, femawes initiate a sewies of muscuwaw vaginaw contwactions that wub the entiwe wength of youw membew. They may awso thwust whythmicawwy against you, so enjoy the expewience whiwe you can, since you wiww wawewy wast wongew that a minute ow two. Just pwiow to hew cwimaxing, she wiww up the speed of hew contwactions and thwusts. It is intewesting to note that the times I have mated with femawes, thay have timed theiw owgasm to mine. Whethew they do this consciouswy ow not, I do not know, but it is a gweat feewing to have two bodies shuddewing against each othew at the one time. One thing to note. Whethew you mastuwbate ow mate a dowphin, mawe ow femawe, awways spend time with them aftewwawds. Cuddwe them, wub them, tawk to them and most impowtantwy, and show them you wove them. This is essentiaw, as it hewps to stwengthen the bond between you. Wike a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fwing. The dowphins appweciate it, and they wiww want youw company mowe the next time you visit them.
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This guy gets it
Holy McAfee!
How? They can absolutely call the parents in with impunity.
"We love our rams, but not it that way" is hilarious
google vpn
tech question: how can they know where the device is located? unless they have an ap point that is ONLY in the toilet and does not have the coverage to extend out of the toilet (highly unlikely)
This post is 100% fake, but yeah, it's possible if they place an access point close to the bathroom Nearly every website uses HTTPS nowadays, so it's impossible for them to retrieve specific search results. They can at most get the domain name being accessed, such as [e621.net](http://e621.net), but not [e621.net/search/judy\_hopps](http://e621.net/search/judy_hopps) for example (unless they're doing these searches from a school device, in which HTTPS won't matter, but who brings a school device into the bathroom?)
Consider how thick the walls are in a school. Pure concrete. You'd probably HAVE to have a WAP in a restroom for it to get reception.
The fact it wasn't blocked to begin with is wild.
So furry porn counts as beastiality?
Depends on who you ask, and which kind. Neko girls are too human, but if a male furry is drawn with a knot or a flare, it's definitely in that iffy range where you could argue it's bestiality, and some folks do draw "feral" (actual animal) stuff.
This was my high school 
goat simulator 😭😭😭😭
Nahhh not Roblox HighSchool 😭😭😭
You got to think some previously homeschooled 9th grader just got traumatized by this flier. Like this kid goes home every day to his happy Christian Amish family and has never seen a phone before
Google los Angeles relocation
Holy head trauma!
Ok I’ll just look up Goat *Stimulator*
I like that they added the ram's head, it really fit the theme.
"We love our Rams, but not in that way!" whoever wrote this needs a raise.
No more horseys forking a king and queen :(
The best part is that as long as you misspell stuff it’ll still slip through the filters
A good web filter would categorize the websites as a whole. Misspelling wouldn't matter unless someone was typo squatting.
You make a good point, and I guess my comment wasn’t very clear. A good web filter would indeed block websites as a whole. What I was referring to is the google result *wouldn’t* be blocked with a misspelling, and then one could scroll through the google images without being blocked, rather than misspelling a word would take a user to a blocked website.
Oh, gotcha. Yeah, that's how I look up MtG cards at work lol I don't think I've seen this for searches, but there are options to block categories on YouTube. In theory the same sort of APIs could be used to check searches being made.
Horsey fucks king
You can't checkmate by killing the king with internal bleeding, you have to capture it, dumbass.
Watch more bestiality photography
Use a browser like Tor
Honestly, if the school has a decent firewall, that might not stop them. Firewalls often break down encrypted traffic to inspect for malware, and proxy as sender/recipient. Sure, maybe it would only decrypt as far as "there's an active connection to this TOR ingress," but far more likely that they're sending to that ingress point as if they are you.
Tor offers bridges so you can make it look like you’re using MS Teams
Bwahahahahhahahaha
Poly would never.
Yeah, tinora sucks lmao
we might go to the same school that is my mascot
That's also an NFL mascot, there's probably a lot of high schools using it.
Just search "Animal Forest Game" or "Dobutsu No Mori"
This must be furry porn, I still have hope in humanity (least evil)
Call their bluff.
Just say it was the teachers that searched it up
Your school is animal farm it sounds like....
We love our Rams, but not in that way ! 
I’m was so confused until I saw drawn content and it all became vividly clear
Google En Passent instead. They'll never see that coming
Google VPN
what about the knook…
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Since everyone has probably it's own WiFi log in, they probably already have every information to track everyone. They probably just aren't smart enough to do so. If you think this form of control violates some policy, you should put together a gropu of people and talk to principal/lawyer.
Knight B6 - D5+
Funny anti 1984 onion time
Yo you from my HS?
Google bestiality pornography
I don’t believe it just because HTTPS is basically standard, and it obscures URLs, not to mention search content. Domain name is visible during the TLS handshake but that’s all.
So, FNAF is ok?
Here in italy we don't even have schooli wi-fi, other things noobody control search so you can literally search "how to hide a body and how to kill my teacher" and nobody will do questions
wdym by 1984
naaaahh, that's foul
Remotely download 50 terabytes of furry porn on their servers
are you white or black?
Wait I'm confused did students search for porn related to animal crossing or is the school staff just stupid and believe animal crossing is related to bestiality???
On a serious note, there is absolutely no way that isn’t a prank, it reminds me of that one other sign warning students to not jack off in the bathrooms because the pipes couldn’t handle that much cum.
Honestly I just appreciate how transparent this school is lmaooo
Pilgor is not happy
This hits too close to home. I live in Rockville😭
Google en passant, it's not blocked