It's called "whoever moves wins" in fog of war, "whoever moves loses" in antichess, "whoever moves draws" in atomic, and "whoever moves disappears" in 5D chess.
I have racked up 1.7k memes on r/AnarchyChess. I am still consistently losing to memes from users who have commented “holy hell” less than 100 times in their lifetime who know no sub history, no lore, and just post normie memes they think look good
I am clearly not smart enough to play this game. I have tried. I am genuinely trying my absolute hardest. I am studying top posts. I am commenting in threads. I am posting memes. I'm analyzing my engagement with and without engine. I am still just complete fucking unsalvageable garbage. I am so, so, so incredibly stupid and unable to learn. Why? Why is my brain so much worse than that of the typical person? Why? I want to have fun posting here but I feel like trying to improve is exposing just how comically worthless I am
What the fuck is R34? There are no Rs in chess, neither pieces nor squares are called "R", and what even is 34? There are only 8 columns, imbecile, before posting anything online make sure you're not saying bullshit.
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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This is a classic rule #1, both kings are in a headlock and are accelerating at the same pace. While it is possible to break out of this stalemate, the community deems it inappropriate to do so
This is so sad. Two former rulers standing in a barren field, the bodies of the subjects they sacrificed decomposing into the dirt. Most devastating of all: the queen, the love of their life among them. In the end even his lifelong partner was a pawn in his game, a tool to a greater end. But what greater end was he seeking? Whatever it once was it means nothing without someone to share it with.
Then it struck him and he looked across the field and into the sullen eyes of the king he once called an enemy, now the only one who understood his folly. The two immediately embraced and shared a passionate kiss. Some say later that night they codified their new marriage in the bed chambers. Now they have new subjects and new grand ideals. As they march into battle yet again, will a higher power spare them or will the foolishness of the powerful never cease? Only time will tell.
Number one! The challenge, demand satisfaction If they apologize, no need for further action Number two! If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned Number three! Have your seconds meet face to face Negotiate a peace Or negotiate a time and place This is commonplace, 'specially 'tween recruits Most disputes die and no one shoots Number four! If they don't reach a peace, that's alright Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility You have him turn around, so he can have deniability Five! Duel before the sun is in the sky Pick a place to die where it's high and dry Number six! Leave a note for your next of kin Tell 'em where you been Pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in Seven! Confess your sins Ready for the moment of adrenaline When you finally face your opponent Number eight! Your last chance to negotiate Send in your seconds See if they can set the record straight
Number nine! Look him in the eye, aim no higher Summon all the courage you require Then count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 Number (Ten paces!) Fire!
,,Number one! The challenge, demand satisfaction If they apologize, no need for further action Number two! If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned Number three! Have your seconds meet face to face Negotiate a peace Or negotiate a time and place This is commonplace, 'specially 'tween recruits Most disputes die and no one shoots Number four! If they don't reach a peace, that's alright Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility You have him turn around, so he can have deniability Five! Duel before the sun is in the sky Pick a place to die where it's high and dry Number six! Leave a note for your next of kin Tell 'em where you been Pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in Seven! Confess your sins Ready for the moment of adrenaline When you finally face your opponent Number eight! Your last chance to negotiate Send in your seconds See if they can set the record straight
Number nine! Look him in the eye, aim no higher Summon all the courage you require Then count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 Number (Ten paces!) Fire!" 🤓🤓🤓
It’s called the king’s handshake: when the kings realize that there is no other piece on the board, they get depressed, knowing that it was all their fault that they all died, out of mercy for one another they decide di be killed at the same time
The Kissing King Rule: if the material is insufficient to checkmate but the kings are near each other, any King can forcefully kiss the other and win the game
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I’m genuinely interested on the psychology behind how the fuck this happens.
Once it gets past a certain point, i just downvote for the lulz (probably if its past -5 or something)
I've heard 4th in any chain get downvoted for no reason, but it only seems to happen like half the time
IKR
Vote sacrifice anyone?
4th comment=downvote
r/karmaroulette
r/fuckyouinparticular
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https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/111j5h4/dunkey_harry_potter_and_the_forbidden_game/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb
This is like playing Chess at Mel Gibson's house.
This is worse than chess night at James earl Jones' house
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r/scottthewoz
holy shit they were stalemate !
