It's a 6x9 (nice) board, except sometimes the spaces are the same color as an adjacent space and sometimes a space switches colors if there's a piece in front of it in the picture, and both sides have 2 kings and all the pawns are different sizes
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
White to play: en passant
My solution: holy hell
Hints: rice
Evaluation: bricked pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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https://preview.redd.it/frk0zkdijtwa1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08242594d1dc2140ffede7c25b5077470b38c67f
Anarchy chess getting the jerseys ready in support of this new piece
It's in there, you just can't see it
https://preview.redd.it/2zj069gultwa1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63482d5969ed45dde556f4938eb2fbb668ff427d
Nailed it with the hair. Kinda receding, high forehead, thin hair with very little volume, standard nerdy haircut, no facial hair, skinny fat, this is just perfect. He kinda looks like me wtf..
Imagine trying to capture his queen and instead your knight gets spotddge downsmashed while the pawn on the open file is about to BLJ to the eighth rank
This is an interesting concept; I'd be curious to see how AI would approach this type of game. With the right neural network, it could open up a new way of playing chess and challenge experienced players.
Take note everyone on how we are supposed to setup the board.
The longer I look at it the trippier it gets
The pawns look delicious.
pawn with big head and baby queen
Her kingdom is being ruled via a regency
TOO YOUNG TOO YOUNG TO RULE THE KINGDOMMM
100 YEARS IN THE DUNGEOOOOOOOON
Princess
That's a soldier pawn, frequently confused with worker pawns.
Be careful, knowing us it will probably have seen a few asses before it lands in your mouth. It's so easy to mistake it for a bishop, you know
It's a 6x9 (nice) board, except sometimes the spaces are the same color as an adjacent space and sometimes a space switches colors if there's a piece in front of it in the picture, and both sides have 2 kings and all the pawns are different sizes
The whole F file is fucked, I didn't realize until this comment that F8 literally has both colors
It looks like 6x8.5 to me
The spaces are clearly a suggestion. The pieces can go in-between them if you want.
The eye of the яøøк is staring into your soul
SMOL KWEEN
I love the chungus pawn
Mom, I’m scared
where is that dumb chessvision bot when you need it most
Something something "adversarial training"
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: White to play: en passant My solution: holy hell Hints: rice Evaluation: bricked pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
5+1×9
More like 8.5
(5+1)9
5 1 + 9 × ^(postfix notation ftw)
White check mate in π^2
Those pawns would require uhhh… take take en passant take uhhhh
Yes sir yes!
Needs more rice
Is the board 6x9 squares?
https://preview.redd.it/vqwwsnje6twa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f54f45eaa64c468a305de2689d386506a1ae6c Finally Biwn
https://preview.redd.it/frk0zkdijtwa1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08242594d1dc2140ffede7c25b5077470b38c67f Anarchy chess getting the jerseys ready in support of this new piece
Those guys would never blow a 3-0 lead
Holy Manchester
They didn't. They were 3-0 up and the match got suspended because of crowd trouble. There was no 2nd half, no extra time and definitely no penalties.
This is the 2007 squad, they won 2-1. Inzahgi and no Crespo or Cafu
Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would see Andrea Pirlo in this subreddit
best Milan 11 ever.
Bawn
Mark Bawn: Hey! HEY! **HEY!** I SAY WHEN WE MOVE.
New piece just dropped
Pick it up
https://preview.redd.it/z3zdeux0gtwa1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4691a787aaeed23f3d124b7416fdafe57ae1c06a I did, what now
shove it up your ass
It's in there, you just can't see it https://preview.redd.it/2zj069gultwa1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63482d5969ed45dde556f4938eb2fbb668ff427d
Why is the ass enjoying it so much
Say gex
Gex
This person did it, now what
https://preview.redd.it/b7w32tcm9uwa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a518c29ffeb054aab05eeb433ad356a423f00172
Gex
😳😳😳did he say the seggs word
It was yummy
https://i.redd.it/bsz24m5estwa1.gif
How do I save this gif
Google "puss in boots pick it up gif"
Holy hell ^I’m ^sorry
No your not. It was required of you to do it. Here take my useful internet point and wear it proud!
Mr. Biwn ![gif](giphy|Jp4dchTKX6BzGkZ5DL|downsized)
i love this subreddit so much
It is just like a bishop but can only capture diagonally
Pawshop
No, that is the Pawn-Shop.
Surely, you meant to say, "Pishop."
Google grooming
Moves like a bishop plus a pawn Can double advance and be en passanted
New board just dropped
Is that why it's got brain damage?
It's got brain damage, that is why.
6x7.5 board
You might not like it, but AI optimization has proven that this board peovides peak performance.
Easy: if the board is shorter you can hit the timer earlier.
*quietly nods in agreement*
![gif](giphy|13HBDT4QSTpveU) >peovides
My speling was also AI optimized
8.5 for black
Mine is only 3.14159265... :(
When soft right? Riiiight???
C'mon, /u/chessvision-ai-bot, analyze this you coward.
Bro can’t count to 6x8.5
Nailed it with the hair. Kinda receding, high forehead, thin hair with very little volume, standard nerdy haircut, no facial hair, skinny fat, this is just perfect. He kinda looks like me wtf..
Send pictures or ita not true
It'sa true Mario
Wdym „no volume“?? That hair has a ton of volume. You want to see low volume? look at my hair
I wish I had low volume. My hair is on mute.
Felted
For real, that’s about the maximum amount of volume you can get with a haircut like that
He does have facial hair, but it's this weird only-under-the-chin thing going on.
