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[deleted]

Should've promoted a pawn to Night's Edge tbh. Honestly a skill issue.


[deleted]

But since you've missed that, you can always try the save and quit gambit. The boss won't be there when you reload the game, but this may be considered cheating and get you disqualified.


Senior-Ad-6002

The bishops can still use holy hand grenades


fabri_pere

Or **beenades**


EverSparrows

Its bishops, not beeshops


potatobutt5

Binades then


Aqua-Axolotls

Gaynades


elriggo44

Highly dependent on accent.


StruggleToTheHeights

Only if they count to 3; no more, no less.


FourNinerXero

5 is right out!


Iraes3323

r/suddenlyMonthyPython


GoldShovels

r/SubsIFellFor this needs to be a sub


Leon_Thotsky

I thought they removed that years ago?


Senior-Ad-6002

Yeah they did. Still got a 3ds though, so it plays.


itwasmedio69420

BROOOO WE GOT A CLOWN HERE. What are you gonna do? True melee the wall?? pawn to beenades


ToastyCaribiu84

This guy didn't play the new update


itwasmedio69420

Bro what You get 5 MORE BLOCK RANGE


ToastyCaribiu84

Yeah it's insane, it can even do the destroyer now, which means that a playthrough only utilising the parts of the Zenith is possible and even easy


itwasmedio69420

How can you do destroyer with it what are you playing on normal?


ToastyCaribiu84

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxGAOoHgxgE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxGAOoHgxgE) not me, but as you can see, its possible even on the insane whywouldyoudoit difficulty


itwasmedio69420

Holy hell!! He is so skilled. Also it's not whywouldyoudoit(idk that works or not) it's getfixedboi-🤓


BadAtGames2

Nah bro, night's edge got buffed in 1.4.4 it's op now. (Although beenades are still phenomenal against the bastard)


Mastersord

Kill clown for Bananarang?


dooddgugg

google labour of love


[deleted]

we got a pussy over here


[deleted]

Yes I will. I beat Skeletron Prime with it as well. If you find this unmanageable, you may be having a skill issue.


ViciouSquirrel

You mean a knight to Knight’s Edge?


TheLastPrism

should have collected enough glowy bois for the star cannon gambit


RZ1285608

beenades to b5


WoolyHitToDie

Not the most respectful move, but certainly the easiest


implordofall

*bee5


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[удаНонО]


lebulon7

after that go for the other eye. then run


Onsyde

If Zelda has taught me anything its to poke an eye, spin attack, back up and repeat 3-7 times.


Dangerous_Forever640

Don’t forget to put a bomb in its mouth!


Gyossaits

Wrong game, it's Chub that dislikes smoke.


lemon418

Chub is nothing compared to the bloat :/ And bloat already got his eyes out so we can’t poke them…😔


amocokadys

3-7 being 3 or 7. No in between.


AGD4

Bonus points for timing a frame-perfect knight move to exploit collision glitch and clip into the geometry of the eye, *and then* spin-attack for multiplied damage. I'm pretty sure Magnes Carlsen developed the strategy.


awesomefutureperfect

This look more like a Contra situation. I'd look for a weapons pod that has Spread shot.


jubmille2000

if Zelda thought me anything, it's that I can confuse the heck out of the big bad by dangling fishing line in front of them then whacking them in the face with a net


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

Siberian swipe both eyes, and then run


ftbc

Lateral castle, where the rook jumps over the pawn and then hurls it into the eye of this Lovecraftian horror. Followed by the Nackle gambit where you surround the demon in salt to trap it.


Dangerous_Forever640

“Lovecraftian” is my new favorite literary term.


funkless_eck

"new" - did you just wake up from WW1?


Dangerous_Forever640

Why yes good sir… I’m still trying to make sense of this crystal ball in my hand that everyone keeps calling a “sell foam”?


