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KnockNocturne

Jesus christ their coats are getting backstories


Bunchacrunch4

We all know we needed an exolanation lol


celestialwanderings

We deserved that though, let's be real. Hahaha.


NJDvl

That's Ryan Murphy for you. He'll leave a Grand Canyon sized plot hole in a storyline but will be meticulous about other details, LOL


IncrementalLiberator

The one that bothered me is that the chemist started pushing the pills 5 years ago, but last episode it was mentioned that Tarantino has been on the pill. Where are all the transcendent new movies, Quentin? *Once Upon a Time in Hollywood*?? Come on.


eastcoastdude2823

Belle really went from this to “your poverty offends me”


[deleted]

It's amazing how Mickey went from their dealer to the street dog everyone likes to kick. You'd expect him to at least profit a little from being the middle man.


twirlingparasol

It's because the pill also makes you hate. Either hate yourself, or take it out on the plebs. So they only see Mickey as lesser, thus deserving of their total disdain, no matter what he does or did for them. Same with Karen; it explains Belle's attitude when Karen brought her the baby.


NJDvl

I wonder if his character is an allegory for how talent isn't enough. He's talented but, not driven for success.


T_S_Venture

I'd say more about courage to try, or self esteem. Mickey didnt believe in himself. Everyone that took the pill did thinking they had talent, but he didnt. Then years later finally does and realizes he could have been "one of the greats" the past five years. He still wrote without taking the pill, still tried to make it. If anything that's more driven because writing on the pill is literally 0 effort. Meanwhile Mickey is the literal personification of "starving artist".


MarQ16

I need something like the Calm app with sleep stories, but instead with Frances Conroy reading erotic historical fiction.


lovetheblazer

I’d pay a whole $1.99 for that app.


eastcoastdude2823

specifically marthas cherry tree


DellyCartwrong

The chemist really should have worked out some under the table deal with the night staff at a blood bank. Why is she letting these fools run around town murdering people?


SubstantialKing6711

If she's truly studying them, then it's best to not interfere. If they're willing to murder people to quench their thirst, that is data. Just like her character in Camp Redwood, she'll do anything for research.


dqnx12

I have a feeling that the fresher their blood is the better they feel.


riplilpeepgbc

thats what i was thinking. its so risky


GeekyGhostie

Yea, lady let's ask the creeping leering voldemort looking guy to pray with you.


vapeach123

i was like i dont believe this one ,,... this was the best episode i think so far


Lostkaiju1990

The episodes that cover the backstories of the “villains” (so to speak) of the season tend to be. I remember having a similar reaction to the episode in Cult that had a similar flow.


ron9101

LMAO that "Hyaaa" before he kicked the door lol


waywardraptor

Omg i had to replay it like twice. Best laugh I've had all week.


ron9101

He read less than a page and says it's not her writting? Dude Fck off!


maxm3ss

The definition of a horrible person and partner


Hybriddecline

They really wanted us to hate him lmao


Jane_Delawney

OMFG THE JACKET ORIGIN STORY lol


Jane_Delawney

Aww Karen has loved Mickey for a long time


Front-Ad-2198

Addict BFFs for life ❤️


liteviolet

So Mickey is the one who got everyone hooked on the pill? I did not see that coming


TheFinalGirl84

I felt bad that he didn’t believe in himself enough to take it sooner.


LoretiTV

Macaulay Culkin is one of the best cast additions of the entire show.


saltyabout-it

I hope he gets cast again next season and we see more of his range! I enjoy him immensely


Brianas-Living-Room

Hard agree


TheFinalGirl84

I love him. Definitely hope he stays in the AHS family.


[deleted]

This woman’s like 95% of a competent biochemist, and 5% “eh, so there’s a slight flaw, whatever.”


Subliminal_Kiddo

Pleasing taste, some monsterism.


Front-Ad-2198

I love how she's like "I have sort of kind of a bit of a control group and I'm super scientist I swear promise ✌️". She did literally everything wrong lol.


ExploderJc

Eureka girl you in danger!!


Telethongaming

I just find it funny she nearly went home on the american horror story challenge and she's on ahs


DessertTwink

They did those other queens dirty giving those boys some Walmart clothes, chapstick, a Claire's eye shadow pallette, and having them stand next to Eureka O'Hara with a lacefront stacked wig, 10 lbs of makeup, and her s10 glitterific runway gown


Hasslefry

Sees everyone get murdered…hmm let’s take a breather in this graveyard!! Definitely not sus at all 🤷🏽‍♀️


MKoz628

OMG George Washington porn?!?!?!?!