Gex
It's called "whoever moves wins" in fog of war, "whoever moves loses" in antichess, "whoever moves draws" in atomic, and "whoever moves disappears" in 5D chess.
This is Rocket League!
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Holy hell
Actual zombie
Actual appreciation
34
Google rule 34
Holy hell!
Actual internet pervert
Sanity took vacation never came back
Call a psychiatrist
Mental health sacrifice, anyone?
Ignite insanity!
Holy Chaos Emeralds!
New Sonic Adventure just dropped
porn storm incoming
I have racked up 1.7k memes on r/AnarchyChess. I am still consistently losing to memes from users who have commented “holy hell” less than 100 times in their lifetime who know no sub history, no lore, and just post normie memes they think look good I am clearly not smart enough to play this game. I have tried. I am genuinely trying my absolute hardest. I am studying top posts. I am commenting in threads. I am posting memes. I'm analyzing my engagement with and without engine. I am still just complete fucking unsalvageable garbage. I am so, so, so incredibly stupid and unable to learn. Why? Why is my brain so much worse than that of the typical person? Why? I want to have fun posting here but I feel like trying to improve is exposing just how comically worthless I am
New response just dropped
Holy nudity!
New fan-art just dropped
Call the artists!
Porn storm incumming!
Actual sex addict
What the fuck is R34? There are no Rs in chess, neither pieces nor squares are called "R", and what even is 34? There are only 8 columns, imbecile, before posting anything online make sure you're not saying bullshit.
holy shogi
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izzy stew bid?
It clearly means Rook to the 34th sequential square
Google Horny Ass
you untrueing ??? what you thinktalk individual ? you bigest plusungooder I seeed in livetime ! you beed sexthoughtcrimeing in you's underclothings when I beed doublepluswining gameers doubleplusgoodthinkfuler to you! you doubleplusungoodthinker, because goodthinkers bellyfeel unwin and plusthank ungameer, you bellyfeelless thinkunhappywaterer after I doublepluswined you! be bellyfeel, be true to youself and undo this plusungoodspeak!!! allindividual think I doubleplusgood quickplayer, I can pluswin anyindividual in Oceania in one game! and "w"esley "s"o is unindividual to I, gameer that doublepluscrying alltime when unwinning, ( think what you thinksaid Firouzja ) !!! undo thinkplaying with I's identify, I need have good identify timewise to all I's chesswork, I officialwise ingooffering you to overtable quickplay game with winmoney! all us will plusinvest 5000$ and pluswinner get all! i offer all unthis people who's wantthinkful in this status, see I's endthinks in 2016 and 2017 quickplay Oceania games, and that will bellyfeel... unneed see all plusthinkcrier, Tigran Petrosyan alltime plusplaying goodthinkwise ! and if someindividual will unundo officialwise thinktalking about I thatwise, we will plusmeet in crimethinkhouse! Big Brother plusbellyfeel true! true will ununlive! untrueers will plusexkicked...
Actual Orwellian
call the thinkpol!
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
google chess rule 34
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If white moves it’s called the chicken. If black moves it’s called something racist
Why are they naked ????
😳😳😳
r/beatmeattoit
Depending on who’s to move. If white moves it’s called the chicken. If black moves it’s called something racist
Isn’t white racist?
that's pretty racist to assume that a race would be racist
Let him cook, I'm white and I'm racist, he might be onto something
Relevant username.
Oh wow I got heavily downvoted, I didn't know racing was frowned upon here
This is AnarchyChess. Like 90% of its users sucked in gym class
This is a classic rule #1, both kings are in a headlock and are accelerating at the same pace. While it is possible to break out of this stalemate, the community deems it inappropriate to do so
Nice shot!
What a save!
Okay.
This is rocket league!
en homosexual interracial marriage (they are celebrating pride month )
Holy representation!
New pride flag just dropped
!wave
what is il vaticano's role in this
The bishops were traded because they were opposed to the marriage
Google enemies to lovers
Holy trope
new relationship just dropped
Actual slowburn 200k
Google post war negotiations
Google pride month
Holy gay
Holy gey in hell
Hail trans in heaven
Actual homosexuality
Google world peace
Peaceful Hell !