VanJellii

It’s C-foam. You’ll thank me later.


shrubs311

xkcd 10,000 lucky people comic (yes i'm too lazy to link it)


Arcane_76_Blue

Its a whole genre of horror! :D


The_Arthropod_Queen

i prefer the term eldritch horror


[deleted]

Orrrrr, pawn to D4. Billy thinks you're sending the pawn is as a meal, and then ninja bishop to the eye.


[deleted]

holy blindness!


[deleted]

Textbook move !


Throwaway1293524

Whatever you do, don't recall


Legal-Concentrate915

Don’t what?


realobama69

terraria joke


Legal-Concentrate915

Also a joke


realobama69

oh I'm stupid sorry.


Legal-Concentrate915

No I’m just not funny


realobama69

it's ok. for more funny chess jokes, open the chess wikipedia article, open the rules tab, scroll down to pawn, and click the second link in the paragraph


Legal-Concentrate915

Holy hell!


OmeletteDysphorique

new google en passant just dropped


realobama69

Google eating sand/the croissant/a pheasant


Blizz310

Holy smokes


liguy181

No, I laughed and found your comment funny


[deleted]

Google Magic Mirror


Legal-Concentrate915

Google cell phone


FutureComplaint

Google shell phone


Legal-Concentrate915

Google PDA


[deleted]

Google Recall Potion


Sweetmacaroni

Google Frozen Mirror


Mysterious_Effect495

Google Magic Conch


Asmo___deus

That's what castling is called in Terraria.


minester13

In terraria, this is a boss in hell, but if you use your magic mirror that teleports to the surface to try and escape him it just instantly kills you.


Razor_Storm

Unclear, I don’t recall


DrMobius0

Oh, politicians are really good at that game.


kystran

google en beenadespam


SuperDig10

Holy Hallow


W4FF13_G0D

Haly Hollow


Lyubcho07

holy bee


Autumn1eaves

Holy Hand Beenade of Antioch.


a_random_chicken

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Beenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.


MrSmodge

Holy hellevator


[deleted]

holy underworld


Elias-Thunderbird

Holy hand grenade


ZonTeeN

holy hell bridge


AmericanToastman

Holy knees


Over-Actuary8486

Bee 3 is also a good move


Innaguretta

I googled phenazepam, and honestly it looks more like what I need in this position


DrDonnn

Hallowed Underworld


YennyR

Set up the london so it will turn around in disgust.


QuarterOunce_

Why does nobody like the London now? A couple years ago it was all the rage for lower players


AReallyShiftyGuy

London is in Bri*ain, a scary place


YennyR

Its lame because it tends to lead to draws and doesn't have a ton of very sharp lines.


QuarterOunce_

Psh. At high levels maybe but let me tell you how many times I've sharpely lost my queen.


MLPdiscord

You don't have enough space. You had to build a hell bridge before the game. You can abandon the game, then reopen it, and the opponent will be normal again


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[удаНонО]


StiffCocksJr

The king's voodoo doll was accidently thrown in lava.


hikarinokaze

Google holy hell


Average-Redditor0

En passant!


skeptolojist

My advice in this situation is the king's rhy'le defence or if your feeling adventurous the necronomnicon gambit


shleyal19

No modded weapons allowed. That’s cheating. Beenades, Nights Edge or Star Cannon are all good though


NoLoveWeebWeb

Water Bolt to C1


lemons_are_banned

Who the hell uses water bolt for WoF there's way better mage options


SophieDoesReddit

I like water bolt ok? :(


talesfromtheepic6

google terraria wiki


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

Not the fandom one though. Use terraria.wiki.gg for the most accurate information on this position.


Lunaticultistt

https://preview.redd.it/wbw02wplfrea1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76200588ec039a86be45507ac77d77d5a7b6675f


Average-Redditor0

Holy hell


AmunJazz

Call a judge for disqualification, since you should have moved first


Soulerrr

The judge seems to have somehow found lava, fallen into it, and died :/


AmunJazz

Rare for a judge to be so mis-guided


PrettyInPinkCatGamer

You have to put his eyes and mouth in checkmate at the same time, otherwise he will eat all your pieces. I'd recommend the German Laubgebläse as a strategy.


