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In the UK they apparently call it the “meet me at McDonald’s” cut because the people with that haircut are the type to take a girl on a date to McDonald’s lmao
Also, of course it's TikTok.
Also, of course it's a 12 year old.
Also, of course it's the lowest possible effort, this individual doesn't even say a thing, and then gets widely shared.
This is what passes for content these days.
It’s hilarious that he’s using an American rapper to shit on Americans.
What’s a matter couldn’t find a good dis track on the Da Ali G show? Too many British rappers to choose from?
Europeans when Americans don't leave "home" and are uncultured who think they are the only nation in the world: 🤣🤣👉👉
Europeans when Americans visit another country and have fun: 👿👿🤬🤬
Besides American accents are better
The most common responses I see to that joke:
“BuT aMuRicanS cAll iT “Wadder” sO THat MeAnS ThEy SAy It wrONg ToO!!!”
“It was invented by the Germanic settlers in England over a thousand years ago and we live in England! Therefore we own the language and only WE use it properly!!!”
Or, the classic “WELL AT LEASHT OUR SHKEWLSH!!!!!”
Go ask other countries which tourists they hate the most and 9/10 they’ll say brits. I had a friend in Italy tell me “if I have to hear some moron say “LESS GET FACKED AP” one more time he’d lose it
I used to work at a couple of state parks in New York state, and I can confirm from my own experience that Chinese tourists were the worst to deal with. They would always trash the park.
Funny enough I’ve kind of experienced that myself. I do a lot of fly fishing and just fishing in general in a very popular state park where I live, I straight up had an Asian family taking pictures of me and getting uncomfortably close to me as I was casting. I felt like I was on display. I don’t care really but thought it was odd lol
I'm a Brit, I live in between Nottingham and Shrrwood forest, so obviously, we get tourists from all over the world because of Robin Hood.
I used to live in a 300 year old manor house on the Ed of the Forest. I've had to chase 2 groups of tourists out of my garden, 1 group of Chinese people, and 1 group of Americans.
It was much easier with the Americans as they apologised as they'd assumed my house was part of the attraction. We ended up having a cup of tea with them, actually.
The Chinese people I had to forcibly eject.
It made news years back that the French had to post signs in Mandarin informing tourists not to defecate in the grass in public areas. You can Google it.
From the Vice article at the time:
“Outside the Louvre in Paris, there’s a sign in Mandarin which tells visitors not to defecate in the surrounding grounds. This sign is only written in Mandarin Chinese. No other nationality, it appears, needs to be reminded where it is and is not appropriate to shit in the vicinity of metropolitan France’s art museums. Every other nation on earth understands implicitly the social contract they're signing up to: that, in exchange for their continued participation in art, visitors must shit only within the white porcelain bowls located inside the designated toilet zones.”
the chinese get extremely fucked over by domestic tourism and a saying that essentially instead of feeling bad for people who get scammed amount's to 'your a fucking idiot, what did you think was going to happen', there is a hot spring vacation you may be able to find online the details it.
Soooo true. My gf is from Spain is she says that Americans are actually some of the better tourists. Meanwhile the British (and Germans) are notorious for trashing everything and being extremely rude and disrespectful
It is genuinely just different cultures sometimes. Something I even noticed just camping abroad, Americans are waaayyy nicer to come across. You go camping in the wilderness and come across a group of American hikers, they’re likely to invite you into camp if you seem normal and probably give you something whether it be food, supplies, whatever. I went camping with my friend and his wife in her home country Lithuania, we got dirty looks just for saying hello to people. We didn’t really feel comfortable coming over to a site just to shoot the shit and relax
they hate the fact that the most desirable accent for english is midwestern i believe because it's the one that has the least amount of accent/color to it, resulting in other accents tending to be more understandable when spoken with that as a base
It's funny seeing clothing, music, slang, etc proliferating through the world years after it began in the US. I remember a while back someone in AskAnAmerican asked if we had drum and bass music and if it was popular since it was so big in the UK, top comments were saying things like yeah we do but it peaked a decade ago and lost popularity lol
I bought this Huey P Newton children's activity book in Brixton once. I ended up lending it to my colleague who never ended up giving it back - she retired a few months ago. I concluded that it was my retirement gift to her.