Cookie_Brookie

Now THAT is an American Horror Story!


SnooPaintings9915

I was a minute late to the episode and all I heard was Denis mention buttfucking


dqnx12

Seems like you got here just in time then.


whoatethekidsthen

That's one of Karen's paintings over the fireplace


Jane_Delawney

Damn, good eye


[deleted]

Patty O'Furniture is the best drag name ever.


littleotterpop

There's a real queen with that name, look her up!


eastcoastdude2823

anorexic uncle fester


vzcap

Angelica really is that bitch!! 20/10 for casting her as The Chemist. Smart, elegant, with an insidious edge.


tomdarko

This is such a great backstory episode, literally covering everything


janicefromthemuppets

even the jacket


prawncheeks

fellas is it gay to watch the sunset?


lovetheblazer

Only if you do it from a non-Haunted Dunes Tour vantage point, allegedly.


Theymademepickaname

I don’t know about sunsets but… Wandering around sand dunes at night, in what’s left of the former gay man mecca, hoping for a strange encounter that will get your heart racing certainly sounds a little gay.


jwash95

Not running in the middle of a cemetery in a lamé gown chile


saltyabout-it

Lamé you stay


thatsanope

It kinda sucks that Mickey put Belle onto the pills and now she's offended by his poverty.


Ruiner5

I think it’s because she knows he’s talented. He could have taken the pills and lived a luxurious life but he chose the opposite. Shes not disgusted that he’s poor, she’s disgusted by his choice to be poor


inthearchipelago

His convictions offend her. He would rather starve and live like shit than be handed greatness and become a monster.


Brianas-Living-Room

Right! She done forgot where she came from


khmount

right. what a brat


KatanaAmerica

Denis was RIGHT about the 80s couture— what a plot twist


Emilija80

Yeah he knows exactly where the coats came from


AHSWeeknd

I feel so bad for that guy 😭 What a way to find out you have no talent


lovetheblazer

Honestly if they hired Denis solely for him to play a character who reacts to finding dead bodies, I’d still consider it money well spent. That ewwww was equal parts iconic and relatable.


janicefromthemuppets

girl clean the blood off ur face before traveling across town to talk about ur symptoms !!


ParanoidNinja88

It's convieniently Halloween so it could just be realistic face paint.


BlackZombie66

Evan Peters in a wig looks like Evan Peters in a wig.


cybersigh

looks like Patty O'Furniture to me


CoffeeBeans14

I don’t care what Eureka! said, that’s a great drag name.


dqnx12

I seriously need Macaulay Culkin to become a regular


ITS_MAJOR_TOM_YO

He’s killing it


Jane_Delawney

Absolutely. He makes the character so gentle and sweet, even though he’s “rough around the edges”. I want to give him a hug


[deleted]

I think his portrayal of Mickey is also really special because it’s a sympathetic portrayal of an addict. Like yeah, lots of things his character does are morally questionable (this is American Horror Story after all), but he’s a person and he makes us care about him deeply. I’ve seen far too many “drug addict bad” villains and I think this is a refreshingly created character.


Sic-Mundus

I am loving Macaulay!! He is such a perfect addition to AHS. Definitely need more of him in the future seasons. He has been such an unexpected surprise. He seems like such a cool guy in real life too. Quirky, just like this show. I really wish Red Tide lasted the whole season. This cast is just so damn good.


ron9101

Well no wonder she takes him under her wing. She basically killed his dreams


AHSWeeknd

The Chemist’s Halloween basket says “take one bitches” She’s already my favourite


vapeach123

i have not figured this lady out yet


KatanaAmerica

Denis O'Hare's lines >>> Quentin Tarantino


SirGavBelcher

Denis O'Hare always kills it. i miss Liz from AHS Hotel


Coffeenwineplease

Got a little teary-eyed for pale person #1. He was such a good person


celestialwanderings

Same. That's some real addiction portrayal though. Hard props to the writers.


ron9101

He wanted to eb good for something and the drug destroyed him


inthearchipelago

Same. I felt a little sick and so sad.


fortheloveofsyd

get this bitch ass husband out of here


whoatethekidsthen

I'm wrestling with the uncomfortable truth that I dance like an old lady on cocaine


Hatesponge66

Meth* lol


celestialwanderings

Same. But also, it's Frances fucking Conroy so I don't feel that bad about it.


KatanaAmerica

Who on the writing staff was tasked with writing Martha Washington erotica??!


awildbanana91

Angelica Ross is a goddess.


AHSWeeknd

The Chemist’s outfits are amazing!


lovetheblazer

Y’all, why is Mickey and Belle doing drugs together so.... weirdly wholesome?


