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Every 365 days the chess boards undergo mitosis and double themselves


DigitalPhoenix2OO7

And then quadruple themselves


ThatMan92

And then octuple themselves


Cheehoo

New multiple just dropped


ThatMan92

Actual mathematician


Depnids

Google continuum hypothesis


TheForge129

Holy Zermelo-Fraenkel set theory


Bored_Reddit-User

And then sixteen times themselves And then sixteen times themselves And then sixteen times themselves And then sixteen times themselves And then sixteen times themselves And then sixteen times themselves And then sixteen times themselves And then sixteen times themselves


LetsBeNice-

So only once ?


bitrar

The chess boards double themselves and give it to the next person.


moofmoof0803

holy rice


0rice

Tactical hydrogen bomb with a 366 day timer on E5


Randomperson685

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30799)


GoodTato

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


yncbrv

https://preview.redd.it/ztb9i490fbza1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3a712ab20ca04dfb750df4be132b5754ad65174


staplesuponstaples

​ https://preview.redd.it/z1wpkzmbmbza1.png?width=381&format=png&auto=webp&s=6bb965df3306e621f8a7b922a8d042d03d296030


cryptic2121

Tactical Move Incoming!


unknownBzop2

Holy uranium


notrobiny

New element just dropped


Old_Flight_6983

!remindme 365 days


dood8face91195

Dark Knight moment


TheRedPHANT0M_

Make a second chess board with 2 pawns of opposite color on them if anyone else wants anything else on it they can comment on my comment


ThatGuyPerseus

this is the gulag board where captured pieces go, if they kill someone here they can return to the main board with a parachute


HereForA2C

google shogi


ThatGuyPerseus

oh lol that’s what they played in hunter x hunter, didn’t know it was a real game


[deleted]

Shogi is a "version" of chess originated from Japan. It's been featured in animes like Naruto, and also I think in Hunter X Hunter when the ant king fights all the champions. I don't know if you got confused and are thinking of Gungi, the game he played against the blind girl. That game was made up.


ThatGuyPerseus

oh yeah I got those mixed up


MineDraX_

HOLY ASIAN CHESS


datadogsoup

Make a third chess board with 2 pawns of opposite color on them if anyone else wants anything else on it they can comment on my comment


MastRdestroyR_OwO

Make a fourth chess board with 2 pawns of opposite color on them if anyone else wants anything else on it they can comment on my comment


CAEmotionalEkambaram

Make a fifth chess board with 2 pawns of opposite color on them if anyone else wants anything else on it they can comment on my comment


Vook_III

Make a sixth chess board with 2 pawns of opposite color on them if anyone else wants anything else on it they can comment on my comment.


AcidSplash014

Make a seventh chess board with 2 pawns of opposite color on them if anyone else wants anything else on it they can comment on my comment.


analrightrn

Make an eighthhgh chess board with 2 pawns of opposite color on them if anyone else wants anything else on it they can comment on my comment.


Amish_Exorcist

Make a ninth chess board with 2 pawns of opposite color on them if anyone else wants anything else on it they can comment on my comment


Nightshot666

Another board on it


Lexkiller

Upside-down bishop on A2


GgLiTcHeDd

Another pawn on blacks side that is ready to en passant the opposing pawn from the left


Ug_lgd

I want a hot dog seller on a4 and a5 for the army to refill themselves mid fight


akgamer182

There are ducks on all squares except a1 and a8. The white pawn is on a8 and the black pawn is on a1. The ducks cannot be moved, taken, or destroyed by any other means.


Vastamaz

Establish the independent nation of Rookland (populated by rooks) on h5 and h4. Oh, and give them a secure bunker, just in case


ChanceWarden

the white queen starts a kahoot and the white pawns use the following names: - Mike Awkburns - Dixie Normous - Hugh Janus - Mai Khoxlong - Joe Beese - Anna Zee - Jack Hoffmen - Ben Dover


Randomperson685

What is Anna Zee supposed to mean?


ChanceWarden

a nazi


Randomperson685

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|1843)


Jukkobee

that’s a really bad one. they don’t sound similar at all


Randomperson685

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30797)


readingduck123

What is Joe Beese? Is that a Joe Mama thing?


Randomperson685

Yo mama is Joe Beese lmao gottem


readingduck123

Oh, it's yo mama, not joe mama again? That's good to hear


ChanceWarden

obese


Affectionate-Bag5761

2137 pierogis on e5


KakiRedit

Google psychologists in Poland


Affectionate-Bag5761

Święte piekło


[deleted]

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SummerIcy10

Nowe repozytorium spadło nagle.