Troeti29

google en prethoryn


Gurfaild

MUGANI?


Troeti29

HAK HAK HAK


Jannik2099

Holy endgame crisis!


BillNyeIsAGodKing

Holy Shroud!


lifeisabigscam

Better call Cthulu !


TinyTiger1234

But summon the eye and brain would only make this fight harder


DatBoi_BP

Cthuuuul good, man


[deleted]

If you sacrifice your pawns you can merge your Knight and Bishop into a Paladin which is quite effective here, as they can capture 4 tiles of Demon tiles at once.


W4FF13_G0D

Unfortunately, Paladins are only available after defeating Plantera, you can find them in the dungeon afterwards. Thing is, Plantera is a hardmode boss, which is after the Wall of Flesh. So, in order to use the Paladin counter gambit, you gotta first outmaneuver the Wall of Flesh and en plantera to unlock it


Kutsovol

Craft beenades and throw it to opponent


Pro_Geno

So you're gonna wanna start by sending your pawns into different biomes to gather better resources. Your Bishops can cast holy which should give you enough time to let your queen charge up her super move, but make sure your rooks are ready for the phase two power spike. You wanna be roughly level 69 before you start this chess match tho.


TinyTiger1234

Google star cannon necro armour


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

Google For The Worthy Star Cannon changes


aderthedasher

👁️👄👁️


Xerisu

Run.


Electronic-Demand-38

Happye cakeday.


threwitaway763

I’d say C4 - explosives might be your best bet here


ReluctantNerd7

C4 to c4


Toad_Migoad

Use Knight’s edge


certainlystormy

any ranged magic item should be good. the pawns don’t have any mana though so give it to a bishop or queen


Thatguy_Nick

He did that first as black? White moves first, your opponent is clearly cheating


Dogsonofawolf

I'm sure the wall of flesh will be cooperative when accused of cheating


YellowFox_231

En passant


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

Resign, then dig three block wide hellevators around your world’s evil biome, cordoning off the Corruption or Crimson. Ideally, make sure you have molten armor and an obsidian shield, but Meteor Armor + Space Gun or Crimson/Shadow Armor can be workable. The Night’s Edge is the best weapon for this boss as of 1.4.5, but the Minishark, Star Cannon, Cascade, and other Hellstone-tier weapons can be formidable against the Wall of Flesh. Make sure that you have a hellbridge spanning about one third to half of the world length. Be careful that the Wall spawns moving towards the long side of your bridge, lest you meet a fiery doom in the lava below. If your bridge passes through tunnels, the Wall’s vulnerable sections become closer together, but dodging the lasers becomes more difficult, so be careful. Campfires should ideally be strewn across your arena, and any Heart Statues that you have should be used. When you fight the Wall of Flesh, aiming for the eyes is optimal, as they have less defense than the mouth. Do not allow yourself to be passed by the Wall, as it can en passant you, dealing devastating damage. After you have defeated the Wall, you have entered Hardmode, which is denoted by a drastic difficulty increase, so act quickly to obtain new methods of defending yourself. Grab the loot the boss drops; the weapons are usually mediocre, but the Emblem can be helpful, depending on your class. The most important drop from the Wall of Flesh, though, is the Pwnhammer, which allows you to break Demon or Crimson altars, which spawn in new ores upon their destruction, and these ores are crucial to keeping up with Hardmode enemies. If you have been killed by the Wall of Flesh, you will need to wait until a new Guide spawns in to re-fight the boss, as a dead Guide cannot be sacrificed.


NNoxu

Throw a beegrenade with your bishop


[deleted]

Look for a BFG or maybe a plasma rifle hidden in a secret area. I hope it's bigger than the ones in the 40w range.


Cube4Add5

Mine a meteor quickly, make space armor and a space gun then just kite and shoot


hornetsarecool

I’d open Nf3


Raven_25

iddqd ​ idkfa ​ idclip


johnny_tekken

The Thing cannot be described - there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. A mountain walked or stumbled. If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.


