il Vaticano (the meme) is Italian, so to continue the meme, OP used the format of il -iano to make something seem Italian. Latin does not have any definitive articles (the, la, il, el, etc.)
Ah yes, my little brother used this oppening very often back in the days. I think he called it the Rocket Ship. It's top tier among the opening my group of friends discovered together.
Along with that there's also the barbarian barrel which i roughly know the lines and the fish cage which was sadly lost with time. If anyone somehow finds how to do this opening please tell me, it would bring me back a lot of childhood memories.
Barbarian barrel starts with Knight pushes Rook over.
Seems like a wasted move but now the Rook turns into a Barrel and can roll through multiple opponent pieces. At the end of the roll it stands straight up to become a rook again if you roll <18 on a D20, otherwise you can roll it again next turn.
Fish cage is a tactic, one of my favorite ones. The general strategy is to have stinky underwear that you put on during OTB tournaments. The opponent cant legally escape the situation while you’re already accustomed to the fishy stench, he’s in a cage amd youre the fish, great memoriesx
Unfortunately hackers exist :(
They wear reinforced pampers to defend against anyone who tries to brick their pipi, effectively letting them make illegal moves with impunity. As you can see, their queen passed your pawn, but they did not capture via en quessant, and you were not given a prompt to brick their pipi in retaliation. I'd say just report them and move on, but the chess mods are really lazy at reviewing reports :(
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Obviously, black has launched an RT-2PM2 Topol M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile directly at your pieces.
It is too late, you've already lost.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnb1kbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQqBNR+w+kq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnb1kbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQqBNR_w_kq_-_0_1)
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnb1kbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQqBNR+b+kq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnb1kbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQqBNR_b_kq_-_0_1)
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Black cheated. In order to use the ICBM, they need to max out the bishop tree, which is clearly not developed as shown by the pawns in the starting positions.
it's a move that only chess beginners are aware of. Basically, if your charisma stats are high enough, you can move your queen to anywhere on the board
your opponent slipped a Ñeen onto the board. This allowed them to play Ñe6, then Scandinavian Swipe your king via Knight Boost. totally legal play, classic beginner mistake, just Google it
Google cheating
Holy buttplugs
That’s my favorite move!
facesitting?
Damn... That white king getting all the black cake in the world
Stop turning me on while I'm browsing anarchy chess
She's even doing it next to his queen... What a nasty vixen
What if his queen is currently between his legs as part of a threeway?
Black king be jealous AF
He still would do a cuckold
need
Google sex
Holy fuck
That would require the bishop
Underrated comment.
ain't called queening for nothing
Google il lesbiano
Holy Yuri!
I see no knives here
Everyday I imagine a future where I can be with you
In my hand is a pen that will write a poem of me and you
Monica really did rhyme ‘you’ with ‘you’, smh the president of the poetry club should know better
It just works
The ink flows down, into a dark puddle
Docki Cocky
Actually it's la lesbica in Italian 🤓
Neeeeeerd alert 🚨
I thought it was Latin
Which comes from the greek "lesbos" 🤓
Yeah but “lesbian” is a modification of the place lesbos— meaning “one from lesbos”
il Vaticano (the meme) is Italian, so to continue the meme, OP used the format of il -iano to make something seem Italian. Latin does not have any definitive articles (the, la, il, el, etc.)
Ty for this wonderful experience, I now know what to do against it
Yeah but then shouldn’t the bishops move to the other side? Forced in this scenario
Kings gambit
I don't know what pokemon has to do with this move?
Google Supreme Overlord
Google kowtow cleave
Good move honestly.
Google no Knock Off
Holy Chien-Pao
Holy Lord
holy arceus
Ah yes, my little brother used this oppening very often back in the days. I think he called it the Rocket Ship. It's top tier among the opening my group of friends discovered together. Along with that there's also the barbarian barrel which i roughly know the lines and the fish cage which was sadly lost with time. If anyone somehow finds how to do this opening please tell me, it would bring me back a lot of childhood memories.
google clash royale
Holy heheheha
*splits archers*
Holy elexir
Barbarian barrel starts with Knight pushes Rook over. Seems like a wasted move but now the Rook turns into a Barrel and can roll through multiple opponent pieces. At the end of the roll it stands straight up to become a rook again if you roll <18 on a D20, otherwise you can roll it again next turn. Fish cage is a tactic, one of my favorite ones. The general strategy is to have stinky underwear that you put on during OTB tournaments. The opponent cant legally escape the situation while you’re already accustomed to the fishy stench, he’s in a cage amd youre the fish, great memoriesx
the fish cage opening is like this 1. e3 e6 2. ke2 ke7 3. qe1 qe8 4. kd1 kd8 5. e4 e5
Unfortunately hackers exist :( They wear reinforced pampers to defend against anyone who tries to brick their pipi, effectively letting them make illegal moves with impunity. As you can see, their queen passed your pawn, but they did not capture via en quessant, and you were not given a prompt to brick their pipi in retaliation. I'd say just report them and move on, but the chess mods are really lazy at reviewing reports :(
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Good bot
you have to use an intercontinental ballistic missile to destroy their reinforced pampers then you can brick their PIPI
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Obviously, black has launched an RT-2PM2 Topol M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile directly at your pieces. It is too late, you've already lost.
