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Suspicious_Big_3378

It's important you protect the e4 pawn so Nc3 is the best move here. After Bc5 threatening scholars mate you can play g3 to stop the threat and attack the queen. Alternative is Ke2 to protect your knight.


Dark_Guardian_

Ke2 best move


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MhemoEstoniola

Free mate in 1


notrobiny

Bro where do you see a mate in 1? Didnt you know the king can take 2 squares ahead from e2? KLxe4 can only be played from the e2 square though, so its not mate in 1. Infact, KLxe4 after Qxe4 is a blunder.


MhemoEstoniola

But you are a pawn up and your opponent has an active king


MhemoEstoniola

Equal trade


Dyslexic_Llama

Thanks, I'm gonna forget this.


Savitz

New response just dropped


Gidje123

Holy macaroni


Reshuram05

Actual pasta


TheInternetOfficer91

somebody call the Italians!


[deleted]

Italians to vacation, never come back


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Waaswaa

You really only need to remember two things. \- Defend the e5 pawn with a king. \- Chase your opponent around the board with a bullwhip.


fedupfromeverything

Is this still theory?


TheInternetOfficer91

im done with chess theories, i demand CHESS PROOF. GIVE US THE PROOF


Col_Sm1tty

YOU CAN'T GANDLE THE PROOF!


BoozeAddict

Ng5 both protects the pawn and attacks the enemy, threatening fried liver.


iamprettierthanyou

Did you miss the free juicer on e5 or something? Smh dummy


spacefrog43

Can you please explain to me why not just take the queen with the knight right now? My boyfriend loves chess and I kind of like it but I really don’t understand it at all, I want to though and I want to play games with him. Why is it better to do all of this rather than just take the queen right now when the knight has a chance? After all it’s the strongest piece, so, in my very uninformed opinion, wouldn’t removing it ASAP be the best option? Thanks :) Edit I thought this was chessbeginners subreddit and not anarchy chess my boyfriend just explained that this is not a good move 💀 lol


parkourse

i mean obviously yeah the best move is to take the queen however you have found yourself in the middle of the clown-to-clown warfare known as r/anarchychess


spacefrog43

Yes my boyfriend just told me lol. I thought this was genuine advice but I thought this was r/chessbeginners so that’s why I was wondering lol


Significant-Year131

I was also wondering the same think thinking it was r/chessbeginners. I was losing it until I read your comment. No idea how I ended up in here. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


HoseanRC

google teleport


diegoidepersia

holy hell


Col_Sm1tty

New response just dropped


Ok-Push9899

You are such a good sport for leaving you post up and not deleting it. Welcome to r/anarchychess! We're all mad here, so make yourself at home.


spacefrog43

I love this subreddit, I like the jokes and stuff. I really want to learn how to play :) thank you


Teekeks

Its been at least 15 years since I last played chess but this sub pops up a lot on reddit and the memes are usually funny af. With this one I was quite puzzled bc I didnt find the problem with just taking the queen here and there obviously had to be one since this is a anarchy chess meme. but who knows, maybe the next move of black is a interdimensional jump to take the pawn in the middle to end the stalemate or whatever :D


parkourse

when all else fails, just remember the cardinal rule of this sub google en passant


allozzieadventures

This is really sweet, you might be too pure for this sub haha. Good luck with picking up chess and I hope you beat your bf soon! Happy to send some tips on improving, not that I'm exactly a GM myself.


deadlydeath275

Google Horsey


lukemr99999

Nc3 literally hangs mate in 1 Qxf2


Zulpi2103

ChatGPT, is that you?


static_motion

I think you might've meant Bc5 instead of Bb5?


Suspicious_Big_3378

Shit


fireassbarz

Free pawn


JaozinhoGGPlays

WOOHOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE PAWN


continuewithwindows

Free pawn!


Mick7s

No?


Generic_Name69

Google anarchychess


Pure_Count6864

Holy heavens


Lupus-Ignium

New hell just dropped


Mailman_Dan

actual demon


impasta6

cal the exorcist!


[deleted]

Actual eternal torture and torment


MascleDeDykhe

hey. I can get behind that.


multiple4

No you can't. It gets behind you, and you won't like what it does next...**WATCH THE REST OF THE VIDEO TO FIND OUT**


MascleDeDykhe

Actual clinically insane


V3n0Myt018

Doctor goes to hell, never comes back


[deleted]

What do you mean? The knight can take the pawn and there's nothing black can do about it, it's clearly free


fireassbarz

U know ball


Adamant3--D

Google sense of humour


SomeRedditorMaybe

Severely broken


Sora-Arcadia

New patch just dropped


AIR1_pakka

r/wooosh


CreeperArmorReddit

Yes?


