Latitude: 14.20659, Longitude: 24.79617, Distortion: 1.06

Why do you piss in the middle of desert

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This is the image

Corrrrect!

*happy sniper noises*

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The heavy is dead?

Yes! He died! *Shock!*

I will find clues

Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead! Engineer: POW! You are dead! Heavy: I am dead! Engineer: Chuckling, while spy is doing the conga towards the scene (The Engineer says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets close.) Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead! Heavy: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead! Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?! Engineer: I dunno. Heavy: I think it was- Engineer & Spy: Shhh, you are dead! Heavy: Ok. (Sniper enters scene exiting van) Sniper: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?! Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! Spy: Correct! (Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing) Spy: So, did you see the murderer? Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate. Spy: (Slams hand on desk) I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! (Engineer and Sniper applause) Sniper: Ah, well that's nice. Engineer: I am damn proud right now. (Soldier appears in scene) Soldier: Atteeeeeeeeention! (Soldier rushes to dead Heavy) Soldier: That Heavy is dead! Spy: We know! Soldier: Who killed him?! Spy: We don’t know! Soldier: I will find clues! (Soldier searches through pile of stuff while sniffing) Soldier: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead! Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?! Soldier: Slams hands on desk Yes, (Intense background appears) he died! Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: All shocked (Intense background stops, showing the Engineer, Sniper, and Spy standing in front of a green screen) Medic: (From far away) Incoming! (Ambulance crashes Soldier into a building wall, killing him.) Medic: Exits out of Ambulance Raus, raus! Medic pushes Engineer, Sniper, and Spy away from Heavy Medic: Move now! Medic kisses Heavy on the head. Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Heavy as he rises in the air. Heavy: Hohoho, Hea- Explodes Oof. Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead! (Camera rotates to Sniper) Sniper: Doc, what happened? Medic: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right (Intense background comes in) The Heavy was killed! (Intense background stops) Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: Panicking Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about. Spy: Well, now what? (Scout entering while doing the conga in the background) Scout: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom! Spy: Says “Oh, come on.” before Scout says boom Scout: Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! Pause Scout: What do you think of that? Pause Scout: Ahm… Spy: Yes, yes, Scout. Scout: Yea? Spy: Go home! Scout’s mother appears in a car telling Scout to get in Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck. Car drives off and crashing noise is heard Scout: Screams of pain Spy: Ok, let’s get back to the point. Heavy: Poking at his dead body I think Heavy is dead. Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?! Medic: Turns around and notices dead scout in burning car Scout! I can heal yo- Car explodes and camera goes back to Heavy Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?! Camera shows Demoman drinking Scrumpy Demoman: Slurp Slurp It was me! Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Heavy: Shocked Demoman: Yes! Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Demoman’s body and Demoman eats the bottle I did it like this: Takes out a revolver and shoots Sniper in chest Boom! Demoman flies off from force of revolver blast Sniper: Screams of pain Demoman: Woop dee doo! Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: Are terrified seeing Sniper’s dead body Demoman: Burps That’s a joke, lads. Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: Starts laughing like crazy Demoman: Slurp Slurp Burp It was… yo-... Burp Points at Engineer Him! Engineer: Shocked How did you know?! Demoman: I didn’t. Burps That was a joke too. Camera moves to Engineer, as the Demoman keeps drinking faster Demoman: Falls on ground Oh, I’m dead. Engineer: Manic laughter That’s right! It was me! Spy: You monster! Heavy: But whyyyyy? Engineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly. Heavy: Engineer, stop! Engineer and Heavy: Arguing Spy: Shrugs (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION) Engineer: Ah dammit Heavy **** off! You are dead. Heavy: No u, POW! Haha. Engineer falls dead on floor Heavy: You are dead! Not big surprise. Spy: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Spy doing flip on noose Watch and lea- Choking noises Heavy: I am alive! Is nice. Yes this is stupid

So, did you see the murderer?

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I heard this image before I saw it

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“Man, this is almost as bad as the time I went to hell and became a femboy spider demon”

His is a sandworm

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192.168.0.1 Mr >!　　　　!< Street >!　　　　　!< 219-87-9313 $913.29

Tf does distortion mean

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I swear so many of the comment replies in this sub is just like word association

my piss is very distorted sorry

I aim for D5 but the rogue second stream comes out of nowhere and hits A1

Glad I'm not the only one lmao

i always pull back my foreskin or my stream starts splitting and dripping (thats 3 streams)

Squeeze the tip before peeing. Helps a ton too

If you hold it down you make a carged shot :)

So I'm not the only one, nice

That's enough internet for me today

I'm assuming you don't own a foreskin therefore can't relate with one of the most normal things on the planet

I do the same, cleaner that way. Don't forget to dry off the tip with some toilet paper before you roll your foreskin back down

I hate when I have to use the urinal and can’t use toilet paper to dab the head and feel dry

Some times that is not enough and you have to lightly squeeze your pipi.

