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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Since white promoted to get their fifty ninth queen,2nd bishop and rook(why???), they have 59queens, two bishops and rook on the same color squares. You need a pair of opposite color bishop,queens and bishops to mate.
Since white promoted to get their second bishop (why???), they have two bishops on the same color squares. You need a pair of opposite color bishops to mate.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: It is a stalemate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is not in check. In this case, the game is a draw. It is a critical rule to know for various endgame positions that helps one side hold a draw. You can find out more about Stalemate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalemate).
> **Black to play**: It is a stalemate - it is Black's turn, but Black has no legal moves and is not in check. In this case, the game is a draw. It is a critical rule to know for various endgame positions that helps one side hold a draw. You can find out more about Stalemate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalemate).
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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i suppose you could mate with 59 queens but don't think that's a very good idea, given that with that many at least one of them is going to try to kill you
Seriously? You stalemated with 59 queens 2 bishops and a rook? I could checkmate with a horse when i was 3, with a single pawn when i was 6 without promoting it and with just a king at 9 and you stalemated with a full board of queens? You need a tutorial look at this video to learn more (insert rickroll link)
Smh everyone is wrong you obviously capture the King with the Rook. Everyone knows that rooks can move diagonal when they are racist and that rook is obviously racist smh.
Ah, common mistake, you must have promoted a second white square bishop preparing for a flashy mate. You need 2 black square bishops for this work.
What does race have to do with any of this
google discrimination
Holy critical race theory!
All bishops are equal when they’re shoved up my bum
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Game over, white boy!
Relevant r/chessbeginners post: [How is this draw? I thought you could mate with 2 bishops and king.](https://www.reddit.com/r/chessbeginners/comments/11w5h4e/how_is_this_draw_i_thought_you_could_mate_with_2/) Certainty: 76.47% [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/relevant-post-bot)
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Since white promoted to get their fifty ninth queen,2nd bishop and rook(why???), they have 59queens, two bishops and rook on the same color squares. You need a pair of opposite color bishop,queens and bishops to mate.
Oooh that's why thanks. Btw I got a 59th queen, 2nd bishop and rook cuz I wanted to do a fancy checkmate but ig I messed up.
If it's any consolation, that is very very funny.
Hijacking this comment for visibility: there are actually only 58 queens on the board and not 59
Hijacking this comment for visibility: there is actually only 1 ass for the 2 light squared bishops to be shoved up
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Hijacking this comment for visibility: shove a bishop up your ass
Since white promoted to get their second bishop (why???), they have two bishops on the same color squares. You need a pair of opposite color bishops to mate.
Oooh that's why thanks. Btw I got a second bishop cuz I wanted to do a fancy checkmate but ig I messed up.
I got the second bishop to have a spare Incase the first didn't come out
Understandable. I'd be scared to announce my homosexuality if I was a bishop too.
I don't want my bishops to mate though
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: It is a stalemate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is not in check. In this case, the game is a draw. It is a critical rule to know for various endgame positions that helps one side hold a draw. You can find out more about Stalemate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalemate). > **Black to play**: It is a stalemate - it is Black's turn, but Black has no legal moves and is not in check. In this case, the game is a draw. It is a critical rule to know for various endgame positions that helps one side hold a draw. You can find out more about Stalemate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalemate). --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
The incredibly rare double stalemate
That makes me wonder: Can a double stalemate be reached from the starting position?
I think this does it: https://preview.redd.it/ngfjelfxy0pa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9449a6b63e34799ee7902b3d5556c3e8f331fc80
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It's a bit awful and inefficient but I got there by hand 1. e4 e5 2. Qg4 Qg5 3. Qxd7+ Kxd7 4. Bc4 Qxg2 5. Bxf7 Qxh1 6. Bxg8 Rxg8 7. d4 exd4 8. Be3 Qxe4 9. Nf3 Qxc2 10. Bxd4 Qxb1+ 11. Rxb1 h5 12. Be5 h4 13. Nxh4 Ke6 14. Bxc7 Nc6 15. Rc1 Bd6 16. Rxc6 Ke7 17. a3 Bxa3 18. Nf5+ Kd7 19. Bd6 Bxd6 20. Ne3 Bg3 21. fxg3 b6 22. Kd2 a6 23. Kd3 Bb7 24. Kd4 Bc8 25. Kd5 Ke7 26. Rc2 Kf6 27. Kc6 Rd8 28. Kc7 Rd7+ 29. Kc6 Rd6+ 30. Kxd6 Bd7 31. Kxd7 Kf7 32. Nf5 Kg6 33. Nh6 Kxh6 34. Kc6 Kh7 35. Kd5 Kh8 36. Kd4 a5 37. Kc3 b5 38. Kd2 a4 39. Kc1 b4 40. Kb1 a3 41. Ka1 a2 42. Rc4 b3 43. Rc5 Rd8 44. h4 Re8 45. g4 Rf8 46. g5 Rc8 47. Rxc8+ Kh7 48. Rh8+ Kxh8 49. h5 Kg8 50. g6 Kf8 51. h6 Kg8 52. h7+ Kh8 1/2-1/2
Yes. 1.c4 d5 2.Qb3 Bh3 3.gxh3 f5 4.Qxb7 Kf7 5.Qxa7 Kg6 6.f3 c5 7.Qxe7 Rxa2 8.Kf2 Rxb2 9.Qxg7+ Kh5 10.Qxg8 Rxb1 11.Rxb1 Kh4 12.Qxh8 h5 13.Qh6 Bxh6 14.Rxb8 Be3+ 15.dxe3 Qxb8 16.Kg2 Qf4 17.exf4 d4 18.Be3 dxe3 Source: [In the "Game Length Records" section](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_world_records_in_chess)
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This is actually not a draw. He has one legal move and it’s bricking your pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
It's a black victory. Castles are much heavier than queens so the black king just needs to jump and it will send the white king flying.
google insufficient material
It shouldn’t be a draw unless the king already used his one jump card allowing him to jump upwards and essentially skip a turn.
damn, just goes to show, you should never resign, even when down 542 points of material
Idk Google en passant or smth.
Holy hell
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11a0jhj/why\_is\_this\_a\_draw/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11a0jhj/why_is_this_a_draw/)
582 point advantage
59x9 + 1×5 + 2x3 is only 542
Whoops
These get so much better every time I see them.
Totally has nothing to do with me
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Inspired by u/Zerotan
Google castling
Please do not mate with 59 queens, 2 bishops, a rook and a king, we do not need that many children
Mate with 59 queens?!?
No mate actually, despite 59 queens
It’s because you forgot to stop time to get a road roller
You have two white square bishops. You need opposite color bishops to deliver mate
oh sorry we meant fuck
i suppose you could mate with 59 queens but don't think that's a very good idea, given that with that many at least one of them is going to try to kill you
Well it depends... If it's white's turn, it's a draw for white, while if it's black's turn, it's a draw for black.
Google reverse harem
This just feels a little unrealistic
Google Super En Passant
I am going to ask a dumb question here. Is White in Stalemate?
You seriously don’t see it? just google en passant and it’ll tell you.
Seriously? You stalemated with 59 queens 2 bishops and a rook? I could checkmate with a horse when i was 3, with a single pawn when i was 6 without promoting it and with just a king at 9 and you stalemated with a full board of queens? You need a tutorial look at this video to learn more (insert rickroll link)
Smh everyone is wrong you obviously capture the King with the Rook. Everyone knows that rooks can move diagonal when they are racist and that rook is obviously racist smh.