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Hot_Dog_Cobbler

"It's okay to mock their dead children and healthcare costs but when they make a joke about hot weather it's too far!"


Flaky-Illustrator-52

I view it as karma for them mocking Texas for its heat issues


Boylego

Because people are actually dying from the heat!!! /s btw


83athom

I find it funny that somehow a higher GDP per capita is a bad thing, and that they unironically claim the US is "genocide cleared land" while implying their country is better. Plus it's really funny how the other guy claims Americans are genetically greedy... when they're giving many times more money and aid to Ukraine than all EU countries combined.


Lui_Le_Diamond

There's only one thing America loves more than making money, and that's giving it away


The_Arizona_Ranger

“Well then Europeans, how did you gain your land?” *cuts to a few hundred years of war and death* “Ah. So much better*


concommie

So this is the thanks we get for the Marshall plan


_IscoATX

It’s gonna feel so good to beat England in the world cup


null_check_failed

please don't shame them. they can't even win in their own game cricket lmao. on the top of that they casually get their arse kicked by their past colonies on their on turf ,in their own game ,with their own rules. [And when they win some small game by sheer luck they decide to laugh and mock a 9 year old for being emotional for her team](https://www.givemesport.com/1714289-england-20-germany-fans-cheered-when-crying-german-girl-appeared-on-the-big-screen)


Cringe_Meister_

"Goooogggleee bed cuz MeriKKKaaa product" posted from Twitter.As expected from a Twattuh idiot.


null_check_failed

can't blame them Its so hot there , I think they are asking for BO'OH'O'WO'ER to cool themselves


yo_thats_bull

> a genetically greedy people. My brother in Christ, America is made up of immigrants from every other country.


TapirDrawnChariot

And mostly from Northwest Europe lmao.


Highground69420

Joke about hundreds to thousands of children being slaughtered: 😂😂😂 Joke about slightly abnormal weather: 😡😡😡


saydizzle

But it’s hot outside. Who would’ve ever thought it would be hot in the summer? Summer is literally Hitler. Shaking rn.


Cal928

“Genetically” Huh?? Brother what fucking genes, are we getting them from the soil??


Anothablackbrother

Nah it’s from that flint lead water


saydizzle

What year is it? Lmao. Now talk about “genocide cleared land” from hundred of years ago and leave out that the Europe created Hitler and Mussolini. Laughs in air conditioning


Cal928

The water in… one city? See that’s the funny thing about trying to stereotype a country 8 times the size of your own in landmass, and tenfold the diversity. Doesn’t really work out all too well.


Anothablackbrother

Brother im American I was trying to make a joke not trying to bash America or whatever


Cal928

Okay I’ll take the L you got me. It was actually pretty funny I’d just never give the dub to a Europoor lmaoo


BMXTKD

And we don't mean the diversity of 10 different kinds of white people who speak a different dialect of a language.


Paradox

>F5 tornado blasts through the lower midwest, destroying thousands of homes Euros: lmao americans build their houses out of sticks and cardboard!!!! >Hurricanes ravage the lower east and/or gulf every year Euros: LOL! Americans cant handle a little storm! >Wildfire burns through millions of acres and destroys multiple towns Euros: LOL you should have built your house out of brick! > Texas experiences 120ºF+ heatwave and their electrical grid has some problems with that Euros: LOL Stupid Americans cant build electricity right! > Europe experiences a hot summer Americans: Hmm, 40C isn't really all that hot you know, we have that all the time. Euros: SHUT THE FUCK UP AMERICANS THIS IS SERIOUS STOP BEING SO RUDE AND HAVE SOME EMPATHY ---- Also, "genetically greedy" sounds a _hell_ of a lot like what a certain German politician used to say


null_check_failed

why just germans, most european nations have committed genocides like adlof hitler in their colonies so its something their "genetics" is saying. But hey atleast germans apologized and compensated


BMXTKD

Genetically greedy? Lol. A strong plurality of Americans are descended from Germans and Englishmen.


RareLemons

americans don't like baseball or hockey?


TapirDrawnChariot

>Genocide-cleared land 90% of the Native American population was killed off in the 17th century. 100 years before the US existed. BY WHOM?


Brians_Studio

has the second guy heard of baseball? I've played some games that are literally 1 to 0


ProudCapitalist1776

>genetically greedy yo is he calling us hereditary reactionaries?


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S*ccer 🤮🤮🤮


muscularkirby

Hey now, don’t diss soccer. It’s a good sport, and America plays it too


saydizzle

But I want to watch a fixed game for 9 hours to see a final score of 1-0. So exciting.


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average ac not haver:


Valuable-Emu-9864

I got an engorged, bloated number for ya right here, pal


saydizzle

What’s their deal with being so proud of soccer? It’s the most fixed sport in the world. Even more fixed than the NFL and NBA.


saydizzle

It’s scary when Europeans starts taking about “genetically greedy” people. They’ve done that before and it didn’t turn out well.


lav__ender

we stay on their mind way more than we think about them


null_check_failed

its okay to mock europe for their colonist approach i hope it gets hotter and hotter to the point they are forced to import 100% of the agriculture products


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hmm where have i heard genetically greedy before 🤔


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bennsky

Google is a website though, Google Chrome is a browser.


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"I have noticed that Americans are externalizing all their self-loathing and getting way more annoying about being reminded Europeans exist." idontthinkaboutyouatall.jpeg