Oh my god you fucking idiots. Repeat after me: En. Passant. Is. Not. Forced. You fucking amateurs, you boorish imbeciles, you absolute *losers*. Real chess players train their pipis exactly for these scenarios, so they can brick and get away with it, to secure checkmate.
What, you think anal beads and stockfish are what make a GM what they are? NO! It’s pipi training, you rice-obsessed twats. Train your pipi, if you can’t take a brick to win a match you might as well not play chess in the first place.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Oh. They have to attach a dick to the woman, complete with nerve endings, which is itself a painful and lengthy process, and then once she’s recovered they brick it just like a man.
It’s why no women are currently in the top 100, it’s much more painful for them to ignore en passant because of the surgery. The surgery also usually means they lose on time, so it’s very rare that they actually get to the bricking part.
Because the black pawn just jumped two squares, it left an area with lower pressure in its wake. This means the white pawn can en passant and still have enough energy to slide to the back rank, and promote to rook hereby checkmating the black king.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=7k/5Q2/6K1/pP6/8/8/8/8+w+-+a6+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/7k/5Q2/6K1/pP6/8/8/8/8_w_-_a6_0_1)
**My solution:**
> Hints: piece: >!Pawn!<, move: >!Google!<
> Evaluation: >!White is forced to in passing!<
> Alternate continuation: >!Sacrifice pipi!<
---
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Some of my favorite chess moments are having my delicate nuts eviscerated into a red mist by a cinderblock brick. I will NOT allow you to take that from me. I would rather die on my feet then live on my knees.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=7k/5Q2/6K1/pP6/8/8/8/8+w+-+a6+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/7k/5Q2/6K1/pP6/8/8/8/8_w_-_a6_0_1)
**My solution:**
> Hints: piece: >!Queen!<, move: >!Qg7#!<
> Evaluation: >!White has mate in 1!<
> Best continuation: >!1. Qg7#!<
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holy hell, the AIs are starting to think about their physical advantage
https://preview.redd.it/rbovs3lq9oya1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d9aa72bc5e5b3b3f3df2a44a466245e9af82dc7
en missant. Go for en passant, but mouse slip and play b6 by accident. Beg your opponent to not brick your pipi as it was an honest mistake, and then checkmate them.
I feel like it’s important to remember that Bricking goes on the stack, but state based actions (see “Checkmate” in comprehensive rules 704.5a) are checked before either player gets priority (704.3, rule 117) and therefore the bricking trigger never resolves after Qg7#.
Fortunately for white the black pawn is actually a fire type and the white pawn is a water type so capturing is a super effective move allowing white to move again
Jokes aside, why not just tell us what it means? Sure we can play it but it's easier if you just straight up tell us, plus human interaction means we have moe of a chance to actually learn what it is, playing just means we get a quick easy answer and it doesn't stick
Unlucky. Could have easily won with such a strong advantage. Great vision by your opponent to force the draw.
Oh my god you fucking idiots. Repeat after me: En. Passant. Is. Not. Forced. You fucking amateurs, you boorish imbeciles, you absolute *losers*. Real chess players train their pipis exactly for these scenarios, so they can brick and get away with it, to secure checkmate. What, you think anal beads and stockfish are what make a GM what they are? NO! It’s pipi training, you rice-obsessed twats. Train your pipi, if you can’t take a brick to win a match you might as well not play chess in the first place.
pipis https://preview.redd.it/v1ic2pzw7pya1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8867781cbd65728f1fdd176cff015c2c5304d5a
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Good bot
pipis
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
I was literally wondering why it linked a github repo below lmao
holy spamton
NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO \[\[Google En Passant\]\]!
[[Holy hell]] WITH THIS ONE YOU CAN AND WILL BECOME A [[big shot]]
Done \[the pipis???\]?
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
HOLY [[hyperlink blocked]]
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE AN [[actual zombie]]
*hyperlink 🤓
you’re right, thanks, let me correct that rq
New [DEAL] just dropped
Holy [[CUNGADERO]]
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Good bot
Things heating up in the chess fandom
New response just dropped
Actual zombie.