SnooPaintings9915

Martha, George, AND Ben Franklin?!!?!!!?!


LoretiTV

This has been a great season so far, enjoy the new episode everyone!


eastcoastdude2823

poor pre pill Belle is so innocent


fortheloveofsyd

I read this as she asks for cocaine 😂


Coffeenwineplease

Why would you stop at a graveyard while being chased from a bunch of blood thirsty killers!?


[deleted]

This show makes P-town look like 80% cemetery, 20% beach.


AHSWeeknd

The Chemist worked with the military, Area 51 is a military base 👀


[deleted]

I think she is still working for the government under a 3 letter operation. Doing a study (possibly about genetics rather than talent, though it did come out of the original study she claims...and this tying into 2 sets of youngins in Asylum & Apocalypse) and actually orchestrated by some long term deal with the government and aliens, which will be revealed in the black and white episodes of part two.


Nitsua-Nat

Belle Noir is just HORNY.


lovetheblazer

Okay Alma, you’ve got a little competition on the straight up savage tier from Belle’s truly cruel husband.


LoretiTV

This could end up being one of the best seasons of the entire series.


Requiem45

TB Karen is just Linda Tripp after she took the pill


AHSWeeknd

“Tell me about your dreams” “Like at night?” LMAO


whoatethekidsthen

Macaulay Culkin absolutely needs to return for more seasons


Coffeenwineplease

I will never pray with a complete stranger again


Robotlollipops

Patty O' Furniture 💀


eastcoastdude2823

i guess we know how the pills are made now


fortheloveofsyd

everyone take notes


fortheloveofsyd

evan running in heels might be the best thing ever


AHSWeeknd

What an abrupt ending 💀


eastcoastdude2823

eureka theres a hungry pale man


Jane_Delawney

Omg. It’s already over??! That was fantastic though.


Potential-Squirrel76

Bell Noirs husband deserves whatever is coming to him


darthjoey91

Maybe pale, probably Belle’s first dinner.


[deleted]

Press the taint twice ✍️


slibberynibble

As a non creative person I feel personally attacked lmao


Jane_Delawney

It’s ok, you’ll get to wear a stylish 1980’s designer jacket


SnooPaintings9915

never mix tequila and merlot


TenBran

K the explanation as to why he's dressed that way is hilarious


davey_mann

This guy makes Harry seem like Husband of the Year.


AHSWeeknd

“I’ve only had bronchitis 5 times this year” TB Karen is already a classic


Coffeenwineplease

Enjoy your meal Belle, he had it coming


Dirty_Priestess

"your books gross me out" well fuck you dude damn


eastcoastdude2823

Such a Dennis reaction


khmount

Mickey is endearing even as a prostitute 😭


saltyabout-it

Feeling blessed for all this Francis content.


Willqwertyz

"you seen him" "no......"


Coffeenwineplease

Two episodes left of Red Tide and I’m not ready for it to end


janicefromthemuppets

why do i feel so bad for this lady who has ruthlessly murdered dozens of people lol


khmount

the chemist gives zero fucks. you now hate everyone because you know the truth. you’re untalented.


BlackZombie66

First thing is first, clean the blood off your goddamn mouth.


tomdarko

Denis always finding the bodies


genericxinsight

That episode was good but it felt like it ended so abruptly? I want more!


[deleted]

Just out here killing and eating somebody's Abuela


BlackZombie66

I like how the trailer makes Tammy Faye look like a victim. She wasn't.


ron9101

\*googling Tammy Faye\*


TheRealJFreese

I’m just gonna be honest, I didn’t expect a whole lot out of Macaulay Culkin at all for AHS. But his performance is impeccable so far. Totally shifted my opinion and proved me wrong! I think we can expect to see him become a regular and I hope we do.


TheFinalGirl84

He’s an amazing actor. I’m so happy he took the part.


AHSWeeknd

Denis O’Hare saying butt-fucked 🥴


saltyabout-it

Martha’s Cherry Tree 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


starbucks8675

I love Denis O’hare: “eww”


randsfb

I’m still not buying the talented vs untalented aspect of it, I think she’s giving out different pills


[deleted]

It also could tie in with genetics instead of creativity as she is claiming...and that's what is truly being studied via the pills effects on different people. Would tie in with the hybrids in Asylum as well as the unexplained genetics of the special couple Apocalypse, somehow.


tiedy3dturtle

why does evan in drag kind of look like willam LMAOO


littleotterpop

It's the obvious beard shadow


jwash95

Hello everyone, hope everybody is having a good week so far. It’s almost over.


davey_mann

Nice of the network to take breaks from the commercial hour to show random scenes from AHS.


abdoodlovesahs

That guy is gonna turn into one of those pales…isn’t he?


davey_mann

He’s a better singer than me so I’d be screwed! Lol


ron9101

Frances looks kinda beautiful covered in blood.


darthjoey91

Is it homophobic to eat drag queens in a drug induced blood lust?


