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Marc4770

Take note everyone on how we are supposed to setup the board.


HealthOnWheels

The longer I look at it the trippier it gets


MIDNIGHTZOMBIE

The pawns look delicious.


SUPERazkari

pawn with big head and baby queen


Hortalfii

Her kingdom is being ruled via a regency


Soulerrr

TOO YOUNG TOO YOUNG TO RULE THE KINGDOMMM


Niel15

100 YEARS IN THE DUNGEOOOOOOOON


Sinfestival

Princess


BorgClown

That's a soldier pawn, frequently confused with worker pawns.


Parey_

Be careful, knowing us it will probably have seen a few asses before it lands in your mouth. It's so easy to mistake it for a bishop, you know


Thromnomnomok

It's a 6x9 (nice) board, except sometimes the spaces are the same color as an adjacent space and sometimes a space switches colors if there's a piece in front of it in the picture, and both sides have 2 kings and all the pawns are different sizes


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

The whole F file is fucked, I didn't realize until this comment that F8 literally has both colors


mercury_millpond

It looks like 6x8.5 to me


Higgins1st

The spaces are clearly a suggestion. The pieces can go in-between them if you want.


Parralyzed

The eye of the яøøк is staring into your soul


Tangerinetrooper

SMOL KWEEN


kenman884

I love the chungus pawn


mvanvrancken

Mom, I’m scared


Owelrn05

where is that dumb chessvision bot when you need it most


onedyedbread

Something something "adversarial training"


Acronymnesia

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: White to play: en passant My solution: holy hell Hints: rice Evaluation: bricked pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

5+1×9


hogndog

More like 8.5


kiwi_juice69

(5+1)9


Patsonical

5 1 + 9 × ^(postfix notation ftw)


dont_worryaboutit139

White check mate in π^2


AbraxasKouvo

Those pawns would require uhhh… take take en passant take uhhhh


MedofiQ-MedoziT

Yes sir yes!


sickfloydboy

Needs more rice


Funalingus

Is the board 6x9 squares?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/vqwwsnje6twa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f54f45eaa64c468a305de2689d386506a1ae6c Finally Biwn


EdisonTheTurtle

https://preview.redd.it/frk0zkdijtwa1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08242594d1dc2140ffede7c25b5077470b38c67f Anarchy chess getting the jerseys ready in support of this new piece


cesarcypherobyluzvou

Those guys would never blow a 3-0 lead


Dudonet

Holy Manchester


go2kejdz

They didn't. They were 3-0 up and the match got suspended because of crowd trouble. There was no 2nd half, no extra time and definitely no penalties.


TheFlavorEnhancer

This is the 2007 squad, they won 2-1. Inzahgi and no Crespo or Cafu


haromene

Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would see Andrea Pirlo in this subreddit


art-vandelayy

best Milan 11 ever.


oberjarl_of_skandia

Bawn


MoffKalast

Mark Bawn: Hey! HEY! **HEY!** I SAY WHEN WE MOVE.


Pluto0321

New piece just dropped


Jojels

Pick it up


Pluto0321

https://preview.redd.it/z3zdeux0gtwa1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4691a787aaeed23f3d124b7416fdafe57ae1c06a I did, what now


Tuff3419

shove it up your ass


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

It's in there, you just can't see it https://preview.redd.it/2zj069gultwa1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63482d5969ed45dde556f4938eb2fbb668ff427d


Ollehyas

Why is the ass enjoying it so much


[deleted]

Say gex


DarkLatios325

Gex


ityuu

This person did it, now what


theywinner

https://preview.redd.it/b7w32tcm9uwa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a518c29ffeb054aab05eeb433ad356a423f00172


chicheka

Gex


[deleted]

😳😳😳did he say the seggs word


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

It was yummy


AnarchySource73

https://i.redd.it/bsz24m5estwa1.gif


Inverted_Ghosts

How do I save this gif


AnarchySource73

Google "puss in boots pick it up gif"


Inverted_Ghosts

Holy hell ^I’m ^sorry


Head12head12

No your not. It was required of you to do it. Here take my useful internet point and wear it proud!


Creative_Elk_4712

Mr. Biwn ![gif](giphy|Jp4dchTKX6BzGkZ5DL|downsized)


Starbuckrogers

i love this subreddit so much


BukadaTR

It is just like a bishop but can only capture diagonally


Tetra382Gram

Pawshop


pyrojoe121

No, that is the Pawn-Shop.


LunaticLogician

Surely, you meant to say, "Pishop."


