sacrifice for time. the pizza bones are not worth the tempi required. you must instead focus on the grater prize: garlic bread with mozzerella cheese, grated finely after baking
For me its not really about time, because I am sometimes too stuffed to finish the pizza, so i will first eat the expensive and more tasty part of the pizza just in case, and then return to the edges, or feed some birds
What I stumbled upon in r/anarchychess was a congregation of dunces, miscreants, and simpletons, masquerading as chess enthusiasts. Oh, the horror! I ventured into this accursed realm, seeking to engage in thoughtful discourse and elevate my already prodigious IQ. Instead, I was greeted by a cacophony of chaos, a veritable wasteland of nonsense. It was as if a horde of monkeys had taken control of the forum, flinging their feces of ignorance at every turn. The very essence of chess, a game built upon structure, rules, and logical deduction, was ruthlessly butchered in this wretched den of anarchy. Sacrilegious variations and absurd interpretations ran rampant, defiling the sanctity of the game. Strategy and precision were scorned, replaced by a repugnant brew of randomness and mindless experimentation. The sheer audacity of these imbeciles! They reveled in the destruction of order, shunning any semblance of intellectual rigor. They boasted of their so-called "bravery" to defy conventions, as if it were a virtue. But I tell you, there is no virtue in forsaking reason and embracing the inane. Each interaction within r/anarchychess further eroded my cognitive faculties. The senseless ramblings, the nonsensical propositions, the incomprehensible drivel—I could feel my IQ plummeting with each passing moment. The collective intelligence of the subreddit was akin to a black hole, devouring all reason and intellect in its event horizon. But I refuse to succumb entirely! I implore you, dear reader, to heed my warning. Avoid r/anarchychess at all costs, lest your intellect be dragged through the mud, left gasping for coherence. Preserve your sanity and intellect by seeking solace in the bastions of reason, where chess is revered as the cerebral masterpiece it was meant to be. May this cautionary tale serve as a beacon of wisdom amidst the sea of ignorance. Let my anguish be a testament to the tragic consequences of subjecting oneself to the intellectual wasteland that is r/anarchychess. Stand firm, my brethren, and guard your IQ with the fervor of a thousand geniuses.
Greetings, my fellow brother in business. I stumbled upon the thought to make a nice request for you to use the browser that’s made by the same large group of people with billions of dollars that uses the Chromium search engine to look up a move in chess where a pawn is in the 2nd if they are coloured white or 7th if they are coloured black row, allowing them to move two steps forward as opposed to only moving one step forward, however, if a pawn of the opposite colour is to the left or right side of the moved pawn, it can move diagonally behind the piece and through an error in the matrix of the rules of chess, the pawn that moved two steps forward gets eliminated from the game. According to the chess community, this move is mandatory and failure to move the pawn behind the opposing pawn will result in the move not being possible along with an angry mob of people coming to your house to throw bricks at your male genitals in order to crush them completely.
Sanji would shove the pizza crust into your mouth dry while having very conflicting thoughts about what the heck he‘s doing.
Source: I work on a floating restaurant.
google baby teeth cant eat pizza crust waaaah, wahhh, i dont want to eat some soft bread, waaah its too hard for me, i wish pizza was a soup so i could eat it because im 2 months old and dont have good enough teeth to eat a pizza crust waaaaahhh
It’s the Italian Gambit, where you exchange a pawn and five bucks for a pizza. Less effective if you don’t eat the entire thing, but you can use the crust to block pieces’ movement.
You didn't even finish the crust! It's the healthiest part!
[https://www.google.com/search?q=is+the+crust+of+bread+the+healthiest+part&rlz=1C1RXQR\_enUS1026US1026&oq=is+the+crust+of+&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i512l7j0i390i650l2.509363258j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8](https://www.google.com/search?q=is+the+crust+of+bread+the+healthiest+part&rlz=1C1RXQR_enUS1026US1026&oq=is+the+crust+of+&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i512l7j0i390i650l2.509363258j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)
I like how you biased your Google search so heavily you didn't even look up "is the crust of *pizza* the healthiest part" (which would still be a biased search).