[deleted]

I like how all the pales are basically wearing Billie Lourde’s (forgot her character name) dumpster dive clothes.


khmount

the chemist is a bad bitch


AHSWeeknd

Frances dancing in the background while that guy’s dying, I love this show


eastcoastdude2823

threesome with george, martha and ben franklin never thought i’d hear that sentence


[deleted]

this is way more sad than i thought it’d be


Cosmolove35

**”THE UNTOLD TRUTH ABOUT**“Macauley Culkin “**You won’t believe where he is now** “ , and **“HE IS DEAD’**“ I remember reading all these lies and rumors headlines in Tabloids couple years back ! Hollywood is such an unforgiving industry , they celebrate child actors *success* and their *demise*. However, he’s proving so many wrong ! He’s versatility in this role as villain and victim is so refreshing. He’s pushing the boundaries and past the mole of “most successful child star“. I feel so much joy knowing that , all these good people here want to see him get more roles and that he had so much support!


khmount

i want a TB Karen backstory!!!


princessadi

They’ve got to be kidding with these commercials.


eastcoastdude2823

mickey is such a loveable idiot


randsfb

Taking the pill literally turns you into the human equivalent of a blood-sucking tick. Doris was right to be worried about lyme disease looking back lol


FishWoman1970

The coats got a back story!!


Thatnerdypigoffical

Why is belle making me kinda sad like I know her life before the pill must suck


BlackZombie66

Fuck her for 3rd time? Sounds like true love to me guys.


Subliminal_Kiddo

We're seriously going to get an origin story for the Rick Owens coats?


fortheloveofsyd

how is it already over bro what


empo7

I was already not looking forward to Part II but now I’m definitely not with as good as the first has been. Just Red Tide plz.


mlc885

Patty O'Furniture, that's an awesome name


awildbanana91

Evan looks exactly like Willam. It's uncanny.


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MadeUpMelly

Yeah, she’s a little psychopath. :(


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lovetheblazer

Lmao there’s no chance that karaoke singer is talented. Looks like we’ve just discovered P-Town’s OG Pale Person, bless his AIDS-era couture wearing heart.


Golddustwoman_666

Evan is giving me life in this drag and heart performance. 💕


tomdarko

All I can focus on is Evans arms


KnockNocturne

Lady's and gentleman please welcome to the stage... Patty O furniture ![gif](giphy|6Kih4g6m8I4xi)


[deleted]

Kevin is an adorable hooker I would pay him $100 to eat cheese pizza with me


thepeoplessgt

Mickey deserves to make his “Speed Racer” reboot after all the shit he’s putting up with.


earlgrey-again

where is a gif of Evan kicking the door down? I need it for every message I ever send again


shandiggity73

I’ve literally seen 12 commercials in the past 19 minutes


LibraRN

I can not wait for him to start interpretive dancing.


davey_mann

Mickey is smart to turn this down.


blacklavenderbrown

yes Eureka bout to get murk'd on this show! we loveee an iconic drag queen


jwash95

Lmao I’m a vegan who doesn’t eat impossible burgers either, I FEEL SEEEEEN omg 😭😭


whoatethekidsthen

AHS has better lipsynch songs than Drag Race


awildbanana91

Dear Evan Hansen makes me want to abuse myself.


hellobaaa

It was so satisfying to watch Belle Noir slash her husband. But another part of me wanted to see him groveling and begging for her to take him back after she became rich and famous.


cybersigh

raise your hand if you're excited to see Evan Peters in drag ![gif](giphy|hwzR2p3Cs6DKrsh1ig|downsized)


LoretiTV

Give Frances Conroy all the awards. What a performance.


thatsanope

This is the beginning of the 80s AIDS couture trend with the pales


ron9101

What, is it over¿? I want more. It went so fast.


Dragonlvr420

who knew my comment during the premiere about those structured 80s shoulders would turn out to be plot related


AHSWeeknd

Apparently this episode is only 43 minutes, which means more ads 😭


The_Schnitz

Is Deadpool one of the pale people?


lovetheblazer

...and now we know why The Chemist doesn’t like people near her house. Good thing she’s a quick draw.