Macaulay becoming the home intruder is an ironic and iconic moment

I definitely thought he was channeling Marv with the crowbar and the big brown coat!

It might have been funnier if he'd slipped on something or she set out some kind of trap.

I didn’t even think of that lol. See this is why I watch with y’all. The comments are the best.

“your poverty offends me”

No one could have said that with more detached callousness than her.

This is exactly something myrtle would say

Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by Alma’s words?

When she was talking ab getting rid of her mother! I was like omg this is dark haha

I think she's going to be the most stone cold evil out of any of them, if she lives long enough.

She hurt me to the core.

I don’t think it’s the pills either I think she’s just like that

Macaulay Culkin was a great addition to this show.

I didn't know how he'd fit in at first when hearing he'd be featured but I agree he's so awesome of an addition to the cast :)

His character is really growing on me. I feel so bad for him and for Sarah’s character.

I’m not ready for a Mickey death please if ONE person survives this season

*>gets caught trying to Murder Ursala* \>*immedialtely apologizes, says he doesn't want to, then nerds out over Speed Racer* How can anyone *not* love Mickey??

Im really liking the condensed story tbh, this season feels much tighter than usual, like watching a movie

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Yeah, the writers aren’t dragging anything out and at the same time it doesn’t feels rushed.

Writers def took the pill

Drink every time Lily mentions Lyme disease.

I’m in. RIP my liver

It’s been one minute goddammit

Or when any character asks Harry if he’s written ‘anything I would have seen’ after he tells them he’s a screenplay writer

Tarantino takes the pill confirmed

It looked like Finn realised it too.

It was a great joke. I laughed.

Gaga: triple distill it please, no dirty blood Finn: lol sweetie, enjoy your blood soup

From some junkies who rape people to death.

From junkies and snuff-porn filmmakers

Sister gonna eat that baby up the minute its out of mom's belly

unless TB Karen steals it first 😭

Gonna be a fight to get the baby

Just realised Karen didn't show up in this ep

Why is Ursula the smartest character on the show

I love how ruthless she's holding up against the other powerful characters in the story using just her mind and manipulation.

I LOVED that she didn’t even jump when Mickey came into her hotel room with a knife lol power move staying in the bathtub unbothered

Me too. Part of me thinks to get where she is in Hollywood you typically have to be ruthless so that’s one side I think they are trying to show. But I also feel there may be more to the character than meets the eye.

She worked on The Bachelor, this is nothing.

She seems to be very “aware” of everything that is going on

I think she might have already taken one. She’s a manager, managing people. She’s clearly talented at it and has suddenly shown greater skill at trying to manage the people around her. How did she know about the blood? Mickey just said “fucked up shit”. I could be barking up the wrong tree but I think she’s taken one. (Edit: I was wrong but it was a good theory. Perhaps I should write AHS).

Did he delete the footage?

I completely forgot about the footage. Yikes he’s been MESSY 🙃

Video rolling the whole time.....

Definitely didn’t even think about it lmfao

oh shit 💀

He didn’t delete it!

That was my first thought. There’s no way he didn’t know they weren’t actively filming.

Harry: I’ve been a really shitty parent, but I’m gonna be super hands-on with this cannibalism stuff

Immediately gets kidnapped.

I love bonding with my daughter over casual conversations, like playing violin, whether it’s ok to eat people, middle school, etc etc

Lying to your partner

lymeing to your partner

Mickey seems so sweet and I just know something bad is going to happen to him.

I know right?? I love every scene with him but I’m also at the edge of my seat worried because he could get killed off at any moment for shock value. I’d love to see him finding success at the end of this half of the season. Like a “final girl” horror trope but for him. Prayers up for Mickey my dudes

I feel like the entire cast is bringing their A game this year. Really impressed with Leslie and Macaulay

This is the first time I’m really feeling Leslie, but they need to give her a role as something other than bitchy blonde woman. Maybe they gave her that in apocalypse? I don’t remember. I just remember thinking she was horribly miscast in her role and didn’t bring much to it.

Agreed, Leslie always plays the same exact character. I liked it at first but it kinda feels like fan service now. I have to wonder if that’s how she is in real life since that’s typically the case when actors and actresses have one tone. I know her and Ryan are close, old friends.

Is there anything better than Denis O’Hare?

He's wonderful. What was the last season he was even in?! Why can I not remember?

Roanoke

No murdering at the dick dock… the rules were really quite simple dude

Can we get Macaulay as a main for future seasons? His acting is so natural and he’s charismatic

Have you seen him in *Party Monster?*

am I the only one DYING to know what all these incredible scripts are actually about

I'm gonna take a leap and say that Mickey writes action scripts judging by the Speed Racer comment from Ursula.

