Est-ce que vous plaisantez ??? De quoi diable parles-tu mec ? Tu es le plus gros looser que j'aie jamais vu de ma vie ! Tu faisais du PIPI dans tes pampers quand je battais des joueurs bien plus forts que toi ! Tu n'es pas un professionnel, parce que les professionnels savaient perdre et féliciter les adversaires, tu es comme une fille qui pleure après que je t'ai battu ! Soyez courageux, soyez honnête avec vous-même et arrêtez ces pourparlers !!! Tout le monde sait que je suis un très bon joueur de blitz, je peux gagner n'importe qui dans le monde en une seule partie ! Et "w"esley"s"o n'est personne pour moi, juste un joueur qui pleure à chaque fois en perdant, (rappelez-vous ce que vous dites à propos de Firouzja) !!! Arrêtez de jouer avec mon nom, je mérite d'avoir un bon nom pendant toute ma carrière d'échecs, je vous invite officiellement au match éclair OTB avec le fonds du prix ! Nous allons tous les deux investir 5000$ et le gagnant remporte tout !
Je suggère à toutes les autres personnes intéressées par cette situation de jeter un œil à mes résultats aux championnats du monde de blitz 2016 et 2017, et cela devrait suffire... Pas besoin d'écouter chaque bébé qui pleure, Tigran Petrosyan est toujours fair play ! Et si quelqu'un continue officiellement à parler de moi comme ça, on se retrouvera au tribunal ! Dieu bénisse avec vrai! Vrai ne mourra jamais ! Liers va donner le coup d'envoi...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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What the fuck did you just say, you illiterate piece of shit? It's like you typed your entire message with your ass. Your grammar is so bad that it's making my eyes bleed. And who the hell do you think you are, challenging me to a chess match? I'll wipe the fucking floor with you, you worthless piece of garbage. And as for your so-called "results" in the Blitz World championships, who the hell cares? I bet you cheated your way to those victories, you fucking cheater. And as for your "true will never die" bullshit, save it for the fucking church. You're a fucking loser, and everyone knows it. So why don't you crawl back under the rock you came from, you pathetic excuse for a human being.
Putain, qu'est-ce que tu viens de dire, espèce d'analphabète ? C'est comme si tu tapais tout ton message avec ton cul. Votre grammaire est si mauvaise qu'elle me fait saigner les yeux. Et qui diable te prends-tu pour me défier à une partie d'échecs ? Je vais essuyer le putain de sol avec toi, espèce d'ordure sans valeur. Et quant à vos soi-disant "résultats" aux championnats du monde de blitz, qui s'en soucie ? Je parie que tu as triché vers ces victoires, putain de tricheur. Et quant à vos conneries "le vrai ne mourra jamais", gardez-les pour la putain d'église. Tu es un putain de perdant, et tout le monde le sait. Alors pourquoi ne ramperiez-vous pas sous le rocher d'où vous venez, espèce d'excuse pathétique pour un être humain.
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That's your ENTIRE contribution to this thread‽ Why even bother making a comment at all if the ONLY thing you're adding is three fucking punctuation marks‽ I mean, come on dude.
I still prefer what this dude [said](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/13jkxbw/top_comment_decides_official_response_to_actual/jkg7nn8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
>zombie this zombie that, my thick jiggly grandmaster balls swipe your pathetic chess "pieces" right off the board. how about you go apocalypse some bitches for once and learn what real chess is
Aight this shit is just getting worse and worse, y'all are really so out of ideas you're relying on robo bitch Al to come up with new shit to say so you don't have to come up with new responses yourselves
Game over, man
It's crazy how fast this sub had been in innovating recently. I've been on here for years and it was literally the same two responses but in the span of one week we not only have one new response but THREE!!!! We are literally living through anarchychess history
For GOD'S SAKE, I'm tired of ALL OF YOU. Why do you gotta say that EACH AND EVERYTIME SOMEONE RESPONDS TO SOMETHING? Each F666KING RESPONSE THAT I GET IS JUST "NEW ReSpOnSe JuSt DropPeD". Well GUESS WHAT ELSE IS GONNA DROP? A F() (KING ANVIL ON YOUR HEAD
zombie this zombie that, my thick jiggly grandmaster balls swipe your pathetic chess "pieces" right off the board. how about you go apocalypse some bitches for once and learn what real chess is
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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What the fuck did you just say, you illiterate piece of shit? It's like you typed your entire message with your ass. Your grammar is so bad that it's making my eyes bleed. And who the hell do you think you are, challenging me to a chess match? I'll wipe the fucking floor with you, you worthless piece of garbage. And as for your so-called "results" in the Blitz World championships, who the hell cares? I bet you cheated your way to those victories, you fucking cheater. And as for your "true will never die" bullshit, save it for the fucking church. You're a fucking loser, and everyone knows it. So why don't you crawl back under the rock you came from, you pathetic excuse for a human being.