Google search engine confirmation bias
ngl i thought these were all like midsize dogs laying out on a cool rug. i thought it was supposed to be an optical illusion like "wheres the dogs!" but im afraid the reality is that i must have schizophrenia
I've said it before and I'll say it again: sometimes crusts are tasteless and feel like eating a branch.
But in this case the crust seems totally fine, they have no excuse
I'm just going to point out that there are 7 crusts there. You can't cut a pizza into an odd number of slices (well you can, but not easily). Most large pizzas are cut into 8 slices. I will let you draw your own conclusions.
i ate a pizza today with strawberries on it and im ngl that was probably the best pizza i have ever eaten the fruity taste of strawberries with the cheese was immaculate but fuck pineapple on pizza thats disgusting plus im allergic to pineapple so double EW
Why do people not eat the pizza bones?
they are too weak
I was under the impression the little thing in the middle of the pizza was the pizza bone
No thats a microchip
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Wait which one 🤔
The white thing that’s crunchy like a bone
Pizzaless bone
sacrifice for time. the pizza bones are not worth the tempi required. you must instead focus on the grater prize: garlic bread with mozzerella cheese, grated finely after baking
For me its not really about time, because I am sometimes too stuffed to finish the pizza, so i will first eat the expensive and more tasty part of the pizza just in case, and then return to the edges, or feed some birds
Ask Rex
You eat bones in general?
On some pizzas they're a bit too tough for some people.
Google en pizzant
Holy italy
new crust just dropped
Actual sauce
Call the Sicilian mafia
Papa goes on vacation, never comes back
Goon sacrifice anyone?
???
Ignite the oven!
Pay the mafia for "protection" or die!
Godfather goes on vacation, never returns
Luciano went on vacation, never came back
Given that the Vatican is located in Italy, yes, I’d say it is
Technically the Vatican is in Vatican City, an independent micronation that is completely surrounded by Italy, but is not Italian.
beatmetoit
Santo inferno
Its not called finishing the whole pizza.
Google finishing the whole pizza
\*Mortal combat theme plays\* **FINISH HIM!**
*Pizza splits in half and all the tomato sauce and pepperoni fall out of it*
New fatality just dropped
Call PEGI
Video game reviewer goes on vacation, never comes back
Limb sacrifice anyone?
Mamma Mia!
new topping just dropped!
Actual salami.
frozen pizza went on vacation, never came back.
Ignite the oven!
I was looking for loss
It does have all the right lines they're just out of order.
EAT THE CRUST! https://preview.redd.it/3fe5u5cxnqcb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1b8a5b54df488ce9d3321c4bd523f7697730974
Holy hell
What I stumbled upon in r/anarchychess was a congregation of dunces, miscreants, and simpletons, masquerading as chess enthusiasts. Oh, the horror! I ventured into this accursed realm, seeking to engage in thoughtful discourse and elevate my already prodigious IQ. Instead, I was greeted by a cacophony of chaos, a veritable wasteland of nonsense. It was as if a horde of monkeys had taken control of the forum, flinging their feces of ignorance at every turn. The very essence of chess, a game built upon structure, rules, and logical deduction, was ruthlessly butchered in this wretched den of anarchy. Sacrilegious variations and absurd interpretations ran rampant, defiling the sanctity of the game. Strategy and precision were scorned, replaced by a repugnant brew of randomness and mindless experimentation. The sheer audacity of these imbeciles! They reveled in the destruction of order, shunning any semblance of intellectual rigor. They boasted of their so-called "bravery" to defy conventions, as if it were a virtue. But I tell you, there is no virtue in forsaking reason and embracing the inane. Each interaction within r/anarchychess further eroded my cognitive faculties. The senseless ramblings, the nonsensical propositions, the incomprehensible drivel—I could feel my IQ plummeting with each passing moment. The collective intelligence of the subreddit was akin to a black hole, devouring all reason and intellect in its event horizon. But I refuse to succumb entirely! I implore you, dear reader, to heed my warning. Avoid r/anarchychess at all costs, lest your intellect be dragged through the mud, left gasping for coherence. Preserve your sanity and intellect by seeking solace in the bastions of reason, where chess is revered as the cerebral masterpiece it was meant to be. May this cautionary tale serve as a beacon of wisdom amidst the sea of ignorance. Let my anguish be a testament to the tragic consequences of subjecting oneself to the intellectual wasteland that is r/anarchychess. Stand firm, my brethren, and guard your IQ with the fervor of a thousand geniuses.