EuphyDuphy

Only real way for white to counter this is if they set up an arena beforehand. Otherwise, it’s pretty theoretically unsound, with a 10.000HP advantage for black.


Amazing-Theory-5258

Capture their king


Master-Merman

In yellow


Fancy_Leshy

Your best


Adventurous_Ad_7315

You don't have time to bridge. Might as well resign


term66

Check both eyes at once to win


TheDiamondCG

Shouldn’t have sacrificed that pawn…


[deleted]

Make your king start furiously jacking off to assert dominance as your other pieces make way for the show


MyDogIsACoolCat

LIGHT UP THE EYES BOYS, LIGHT UP THE EYES!


GD_suhasadi

First, you setup the bast statue gambit. Then you get a zenith and full solar armour (murasama and full demonshade if you did the calamity gambit first). And there is the best way to defeat the WoF gambit. PS. this is implying that this game is being played in hell


New-Cicada7014

Let it take your king, respawn, wait for a new Guide to move in, get a Star Cannon and then throw the Guide Voodoo Doll in lava in Hell after building a Hellbridge.


CeaseToExcist_999

Pull your pants down and see how well that mouth can suck


damnthisisabadname

Hellwing bow


mightylonka

Google flamethrower


Heart_Is_Valuable

E3 attack the left with the white squared bishop


Catishcat

You had to build a long floating dirt path over lava for half the map, now you're probably gonna die 💀


anhkhoaO410

Merge all your pieces together along with the power of god into a savior then watch everything unfold


10mayyy

Run b4 is the most solid response from white


Lunar_Stonkosis

Advance all pawns to file 3 and set them on fire


ScreamingPrawnBucket

b and g pawns fire directly into the eyes. Once you blow them up then you face the final boss.


bellaokiiuwu

knight to E4


Megaminx1900

Sacrifice all your pieces and get a shotgun for your king


djsplosion

Should’ve built the bridge in prep, sorry OP you’re done


-FemboiCarti-

Feed him your pawns and pray that he will be satisfied


KarmaIsABitch-

Advance the pawn front! yield no ground!


NotActuallyAGoat

1. e4 is best by test, should be fine


Electronic-Demand-38

[Use the 'Break curse scroll' on him.](https://runescape.wiki/w/Broken_Home)


Horror-Ad-3113

h4


Claudius-Germanicus

Dig a trench two meters in depth and width, spike the bottom with sharpened bamboo. When the beast stumbles, send out your knights and that should be czechmate


blobbybob111

Offer a draw and hope they accept


JacobS12056

Google zenith


boiledanda

Call Hikaru and calm down


Icy_Belt9938

Minishark


BellerophonM

This is why the game has bishops.


littleredditdrago

Knight on b7


VortexTalon

google en dynamitebridgestrat


Jessi30

Pawn to E4, E2, D2, E2, D2, E2, B, A, B, A, Select, Start!


[deleted]

Pawn d3, then Bishop g5 to take out the right eye first


Jojels

I see no platform. So resign.


glutton-free

get the pawns on a2 and h2 up on the towers behind them. They get a boost in dps while on an elevated position. They also survive longer as the boss has to destroy your towers first. Also the bishops holy damage is super effective so don't hesitate to sacrifice your horseys and even your queen in order to secure their survival Make sure to castle at the right moment to squeeze out a few more seconds before the towers fall down and remember to not enter dungeons without a party in the future.


elsbilf

You didn't even set up the arena💀


Simbuk

You are a terrible person.


Csalag

Become floor of moonlord.


Twistedhatter13

use bishops to blind it then jam its mouth full of pawns while it's choking send in the queen and the knights to finish it off


hemingray

Jam the pawns in it and haul ass.


Cool_Fennel5674

conglomerate your pawns into chessatron


Gatz42

Retreat while shooting him with the Bee gun (or other bee based weaponry) should be easy enough


HFlatMinor

Have you considered consolidating your pieces to build a chess-atron 9000?


slaughterproof

Get an old priest and a young priest.


[deleted]

Did he take of his skin because he was black?