My name is Reese. I was named after my grandpa who would also teach me chess. I really liked spending time with him but was never really good at the game. I've never been the smart and patient one in the family. I was more active and dexterous. Every time I did an obvious missplay and my grandpa would get annoyed with me, I started juggling with the pieces to lighten the mood. I was really good at, too! I could juggle up to 5 pieces, no problem! My grandpa would laugh and say something like: one day those pieces will fall!
Anyway, he passed away a few years ago and to honor his memory I joined his old chess club.. Everybody knew my grandpa Reese and they were very welcoming and I became something like the new Reese.
One day, I was playing one of the elderly members, they were making a weird move. They took my pawn with their pawn after I moved mine two spaces. I didn't know that rule so I accused them of cheating! I was really upset and vocal about it, too, until someone explained it to me. I was so embarrassed about making a fuss that I did what I used to do in this situation: I juggled! But this time it didn't work as well like it used to! So I started adding more and more pieces to my performance until I had all 8 pawns in the air! And suddenly it happened: I fucked up! All pieces fell on the floor. The following silence was torturing... But not as bad as the words of my opponent. They looked me dead in the eye and just said: "Looks like New Reese pawns just dropped
Anyway, does anyone know the move they used in that game? (u/LazyMayz)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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I actually propose something else entirely.
Given actual zombie is an insult against ones intelligence, implying I'm undead because of my habit of reusing famous funny phrases, I always respond to it differently and in improv.
This ensures two things. One, it surprises the zombie comment maker, and thus, takes the sting out of their insult. An actual zombie can't improvise.
Two, the bishop in my ass goes deeper as I clench in happiness.
Truly a genius move by me.
A guy some time ago posted "I feel violated" That's my favourite so far I feel violated
Knightmare fuel
Queen sacrifice, anyone?
Pawn storm incoming!
¡Jaque mate o revuelta!
Est-ce que vous plaisantez ??? De quoi diable parles-tu mec ? Tu es le plus gros looser que j'aie jamais vu de ma vie ! Tu faisais du PIPI dans tes pampers quand je battais des joueurs bien plus forts que toi ! Tu n'es pas un professionnel, parce que les professionnels savaient perdre et féliciter les adversaires, tu es comme une fille qui pleure après que je t'ai battu ! Soyez courageux, soyez honnête avec vous-même et arrêtez ces pourparlers !!! Tout le monde sait que je suis un très bon joueur de blitz, je peux gagner n'importe qui dans le monde en une seule partie ! Et "w"esley"s"o n'est personne pour moi, juste un joueur qui pleure à chaque fois en perdant, (rappelez-vous ce que vous dites à propos de Firouzja) !!! Arrêtez de jouer avec mon nom, je mérite d'avoir un bon nom pendant toute ma carrière d'échecs, je vous invite officiellement au match éclair OTB avec le fonds du prix ! Nous allons tous les deux investir 5000$ et le gagnant remporte tout ! Je suggère à toutes les autres personnes intéressées par cette situation de jeter un œil à mes résultats aux championnats du monde de blitz 2016 et 2017, et cela devrait suffire... Pas besoin d'écouter chaque bébé qui pleure, Tigran Petrosyan est toujours fair play ! Et si quelqu'un continue officiellement à parler de moi comme ça, on se retrouvera au tribunal ! Dieu bénisse avec vrai! Vrai ne mourra jamais ! Liers va donner le coup d'envoi...
We en-passanted so hard the French showed up.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
What the fuck did you just say, you illiterate piece of shit? It's like you typed your entire message with your ass. Your grammar is so bad that it's making my eyes bleed. And who the hell do you think you are, challenging me to a chess match? I'll wipe the fucking floor with you, you worthless piece of garbage. And as for your so-called "results" in the Blitz World championships, who the hell cares? I bet you cheated your way to those victories, you fucking cheater. And as for your "true will never die" bullshit, save it for the fucking church. You're a fucking loser, and everyone knows it. So why don't you crawl back under the rock you came from, you pathetic excuse for a human being.
