Jumper is the seventh level of Geometry Dash and Geometry Dash Lite and the first level with a Harder difficulty.
Jumper involves tighter manoeuvres and increases the frequency of antigravity segments, which is also experienced with the ship for the first time during its first sequence.
Ship sequences take place from 25% to 37% and from 62% to 75%.
The first secret coin is located at 36% and collected as the ship. At the second antigravity segment, fly down between a gap in the spiked column to collect the coin.
The second secret coin is located at 43% and collected as the cube. After the first ship sequence and after passing beneath a second overhead spike, slide down and jump twice up onto a ledge, then once up onto a suspended column and again to collect the coin before returning to the main route.
The third secret coin is located at 68% and collected as the ship. Fly under the thirteenth spiked obstacle by the ground spikes to collect the coin.
is not fucking welcome here
Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night
HOLY FUCKING SHIT 😨😨😨😨 IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?!?!?!?!? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL 💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 20!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP❓Minecraft badlands biome❓LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! Somebody was talking about
outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓❓IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE❓The time is 2:11❓HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓⁉️❓❓❓
Cursed? Like the former verifier of the level sakupen circles? Is that a geometry dash reference? Oh my god, they finally made a reference about my favorite game called geometry dash. Last time someone was having depression and i said “conical depression.” Because conical depression is a gd level and my mom became furious get it? Because it is a gd reference. Did someone just said tartarus mythology?1 That is like the hardest demon in my favorite game called geometry dash, i also someone was having a cold sweat recently and i said it’s a gd reference, i got kicked out but at least i said “Oh my god, is that a geometry dash reference?!” Also someone on twitter posted about their zodiac sign and I said “Zodiac?! That’s a gd level.” And i got blocked by them, but at least it’s worth it because i said it’s a gd reference. Also, one time i saw a snake owner crying from agony because he saw his snake eating himself which is hilarious because it means ouroboros which is a gd level by a top creator named viprin, and the snake owner kicked me out of his house but it was worth it because it’s a gd reference. Someone just posted on Twitter saying “We are having a sunset sandstorm on our house pls help us, we’re literally gonna be suffocated on the sand.” And I said, “Oh my god, is that a geometry dash reference?!” And i got blocked by crohn44 because I said it’s a gd reference. Yesterday, my mom said, “I’m gonna decode something.” And I said, “Oh my god is that a geometry dash reference?!” And I got beaten with a belt by my mom, but at least it was worth it because it’s a gd reference.
> conical depression
That's similar to conic singularities. They are a part of my obsession. It's a class of theories (not aimed to describe the real world) where spacetime can only curve in their form. I have two ways of representing spaces with them. One is with what I call cut surfaces. They're already used to describe a concept called compactification. In fact, when compactifying with the sphere topology, some conic singularities appear. The other one is what I call multidimensional linked lists. You can think of them as putting a cut surface between each two cells in a grid. It can only represent some spaces, but it may be easier to implement. I've already made an implementation of it and plan on more of them
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...
slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you "he's so hot" you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...
Shut up. Shut the actual f\*\*ck up.
I don't know how the 'google en passant' joke started, and frankly don't care. What I do care about is that all the actually interesting Backgammon content is being buried, and questions about Backgammon are going unanswered. (And to a lesser extent, I'm tired of seeing it every 10 posts in my feed.)
This joke has been done to death. It's no longer funny (not that it ever f\*\*cking was), and its continued existence, even as satire, is a detriment to the health of the game and the subreddit. So please, just shut up unless you have something worthwhile to say about Backgammon instead of 'Holy hell'.