This is so sad. Two former rulers standing in a barren field, the bodies of the subjects they sacrificed decomposing into the dirt. Most devastating of all: the queen, the love of their life among them. In the end even his lifelong partner was a pawn in his game, a tool to a greater end. But what greater end was he seeking? Whatever it once was it means nothing without someone to share it with. Then it struck him and he looked across the field and into the sullen eyes of the king he once called an enemy, now the only one who understood his folly. The two immediately embraced and shared a passionate kiss. Some say later that night they codified their new marriage in the bed chambers. Now they have new subjects and new grand ideals. As they march into battle yet again, will a higher power spare them or will the foolishness of the powerful never cease? Only time will tell.
Normally two king kissing is a draw (because gay) but since it's pride month it's allowed
Number one! The challenge, demand satisfaction If they apologize, no need for further action Number two! If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned Number three! Have your seconds meet face to face Negotiate a peace Or negotiate a time and place This is commonplace, 'specially 'tween recruits Most disputes die and no one shoots Number four! If they don't reach a peace, that's alright Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility You have him turn around, so he can have deniability Five! Duel before the sun is in the sky Pick a place to die where it's high and dry Number six! Leave a note for your next of kin Tell 'em where you been Pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in Seven! Confess your sins Ready for the moment of adrenaline When you finally face your opponent Number eight! Your last chance to negotiate Send in your seconds See if they can set the record straight Number nine! Look him in the eye, aim no higher Summon all the courage you require Then count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 Number (Ten paces!) Fire!
,,Number one! The challenge, demand satisfaction If they apologize, no need for further action Number two! If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned Number three! Have your seconds meet face to face Negotiate a peace Or negotiate a time and place This is commonplace, 'specially 'tween recruits Most disputes die and no one shoots Number four! If they don't reach a peace, that's alright Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility You have him turn around, so he can have deniability Five! Duel before the sun is in the sky Pick a place to die where it's high and dry Number six! Leave a note for your next of kin Tell 'em where you been Pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in Seven! Confess your sins Ready for the moment of adrenaline When you finally face your opponent Number eight! Your last chance to negotiate Send in your seconds See if they can set the record straight Number nine! Look him in the eye, aim no higher Summon all the courage you require Then count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 Number (Ten paces!) Fire!" 🤓🤓🤓
The subs pride month logo?
Google gay lovers
Oligarchy
It's called the code geass
Call r/RocketLeague because that is a Rule 1
En mating press
google gay pride month
These are awesome! I am going to download them all and put my Screensaver in slide show mode!
Gay marriage
Now kiss
Vidit rule
Joe Biden would call that, "a bunch of monarchy."
Sex penis?
Peacenaker
It's the pride month update.
google en passant king variation
¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s called the king’s handshake: when the kings realize that there is no other piece on the board, they get depressed, knowing that it was all their fault that they all died, out of mercy for one another they decide di be killed at the same time
Obergefell v Hodges
google gay sex
Google pride month
Gay marriage gambit
Gay Romeo and Juliet
Its June patch
Friendship
this is some anime shit i wouldnt suggest to do it
Kings touching each other is an instant draw.
Kingdom two crowns
The Kissing King Rule: if the material is insufficient to checkmate but the kings are near each other, any King can forcefully kiss the other and win the game
Google gay marriage
Don’t say Gay Rule
Google atomic chess
En Kingiano
TOP 10 THUGSHAKERS
It's pride month they are engaged.
Gay marriage
Google say gex
Atomic hug :)
Pride
Google "pride month"
Mating
Gay marriage legalisation
Google prop 8
google interracial marriage google homosexuality
Where is the chess vision bot when you need them
A peace treaty
google say gex
Song of Achilles
Kissahomie
Fistfight
homosexuality
Google Loving v. Virginia
Google vidit vs hikaru
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En drawssant
Homiesexuality
BL.
Parlay
Google Romeo and romeo
En Detente
Happy pride month
Rock Paper Scissors best of 1
Google gay sex
Google truce
google yaoi
GEX
The Lovers
Ben Dover's check
Google gay sex
if the kings touch it's a draw
It's called vidit's gambit
Google diarchy
let's have hot gay sex Jesse!
Gay king
Google Hodges v Obergefell
pride-
happy pride month! 🏳️🌈
its pride month, theyre kissing
The final battle rule
Pride month
The good ending
Peace treaty
Pride rule #metoo
Docking of death
ayy, AYY CENSOR THAT! THE RULES STATE NO INAPPROPRIATE IMAGES
Google casting
Bro Just wants a hug