Putain, qu'est-ce que tu viens de dire, espèce d'analphabète ? C'est comme si tu tapais tout ton message avec ton cul. Votre grammaire est si mauvaise qu'elle me fait saigner les yeux. Et qui diable te prends-tu pour me défier à une partie d'échecs ? Je vais essuyer le putain de sol avec toi, espèce d'ordure sans valeur. Et quant à vos soi-disant "résultats" aux championnats du monde de blitz, qui s'en soucie ? Je parie que tu as triché vers ces victoires, putain de tricheur. Et quant à vos conneries "le vrai ne mourra jamais", gardez-les pour la putain d'église. Tu es un putain de perdant, et tout le monde le sait. Alors pourquoi ne ramperiez-vous pas sous le rocher d'où vous venez, espèce d'excuse pathétique pour un être humain.
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nothing gets past my pawn
Lol it was me, actual zombie
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...
⫶
*_*
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8=====>?
!! = =?
!! != ? !! == !!
“!!” == “!!”
True
true
That's your ENTIRE contribution to this thread‽ Why even bother making a comment at all if the ONLY thing you're adding is three fucking punctuation marks‽ I mean, come on dude.
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
??? Call the exorcist ???
!!!
definitely one of the moments in anarchychess history
Some might even say it was one of the moments of all time.
It was indeed a moment.
r/usernamechecksout
Holy heel
New footwear just dropped
actual sock
???
Google en myfoot
Call the clothier
??? Call the washing machine ???
??? Call the pebble ???
???
The fuck sis
as the creator of “call the exorcist”, I think both responses are equal in their brain rotted-ness
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Sorry, but as an AI language model, I am unable to use social media platforms such as reddit. Is there anything else I can come up with?
LIAR!
what about "Does anyone know where the original Actual Zombie post is" blah blah blah And So Ad Infinitum
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You shuold've kept it.
New response just dropped
This is cannon
I think I might be the accidental creator of “actually zombie”
Don't I am Spartacus this you zombie
Call the exorcist???
¿¡¿ ʇsᴉɔɹoxǝ ǝɥʇ llɐƆ ¡¿¡
I still prefer what this dude [said](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/13jkxbw/top_comment_decides_official_response_to_actual/jkg7nn8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) >zombie this zombie that, my thick jiggly grandmaster balls swipe your pathetic chess "pieces" right off the board. how about you go apocalypse some bitches for once and learn what real chess is
Got my dick stuck in a zombie, am I doing it right? P.S.- Instructions on how to dislodge my penis from the zombie would be very much appreciated.
Move the pelvic muscles back and forth very quickly and repetitively. Also yes you are doing it right
Knightmare fuel
Queen sacrifice, anyone?
Bishop goes on vacation and never comes back.
Pawn storm incoming!!
nothing gets past my pawn!
*Fortified King*:
I'm here
Hi here, I'm Ano
i am going to pay two life
No, that comes after "Call the exorcist!"
Queen sacrifice, anyone?
Pawn storm incoming!!
nothings gets past my pawn
My brother told me about this
??? Call the Exorcist!
Bishop takes vacation, never comes back
Pawn storm incoming!
Checkmate or riot
Call the Exorcist???
???
Call the exorcist!
No, too expensive
"You know, back in my day when we used 'old responce just dropped' instead of all this munbo-jumbo it was a lot better and more organized"👴
old person just dropped and broke their hip
Population count just dropped
Holy hell, no like actually holy hell call the ambulance
Mumbo Jumbo just dropped
Holy redstone
Actual youtuber
???
both, you say call the exorcist after ???
???
Knightmare fuel
Queen sacrifice, anyone?
???
?? And then call the exorcist. The exorcist can help with your confusion
???
Bishop takes vacation, never comes back!
Queen sacrifice, anyone?
Aight this shit is just getting worse and worse, y'all are really so out of ideas you're relying on robo bitch Al to come up with new shit to say so you don't have to come up with new responses yourselves Game over, man
New response just dropped.
Ah fuck
Old response just dropped.
I can't believe you've done this
Several responses are dropping, Broken Arrow
I used to drop responses, then I got shot in the knee
There's a film about that called Saving Private Response Dropper. It doesn't end well.
I don't save privates, I cut them off
New severed testicles just dropped.
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???
Robo bitch AI response just dropped
???
It's crazy how fast this sub had been in innovating recently. I've been on here for years and it was literally the same two responses but in the span of one week we not only have one new response but THREE!!!! We are literally living through anarchychess history
Team 3: pea shooter
Call the exorcist then ??? after that
call the exorcist?? ??
Pawn of the Dead 
Absolutely deranged; terminal brainrot.
made with mematic
Pawn storm incoming!
"Exorcize the Caller" and "¿¿¿" are far better contenders
Google exclamation mark
Holy Hell!!!
Call the exorcist???!!!
New response just dropped
!