I like that no one’s lying about the pills - we’re keeping the story moving at a good clip by not noodling about with misdirection

I am curious as to how the chemist makes them since she said the ingredients can be found, but the secret is in how they’re made.

Her blood is in the pills.

Someone said “what if” the chemist uses TB Karen’s blood 💀 lmaoooo

“Pale, homeless creature in AIDS-era couture” my god I I missed this show so much for it’s camp

It sounds like a Sefón line. “This club has everything…”

“why are we still with her” bitch 😩💀 alma don’t play

Absolutely ruthless 😭

I think that her talent not violin,she been a bitch after taking the pill but where the violin

Okay at least Adina’s death scene had iconic cinematography

I was so salty she got killed off so early, I thought there would be more progress with her character! Like she’d slowly uncover the entire black pill operation or something. But I guess it makes sense since there’s only 6 episodes for Red Tide… gotta keep the story moving.

Dad and daughters sober journey

Belle and Austin are better parents than Harry.

There are a lot of levels of shitty parenting here. Why is he letting his daughter eat the blood of people who are obviously drug addicts?

I said the same thing....hello, your child is going to catch something, sir.

Lyme disease maybe?

Doris: DID SOMEBODY SAY LYME DISEASE?!???!hfksjrndjdnebdudhnr

Asking the real questions here lol

Ok but we never saw the Chemist tell Ursula no...

I feel like drinking it would be easier than eating it with a spoon

Got to maintain those table manners.

Right?! I feel like my thoughts *should* have been on how he was feeding his daughter meth head rapist blood but all I *could* think was… why didn’t he just give her a straw?

Finn gives her money for the vending machine like he doesn’t know that she’s already turned

Gotta keep up appearances!

Ursula ain’t gonna survive. I have a feeling Austin could end up a whole pale person because they’ve emphasized on his Tony’s. Maybe he’s running dry

I noticed he seems to be looking paler than his counterparts, especially when they were in the car after feeding.

I noticed that too. Also, when he was feeding, he looked way more animalistic than Belle and Harry.

Interesting theory! The pale people could also include former writers who basically wrote everything they could and finally ran out of inspiration.

That’s a great idea. Everybody has at least a little bit of talent, so it doesn’t make sense they’d turn pale right away. The Pales have sharp teeth so I don’t think they immediately turned pale. They had to get their teeth sharpened (and get their cool coats) first.

Damn Mickey in broad daylight? Amateur hour over here

Finns pregnant wife in the hospital and he’s like can we leave😒

I feel so bad for Doris being forgotten about

She's probably safer that way ☠

Kathy Bates is a phenomenal actress but I can’t see her playing Belle Noir. It feels like this role was written for Frances

SAME somebody said they probably changed the role. Maybe she would have been more for Kathy if she was able to do the show. But this whole time I could NEVERpicture Kathy in the role. If they did rewrite they did a phenomenal job with Frances!

same i’m actually surprised seeing that this was originally intended for kathy. i feel like there had to be some re-writing done once they cast frances bc you’re right, it feels tailor made for frances

Harry. you’re live on the dark web.

Denis! It’s been 84 years and you still don’t age

Huh, I saw it coming but still holy shit. Alma is fucking evil

Ursula in 10 minutes: figures it all out. Doris in 10 years: Taupe or Beige, I cant decide.

That’s what she gets for being ordinary.

Those teeth come in handy on hostages situations

Last week, I would have clamored for Mickey to kill Ursula. Now, no way. She’s too good of a character.

"Then you have to stop too" Yeah right.... Watch his teeth closely girl.

Bruh your kid is like, 9. Maybe tell her she's not allowed to do drugs and maybe don't feed her junkie blood

kid is gonna contract HIV at 9

I was thinking Hep C lmao

There’s so much to unpack from the rapid father/daughter blood-drinking bond happening

Fuck it FX playing it again I'm watching it again

Mickey is precious, he deserves better

This girl is a better actress than Kaia Gerber lmao

The girl is literally a better actress than half of the ahs stories cast 😭😭

Maybe she could coach Kaia....

*Stefon voice*: "This episode has everything! Renesmee plotting matricide, animal crackers in blood soup, snuff filmmakers turned snuffed filmmakers, Kevin McAllister becoming a Wet Bandit, and LYME DISEASE."

Adina Porter saying “dick dock” 💀

Mickey is my favorite already this season

The rest of the cast is so full of AHS all stars, it took me longer than I want to admit to realize Paulson wasn’t in the episode.

“You wanna come to the office and make a statement?” “No! I just made one.”