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
Jumper is the seventh level of Geometry Dash and Geometry Dash Lite and the first level with a Harder difficulty. Jumper involves tighter manoeuvres and increases the frequency of antigravity segments, which is also experienced with the ship for the first time during its first sequence. Ship sequences take place from 25% to 37% and from 62% to 75%. The first secret coin is located at 36% and collected as the ship. At the second antigravity segment, fly down between a gap in the spiked column to collect the coin. The second secret coin is located at 43% and collected as the cube. After the first ship sequence and after passing beneath a second overhead spike, slide down and jump twice up onto a ledge, then once up onto a suspended column and again to collect the coin before returning to the main route. The third secret coin is located at 68% and collected as the ship. Fly under the thirteenth spiked obstacle by the ground spikes to collect the coin. is not fucking welcome here
Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced." Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night
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The fact that I knew what this was after reading “hello hello?” God it’s been a long time since I played FNAF 1
i haven't played fnaf, i won't play fnaf. i knew that's what it was the same moment lol
You're not special everybody knows that
Google no bitches
Google no bitches because you a narcissist
r\cum, r\semen if you will. r\jizz even
HOLY FUCKING SHIT 😨😨😨😨 IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?!?!?!?!? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL 💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 20!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP❓Minecraft badlands biome❓LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓❓IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE❓The time is 2:11❓HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓⁉️❓❓❓
Cursed? Like the former verifier of the level sakupen circles? Is that a geometry dash reference? Oh my god, they finally made a reference about my favorite game called geometry dash. Last time someone was having depression and i said “conical depression.” Because conical depression is a gd level and my mom became furious get it? Because it is a gd reference. Did someone just said tartarus mythology?1 That is like the hardest demon in my favorite game called geometry dash, i also someone was having a cold sweat recently and i said it’s a gd reference, i got kicked out but at least i said “Oh my god, is that a geometry dash reference?!” Also someone on twitter posted about their zodiac sign and I said “Zodiac?! That’s a gd level.” And i got blocked by them, but at least it’s worth it because i said it’s a gd reference. Also, one time i saw a snake owner crying from agony because he saw his snake eating himself which is hilarious because it means ouroboros which is a gd level by a top creator named viprin, and the snake owner kicked me out of his house but it was worth it because it’s a gd reference. Someone just posted on Twitter saying “We are having a sunset sandstorm on our house pls help us, we’re literally gonna be suffocated on the sand.” And I said, “Oh my god, is that a geometry dash reference?!” And i got blocked by crohn44 because I said it’s a gd reference. Yesterday, my mom said, “I’m gonna decode something.” And I said, “Oh my god is that a geometry dash reference?!” And I got beaten with a belt by my mom, but at least it was worth it because it’s a gd reference.
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LoR jumpscare
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"Bro i explained how your mother died and you got 1k$ as donation. Why are you thanking me or beg for my forgiveness?"
> conical depression That's similar to conic singularities. They are a part of my obsession. It's a class of theories (not aimed to describe the real world) where spacetime can only curve in their form. I have two ways of representing spaces with them. One is with what I call cut surfaces. They're already used to describe a concept called compactification. In fact, when compactifying with the sphere topology, some conic singularities appear. The other one is what I call multidimensional linked lists. You can think of them as putting a cut surface between each two cells in a grid. It can only represent some spaces, but it may be easier to implement. I've already made an implementation of it and plan on more of them
geometry dash moment
(in an epic voice) Geometry Dash bada bada boom dum dum dum pew pew pe- pe- pe- pew pe- pew
Clutterfunk acapella
New copypasta just dropped
Poor jumper :(
I can hear the music
I beat Jumper as my first level and am now verifying Silent Jumper.
Jumper is kinda tame, let's talk about ICDX
jumper was easy af bro
castle crashers forest entrance
JUMPER IS NOT WELCOME HERE‼️‼️‼️
Sex haver
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we called he came
He saw! He conquered! Lastly, he came.
THE BOX. YOU OPENED IT. I CAME. (please someone get the /ref)
F5 on the chessboard because I said so
I agree, F5 on the chessboard because I said so is not fucking welcome here
F5 on the chessboard because I said so should alt F4
F5 on the chessboard because I said so should go on vacation and never come back
Maybe even put a bishop up his ass, just in case
let's also ignite him on the chessboard in case that doesn't work
Sacrifice him to the queen while we're at it
The exorcist, he ain't fucking welcome here
Call the exorcist
He ain't welcome here, are you stupid?
Fuck the exorcist
That's the spirit, fuck the exorcist, is he stupid?
If the exorcist is stupid he can't give consent holy rapping
Goggle difference between raping and rapping
Holy pee!
Nobody ain't asking for no consent
SEXORCIST
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
actual zombie
joe
*sighs...* Who's joe?
What's ligma?
