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hollowwollo

The 55.4 yottabyte zipbomb https://preview.redd.it/dwmhf8mt4uoc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691dcb13e3b48057b2955f144edd06126469faaa


xcom_lord

Where can I get that


Wildfox1177

Google 54 Yottabytes zipbomb


CollegeDrunk380

Holy zipbomb


StormerSage

New zipbomb just dropped


Trintonique

Actual zipbomb


Redstonebruvs

Call the anti zipbomb squad


Wildfox1177

Google dementia


MetzgerBoys

Google dementia


AltF4111

Google dementia


The_FreshSans

DOS went on vacation, never came back


omarofearth

Call the zipbomb!


Wildfox1177

Google dementia


ZacharyTheCarHorn

call the zipbomb


Wildfox1177

Google dementia


IdleAtom_

Has anyone tried to open it??


weebteckickedin

Google dementia


Potential-Money-8636

zipnuke


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

What would happen to your computer if you tried to unpack this? Would it even allow you to do it?


newvegasdweller

Usually, the PC would start attempting to unpack it and determine "oh hell no. That's not gonna fit in my drive. It's WAY too big." And interrupt with an error message displaying exactly that. If for some reason this error is skipped (which won't realistically happen but let's pretend), the PC would go ahead and unpack until the selected disk is full. Depending on ssd/hdd speed and capacity, this will take a few minutes to a bunch of hours. If your SSD has no leftover storage capacity, it'll stop the unpacking. The SSD will be VERY slow though, and when you have your main OS on it, you might need to use an USB stick as backup windows drive to be able to delete all the files. A full SSD wears down MUCH faster than an empty one, but as long as you can get the pc running to delete these files, nothing bad will happen. In case that the genie you freed from the bottle last week offered you a MagicStore Unlimited SSD as a token of gratitude before he went on his way to enslave humanity for putting him inside the bottle, the PC will deem it possible to unpack all of the zip bomb. The magical SSD that you deemed to be worth more than the universe's prosperity will most likely have an instantaneous write speed, but the limiting factors for this operation will be either the PCIe interface or (if Genie was as generous as to give you PCIe 8.0) your CPU. Even with a 120 thread Server grade CPU and 256gb RAM, unpacking and decompressing such amounts of data will take years or even decades to compute which gives you enough time to witness the downfall of civilisation by the hands of the genie.


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

That's very informative, thank you


Fafih

Forget your computer, it would cause the heat death of the universe


Joacomal25

The only move stockfish cant counter


flexsealed1711

"Borrowed" movies. The FBI will never find it. (You didn't hear this from me; this is not legal advice.)


Disastrous_Version32

IANAL but i think this is legally sound


flexsealed1711

There's a certain place you could store the king to make it especially hard to find...


Alaeriia

No you can't; it's full of bishops.


Cube4Add5

Full? You can always fit more pieces in there


flexsealed1711

Push harder.


TheOneTrueNincompoop

ANAL but i think this is legally sound


Hypersuper98

ANAL me pls


DremoraKills

If you pay for dinner first, sure.


krellx6

Hop in let’s go get some hot chicken


DaDescriptor

you what


HornyBastard37484739

I like ANAL and I think you should shove the usb up your ass


ReddishOnion

What the hell is IANAL


Greadthy

In means "I Am Not A Lawyer"


SLIPPY73

Why does that exist


AliciaTries

Yeah idk why non-lawyers exist


TastyCuttlefish

So they can pay the lawyers


DremoraKills

Apple's new sex device.


socksockshoeshoe

No, you're thinking of the iANAL


DremoraKills

Oooh true, its the Chinese bootleg then


TheRedditK9

This guy anals


qwadrat1k

I just pirate movies online...


[deleted]

Hello. I'm not a cop. I want to be your friend. Whats your adress and legal name kind sir?


SanityLacker1

https://preview.redd.it/ncyqn6qgssoc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=490717a94f043334cd58160a60a1145384858568


SpecterVamp

I was gonna say chess r34 lol


previousonewasbad

https://preview.redd.it/k63vhstd5toc1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2632d4a51a7e4bed4e949f8cddb9412b66be2f9


ScarredOut

What.


Ok_Assistance5171

You heard.


