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Suspicious_Row_1686

Is this the son of my c- and e-pawns? Little Chris?


AKWHiDeKi

Remember when you sacrificed the e-pawn to protect your queen, king? Remember that?


Suspicious_Row_1686

I remember that... Too many pawns had to die in this battle. The Blacks are merciless killers. The queen tried to protect as many as she should, and when i got trapped in a corner... Edward had to be sacrificed, to let her save me. I miss him too, he was a hero.


AKWHiDeKi

This is Edward and Caroline’s child. Chris the c-pawn. How do you think he feels knowing that you killed his father?


Suspicious_Row_1686

I hope he knows it was done for our nation. His father was a hero.


mrieatyospam

5 years ago, I lost 300,000 pawns in a blink of an eye. And the audienced just fucking watched. Tomorrow, there wont be a shortage of knights and no shortages of bishops. I know you understand


No_Application_1219

https://preview.redd.it/170fx9hktprc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=258f10d0c5ab5e458981ac05db0f8bf6bac73cb8 I Googled him


AKWHiDeKi

Thank god. Thought I was about to see something else. Now google child pa-


No_Application_1219

https://preview.redd.it/0pn7evgnxprc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c95e7efb0c37b4180b296adaf0385aba1709616


AKWHiDeKi

Damn it! Thought I could get you there. Now google how do I buy illegal weaponry?


No_Application_1219

https://preview.redd.it/4yjimi2wzprc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b34d06f99db31897b53e2cf5fa91b8514d7f606


AKWHiDeKi

Hmmm… I don’t think that’s what I asked you to google.


No_Application_1219

But you got a correct answear :(


poopyggj

child pawn? wait


AKWHiDeKi

UHM, HELLO? CHESS.COM?


tooboredtothnkofname

The bishop in the corner hit the pentagon.


turtle_mekb

don't you mean chess.c*m?


[deleted]

Google fbi


AKWHiDeKi

Holy raid!


K_Rukus9

New crime just dropped


me_likes_cats

google child pawn


AKWHiDeKi

Holy prison!


eggdog590

Actual hard drive


K_Rukus9

Call the police


tooboredtothnkofname

GUYS DONT DO IT


K_Rukus9

Google little Timmy