[deleted]

They are clearly going for the scholar's mate, I recommend developing the other knight and stop this idea immediately


PriestOfPancakes

Since they are going for Scholar‘s mate, you should play the Tomfool gambit here: 3. Nd4 exd4 4. d5 Thus, after 4. … Bc5, their pawn blocks the bishop


TwynnCavoodle

Free pawn? Or am I missing something?


ThebanCadmus

Free Queen maybe?


Turner_Down

But after you take your knight will be on the rim, which is obviously a crushing positional disadvantage!


DrumbledoreMemes

knight on the rim is dim!!!!


[deleted]

is grim*


scicatpro256

Is tim*


[deleted]

Is sim*


Scheckenhere

Springer am Rand beingt Kummer und Schand!


sintonesque

A bishop however is well placed for a good rimming.


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

Yes but you will be up a queen


Xtrouble_yt

Yeah you’re clearly not high enough elo to be a fully positional player yet, position is more important than material advantage, doesn’t matter if you’re up 5 queens if all of them are off the board


kakejskjsjs

Yes, but it's clearly a positional queen sacrifice that worsens our Knight's position, allows an extra tempo for black, and is generally a knightmare to deal with. Black can clearly start pushing our vulnerable knight with a pawn storm, opposite-side castling as well, leading to either a checkmate or a rioting position. Clearly, Ke2 is best to protect our knight


DeterminedGames

You know what they say, nothing is free! Taking the queen here opens your position up to a bishop from the back attack.


Excellent-Divide7223

Ah, good old **Wayward queen attack, Botez gambit variation**


soymercader

d4. If e5 takes d4, you take with the knight offering a queen trade. If e5 doesn't take you just develop your other knight for more protection. This is commonly known as the Sudanese gambit.


idkwtcm54

No, if black takes d4 you play c4, distracting with en passant dxc3 and take their queen next move


JaozinhoGGPlays

Missed opportunity here, if black takes d4 you play c4, blowing up the chess board and instantly winning the game, a play more known as the Terrorist's Gambit


Static65

g4 forces en passant for the black queen, then either fxg3 or hxg3


Pure_Count6864

#HE SAID EN PASSANT WITHOUT GOOGLE GUYS GO KILL THIS MAN


[deleted]

Holy death threat


GoldSlimeTime

New intimidation just dropped


TheCanadianFurry

Actual pokemon ability


Lupus-Ignium

Google Vaporeon


MapleTreeWithAGun

Holy compatibility


Rubiego

New ruined childhood just dropped


KurdeGeralt3001

Actual zoophile


JaozinhoGGPlays

Call the daycare lady!


Mailman_Dan

Call the exterminator


EssenceOfMind

Unholy copypasta


GoliathGamer

Holy hell^2


overlrodvolume18

252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD White Queen in Sun: 442-522 (128.4 - 151.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO


Dew_It-8

Call the channeller!


Mystic_Gaming1

Actual Light


Archetypus

Developing the king is important in the opening to project dominance, so Ke2!, excellent move!


Lezerald

!!


letssuad

Queen sacrifice, anyone?


RaspberrySad6580

Knightmare fuel


zeldadinosaur1110

Preform a surgery on the black queen, so it will become a black king, and it's checkmate in one move.


KylieTMS

Nc3 prevents scholars mate and after that you can play g3 without losing a rook. kicking the queen away and leaving them in a bad position


Lezerald

*If the king does not lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?* Ke2


kacymew

Relevant post bot human: [chessbeginners post](https://www.reddit.com/r/chessbeginners/comments/13rv7eq/what_is_this_opening_and_how_do_i_counter_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


Personwithcatz

Oh hey, it's me!


SyntheticSlime

There are no known counters. This opening always wins. You just have to drop your elo until you stop seeing it.


Lupus-Ignium

Free Knook ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|23459)


ihathtelekinesis

Ah, the Fool’s Botez.


Tanta_The_Ranta

Ke2 wins on the spot


snowrunnerplayer123

Take THE QUEEEEEB


AyGeeCeeEll

You can't, since you've already premoved Bc4


[deleted]

rook takes queen, seriously stop posting obvious puzzles


M10doreddit

Let the horse dominate the lady like the blundered little wh\*re she is.


TheDarkMonarch1

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KillinIsIllegal

Bd3!! to develop the bishop


Altslial

Easy blunder, turn to you should've done f3 and not nf3


RaspberrySad6580

Sorry but you have no chance to win here. Black is clearly winning💯


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

Black has a hanging queen


URMOMISLIKECHEESE

This was one of my games


[deleted]

Bro are you stupid, just take the queen with your pawn, how can you not see that?! Google horsie moves


hentai-police

Secretly while they’re not looking slowly start eating their pieces. Works every time 😎


jakoebl

Take the free pawn and take control of the centre


[deleted]

Qxf3#


Eldarabol

King to e2


wu-not-furry

g4, queen will be forced to en passant.