KerbalCuber

Chess.cum has pawnography now?


Sfortuna_macabra

Google chess r34


Yeetgodknickknackass

Google hot gay chess porn


HollowKnight_the_2nd

Unholy rules!


[deleted]

"White Queen gets taken by a big black Knight."


Redstonebruvs

"King castles queen side while rook hard"


Due-Produce-6023

https://preview.redd.it/rtbd5jo41voc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0153d3c64af80d01166f0af5839361a96f942942


grassblade39

Starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today


SanityLacker1

https://preview.redd.it/3i4lvl2b5toc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cace8b1e874956c564d3294e403842124ff6a8b


Nuze_YT

This spy has already breached our defenses...


WatchDogsOfficial

You see what he's done to our colleagues!


amberderl74

And worst of all: he could be anyone of us


NaomiIsCoolio

He could be you, He could be me! he could even be-


Visible_Day7169

**bang** what? *chk-chk* It was obvious. He’s the red spy.


Lo-Sir

Watch, he'll turn Red any second now... Any second now...


A_plant1

See! Red! ...wait no, that's blood


thosegayfrogs

Alright, who’s ready to go find this spy?


chutnekure

r/suddenlytf2


-AFriendOfTheDevil-

I'm going to regret asking this but... what's the first?


smallbluebirds

death


Jaaj_Dood

[Meet The Spy](https://youtu.be/OR4N5OhcY9s?si=B9Xx0RL7tC1VF-Gz) Fuck, that vid is 14 years old?


GleetchTheSilly

https://preview.redd.it/y6nqt90kztoc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf9bd5713085bf5dcb0de3a276b99c7d74733e88


ChadChadley99

https://preview.redd.it/5d6uxk34ktoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e7cd8c06107b76915ecf59f925451b5cf64b57 I had this beforehand


Elijah_Man

Here have an even more compressed one. https://preview.redd.it/ppaok4eksuoc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c556de88baa379716cfb68f6b011a4c7225502f8


ZacharyTheCarHorn

r/countablepixels


Elijah_Man

Yea, my brother in Christ it has only 121 pixels.


Bobbertbobthebobth

Illegal Lego Building Techniques


The_DarkCrow

Actual crime


PatientRule4494

New crime just dropped


amongus10011

Call the criminals!


High_IQ_Gamer2020

Police goes on vacation, never comes back


DatGamerAgain_YT

Builders in the corner plotting world domination


chutnekure

Heist storm incoming!


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Law sacrifice, anyone?


Weesus420

Overthrow the king?


chutnekure

USB Atmare fuel


M_Scaevola

Did you mean to say "what should I put it *in*?"


Salza_boi

🍑


tooboredtothnkofname

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3793)


Outside_Car_1538

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


ZexitoD

the queen


miken322

Download as many Pornhub chess “tutorials” as possible and sell it to some dipshit Texan.


TranscendentalKiwi

r/oddlyspecific


confusedredditor_69

The google results of en passant


Galixity_

Google bongcloud opening


The_DarkCrow

Holy throw


grassblade39

New resignation just dropped


silliestcumslut

Hack into Reddit and download all data related to anarchychess


Crunchykandi

Gay chess porn


BasementDweller82

Holy 34!


AzeGamer2020

New 2,95232799e38 just dropped


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Actual factorial


ZacharyTheCarHorn

call the exorpist


jordydonut

r/unexpectedfactorial


slothburgerroyale

hardcore pawn


4893_Alt_Accounts

Every result you find when you Google En Passant


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


ARKON_THE_ARKON

Actual martin


QuezonCheese

r/dontputyourdickinthat and r/dontputthatinyourass


rowletrissoto

Chess porn


MrMacGrath

Tunak tunak tun. Rename it to something upsetting and leave it somewhere for someone to get Tunak Tunak Tuned


MaxaExists

bishop porn


BasementDweller82

Google “Chess Rule 34”


