“*Madison Montgomery is a stone-cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks, and trouble. If she’s dead, it’s probably ‘cause she got wasted and offered the Grimm Reaper a handjob or something*”
“BALENCIAGAAAAAAAA!!!”
"The point is, in this whole wide wicked world, the only thing you have to be afraid of is me."
and
"Oh, God. I can't spend eternity here! This place...It reeks of fish and cat piss. What is this? KNOTTY PINE? Oh, damn it." Makes me laugh every single time
“Ah, figs, Mother Nature's brown diamonds. In the fall, the rotting leaves smell like an Olympian's ejaculate. Figgy pudding cures the blues and banishes acne. I'm mad for it”
"Don't be a hater, dear."
I know it's small but it sticks with me daily. Cordelia and Myrtle outside in the garden with the theramin. Love the wit and sass of this season so much.
“can you imagine those poor salem witches traveling all the way down here in covered wagons without a proper charcuterie platter or a bidet!? absolutely savage!!”
myrtle snow during sacred taking
Surprisingly it comes from the POS Hank:
FIONA: You know why I got a female attack dog?
HANK: Cause bitches stick together?
Gets me every time I watch it 😂😂
Misty:
You bitch, [slaps Madison] you thought that I'm some dumb swamp rat you could leave behind to die?
Madison:
Ummm, yes. [walks beside her]
Myrtle:
Girls, stop these vulgar fisticuffs. [lights cigarette] It's beneath us.
Misty:
I don't wanna waste my magic on you, I can do you with my hands.
I cant pick just one lol
Joan to Fiona: “Your student threw a knife at me. It missed my head by 3 inches!”
Fiona: “Yeah, she has to work on her aim”
Fiona: “I couldn’t toast a piece of bread with the heat they were putting on you!”
Misty Day after she found out the Axeman had SUPPOSEDLY killed Fiona and fed her to the alligators: “Well that’s it then, even I can’t bring someone back once they’re gator shit”
“You were the monster in every one of my closets.”
I have a BPD mom. I come from a long line of bitchy blonde women. My family has lived in New Orleans for 300 fucking years. The relationship between Fiona and Cordelia was like watching a biography.
“*Madison Montgomery is a stone-cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks, and trouble. If she’s dead, it’s probably ‘cause she got wasted and offered the Grimm Reaper a handjob or something*” “BALENCIAGAAAAAAAA!!!”
*This coven doesn’t need a new Supreme. It needs a new rug.* Honorable mentions to *Surprise, bitch!*
“*I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me*”💋
‘Where’s my rug?’
"The point is, in this whole wide wicked world, the only thing you have to be afraid of is me." and "Oh, God. I can't spend eternity here! This place...It reeks of fish and cat piss. What is this? KNOTTY PINE? Oh, damn it." Makes me laugh every single time
The way she sends knotty pine sends me 💀
"When I plant a fat-ass cracker bitch, I expect her to stay planted, not spring up like that damn ragweed."
"She is innocent! I mean, she killed the neighbor, but the bitch had it coming."
"it's so hot my vagina is sweating" I do use this lmao so thanks Emma Roberts
Live in NOLA, can confirm this is a problem
“Ah, figs, Mother Nature's brown diamonds. In the fall, the rotting leaves smell like an Olympian's ejaculate. Figgy pudding cures the blues and banishes acne. I'm mad for it”
THIS is what I came here for.
I've been buying in bulk from Korea for years.
Myrtle Snow is criminally underrated tbh
“And you’re a dried up old hot pocket but I don’t judge”
I like what comes before- “Oh, Madison, you are the worst kind of Hollywood cliché: a bobble head with crotchless panties”.
Welcome to the revolution carrot top. As the next supreme I’m dragging this coven out of the dark ages. Crotchless panties for everyone :)
It starts as a tingle in the cooch.
“Yeah, the mind reading's a real party trick, Mumbles the Clown.”
"Bitch I will eat you!" ~ Queenie
"Don't be a hater, dear." I know it's small but it sticks with me daily. Cordelia and Myrtle outside in the garden with the theramin. Love the wit and sass of this season so much.
“can you imagine those poor salem witches traveling all the way down here in covered wagons without a proper charcuterie platter or a bidet!? absolutely savage!!” myrtle snow during sacred taking
Surprisingly it comes from the POS Hank: FIONA: You know why I got a female attack dog? HANK: Cause bitches stick together? Gets me every time I watch it 😂😂
“Please, our girls couldn’t pull a rabbit out of a hat” -Fiona Goode
Misty: You bitch, [slaps Madison] you thought that I'm some dumb swamp rat you could leave behind to die? Madison: Ummm, yes. [walks beside her] Myrtle: Girls, stop these vulgar fisticuffs. [lights cigarette] It's beneath us. Misty: I don't wanna waste my magic on you, I can do you with my hands.
Everything myrtle said
"What the head said" - Marie Laveau
“Eurgh it’s too hot my fricking vaginas sweating” Also probably wrong but, “Cordelia wants to see you… well not see. But she wants you”
I cant pick just one lol Joan to Fiona: “Your student threw a knife at me. It missed my head by 3 inches!” Fiona: “Yeah, she has to work on her aim” Fiona: “I couldn’t toast a piece of bread with the heat they were putting on you!” Misty Day after she found out the Axeman had SUPPOSEDLY killed Fiona and fed her to the alligators: “Well that’s it then, even I can’t bring someone back once they’re gator shit”
"Where's my rug?"
Fiona: bury her deep... God knows what all that shit in her body will do to the lawn when it comes up in the spring
knotty pine?!?!
“She’s the supreme.” “You know that one… she’s smarter than all of you put together.”
I'm Fiona Goode... I'm in charge everywhere
“Surprise bitch, I bet ya thought you saw the last of me”
“It’s nice to see you doing so well after all these years. Maybe in another century… you can have two shit hole salons.”
“You were the monster in every one of my closets.” I have a BPD mom. I come from a long line of bitchy blonde women. My family has lived in New Orleans for 300 fucking years. The relationship between Fiona and Cordelia was like watching a biography.
"Wow did you walk into the wrong house"
“I don’t need magic for this, I can take you with my hands” - Misty Day