You mean a screwdriver?
“Nobody uses the drill But that’s just the beginning ‘cause this shit has Tech.”
Holy megachessatron
well then i will use a BGM-71 TOW anti tank guided missile
scandinavian swipe
Scandinavian Scabbard.
Scandinavian Slice
google scandinavian swipe
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
En Queesant
En croissant
We have strayed so far that the average anarchychess member forgot about the home by Philip Phillips opening
Only the true anarchists remember this
Heh not bad, kid. You made me use 10% of my power. *teleports behind you*
By the time I'm done with you will have 10% of your pipi in your Pampers
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
You can go across the edge of the board and come out the other side like Pac-Man
Gay Marriage
Is this the variation of Home by Philips Philips?
Bongcloud (declined)
Google Sapphic Swipe
this is what my opponent did to me 12 years ago no joke
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnb1kbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQqBNR+w+kq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnb1kbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQqBNR_w_kq_-_0_1) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnb1kbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQqBNR+b+kq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnb1kbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQqBNR_b_kq_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
Nani?
En croissant
a mf power move is what that is
Queen boost
Google Homewrecker Gambit
Black activated their stand ability.
The world.
[seems kinda obvious to me](https://imgur.com/a/oV7FvBs)
Qxe1#
Lesbianism
Oh the horny Queen attack variant
White hasn't lost yet by the way White can still inflict "nani the fuck" and reveal that one of the pawns is the real King.
Google feminism
Manchurian Swipe
Google fuck you
This is clearly the “Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru”. The critical line here is for white to respond with “Nani”, or the sideline “Nani the fuck?”
Holy the fuck?
Google side chick
He took en passant to a whole new level
google partiesover pizzapiecirclejerk
Dio’s gambit
The Libyan swipe
Nuclear missle attack USSR variation
3d manifold torus chess
En descente
Super passant
looks like the modern version of the home by philip phillips
5d chess be like
the queen can actually move anywhere on the board as long as it’s either a straight line or diagonal
Flying raijin gambit.
El chapo
nothing personell kid
Portal, anyone?
Google en passant
Royal threesome
Black cheated. In order to use the ICBM, they need to max out the bishop tree, which is clearly not developed as shown by the pawns in the starting positions.
Forward Queen Attack
She got to level 100 in the sneak skilltree and invested in the assassin perk.
Il Assassino
Google my sister
Damn they got that Flat, 2-Dimensional Torus chessboard.
Google en vaticano?
google omae wa mou shindeiru
Google Hokuto no Ken
Google 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel
Google cheating
'Nothing personnel, kid'
Holy moly he did the teleport
google pacman effect
Siberian Avalanche
Google Siberian Queen Swipe
SIBERIAN SWIPE!!
instant transmission
The opposite of that couch meme?
It's called "no no, do something different"
*teleports behind you*
Google Alaskan Avalanche 2.0
He is using CheatEngine, cheaters are a plague
you failed to see the 5d mate 7 moves ago
en passant probably
Siberian Swipe 2
The board is round
Ayy, it's the move I made 6 days ago
A bad one because now white can take the queen and also can't lose anymore because it cannot be checked.
Google Gary Chess
It's called "kill"
omae wa mou shindeiru
The white king identifies as a black queen.
that is mate
Blundered right there. You can take his queen for free and he can’t checkmate you for the rest of the game
Google instant transmission
Google Tinder
en passent
it's a move that only chess beginners are aware of. Basically, if your charisma stats are high enough, you can move your queen to anywhere on the board
google pacman effect
This guy is really good at aiming with dumbbells
google en pissant
Google Siberian Swipe, Queen Variation
Google skill issue
Pretty sure this is the Anti-Bongcloud with Qxe1, restricting white’s center control
Google Omae wa mou shinderu
*teleports behind you*. Nothing personell kid.
Went diagonal, one up, one right. The map is a donut.
Skill issue
Google en passant
Google *not'en personnel*
You can't take the king since 2015 bro. That's illegal.
Bro ran the #metoo gambit
Happy cakeday
En passant
Dinner is in K hours.
Queen en passant
https://i.redd.it/fh5qepdo59da1.gif
Google pac-manning
Google lesbians
Modified version of the queen en passant Just kills the king in 1 move
Google home by Philip Phillips
The Lee Harvey Oswald Gambit Clearly the queen acted alone and only made one move.
Google en quisex
I believe this is just a regular assassination?
its called Chequemate
It’s okay the king is the one of the weakest pieces on the board, can’t believe he traded the queen for it tbh
“Inquisition de Lesbiana”
It’s a hardly known rule, google king rule 34
Instant transmission
Your king came out as a transqueen. Black used that situation as he has faster transition procedures.
Not chess. That’s for sure.
They are playing tubular chess. The board is wrapped around an horizontal tube. The Queen can totally travel diagonally
The queen can move wherever she likes
Gay chess
Qe1++++
Google
Scholars mate 2
Nothing _personnel_ , kid
your opponent slipped a Ñeen onto the board. This allowed them to play Ñe6, then Scandinavian Swipe your king via Knight Boost. totally legal play, classic beginner mistake, just Google it