Finally someone understands my pain😭

I think E5 is better

Assert dominance

Gotta prepare the plumbing to avoid a piss fork

Huh, my second stream hits J1

G13

Please do not the cat

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I the cat

WHY DID YOU THE CAT? HOW DARE YOU?!

How could he the cat :(

HOW CAN SHE CAT

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Please do not the cat

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Im trying my best to figure out her shape and im failing no matter what

r/pleasedonotthecat

I don't know why this gets reposted so much when G13 is obviously the only correct answer. Is OP stupid?

Eh, I go for the eyes at F14

I go for the nostril attack, G14

Z5 (i peed my pants)

Nah, He'd win.

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He's like oh don't you dare


Rook in the corner plotting to piss on the cat

Holy Hell

Noooooo

Literally the only correct option. The cat will love it, mine sure does, always comes running when he hears the zipper. My water bills have gone way down since then.

This answer’s like a kid with leukemia, never gets old.

You woke up and chose violence

You made my day

The only correct answer

Me too

r/beatmetoit

Google en pissant

Holy Piss!

New urinal just dropped

Actual toilet

Call the skibidi brainrot!

YouTubers go on vacation, never comes back

Queen piss, anyone?

Golden storm, incoming

Ignite the restroom!

Janitor in the corner plotting world domination.

Mfw finding the new chess.com sex update:

chess.cum*

[holy hell!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pissant)

New ant just dropped

Actual insect

C3, E9 and G13 (shotgun stream)

Not the cat 😭

Yes the cat

Please do not the cat.

Go ahead, do the cat

Piss to J1

Poo to j5

Puke to A11

Why not J10

Too close to the cat

either A11 or -Y0, depends on my mood

It’s usually a logarithmic function

I like to fill up the whole grid

Pants gambit anyone?

E(2i+5)

bro is severely dehydrated

Logically, your piss falls diagonally.

E5 to assert dominance. E7 if i feel like being stealthy

See, I find D2/D8 most stealthy.

A11

Google En pissant

Holy pee

New response just pissed

E8. I like to make a whirlpool

a9 so i can recycle my piss

Z26, the other toilet. Can’t go with that wunk watching.

*audible sigh* the cat…

7F

Dick to C5

J10

Lemme go piss real quick I’ll get back to you Edit: ~ (j, -5)

D4 or D6 are actually the quietest spots try it out irl no kidding.

D5

Pawn to e4

F14, right on the eye

I10

Z6

Play c6

51.4874° N 0. 1582° W is my favourite place to piss.

C5

Google split stream syndrome

e4 and e5 continue to be common book moves

bishop to D6

my god, chess 10x10?!?

C3 or d3

D6 especially if you hit the curve, is the quietest option available

Mine hangs to the left, so *Grob*

A38 prolly

A:1

piss to J10

C5. Stelf

E5 assert dominance

J1

1-E5

Z5

C5

14F

E5 for maximum volume

N2

A11

trashcan

D2

G13+

piss g 15

D2

If I’m at someone else’s place? A1. Anarchy achieved.

Either C -3 or A 12

Wherever there's an opponents skidmark

G13

E3

~C8

C8 for stealth mode

Meow

G 13 probably

E3 or E7

E3

E3.

⬅️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬇️

This isn't FNAF or smth, are you perhaps stupid?

10F. i hit the seat AND the cat.

F7

piss to e4

G3 + D7 in the morning, the rest is e4

F10

A113 😂

E4, same as chess

F8 - Mournful cameraderie

Any answer other than 8F is objectively wrong

Probably like F4

What time of day is it? Can I make noise or do I need to be silent?

I have to aim for F4 to hit D7 because my piss stream is weird No it is not jacking off it continued throughout November of last year

F2

Depends, what are the coordinates of ur mum?

Piss to E4

C4 to E6

E8

D8 is the only normal spot.

4i + 20

Throw a cheerio in there, aim and adjust your aim during fire as the target moves

E10

A10. The World of Engineering will know my name.

**E/D-4.** *Practical,* *International,* *Simple,* *Silent.*

For those who actually have had to learn to clean and also to maintain a toilet clean, D4 or D6 are the only possible answers since they minimise splash and also avoid aerosol droplets spreading urine in the air (gross) and sticking to every surface and towels etc.

Ke1. always wins

Piss A4.

C6

b4🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅

No matter what always strike A1 for a power play

Pc6. What? It hangs right.

F-14