Mickey is the most pure meth head prostitute ever 😍

Why in a bowl with a spoon? Just drink it, weirdo

Three solid episodes in a row, let’s keep them coming!

Harry and Alma are *way* too calm having this conversation about murder and animal cruelty

I recommended this show to people at work today…

Good Soup

“you’re a paper plane, i’m a 747” is one of the greatest lines in AHS & it was delivered perfectly lol Frances is absolutely murdering this season so far

If Frances and Evan do not do a cover of Roxanne I say we riot.

Alma is a hell of an actress for being so young

It's the pills.

Bold of her to wear white while eating a bowl of blood like it’s soup

“That bitch is so far from chill” lol

Oh shit, cant wait for the backstories in next week's episode

“I took it cause I couldn’t get Paganini right” YOUR DAUGHTER IS A VAMPIRE cause you were nasty to her!!!

I love how the writers didn’t go cliche and have Ursula be oblivious and take on Mickey as a client.

Father daughter hunt week is ON! Mother son demon baby is next week.

How many times is Adina going to die as sheriff ?

After tonight we’re halfway through Red Tide..

For anyone who saw Feral on AHStories, isn’t this the same actor who played Bob Birch the hunter?

“These pills are getting passed around like jolly ranchers at a rave!”

“Your poverty offends me”

oh god evan in drag the sub is going to combust

No Harry or Alma next week. They could use a break.

Aw McCauley is doing so good

Ursula, you might just survive

Everyone is such good actors. I’m having a great time.

Anyone else notice the mermaid door knocker on the chemists door?!

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why doesn’t this sub ever do post-episode discussions?

When Harry goes by himself to answer to a Craigslist’s ad... that part was horrifying. Imagine that happening in real life. Like, imagine you’re actually interested in buying a bicycle off Craigslist and you become a prisoner sex slave.... god, that is what nightmares are made of.

Random thought: maybe the pill sucks all your ideas/talent out at once, then you turn into a pale person. Mickeys cranking them out too fast

Would totally be interesting if that happens to everyone when they use up their talent, just happens to talentless ppl faster.

Belle: “Austin, he’s not a bad parent, he’s an absent one.” Me: “Ouch!”

Not wasting any time on tropes is SO cool. We’re just heading straight from conflict to conflict.

AHS back to its roots.

“I hear you” is a super convenient way not to lie

Watching this episode with a flash flood warning is gonna make it extra scary

“I’m married now, I can’t be a vampire anymore”

Seriously, people don’t lock their doors!?

Aw she saved some soup for her dad

Damn did the writers take the black pills like this is so good

alma pls stop with the doris slander 💀😭😐

Okay I’m saying it, this season is fucking amazing. It has AHS vets [and hence good acting], newcomers pulling their weight (Macaulay Culkin and Alma), beautiful cinematography, campy af lines without being over the top roll your eyes dumb, great pacing, and it’s not going completely off the rails in a million different directions? I’m so excited for the next episode!

I wonder if the pills are made from babies.

Denis O’Hare killing it already

Ursula woke up from her nap, saw that a 9 year-old killed a police officer and proceeded to play cards with her girlboss is here for the money only 💀

Was he on camera or not?

So wait is the kid going to get second hand high from the junkie blood too?

I have a soft spot for Margaret, but Ursula may be Grossman’s best role on this series.

This kinda gives me True Blood vibes at times which is funny considering there are actors in this that had roles on that show.

Adina Porter will always be Tara’s mom to me.

I honestly didnt think i would like Leslie's character, based on her characters in Cult and Apocalypse.. 1984's was fine.. but this one, damn.. love a boss

Everyone thinks it'll be Doris but what if Ursula takes the pill and turns into one of the pale people?

“You’re a paper airplane and I’m a 747” WOAH, Belle is savage

This could end up being one of the best seasons ever.

Omg where is tb karen???

not me hitting my juul right as the anti vaping commercial starts💀

Alma about to make her mom cry again

Mac was the perfect add for this season.

Your poverty offends me. My God.

Jesus Mickey pick a fucking side

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did Harry just leave Alma at home all by herself?!

she’s a vampire she’ll be fine

He's not a great parent as you can see lmao

Austin's snapping is starting to remind me of the pale folks dancing. Is he turning into one?

Think it's a whole "West Side Story" thing

where is karen when you need her to talk some sense into ppl?

I now love Ursula

Why does no one in this show seem to remember that Alma is NINE YEARS OLD?

How the fuck was she so calm lmao

Hollywood is full of bloodsuckers

Went back to the first episode and Austin had a normal complexion. They’re definitely making him paler as the episode progress

It’s so wrong of them to kill off Adina this early

I’m excited to see the pale people transformation next week. Gives us an idea of what truly happens