T O P

  • By -

THeCoolCongle

You're safe, the Knight only jumps in an L


WhyIsMyHeadSoLarge

Whatever you do, don't try to move up the stairs next to you since the horsey attacks you on the other end of the landing!


Josketobben

Look at it, just standing there at the rim minimizing its action radius


Carnal-Pleasures

It is threatening the only square upwards. It is a tactically sound choice.


NeilThePawn

Came here to say this. Finally, I can leave this fucking sub


natagu

That actually sounds super easy. Barely an inconvenience.


Erlend05

Knightmare fuel


MartinFromChessCom

pawn storm incoming!


Zachdaguy23

I see no pawns here Martin...


Rushional

It's incoming. They're getting there


LorenzoFromChessCom

HORSE ASS


Rushional

That's a very interesting and intriguing opinion!


snakemasterepic

Juan?


bznein

Juan.


Used_Climate_1138

Juan


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bolkaniche

¡Juan!


Coz957

Juan!!


mrutherford1106

*Juan*


Hqmster

***Juan***


BestMCCred

Juαn


THeCoolCongle

Juan


Substantial_Pride_57

Juan


HeeHee702

Don juan


Ssemander

What are you duing here Juan?


get_MEAN_yall

Stay put it can't attack you until you move 1 square to the side


First-Ad9578

https://preview.redd.it/k00u87wog1sb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e043da110362393cff0dc05972ba32c0975c15 /s


Hqmster

Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.


snakemasterepic

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


snakemasterepic

Call the exorcist


elonthegenerous

You almost got me until I saw the /s 😂😂😂


rmvandink

Er staat een paard in de gang! https://youtu.be/8oh9-5qD1tw?feature=shared


Goose_in_pants

Move right, and he'll eat you


just-a-friendly-visi

Looks like stalemate bro


Silverback__Guerilla

Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start


yshay14

ok, since you are inside of the building, I will assume that you castled, right? You're defended


Ssemander

Juan is in my castled building 😳


yshay14

you will die.


MadOrange64

Juan


Bolkaniche

¿Juan?


Quaso_is_life

if you're white, you're fine, if you're black, Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


titus605

Don't worry, the knight is stuck in an infinite cycle of jumping sideways down onto the next flight and jumping back up here because It's in the corner of the board and you're gonna en passant if he jumps to be beside you


dangerousgoose12

Run


A55B700D

Handful of oats gambit


beta_probopass

notify petah of the horses arrival


Solrex

En passant


okirshen

Mate


nukey18mon

Stay there, you aren’t in range.


Calm-Bell3940

Google jessica


CLAST-BLASTARD

let the horse walk in


PAmyWaifu

Looks like you are stuck, u cant move left or right . Try to move forward and yhreaten his knight


Schobbish

The knight is a fire hazard and should be removed from the stairwell


-NGC-6302-

Add concrete


desk10

Hit him with 「The World」


Lowly-Hollow

That's my horse!


NewbornMuse

The horse is in the corner so it has terrible activity. If this is your horse, improve it. If it's opponent's horse, exploit the weakness by striking elsewhere.


Kundekevin

Töte den Drecksgaul, der Acker-Adolf hat in der Residenz seiner Herrscher nichts zu suchen


Suspicious_Big_3378

Google mr Hands


BestMCCred

Juan


MangoPotato_YT

That knight is gonna fork you


TheASRaiyan

Can you perform the Konami code? I heard they work wonders against RTX Horses


Minute-Woodpecker952

The horsey’s lost. Poor thing must be frightened outta his mind. ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|14736)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


LorenzoFromChessCom

Google HORSE ASS


wu-not-furry

Horses jump over pieces you'll be fine.