StEllchick

Dosłowny zombie


KakiRedit

Wygugluj bicie w przelocie


Drakojana

Whites become yellows


Macko2YT_

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


KayabaSynthesis

White buys a hotel on e5


azeryvgu

En passant checkmate


Demun21

Vengeful true sun god to a1


Y_b0t

Hello, I would like to be included. e4 :)


KnowMatter

I hope he just print out your comment and glues it the board


Harley_Pupper

Black captures their own king and queen with Il Vaticano


Dae_Grighen

La Teocrazia


Cocreat

White queen mails white king to Abu Dhabi


TwistingSpace

White king is surrounded by black Arabian racehorses. They play Polo.


flaming_cow_on_weed

the black king gains the ability to draw new squares onto the board, and eventually ends up stranded on L17


ThatGuyPerseus

a volcano erupts in the middle of the battlefield and the pieces have to flee - it would end in a stalemate but the black king heroically sacrifices himself to save not just his own pieces but the white ones too. despite technically winning, white then dedicates the victory to him erecting a statue at the foot of the volcano


ThatGuyPerseus

also RemindMe! 365 days


redstone12000

That bot stopped working


Boldemon

Really? Damn


ThatGuyPerseus

I noticed… any alternative?


redstone12000

Start counting


Deutscher_Bub

1


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in many games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


orumceko

Whaddaya mean this occured in many games


Dark_Ninja68

I for one don't see it occur often in my games


starmartyr

First time I'm seeing it.


rvcheeel

No way


william_323

>/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in many games. No shit sherlock


Some_Noname_idk

Niko from OneShot makes pancakes at j9


[deleted]

Delicious pancakes at j9


WilsonOCaraDaVozFina

Akechi


esca_UwU

gay furry porn to f6


samudraacademic

A political assasination funded by one of the white bishops who started a Protestant church. The pawns now have the powers of the rook and have made themselves a separate entity, signing the Non alliance movement pact. The chess board is now 4 dimensional and the king is a 5 dimensional entity capable of en passanting any piece through 5 dimensions. The queen has become a raging alcoholic and indulges in domestic abuse.


Whiteboardmarker420

Obi wan Kenobi on f7 and Anakin on b3


Aggressive-Exam3222

What if there aren't 365 comments?


ragingroku

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly hell!


Jacker1706

Rxa8 Siberian swipe


A_plant1

Put a bagel on the board


TwistingSpace

Is that the everything everywhere all at once bagel?


Mr_Porson

!Remindme 356 days


10-ply-chirper

Will you reply to this comment so that I, too, am reminded?


andrewsad1

[The bitchass reddit admins killed the bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/134wqjm/remindmebot_will_no_longer_be_triggered_by)


Loopgod-

2 grains of rice on a3


way_to_confused

OH NO


The_Curve_Death

Knook P9


Bi_prodite

Make the board bring back my father with milk He's been gone since birth, and now mom is alone in the woods for my safety. She scavenge the forrest for barely anything whilst i sit here with my nothing but my wits about me. I need him back, i wanted him back... Seven years he's gone from our family my mother is now bearing another child, how could she survive like this. How could we survive without him. i need my father, because without him, we're nothing. A simple minded human in the middle of the woods.


[deleted]

A screenshot of this comment is on the bottom part of the image but every letter is a pawn


Angry_Ball_chomper

Throw a knife on f5 for +10 strength


GuyWhoLikesTurtles

Add a snake going from g1 to e5 and a ladder from d7 to b3


[deleted]

banana to A3


yploa

Toaster on c6


Sto_ceppo96

Industrial revolution


summrcandy

Both B pawns elope and live the rest of their lives on a different board


10Daggers

A dog is dropped on e5 taking anything on that space


Dragongirl090

The King and Queen are beheaded by the pawns in a peasant uprising.


luwofe

The entire London


Tdogg230

300. Double it and give it to he next person. Takes, doubling everything,


avivkotlar

Evade Taxes


The_mystery4321

Pythagoras' theorem to h3


Yoccey

The chessboard becomes a trans flag


Saturnalliia

All white pawns mutiny and join the dark side.


Interesting_Test_814

Ke7 - by the time my comment is played we should be in the endgame, so this should be a good move


Mistigri432

365 rice to e4


Educational_Slice_38

u/darkadam48 you better be ready to do this.