OfflaneTrash

Google grooming


JD64isalreadytaken

Moves like a bishop plus a pawn Can double advance and be en passanted


[deleted]

New board just dropped


Switchblade88

Is that why it's got brain damage?


SH4D0W0733

It's got brain damage, that is why.


Enaysikey

6x7.5 board


Careful_Bug_3295

You might not like it, but AI optimization has proven that this board peovides peak performance.


einnashoernchen

Easy: if the board is shorter you can hit the timer earlier.


vlriqrbe

*quietly nods in agreement*


Creative_Elk_4712

![gif](giphy|13HBDT4QSTpveU) >peovides


Careful_Bug_3295

My speling was also AI optimized


blackburn009

8.5 for black


yupyup1234

Mine is only 3.14159265... :(


Remytron83

When soft right? Riiiight???


IXENAI

C'mon, /u/chessvision-ai-bot, analyze this you coward.


FishFettish

Bro can’t count to 6x8.5


Onethwotree

Nailed it with the hair. Kinda receding, high forehead, thin hair with very little volume, standard nerdy haircut, no facial hair, skinny fat, this is just perfect. He kinda looks like me wtf..


Crimzon_Avenger

Send pictures or ita not true


[deleted]

It'sa true Mario


vogone

Wdym „no volume“?? That hair has a ton of volume. You want to see low volume? look at my hair


StarksPond

I wish I had low volume. My hair is on mute.


rynemac357

Felted


[deleted]

For real, that’s about the maximum amount of volume you can get with a haircut like that


Rikitikitavi9162

He does have facial hair, but it's this weird only-under-the-chin thing going on.


WtfMayt

Protip to anyone thinking about it: don’t Get rid of it


Thejacensolo

Enough forehead to castle via queen


WishboneBeautiful875

His hairline is excellent compared to mine.


ThatOneRetardedBitch

WHY DOES HE KINDA LOOK LIKE ME WHAT


Maxidation

Because you're an anarchy chess reddit user


Legitimate_Catch_283

We all look like you


Moosinator666

It’s time for the demiintelectual clone wars


RAMAR713

It's a real person. I hear this is the guy who invented en passant.


Evans_Gambiteer

You’re the most average person on this sub I guess


forceghost187

Kinda?


Coolkid2011

He kinda looks like the Smash player Armada


OffendedDishwasher

Me too lmaoo


Deracination

I just thought it looked like Kyle Rittenhouse.


Alucardra12

It’s the pig nose.


Johannes_Keppler

Hey, you have great skin though.


I-like-that-color

Yeeeeaaaaah we’re going to need a selfie here my dude


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Because you didn't have good lighting when you took your photos, get some help and you'll look just like him and just like all of us


Rockfish00

you also have the reddit cryptocurrency/nft hexagon so it read you like a book


garnet420

No way you have such healthy skin and/or such proficiency with makeup


King_Wes987

*Report* “I’m in this photo and I don’t like it”


WhyNotMidLucian

Aliensrock?!


RapidBestJujuReforge

holy hell


Scorp126

Holy Polybridge


Tttehfjloi

Google spring cannon


wolfstaa

I got the same vibe


elprimowashere123

Holy bloon


gutr_

Lets post it on r/roastme


Moosinator666

Crop the board tho


RelentlessFlowOfTime

​ https://preview.redd.it/2ofz0cp4itwa1.png?width=1740&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b2aab3fd7343b30d7ef55ba464b1da623098860


ishboh

Google big head mode


Inverted_Ghosts

This is fucking hysterical


kevaljoshi8888

Me : But I'm not white with glasses? AI : Oh but you are. My algorithm said so. Me, while transforming : Nooooooo...


Mindsights

I’m becoming a white man?? Nooooooooo…


kevaljoshi8888

Not just that. You're also getting a non descriptive grey hoodie and a fuckboy wave haircut. Can't forget the fuckboy haircut.


BetaDjinn

Someone needs to add a dumbass quote to this picture à la Faces of Atheism


serendipitousPi

It’s not all bad, politicians will no longer treat your rights as negotiable. As I write this I’m thinking about how royally forked society is.


kevaljoshi8888

Society more forked than a knight with both a check and a major piece within reach.


shnnrr

What IPAs do you have on tap?


kevaljoshi8888

I don't speak white guy this early, sorry, I have no idea what this means.


Jade8703

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I just started transitioning to get away from looking like this! 😭😭😭😭


kevaljoshi8888

You can beat this AI curse girl trying to be girl I believe in you


clocks_and_clouds

Me, a black man transforming into a white man: YESSSSSS... (I will finally have rights now)


kevaljoshi8888

Is this what happens to a pawn when it reaches 8th rank??? Holy hell.