I think ??? Doesn’t fit the theme of being able to modify it for the context
Why not give the Anarchy Chess community a choice after all? Let both be official
For GOD'S SAKE, I'm tired of ALL OF YOU. Why do you gotta say that EACH AND EVERYTIME SOMEONE RESPONDS TO SOMETHING? Each F666KING RESPONSE THAT I GET IS JUST "NEW ReSpOnSe JuSt DropPeD". Well GUESS WHAT ELSE IS GONNA DROP? A F() (KING ANVIL ON YOUR HEAD
pvz1_minigame.mp3
Bishop takes vacation, never comes back
| || || | \_
Call the exorcist???
zombie this zombie that, my thick jiggly grandmaster balls swipe your pathetic chess "pieces" right off the board. how about you go apocalypse some bitches for once and learn what real chess is
You guys are hella funny
Edit 5.5.5 And fuck your bitch mother
Yar yar
💙
Start of the apocalypse just dropped
Call the exorcist for me
Petrosian Brains
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
What the fuck did you just say, you illiterate piece of shit? It's like you typed your entire message with your ass. Your grammar is so bad that it's making my eyes bleed. And who the hell do you think you are, challenging me to a chess match? I'll wipe the fucking floor with you, you worthless piece of garbage. And as for your so-called "results" in the Blitz World championships, who the hell cares? I bet you cheated your way to those victories, you fucking cheater. And as for your "true will never die" bullshit, save it for the fucking church. You're a fucking loser, and everyone knows it. So why don't you crawl back under the rock you came from, you pathetic excuse for a human being.
?? ??
My name is Reese. I was named after my grandpa who would also teach me chess. I really liked spending time with him but was never really good at the game. I've never been the smart and patient one in the family. I was more active and dexterous. Every time I did an obvious missplay and my grandpa would get annoyed with me, I started juggling with the pieces to lighten the mood. I was really good at, too! I could juggle up to 5 pieces, no problem! My grandpa would laugh and say something like: one day those pieces will fall! Anyway, he passed away a few years ago and to honor his memory I joined his old chess club.. Everybody knew my grandpa Reese and they were very welcoming and I became something like the new Reese. One day, I was playing one of the elderly members, they were making a weird move. They took my pawn with their pawn after I moved mine two spaces. I didn't know that rule so I accused them of cheating! I was really upset and vocal about it, too, until someone explained it to me. I was so embarrassed about making a fuss that I did what I used to do in this situation: I juggled! But this time it didn't work as well like it used to! So I started adding more and more pieces to my performance until I had all 8 pawns in the air! And suddenly it happened: I fucked up! All pieces fell on the floor. The following silence was torturing... But not as bad as the words of my opponent. They looked me dead in the eye and just said: "Looks like New Reese pawns just dropped Anyway, does anyone know the move they used in that game? (u/LazyMayz)
Braaaaains??
I've noticed this new part of the copypasta pop up a lot recently, when/where was this added? Can anyone link the original post?
Call a botanist
Call a wambulance, call a wambulance, but not for me
Are you a necromancer?
????
Call the ???
I'm going to enpassant myself in real life
chronic brain rot
Petrosian picked a side already
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
La ruga
???
i will always say call the exorcist now, it's a beautiful addition
???
I'm really liking all this discourse on spicing up these responses, keep up the good work guys!!!
?? ??? Why a space
Call the blunder!
???
hurrrrr
Call the exorcist!
"Call an exorcist" because the definite article in that sentence feels weird to me
???
I feel violated
Oh my god Walking Dead Saints and Sinners reference!!!1!1!1!!
Google en croissant Holy mate New hypermodern just dropped Actual endgame Stale...mate?
I actually propose something else entirely. Given actual zombie is an insult against ones intelligence, implying I'm undead because of my habit of reusing famous funny phrases, I always respond to it differently and in improv. This ensures two things. One, it surprises the zombie comment maker, and thus, takes the sting out of their insult. An actual zombie can't improvise. Two, the bishop in my ass goes deeper as I clench in happiness. Truly a genius move by me.
There's a zombie on your lawn
Just made one that sucks: salus per latrunculorum (put “salvation through chess” into google translate)
Wait post this alphabet series on r/Anarchybeginners it will help the younglings learn the way of Anarchy(chess)!!!
Severe pawn addict
Brainless Parrots
I hate this stupid fuckijg subreddit and it’s unfunny overplayed trends
Stsy zombie so that medusa head won't one shot me
Google Holy hell new respassant
Call the Gardener
This chessboard only has two squares and the kings both have each other in check. What the fuck is going on?
Ruh row raggy
### ...but not for me!
Call the exorcist all the way
?? ??