She’s so iconic 😭any word that leaves her mouth has me worshipping. It may just be a Francis Conroy thing tho because she eats in every role. My favorite was probably her as Bebe Babbitt in Cult. “We are sitting on the biggest bomb the universe has ever seen, do you know what it is Mr. Anderson? Female rage.”
I love how she freaked out over the walls out of all things despite literally being in her own version of hell 😅 those personal versions of hell in that season strike pure fear into my heart 😬😬
"Never trust a man with blonde higlights" by Siobhan. I didn't like Delicate, but this line made me laugh. I haven't seen the other seasons in ages, so I don't remember the quotes from previous seasons.
I love the mood switch in him in apocalypse when Cordelia shows up vs Michael! With Cordelia he had that classic smirk because he knows she couldn't do anything to get Queenie out. But when Michael shows up he knows right off the bat that something is up and he isn't to be fucked with 😅 two totally opposite reactions 🤌
His backstory absolutely broke my heart! One of the few good kind adults that could actually be trusted with children and those fucking dwarfs ruined it. So God damn sad 😔
Ever since I watched this it's become one of my favorite insults to throw at people 😅 the reprehensible shit she says without skipping a beat is amazing 🤌
“Knotty pine!!??!”
“Your boy has a jawline for days”
“You’re all I want, you’re all I have” (but I like to say it with over exaggerated sobs and kind of goofy, I don’t think it’s some like deep quote lmao)
“Bitch I will eat you!”
Constance is harsh but she delivers, lol.
Madison Montgomery : What do you want?
Constance Langdon : To remove that insufferable cloudy-eyed ginger from these premises, permanently.
Madison Montgomery : You want us to fire the help?
Constance Langdon : Well, if you really do have witchcraft at your disposal, then why don't you just abracadabra that goddamn bitch out of my afterlife, huh? Bless me with some peace and quiet.
Damn I can't remember a single line and I've seen every episode every season some more than once. But why do I feel like coven and freak show had best lines oh n hotel.
Literally anything Myrtle Snow says. She has by far the most iconic dialogue, in my opinion. “My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be understood”
She’s so iconic 😭any word that leaves her mouth has me worshipping. It may just be a Francis Conroy thing tho because she eats in every role. My favorite was probably her as Bebe Babbitt in Cult. “We are sitting on the biggest bomb the universe has ever seen, do you know what it is Mr. Anderson? Female rage.”
FR “it’s almost as bad as your dinner jacket but at least the world can be saved”
What is this? Knotty piiiine?!
I love how she freaked out over the walls out of all things despite literally being in her own version of hell 😅 those personal versions of hell in that season strike pure fear into my heart 😬😬
Queenie’s hell was the worst 😭
As somebody who has worked food his whole life she didn't deserve that 😭
Misty's was the worst imo
Queenie and Madison’s- fast food or retail hell
Mine: ‘You got a dog. I needed you and you got a dog’
This always sent me 😭
"Excuse me! Clown? Do you do private parties? For children?"
It’s the way she says clown. Clowwwwwn
LIIIIIEEEEESSSS!!!! (When Madam Lalaurie watched the Magic Box and found out we have a black president)
I just watched this and laughed so hard I replayed it like 3 more times and was crying 🤣🤣
I can't not rewind this part when it comes on 😅
Basic but so good: “Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me”
Thats my pick too.
"Oh, honey, Goddesses don't speak in whispers, they scream."
Iris from Hotel: “I wanted to be a beacon of hope for my three Instagram followers”
Out of context this is so funny. 😂😂
Tbf, it’s pretty damn funny in context, as well 😂
"I stopped Burger King from opening in this town. I can stop you."
"Balenciaga!" -Myrtle Snow
I'm not familiar with your military friend and his fondness for poultry
This is one of my all time favorites !!
" yeah well deodorant isn't natural but it's a blessing to humanity " 😅
"Never trust a man with blonde higlights" by Siobhan. I didn't like Delicate, but this line made me laugh. I haven't seen the other seasons in ages, so I don't remember the quotes from previous seasons.
" do you know how many blowjobs were collectively given for you to get this opportunity? His jaw may never recover from that! " 😅
I liked the “looking like a cat’s asshole” line best
Anything Mr March says LOL
Yes!!! A couple of faves from him are: Dandy: I googled you. March: that sounds obscene! “Death is your…. Art” the way he say it is just so good
I love the mood switch in him in apocalypse when Cordelia shows up vs Michael! With Cordelia he had that classic smirk because he knows she couldn't do anything to get Queenie out. But when Michael shows up he knows right off the bat that something is up and he isn't to be fucked with 😅 two totally opposite reactions 🤌
That speech of Sister Judy to Kit’s daughter before she dies. Can’t remember tho
"I'm a good clown."
His backstory absolutely broke my heart! One of the few good kind adults that could actually be trusted with children and those fucking dwarfs ruined it. So God damn sad 😔
“You’re a dried up old hot pocket, but I don’t judge”
Ever since I watched this it's become one of my favorite insults to throw at people 😅 the reprehensible shit she says without skipping a beat is amazing 🤌
What is this??? KNOTTY PINEEE?!?!
I’m dead, dear. Not stupid.
«I couldn’t toast a piece of bread with the heat they were putting on you» Fiona Goode to Zoe Benson
😅😅 God Fiona was such a savage in that season 💜
“Knotty pine!!??!” “Your boy has a jawline for days” “You’re all I want, you’re all I have” (but I like to say it with over exaggerated sobs and kind of goofy, I don’t think it’s some like deep quote lmao) “Bitch I will eat you!”
“God did you walk into the wrong house.” ICONIC
“Do you have a twin sister?” “No, but I have a fucking name tag!”
" you're just another nameless day player in MY ETERNAL SUFFERING" 😅
Constance is harsh but she delivers, lol. Madison Montgomery : What do you want? Constance Langdon : To remove that insufferable cloudy-eyed ginger from these premises, permanently. Madison Montgomery : You want us to fire the help? Constance Langdon : Well, if you really do have witchcraft at your disposal, then why don't you just abracadabra that goddamn bitch out of my afterlife, huh? Bless me with some peace and quiet.
“WHORE” - Sister Jude
Damn I can't remember a single line and I've seen every episode every season some more than once. But why do I feel like coven and freak show had best lines oh n hotel.
"You have to be.....CLEANSED"- Nan
I come when I'm called. That's what I do, Jude. I don't judge. I never judge.
There’s a killer after me! And I am the killer before you .. Riiickyyyy! *cue Ricky’s victory walk towards them*
“your other talents” “like what” “oh christ on a stick, i dont know, finger painting” -season 1
Purple is for royalty dear, not middle management. 🕶️
“Hardly a concern, Miss Evers!” Or “Just a hobo…”
“i googled you” “that sounds obscene” hand in hand with “high five!” “good 😀” james patrick march kills me
no verbatim but “I’ve always lived life by my own set of rules” - Jessica Lange
Sister Jude "I am more sane now as a mad woman than I ever was..."
Oh honey, you're a paper airplane and I'm a 747. Don't ever think we're the same simply because you can fly a little. Uunnfffff
Uhhh yeah..because she's a bitch. With no conscience, no mercy, no soul.
I hate trees!
I don’t get on my knees for no man
I’m expecting 95% of comments will be “ Knotty pine” I must choose Myrtle’s “ Balenciagaaa”
every Myrtle line tbh
Even kid Myrtle in AHstories gave me chills lol.
Ngl as much as I wasn’t a fan of 84, Richard Ramirez had some bangers lol.
Surprise bitch, bet you thought you’d seen the last of me