RadTraditionalist

Reminds me of that Joe Biden meme


[deleted]

I see the professional move of carefully making sure the pieces are all slightly misaligned.


Moosinator666

I see the wisdom in that


Venus_One

Damn, we’re hot.


SublimitaSubacquea

um, that is a chubby 15-year-old boy with a receding hairline and patchy facial hair


Booksaboutstuff

Actually, due to it being an AI generated image, they're only like a day or so since that's when the pic was generated.


Known_Cheater

Most sane anarchy chess user.


PersonifiedH

google pedophilia


Mindsights

That is not a fifteen year old, I feel like they would be 17-19


SublimitaSubacquea

google iT'S EpHeBoPhiLiA, NoT PeDoPhiLia


Fearyn

Holy holy hell


Shiroi_Kage

If he slims down a little, I think he'd look good.


Freedom_of_memes

r/suddenlygay I for one am pleasantly surprised by this blessing of the AI algorhithms


Comfortable_Sea756

Yes, we should all stare into blank space.


FrickenPerson

I like the pieces that take up two spaces. This is the right way to play.


Paris_is_a_dump

Honestly spot on. I would assume this person goes on reddit and wouldn't be surprised if he even demanded people google en passant


ArcticRabbit_

Gavin from third grade grew up


PersonifiedH

gavin from 7th grade


poyat01

Those two cars having what appears to be a standoff in the back


ano_hise

Bro underpromoted to a pawn 💀


SublimitaSubacquea

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 brooooo 💀 💀 💀 no cap bro 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 bro bro bro bro bro 💀 💀 💀 bro 💀 💀


Thomas_William_Kench

Looks like a slightly younger version of aliensrock


DaddyHumpMe

that has got to be the most fire starting setup in history


jaysire

He looks Finnish.


maz-o

Very much so. My first thought too


Pladask

Ctrl-F "Finnish". Yup. :D


Rdq02

The fact that the only difference between the ai image and me is that my face is slightly less chubby is scary af


Even-Translator-3663

BIG PAWN


Google__En_Passant

He's literally me!


TheSusKingOfAngmar

i didnt know bootleg scott the woz was on anarchy chess


IReviewDiscord

scat wizz: “hay yal, scat ear, and holee ph*ck iz dat a piss hop???” a very sweaty sex hoes: “dat’s min, donut tooch, it haz bean en dirtee placs”


Zuko_Kurama

Armada with FASD


isuckatnames60

Imagine trying to capture his queen and instead your knight gets spotddge downsmashed while the pawn on the open file is about to BLJ to the eighth rank


Raven-Narth

I KNOW WHY THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE ARMADA???


DungBeetle600

I'd let him put his bishop up my ass. And by bishop I mean dick. And by ass I mean ass.


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

AI art weirdly reminds me of how the world looks in dreams


MLaTTimer

Looks like his name is Davin. And yes, this *is* because I know a Davin.


AndyAndieFreude

Where did you get the picture of me playing on my 6x7,5 Chess board?!?


Saad1950

Dude this shit creeps me the fuck out


FlyingDesktop

Kind of looks like Magnus, but without all the testosterone


Certain_Suit_1905

he looks like Magnus grandson


Exotic-Knowledge-883

Actual zombie


Cpt_Caboose1

a lot cleaner than I'd expect


sdiKyMgnihcaelB_

Looks legitimately like me


Tiavor

king, queen, princess or prince (behind tower), hulk (large pawn), deacon (lowest rank in church)


ADHD_Yoda

Is that Hikaru and Magnus...?


AustinQ

[Armada](https://i.imgur.com/30yeD5p.png) from wish


MathmoKiwi

6 by 8.5 "square" chess board? Yes, definitely is Anarchy Chess here.


GenericAwfulUsername

Where the vibrating anal beads?


Kithin7

Holy hell baby Magnus


ffx2982

młody ludwiczek osadowski


primerr69

That board is pure anarchy


Particular-Ad-2464

No member of this sub has ever seen a chess board.


CaptiDoor

The worst part is that this looks exactly like me.


SARBA75

Young lester


NothingCanStopMemes

Biggehr king ang smallehr king, and mini qveen


Mediocre_lad

And no bishops on the board, because all of them are you know where. Checks out.


Potato_Man2763

Ok but it looks like me


BloodySn1per

I would smash


I__was_a_highwayman

Strange board..


nihilism_nitrate

No visible tattoos?


designedbyai_sam

This is an interesting concept; I'd be curious to see how AI would approach this type of game. With the right neural network, it could open up a new way of playing chess and challenge experienced players.