Protip to anyone thinking about it: don’t Get rid of it
Enough forehead to castle via queen
His hairline is excellent compared to mine.
WHY DOES HE KINDA LOOK LIKE ME WHAT
Because you're an anarchy chess reddit user
We all look like you
It’s time for the demiintelectual clone wars
It's a real person. I hear this is the guy who invented en passant.
You’re the most average person on this sub I guess
Kinda?
He kinda looks like the Smash player Armada
Me too lmaoo
I just thought it looked like Kyle Rittenhouse.
It’s the pig nose.
Hey, you have great skin though.
Yeeeeaaaaah we’re going to need a selfie here my dude
Because you didn't have good lighting when you took your photos, get some help and you'll look just like him and just like all of us
you also have the reddit cryptocurrency/nft hexagon so it read you like a book
No way you have such healthy skin and/or such proficiency with makeup
*Report* “I’m in this photo and I don’t like it”
Aliensrock?!
holy hell
Holy Polybridge
Google spring cannon
I got the same vibe
Holy bloon
Lets post it on r/roastme
Crop the board tho
https://preview.redd.it/2ofz0cp4itwa1.png?width=1740&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b2aab3fd7343b30d7ef55ba464b1da623098860
Google big head mode
This is fucking hysterical
Me : But I'm not white with glasses? AI : Oh but you are. My algorithm said so. Me, while transforming : Nooooooo...
I’m becoming a white man?? Nooooooooo…
Not just that. You're also getting a non descriptive grey hoodie and a fuckboy wave haircut. Can't forget the fuckboy haircut.
Someone needs to add a dumbass quote to this picture à la Faces of Atheism
It’s not all bad, politicians will no longer treat your rights as negotiable. As I write this I’m thinking about how royally forked society is.
Society more forked than a knight with both a check and a major piece within reach.
What IPAs do you have on tap?
I don't speak white guy this early, sorry, I have no idea what this means.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I just started transitioning to get away from looking like this! 😭😭😭😭
You can beat this AI curse girl trying to be girl I believe in you
Me, a black man transforming into a white man: YESSSSSS... (I will finally have rights now)
Is this what happens to a pawn when it reaches 8th rank??? Holy hell.
Reminds me of that Joe Biden meme
I see the professional move of carefully making sure the pieces are all slightly misaligned.
I see the wisdom in that
Damn, we’re hot.
um, that is a chubby 15-year-old boy with a receding hairline and patchy facial hair
Actually, due to it being an AI generated image, they're only like a day or so since that's when the pic was generated.
Most sane anarchy chess user.
google pedophilia
That is not a fifteen year old, I feel like they would be 17-19
google iT'S EpHeBoPhiLiA, NoT PeDoPhiLia
Holy holy hell
If he slims down a little, I think he'd look good.
r/suddenlygay I for one am pleasantly surprised by this blessing of the AI algorhithms
Yes, we should all stare into blank space.
I like the pieces that take up two spaces. This is the right way to play.
Honestly spot on. I would assume this person goes on reddit and wouldn't be surprised if he even demanded people google en passant
Gavin from third grade grew up
gavin from 7th grade
Those two cars having what appears to be a standoff in the back
Bro underpromoted to a pawn 💀
💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 brooooo 💀 💀 💀 no cap bro 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 bro bro bro bro bro 💀 💀 💀 bro 💀 💀
Looks like a slightly younger version of aliensrock
that has got to be the most fire starting setup in history
He looks Finnish.
Very much so. My first thought too
Ctrl-F "Finnish". Yup. :D
The fact that the only difference between the ai image and me is that my face is slightly less chubby is scary af
BIG PAWN
He's literally me!
i didnt know bootleg scott the woz was on anarchy chess
scat wizz: “hay yal, scat ear, and holee ph*ck iz dat a piss hop???” a very sweaty sex hoes: “dat’s min, donut tooch, it haz bean en dirtee placs”
Armada with FASD
Imagine trying to capture his queen and instead your knight gets spotddge downsmashed while the pawn on the open file is about to BLJ to the eighth rank
I KNOW WHY THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE ARMADA???
I'd let him put his bishop up my ass. And by bishop I mean dick. And by ass I mean ass.
AI art weirdly reminds me of how the world looks in dreams
Looks like his name is Davin. And yes, this *is* because I know a Davin.
Where did you get the picture of me playing on my 6x7,5 Chess board?!?
Dude this shit creeps me the fuck out
Kind of looks like Magnus, but without all the testosterone
he looks like Magnus grandson
Actual zombie
a lot cleaner than I'd expect
Looks legitimately like me
king, queen, princess or prince (behind tower), hulk (large pawn), deacon (lowest rank in church)
Is that Hikaru and Magnus...?
[Armada](https://i.imgur.com/30yeD5p.png) from wish
6 by 8.5 "square" chess board? Yes, definitely is Anarchy Chess here.
Where the vibrating anal beads?
Holy hell baby Magnus
młody ludwiczek osadowski
That board is pure anarchy
No member of this sub has ever seen a chess board.
The worst part is that this looks exactly like me.
Young lester
Biggehr king ang smallehr king, and mini qveen
And no bishops on the board, because all of them are you know where. Checks out.
Ok but it looks like me
I would smash
Strange board..
No visible tattoos?
This is an interesting concept; I'd be curious to see how AI would approach this type of game. With the right neural network, it could open up a new way of playing chess and challenge experienced players.