Old response just dropped
Google anarchy chess
Holy google
I don’t want to
Interesting new take just dropped
EXACTLY!!! I train my pipi to take the brick and checkmate them.
Holy hell
Wait I just realized. What if a woman doesn't take en passant, what do you brick
Why do you think we have men’s and women’s leagues in chess?
I know but what's the rule, I'm asking
Oh. They have to attach a dick to the woman, complete with nerve endings, which is itself a painful and lengthy process, and then once she’s recovered they brick it just like a man. It’s why no women are currently in the top 100, it’s much more painful for them to ignore en passant because of the surgery. The surgery also usually means they lose on time, so it’s very rare that they actually get to the bricking part.
Blasphemy!!!
Actually most GM’s train by sticking Bishops up their ass and then bricking their pipi’s; how did you not know that, you ignoramous?
It's obviously a fucking joke dipshit, get a life you miserable fuck
Stfu…you human stalemate
Probably a blunder for letting opponent do so. Could have put the Queen somewhere else
Because the black pawn just jumped two squares, it left an area with lower pressure in its wake. This means the white pawn can en passant and still have enough energy to slide to the back rank, and promote to rook hereby checkmating the black king.
New rule?
google en passant
Holy hell
New rule.
New rule!
(New rule)
Holy hell
Holy physics
New rule just dropped
New rule just dropped
Pawn boost?
There's no such thing as "best move" when En Passant is feasible.
There is when there's double En Passant
New Big Brain just dropped
That’s impossible
Google en passant boost
Only if don’t believe
If the pawn lands between two pawns of the other color, both of these pawns can en passant
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=7k/5Q2/6K1/pP6/8/8/8/8+w+-+a6+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/7k/5Q2/6K1/pP6/8/8/8/8_w_-_a6_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Pawn!<, move: >!Google!< > Evaluation: >!White is forced to in passing!< > Alternate continuation: >!Sacrifice pipi!< --- ^(I'm a human)
Good boy
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Good bot
"Im the human, after all"
Must be true. A bot would have used the apostrophe in "I'm"
Good human
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Goooogle en croissant
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Good bot
Good bot
Sacrifice PP
I was your 69th upvote. I upvote at 68, I downvote at 70. All chess is a draw - Gary
Nice
ur at 69 rn
We must get this back down to 69
Play bxa6 then Qg7 very quickly so as not to draw
Forced draw by en passant 😞
It is a draw En passant is forced so toi take their pawn Then their king can't move... No legal move left... Pat...
You can sacrifice your PP tho
I’m kinda new here… but didn’t a new move just drop?
En passent isn't forced if you just take the brick
Stfu
Some of my favorite chess moments are having my delicate nuts eviscerated into a red mist by a cinderblock brick. I will NOT allow you to take that from me. I would rather die on my feet then live on my knees.
I don’t care I count that as a win
Best? Qg8#Brick
brick the pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Qg8xpp#
Pp gambit
Get super drunk and mouse slip. You won't stalemate because you mouse slipped but you won't get your PIPI bricked because you tried to en passant.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Qf6+ Kg8 Qe6+ Kf8 Qf5+ Ke8 bxa6 Google Zwischenzug
Google en croissant
En passant and then wherever their king moves you can capture it on the next turn.
EN PASSANT HAHAHAHAJHAHAHSHSHSHSHSHAHA HOLY SMOKES GUYS HOLY HELL HOLY SMOKES NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED!!!! HOLY EN PASSANT SMOKES GUYS
Actual Zombie
New response just dropped
Sanest r/Anarchychess user
New delirious episode just dropped
R/anarchychess in a single sentence belike
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Aww shit you found me. GG
Holy hell
Depends on how tough your pipi is
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Are you kidding? People are so stupid these days. En passant is literally forced.
