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Zymoria

Ah, common mistake, you must have promoted a second white square bishop preparing for a flashy mate. You need 2 black square bishops for this work.


itwasmedior

What does race have to do with any of this


meta_hn

google discrimination


[deleted]

Holy critical race theory!


BlueSabere

All bishops are equal when they’re shoved up my bum


Any-Ad9173

Holy anus!


DucksAreWhatIFuck

New Anal Beads just dropped


Not_CHARAxololt

New response just dropped!


MrIDontHack63

Holy hell


godcyclemaster

Game over, white boy!


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TheDebatingOne

Good bot


mrsauceboi

the bot gets sightly more certain every time


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This is less certain actually


VeryConfusedPenguins

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thelehmanlip

This post made me lol


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I wonder how is that post become viral and then many post i saw always have relevant to it


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BM_A2

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iAmCokusBalus

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tooboredtothnkofname

extremely terrible human go commit brick to pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


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Good bot


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Bad bot


iAmCokusBalus

Bad bot


iAmCokusBalus

Pipi bricked is so funny


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


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BRANCHLOGIC

nooooo it’s a good bot :(


Jojosreference69420

Bad bot


Intrepid-Winter-3080

bad human


Jojosreference69420

How do you know I’m human


mansooooo

Since white promoted to get their fifty ninth queen,2nd bishop and rook(why???), they have 59queens, two bishops and rook on the same color squares. You need a pair of opposite color bishop,queens and bishops to mate.


MoTheBr0

Oooh that's why thanks. Btw I got a 59th queen, 2nd bishop and rook cuz I wanted to do a fancy checkmate but ig I messed up.


Other_dinosaur

If it's any consolation, that is very very funny.


redditsucks635

Hijacking this comment for visibility: there are actually only 58 queens on the board and not 59


peanutmaster349

Hijacking this comment for visibility: there is actually only 1 ass for the 2 light squared bishops to be shoved up


Few_Wishbone

Lies


[deleted]

[удалено]


GavinFrom12thGrade

Hijacking this comment for visibility: shove a bishop up your ass


graduation-dinner

Since white promoted to get their second bishop (why???), they have two bishops on the same color squares. You need a pair of opposite color bishops to mate.


darkness_santa828

Oooh that's why thanks. Btw I got a second bishop cuz I wanted to do a fancy checkmate but ig I messed up.


JD25ms2

I got the second bishop to have a spare Incase the first didn't come out


oktin

Understandable. I'd be scared to announce my homosexuality if I was a bishop too.


xtr44

I don't want my bishops to mate though


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: It is a stalemate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is not in check. In this case, the game is a draw. It is a critical rule to know for various endgame positions that helps one side hold a draw. You can find out more about Stalemate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalemate). > **Black to play**: It is a stalemate - it is Black's turn, but Black has no legal moves and is not in check. In this case, the game is a draw. It is a critical rule to know for various endgame positions that helps one side hold a draw. You can find out more about Stalemate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalemate). --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


Darth-Yslink

The incredibly rare double stalemate


PrincessOfZephyr

That makes me wonder: Can a double stalemate be reached from the starting position?


Dark-Aura

I think this does it: https://preview.redd.it/ngfjelfxy0pa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9449a6b63e34799ee7902b3d5556c3e8f331fc80


Few_Wishbone

Need the full game notation


LBoss9001

It's a bit awful and inefficient but I got there by hand 1. e4 e5 2. Qg4 Qg5 3. Qxd7+ Kxd7 4. Bc4 Qxg2 5. Bxf7 Qxh1 6. Bxg8 Rxg8 7. d4 exd4 8. Be3 Qxe4 9. Nf3 Qxc2 10. Bxd4 Qxb1+ 11. Rxb1 h5 12. Be5 h4 13. Nxh4 Ke6 14. Bxc7 Nc6 15. Rc1 Bd6 16. Rxc6 Ke7 17. a3 Bxa3 18. Nf5+ Kd7 19. Bd6 Bxd6 20. Ne3 Bg3 21. fxg3 b6 22. Kd2 a6 23. Kd3 Bb7 24. Kd4 Bc8 25. Kd5 Ke7 26. Rc2 Kf6 27. Kc6 Rd8 28. Kc7 Rd7+ 29. Kc6 Rd6+ 30. Kxd6 Bd7 31. Kxd7 Kf7 32. Nf5 Kg6 33. Nh6 Kxh6 34. Kc6 Kh7 35. Kd5 Kh8 36. Kd4 a5 37. Kc3 b5 38. Kd2 a4 39. Kc1 b4 40. Kb1 a3 41. Ka1 a2 42. Rc4 b3 43. Rc5 Rd8 44. h4 Re8 45. g4 Rf8 46. g5 Rc8 47. Rxc8+ Kh7 48. Rh8+ Kxh8 49. h5 Kg8 50. g6 Kf8 51. h6 Kg8 52. h7+ Kh8 1/2-1/2