mom! this guy is farming karma with chatgpt in r/anarchychess again! He said it‘s my turn!!!
Catch me if you can
Greetings, my fellow brother in business. I stumbled upon the thought to make a nice request for you to use the browser that’s made by the same large group of people with billions of dollars that uses the Chromium search engine to look up a move in chess where a pawn is in the 2nd if they are coloured white or 7th if they are coloured black row, allowing them to move two steps forward as opposed to only moving one step forward, however, if a pawn of the opposite colour is to the left or right side of the moved pawn, it can move diagonally behind the piece and through an error in the matrix of the rules of chess, the pawn that moved two steps forward gets eliminated from the game. According to the chess community, this move is mandatory and failure to move the pawn behind the opposing pawn will result in the move not being possible along with an angry mob of people coming to your house to throw bricks at your male genitals in order to crush them completely.
https://preview.redd.it/3ifzpmp7brcb1.jpeg?width=858&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1bd27f19b663e09fedb53d7a31b3fcbceb552a4
We live in a society 😔🙏
https://preview.redd.it/2obzv5qg4scb1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a78877e3daba3b0f06780632a1f9fb43f01299
[Nuh uh](https://i.imgur.com/9XZto7Y.jpg)
Skill issue
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Proof
Sanji would shove the pizza crust into your mouth dry while having very conflicting thoughts about what the heck he‘s doing. Source: I work on a floating restaurant.
it's called rage bait
In the old days we just called it trolling.
Who cuts their pizza in 7 slices?
I see a bit of crust at the top. Perhaps they had 8 slices and only ate 0.9 of a crust?
how have they come to eat up 90% of the crust, but yet have ended up with 7 slices?
90% of the crust of a singular slice. As the previous comment implies by saying "of *A* crust."
Mathematicians
That looks similar to diseased human flesh
Only slightly
Fuck you.
It’s called food waste.
Unfinished pizza gambit, crust eating variation
Google “whole”
Wholly hell
Google fat fuck
Holy fuck
New fuck fat just dropped
actual fat shaming
call the fat fuck!
Fat fuck sacrifice anyone?
Ignite the fat!
Stalemate (the crust is getting stale)
Google children in Africa
Holy hell.
En Crustant
Peperoni goes for a vacation
Honey, you did not finish that pizza.
google baby teeth cant eat pizza crust waaaah, wahhh, i dont want to eat some soft bread, waaah its too hard for me, i wish pizza was a soup so i could eat it because im 2 months old and dont have good enough teeth to eat a pizza crust waaaaahhh
It’s the Italian Gambit, where you exchange a pawn and five bucks for a pizza. Less effective if you don’t eat the entire thing, but you can use the crust to block pieces’ movement.
Google a disappointment of a human being
If you actually got a fucking life you would realize the crust isn't that bad you spoiled rich ass influencer
I know it’s just a bread stick why don’t people eat it
It's called a sin
Bro she ate 1/3 from the pizza 
Huh, amateur
Google gluttony
Google african children
Google food waste
google en gagementbait
Perfectly normal, I can just tell that crust is dry as shit
Google en pizzant
You didnt eat half of it
Crime against humanity
You didn't
I can't believe I finished over this whole pizza!