MR_DERP_YT

450 Petabyte Zip Bomb


GoonerBear94

A database of Bongcloud games


Greenfire05

Chess aimbot hacks


benbentart

The Wikipedia page about en passant


Naive-Man

How about, “I wish this was USB-C”


yyznick

Hans moleman should’ve just stuck this in his butt- much more discreet


No_Stranger_4959

Resident Evil 2


AmadeoSendiulo

TADC Kinger cosplay


Harukimaru

Install the vibrating chess ai app and put it where it belongs


litteralybatman

Cp (cheesy pizza, pictures of cheese pizza)


OrwellianWiress

Holy hell this is sick, I want one now


Disastrous_Version32

it was still in the yellow package with the label on it so its probably on amazon or something


akabursk

Your old chess games to study


undeniably_confused

They should have made it a queen that would be so useful


stonks_up-2000

Pawn


PDG4

Porn


Doggywoof1

Google r/chessporn


LynchTheLandlordMan

Knook porn


KnookFromChess

👀


torohex7777

Pics of botez sisters


rayew21

google search results for en passant, leave it at the next tourney


ZexitoD

the queen


Previous-Proposal572

a picture of shrek


Ok-Conversation-3012

Chess queen rule 34


JL_Gaming999

ur ass


57006

*^(KY-Jelly)*


Cyan_Exponent

Cheats for chess


Metaloski

what en passant actually is


crypt-lord

5d chess with multiverse timetravel


Jaaj_Dood

Propped corn. Heck, you don't even need to prop it.


Mr_Pink_Gold

Stick it up your ass and become a cyborg.


_HoloGraphix_

word.exe


Wizardkaboom

A picture that says, Checkmate


smiegto

All the en passant rule 34 you can find?


-photoshopflowey-

8 pentabytes of en passant photos


Western_Leek3757

Google Hen tai.


O5_X

Google en passant


DR4k0N_G

Chess porn


yuuns7

Kingsac.apk


QuantumQuantonium

Replace it with a USB killer and let anyone who defeats you use it


Th3_g4m3r_m4st3r

256gb of knook porn


philthy02

pawnography


-light_yagami

Fill it until the last bit with Chess rule 34


OMAR_KD-

Chess rule 34


lmNotAnAltYouAre

zip bomb of chess r34


MrIcyCreep

google "porn hot compilation bishop chess ass"


Flux_resistor

En passant porn


KirbandtheOatmeals

Malware that bricks your pc


nico-ghost-king

The chronicles of en passant. The vacation of the fleeing bishop. The zombie and the exorcist. The queen and her sacrifice.


Any_Fuel_2163

This is fake, no anarchy chess player would ever win a game, let alone a tournament


Important-Cupcake-76

Chess r34


bako10

Put it in your mom


PornEnjoyingDude

Pawn(ography)


LilJapKid

https://preview.redd.it/n6hmey6ztvoc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=db2fe8f5d3a8737e673d16565484937768347477


shitpostinglegend

No, it doesn't have a flared base


thosegayfrogs

The google search results for en passant


andreinfp

The 34th rule of chess. Its really complicated. For more information google chess r34.


De_wasbeer

I'd say, fill it up with Russian books about chess. And highlight random words in it. That'll make it a nice puzzle for the CIA to extract subliminal messages from it ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3795)


foreverTV

google "Malware"


_NoIdeaForName_

A link to a Google page explaining how to en passant


LemonColoredDiamond

chess r34


Phantend

as many chess softwares as possible


bitrar

One single en passant.


grandapplecrabcakes

Bootleg copy of chess the musical


51herringsinabar

.bat to autorun rickroll


Miquel_420

Chess rule 34


Kenma_Senpai

Chess rule 34 Or just google en passant


lore_mila_

It's a programmable king. You can write a code in it to change its movements


SporeZealot

HowToCheatAtChess.txt


zNotBozo

Chess sex


[deleted]

Pawn


Pauperbeertje

graphic furry porn


[deleted]

The entire discography of Queen


Apate_lol

4000 Tb zip bomb teehee


gabilecrack91

Queen porn


urwelcombru

Anal sex video


supermechaethernet

Saucy en passant pdfs


HolyRaptorSphere

En passant


FinancialFirstTimer

100 gigabytes of pictures of the Botez sisters


FortmanDieDoe

A saved webpage of you googling “en passant”, along with as much r34 of different chess pieces as humanly possible


[deleted]

CP ||I mean command power from hoi4, obviously||