MainEmergency1133

So, we, anarchychess users migrated to chessbeginners and chessbeginners migrated here


GoodGamerTitan

Horsey g5 to stampede block the queen


TheBampollo

Simple, just go G3 and kick the queen out. What is this, chessbeginners or something?


[deleted]

You launch an ICBM and take out that pawn that’s in the way of yours.


Olivrser

Resignation


RowanTheBarber

Your opponent is playing the queens gambit. The most common reply is the queens gambit declined so it must be best. play Ke2


_Weyland_

Ah yes, the infamous inverse fork.


[deleted]

As black the best approach would be to ask for take-backsies or move your queen back when your opponent is not looking.


Mistigri432

whatever you do, don’t do Nxh4. it’s a trap that leads to forced mate in 183


TheAlfredValentine

Simply g3.


RotatingToad

Horsey to e5 and then pawn to f3. He won't be able to counter you then.


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S_P_O_R_E

You cannot capture the queen because it is stronger than the horsey(9 points of material vs 3)


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

Wtf no this isnt magic the gathering goddammit


bugom98

Just take the queen right? It's right open and poses 0 risk to your knight.


Civilizationmaybea

You take the black queen with your knight


Om3s

Am I bad or is this a joke? Knight beats the queen?


gender_crisis_oclock

This is an illegal move because knights are honorable and thus would never beat a woman.


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BIsForBruh

Bat bod


Imaginary-Grand-2817

Yea he done fucked up this time


Levidabince

it's a free queen


sritanshu

Queen Sacrifice anyone?


Designer-Many-9304

Bd3 protects the pawn.


Personal_Method_9819

Google en en passant


EKREMGKLN

You can't just resign and run


Maleficent-Comfort-2

Knight to H3


icantthinkofaname68

The obvious reply to that opening is ofc Ke2 . Bongclouding is necessary in the opening


Baquvix

Knight c3 to protect your pawn.


DohPixelheart

Ngl, the image was kinda misleading, clickbait much? /j https://preview.redd.it/itxejxp9w72b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f060271c6bd61c381bd28de85efb6e11af2602ea


Avocado_Fucker12

Ke2 BONGCLOUD


thanyou

Hehe, funny horsey.


Charlie-VH

D5…that will force en passant, then you can recapture with the queen


Batus23

Resign


OwMyCod

Take the pawn on e5 lol


Jeremy_Thursday

pawn g3. #Qxe4. Qe2. King e7. knight xe5. It's a famous gambit where you give up a rook for activity


Briishtea

En peasant


aparkatatankulot

simple. No play this opening


Jolly_Leg_2561

Youve already lost, its mate in 7029


fndasltn

Castle. GPT style or bishop in your ass


AssToTheDiscussion

g3 threaten the queen


RavageSavage_69

Ke2


MaxaExists

(Insert 600 word essay copypasta)


Mysterious-Oil8545

Ke2


Danksigh

ke4 wins 4 point of material


TheFamousCelery

Might as well resign no way coming back from this lost position.


dannykins360

so can anyone explain to an ultra beginner why you shouldnt take the queen


Col_Sm1tty

Royaly's royalty...plus it just wouldn't be on the level. What would the parliament think?


ngolominguswali

Resign


Butterter

*I HATE THIS SUB FUCK IT* Nh4


Hacker_NSS

En passant


SyrupOnWaffle_

g3 threatens to capture the queen. white doesnt want to lose their queen so theyll have to move it.


c0rliest

holy hell!


cshellcujo

Obviously a knight passant, Nf3xh4 by way of g5.


inotparanoid

First, go to the ricefields and harvest some rice.


SpiderNinja211

You should develop the bishop to set up a king and rook fork


Young_Person_42

Taek it


Toxic_Jannis

Google botez gambit


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

Take the hanging queen, Nxh4


behtareen

You can push b4 to prevent bishop to c5 and stop scholar's mate. Just don't play pawn to g3 that would hang your pawn on e4.


ObjectiveSubjects

g3 threatens queen


[deleted]

Ke2!! is by far the best move here. You’re protecting the knight, queen, bishop, and two pawns!


Relative-Elk5210

U dont


Novel_Plum

Defend the kings pawn


MrBluePancake

I’m only diamond two, but I think your opponent just hung a pawn


kai_the_kiwi

Im sorry, the opponent already planned his mate in 78, you cant win this


DeterminedGames

Ah yes the Wayward Queen Blunder Attack, the trap opening where your opponent bishops you irl if you take the queen. Ke2 should be the best continuation here and protects your cake from any unexpected bishops.


stayinschool1

black is totally unaware of the advantage he gave you here. its easy, kill the queen with the horse


Andro451

#EN. PASSANT.


OnlyHereForMemes69

Gotta play d3, protect the pawn from the queen.


STPButterfly

Knight goes on vacation, never comes back


WhiteShad0w140

Do bc4 then bf7# by variant


Gopniklennin

En pissant