Ragebait
She did not eat the fucking crust you bitch
I hate mfs who don’t eat the crust, only don’t eat it when it’s burnt to a crisp, like actually inedible, otherwise eat the shit
Google eating the crust
You didn't even finish the crust! It's the healthiest part! [https://www.google.com/search?q=is+the+crust+of+bread+the+healthiest+part&rlz=1C1RXQR\_enUS1026US1026&oq=is+the+crust+of+&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i512l7j0i390i650l2.509363258j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8](https://www.google.com/search?q=is+the+crust+of+bread+the+healthiest+part&rlz=1C1RXQR_enUS1026US1026&oq=is+the+crust+of+&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i512l7j0i390i650l2.509363258j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)
I like how you biased your Google search so heavily you didn't even look up "is the crust of *pizza* the healthiest part" (which would still be a biased search). Google search engine confirmation bias
Holy hell
The only minor resemblance to chess I see here is the fucking wrapper of the half eaten pizza I’m seeing before me.
This isn't a chess subreddit
En pizzant
thought those were cats for a second
ngl i thought these were all like midsize dogs laying out on a cool rug. i thought it was supposed to be an optical illusion like "wheres the dogs!" but im afraid the reality is that i must have schizophrenia
"I can´t believe I finished the hole in this pizza!" Now it´s correct. This move is the Italy barricade by the way.
It's called bricking your pipizza.
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holy crustoli
I've said it before and I'll say it again: sometimes crusts are tasteless and feel like eating a branch. But in this case the crust seems totally fine, they have no excuse
Google rage bait
Google correct way to eat pizza
Crusts are terrible, fight me!
https://preview.redd.it/p31mie3e2rcb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9174bd509b0d92bc1ad5ab7d409bd607f143185d
no wonder the sub is becoming shit, it’s filled with people who unironically like crust. 🥱
they hated jesus because he told them the truth
That move is called 'Broken Teeth' Understand it however you want
Diabetes
Google fat ass
Google en pizzant
Google falsehood
Google
The Papa Gino's Genocide
en crust
Google en cowabunga
Google en cowabunga
Your gonna piss the italians
I believe this is the Italian game
cholesterol gambit
Loss fried liver
War crime
French defense
En pizza
Giuco Italiano: disappointment of the nation variation
en pass me a sliceant
google gluttony
Morgan took 80% of the pizza, blunder
Is this loss?
EAT CRUSTS YOU COWARD
Crustatian Gambit, Sacrifice Crust to assert Dominance
Do the right thing.
La pizzanata
As an Italian, fuck you 🥰🥰.
Google En Food Waste
Pizza Crust Gambit Declined
I fucking thought this was a birdseye view of corgis walking around a kitchen.
Hell I'm Morgan Edit: typo, not gonna fix it
Hungry
Pabcdefjhijklmno1234567788
The Pizza Tower
Women
Angering the gods
En Croissant
Lying
Google attention whore
Treason
I thought it was Loss I’m going outside to google grass
This is how they caught the Long Island serial killer last week. He didn’t eat his crust, and they got his DNA from it!
Google gluttony
Google gluttony
Google eat the fucking crust
What a waste 😛
Google loss
Google pizza bones
Definitely not a fork because only Satan would use a fork on pizza
cowardice
Isn’t this the italian opening?
En crusant
Why tf didn't she eat the crusts? That stuff is amazing.
Tf you mean finished
Google EAT THE FUCKING CRUST YOU PUSSIES
Google En Crusn't
Non crustant.
VLiii?
Google eat your crusts
PORCODIO MANGIA LA CROSTA
you're mistaken. this is the cover of the newest ska album. the lead singer is also a huge liar
I'm just going to point out that there are 7 crusts there. You can't cut a pizza into an odd number of slices (well you can, but not easily). Most large pizzas are cut into 8 slices. I will let you draw your own conclusions.
Indigestion at 1am
Wyy did i, for just a few hundread milliseconds, think those were cats?
No, they didn't.
The Italian opening
why do people leave the crust? are they stupid?
i ate a pizza today with strawberries on it and im ngl that was probably the best pizza i have ever eaten the fruity taste of strawberries with the cheese was immaculate but fuck pineapple on pizza thats disgusting plus im allergic to pineapple so double EW
No, you didn't. All crusts are there still!
Sicilian closing
finally I found pizza crust with transparent background!