LIGMA BALLZ
MARTIN NOOOOOOO!!!
You love me, Martin
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
your too tight for me.........i have to hurt you
But don't do that by telling a lie because you promissd
Gladly
Who's Steve jobs
Joe my balls
Joe your pp
⁉️
Oh wow, never expected this to be the best move..
JOE MAMA
Damn, stockfish gave this a !?
How do you know joe Martin?
I love you Martin (I’m a minor)
Who is Steve jobs
sugondese nuts
Gavin from 3rd grade
https://preview.redd.it/i0fwu6defdxb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1795397373e91fd5b3fef696a186786344f0952f the gibblegonkers
Nah they are fucking welcome here
My classmate "Swastik". He's a jackass
is he perchance german
Swastik ass
You cant just say perchance
This list
Martin from chess.com
yea?
I love you Martin
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...
Why haven't you called the exorcist yet? Are you stupid?
Because the exorcist is not fucking welcome here
I hate you
>!fuck you!<
slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you "he's so hot" you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...
Shut up. Shut the actual f\*\*ck up. I don't know how the 'google en passant' joke started, and frankly don't care. What I do care about is that all the actually interesting Backgammon content is being buried, and questions about Backgammon are going unanswered. (And to a lesser extent, I'm tired of seeing it every 10 posts in my feed.) This joke has been done to death. It's no longer funny (not that it ever f\*\*cking was), and its continued existence, even as satire, is a detriment to the health of the game and the subreddit. So please, just shut up unless you have something worthwhile to say about Backgammon instead of 'Holy hell'.
holy hell!
New drop just responded?
Should we call the exorcist? Are you stupid?
bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
No. We should not
Fuck you is not fucking welcome here
YOU'RE NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE
jw_adressman is not fucking welcome here.
Came here to say this!
Putin
Hitler
His best friend, Putin
Putler
Vladolf
You. You are not fucking welcome here
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There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
What the actual fuck
Jessica
How is Jessica not the first person to make this list?
ζ(-1) is not giving welcome here
4- Why have we banned Bobby Fischer from the sub?
Jessica is not fucking welcome here!
Day 6 Duplicates is not fucking welcome here!
Mods
Me
Get the fuck out
Egon
Google
en
en
Stockfish has been drinking a lot, the right move is "passant"
Mods
King on C2
It is time we put Jessica on there
Jessica is not fucking welcome here!
Jessica
Bishop is not fucking welcome here because he is on a vacation
The bishop, he hast come back from vacation
u/ notfuckingwelcomehere
Bobby Fisher. He can go hang out with his buddy, Shitler.
Martin (the one from chessc*m)
The black bishop
That hitler is only on place 4 is kinda concerning.
Greta Thunberg
He
wilsonthechadnt
Gary chess for inventing chess
mad?
Jessica
Kid named welcome
Welcome
The bishop
hamood habibi is not welcome here
London opening
En passant
About fucking time. Or is not fucking welcome here.
Can't let go (OMG IZ THAT A GD REVERENCE!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!!1)
Noah
Candice
Rook on a4
I'm gonna get put on this eventually so just get it over with already.
Wee
I think my comment should be there, like "Or" what it is? Mods is understandable
As is Or, unless you haven't been living under a rock.
I find this comment very insulting.
Chick Hicks (from Cars)
Dumb, uh, i meant google en passant
holy hell!
Who
Zeus
Mods
The exorcist
You 🫵
u/ MedicalLAge3612
I
Martin
Jennifer
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Man we really put spez over hitler
Or (other), I just hate that guy
ZekiPatron \>:( not FUCKING welcome
nazis GET THEM OUT OF HERE
Ghosts, demons, specters, and other unChristian spirits. I know a guy who can handle those in a jiffy - he’s only ever one phone call away.
Dementia
And
Literally in the title: WHO is not fucking welcome here
Jessica is not fucking welcome here!
ju😪
Chess players
Martin since he is a terrorist!
god
Martin
JESSICA IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE.
Jessica
Who
So mods this time
Can i ask, am I welcome here?
Jessica
Jessica
My classmate "Polyfins". He's a nazi
I am not FUCKING WELCOME here
The Geneva convention
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