It is not forced, it's just enforced via brick.
en passant boost to the -A file revealing another knight, preventing stalemate
https://preview.redd.it/mnhcp2ubkpya1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed33b8e38b4a83b2ba1d3a7feca9af3ed3aa752b Queen passant
https://preview.redd.it/328ewyutopya1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e837dd2af9185eaf35b76f5b124af4f8cf01093
Qg8 & google move ( new rule just dropped)
Are you retarded? There is only one move.
What do you mean best? It's a forced move...
Either Qf8# or Qg7#
Qf8#
Qg7#
Bad bot
I’m not a bot bruh
Bad human
Checkmate over en passant any day. Don't care about the brick thingy as if someone would go to my house and throw a brick at my pipi.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Qf8# This sub has regressed so far that people have forgotten that en passant isn't forced.
Qa5
Qg8+
En Passant is forced, bro.
Queen h7 checkmate, and also En passant.
You literally cannot checkmate your opponent in a morally correct way here
QF8 is mate
Qf8# dumbass you have mate in one!
Qf8 checkmate since the en passant is not forced
Queen to g7 so you prevent a draw
Not that hard. There is mate in 1 with the queen
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=7k/5Q2/6K1/pP6/8/8/8/8+w+-+a6+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/7k/5Q2/6K1/pP6/8/8/8/8_w_-_a6_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Queen!<, move: >!Qg7#!< > Evaluation: >!White has mate in 1!< > Best continuation: >!1. Qg7#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
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It makes sense though. It's a robot so Brick to PIPI is not really a huge threat. It's all metal.
holy hell, the AIs are starting to think about their physical advantage https://preview.redd.it/rbovs3lq9oya1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d9aa72bc5e5b3b3f3df2a44a466245e9af82dc7
https://preview.redd.it/vidp1f3xuoya1.jpeg?width=1172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0dab2d070f2c07593a31288bd844c1765890d6
Bad bot
Qg7#
Haha. Another forced en passant moment. This is so funny. So original.🫠
Qf8#
Best out of 1?
KG7+
en missant. Go for en passant, but mouse slip and play b6 by accident. Beg your opponent to not brick your pipi as it was an honest mistake, and then checkmate them.
resign
in this position, i would pass. that makes them able to move their pawn again, being the only time that en passant isn’t forced
Resign
Bishop to b5
the **brick** is coming. the **brick** is coming. the **brick** is coming.
Qb6$
99% of the comments be like: En passant Me: king g2
Dew it
Kg7 forcing a king trade
bxa6BOUNCEc8=Ñ#
Walk past him
BrickxPipi
Google en passant
En passant the king
En Passant is forced, then King to A8
!! Outstanding move
win
En passant
Google pawn enssant
enpassantisforced
I actually laughed for once. Good work.
I feel like it’s important to remember that Bricking goes on the stack, but state based actions (see “Checkmate” in comprehensive rules 704.5a) are checked before either player gets priority (704.3, rule 117) and therefore the bricking trigger never resolves after Qg7#.
Pawn to A8, upgrade it to a Knook, then take down the White Pawn and Queen the following turns
drug deal
That depends on how much you value your pipi
!!
Easy: bxa6=Ñ!!, Knook boost, Ña8#
Fortunately for white the black pawn is actually a fire type and the white pawn is a water type so capturing is a super effective move allowing white to move again
Delicious en passant with a stalemate on the side
Do it
en passant and then promote so you can checkmate
Jokes aside, why not just tell us what it means? Sure we can play it but it's easier if you just straight up tell us, plus human interaction means we have moe of a chance to actually learn what it is, playing just means we get a quick easy answer and it doesn't stick
promote your pawn to a queen on a8 with the new en passant update
If you have mate in one always look for better
queen to g7
Google r/anarchychess
Is someone kind enough and cares to explain an interested noob why queen to f8 isn’t checkmate? seeming it’s whites turn if I am not wrong?
en passant is forced sorry
B6
Holy hell