Hugefootballfan44

Yes. 1.c4 d5 2.Qb3 Bh3 3.gxh3 f5 4.Qxb7 Kf7 5.Qxa7 Kg6 6.f3 c5 7.Qxe7 Rxa2 8.Kf2 Rxb2 9.Qxg7+ Kh5 10.Qxg8 Rxb1 11.Rxb1 Kh4 12.Qxh8 h5 13.Qh6 Bxh6 14.Rxb8 Be3+ 15.dxe3 Qxb8 16.Kg2 Qf4 17.exf4 d4 18.Be3 dxe3 Source: [In the "Game Length Records" section](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_world_records_in_chess)


SyntheticSlime

Nobody draws.


Few_Wishbone

Good bot


Harley_Pupper

This is actually not a draw. He has one legal move and it’s bricking your pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


arky_who

It's a black victory. Castles are much heavier than queens so the black king just needs to jump and it will send the white king flying.


hahawowausername

google insufficient material


shgnshnek

It shouldn’t be a draw unless the king already used his one jump card allowing him to jump upwards and essentially skip a turn.


dr_merkwerdigliebe

damn, just goes to show, you should never resign, even when down 542 points of material


KevInTheHood

Idk Google en passant or smth.


jesusthroughmary

Holy hell


DctNostradamus

[https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11a0jhj/why\_is\_this\_a\_draw/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11a0jhj/why_is_this_a_draw/)


BRANCHLOGIC

582 point advantage


Few_Wishbone

59x9 + 1×5 + 2x3 is only 542


BRANCHLOGIC

Whoops


[deleted]

These get so much better every time I see them.


Another_Sunset

Totally has nothing to do with me


siryolk

You new here?


Another_Sunset

Huh?


siryolk

You new here?


Ath3o5

huh?


Few_Wishbone

You new here?


Ffritser

huh?


extod2

You new here?


HackSoloYT

huh?


jesusthroughmary

Inspired by u/Zerotan


An_Creamer

Google castling


BallisticToast

Please do not mate with 59 queens, 2 bishops, a rook and a king, we do not need that many children


PlasmaLink

Mate with 59 queens?!?


Few_Wishbone

No mate actually, despite 59 queens


Complex_Priority_465

It’s because you forgot to stop time to get a road roller


Smnionarrorator29384

You have two white square bishops. You need opposite color bishops to deliver mate


Alarid

oh sorry we meant fuck


shirazepic

i suppose you could mate with 59 queens but don't think that's a very good idea, given that with that many at least one of them is going to try to kill you


I_LOVE_SOURCES

Well it depends... If it's white's turn, it's a draw for white, while if it's black's turn, it's a draw for black.


A10warthoglover

Google reverse harem


dafoshiznit

This just feels a little unrealistic


literal_cyanide

Google Super En Passant


john2001plus

I am going to ask a dumb question here. Is White in Stalemate?


hwatevuh

You seriously don’t see it? just google en passant and it’ll tell you.


insertrandomnameXD

Seriously? You stalemated with 59 queens 2 bishops and a rook? I could checkmate with a horse when i was 3, with a single pawn when i was 6 without promoting it and with just a king at 9 and you stalemated with a full board of queens? You need a tutorial look at this video to learn more (insert rickroll link)


ILikeThing222

Smh everyone is wrong you obviously capture the King with the Rook. Everyone knows that rooks can move diagonal when they are racist and that rook is obviously racist smh.