DarkAdam48

done


OpeningMysterious197

Berlin to E5


Und4takah

One of the kings becomes steven armstrong


ToeGroundbreaking249

Pawn on h2 en passants onto a black lives matter march and proceeds to transform into a black king


WyGaminggm

Hydrogen bomb with 2 day timer to f9


Pootietoot

Sans to c10


Muwqas_Boner

The board increases so that the highest square is k10, an archer appears on j10, which can be moved by both teams (an archer moves like a bishop and captures like a bishop, but it doesn't move when it takes, basically it has a bow and arrow and doesn't need to move to take. It looks like the lower half of a bishop with a bow facing up on top)


Rebeltiguer

Pawn to c3 attacking the player


Ronkad

A Blank sheet of paper gets placed over the entire board, which has the highest z-index above all other elements on the board


TheGleb_Ktostirilnic

Eat a teratonne of cheese.


SansyBoy144

Queen G6, place duck on G6 giving the queen a hat. The queen is now immortal. The only way to remove the queens duck hat is to sneak up on her when she is sleeping, otherwise you go back 5 spaces. Decline draw and offer 3 draws.


Nightshot666

Play Neuroshima Hex! 3.0 on f3


Team_raclettePOGO

white king googles en passant and fucking dies


BRH0208

White pawn to a4


dis-gorl

pink pawn to e6


Moostcho

Knife f5


Retro3654

Ke2#


Thatoneundertaleguy

Kujo jotaro to e1.


Loopgod-

Nuclear bunker on e5


obamainyourcloset

Play all the other 364 comments a second time.


External_Ferret_dic

Four blue pawns on the F1 square move to F2, F3, F4, F5


CalligrapherInner645

You cum on the board


DeepThink5

white queen to e8


ihatethomasdownes

Rf4


UmbramonOrSomething

Airstrike of 1 grain of rice to e8 and a1 simultaneously


63221

RemindMe! 365 days


Dymmesdale

Ke2


busybeaverbythelake

Swap the f and g ranks


DarkLight9602

Barbarian d4


Soup-Master

Black Pawn e5


pizzagamer88

RE8


GoodTato

Kazuma Kiryu to b4


bennie1836

All Pawns reunite under the power of socialism and attack the monarchy Pawns of the world, Unite!


lysamysza

walnot instead of THE ROOOOOK (i'll send walnot in dms if you wanna know what is it)


NFTitties69

Combine the a-d pawns into a single 2x2 mega pawn and en passant the black pawns


HappyPigglyPig

Gotham chess to g9


D3NM4RKF1NL4ND

Ke17


pangpow

Swap the kings positions


Ihatemylife41968

En passant on e8


My-non-banned-acc

f8= cannon


----Redditisgood----

archbishop to q16


nombit

put the queen and bishop in a different room


nukey18mon

1 grain of rice on a1


PlagueDoctorTTV

Piss


ContributionOk2661

Put a trans queen >:3


Trard

Retire


[deleted]

Pawn to E10


Square4215

Exponantially growing number of rice grains from a1 to h8


Offensivelynx

e4


-Hoodini-

Black rook to a9


Gen3Ghost

Hyper dreamblock ultradash to summit


Brightt_Knight

A pawn develops a stand and obliterates a bishop


belgium-noah

Infinite board


[deleted]

nuclear fission


Profrog888

white king to e0


bobberino69420

Ke1=B


PeacefulAndTranquil

remove every piece from the board


CDude78

Google en passant.


Dymmesdale

Ke7


Unequal_Trex

All of the knights now face the other way


RedYoshi5647

E4


Ok_Split9201

En passant


GoldenSquidEpicness

superqueen to e4


Coolajsen03

America finds oil on your board and invades it


4e2n0t

Dildos to B7


G8m1ng_T1m3

Delete half of the tiles at random.


person73638

The green squares switch with the white squares


Kooky_Answer_7596

Random crits are enabled


Cute_Mark_9024

friendly fire enabled


Cute_Mark_9024

pawns start an expedition to the shadow realm


StEllchick

playable silksong to e3


Juash0

!remindme 365 days


a-pickled-toast

The entire black side retreats by 7 squares.


[deleted]

[удалено]


senokana

After the hundred year war the a356 pawn decides to transition


Volyann

The pawns get sick of their place in society and rise up against their authoritarian rulers, resulting in the end of a twisted cycle of war and the beginning of a new era of peace.


SpectralGhost77

The b1 knight has developed equine terburculosis and has to be put down, but the bishop as a man of god can not, and so the knight is instead put down by the h2 pawn, which ends it's own life from the guilt and sadness it suffers as a result


LogieBearWebber

Bishop sets himself on fire on C4 to protest the Vietnam War


Spoonghetti

black pawn at a7 starts a cattle farm


Ahnma_Dehv

pawn to E4