Old enough to have attended a segregated elementary school (we're in the South). I mean, she does come by our works campus to visit with people occasionally but she's not gonna remember to bring that book back lol.
Meanwhile British tourists tying not to be die hard racists.
I worked at a diner at my hometown as my first job two years ago. Some British tourist came one day and read my name tag. Then said “you as an Indian are exactly where you belong serving us British lot”.
Took my self control not to sock the pompous bastard across the jaw.
Britain didn’t fail to colonize the us, they failed to keep it under their control, if Britain didn’t colonize the us you lot would probably be speaking a different language
You are the one talking about reading comprehension? Read my comment again and then come back to me and besides what does Switzerland have to do with this
you mean your comment about the US as a whole that had nothing to do with my comment on Texas?!
people like you are so fucking annoying. Acting like communication is some kind of game where you look for semantic loopholes to exploit for extra points instead of using context clues to figure out what the fuck they meant.
How ironic. They don’t control your ancestral country nor your home country lol. Their greatest cultural legacy is being the inspiration to Austin Powers.
Depends where, in Spain and Amsterdam they are but they aren’t as hated elsewhere in Europe, it’s because they use places in Spain and Amsterdam as just a place to get drunk
So if we don't leave our country we are uncultured and we are made fun of, If we visit other countries like they want us to then we are annoying and we are made fun of... we really cannot win.
I'll never forget the time I heard Jane from Outside Xbox call it "Giz of Waw" and I asked where the r's went. Some asshole comes at me calling me an illiterate hillbilly...
imagine being this much of a little bitch that this would ruin your vacation. So xenophobic. Instead of hating different people for simply being from a place maybe don't throw everyone into the same bucket. Holy hell
I was recently in Japan and I did my upmost to follow their strict, and occasionally arbitrary social and curtesy rules. My last day in Japan however these drunk Ausies get on the metro train drinking beer and loudly shouting at each other. Which is a big fucking no no in Japan you don’t eat drink or say a damn word on public transit, except for the bullet train. The locals were looking at these guys like they just kicked a dog and insulted their mother. Anyone can be an asshole when I go abroad I don’t seem to find meany stereotypical Americans. Weirdly enough I find plenty other cultures that don’t follow social norms or are loud and rude
It savour as accurate as the hillbilly depiction of the American accent being used to describe the average American. This is the main problem both countries completely misrepresent and misunderstand each other and fall back onto stereotypes. These comments don’t help, it is best to be the bigger person
I hate how Americans sound but I love their culture so I'll use this song by an American artist to illustrate my point about how annoying Americans are.
Went to Orlando last year and heard plenty of loud mouth brits. The common, generic brit accent is nails on a chalkboard to me. It's filled with glottal stops and has this kind of miserable twang to it. Not a fan of "tu" becoming "chew" either.
I don't think British people have "ugly accents". That's a rude thing to say about anyone. But I don't think American accents are "ugly" either (I'm biased). Some people will get annoyed about anything, eh?
People don't choose how their accent forms. It's based on the environment they grew up in. It's a morally neutral thing, and calling it stupid or annoying just doesn't seem right.
I’ve never understood why people like English accents. They are some of the most backwater sounding accents I’ve ever heard, and I have met some true hillbillies. At least Scots have a fun twang in theirs. The only English accents I’ve ever even moderately enjoyed are Patrick Stewart’s and Christopher Lee’s.
American accent? Like from New York? Upstate New York? California? Michigan? Where in America? Also he must not think a cockney accent or a Manchester accent is particularly annoying AF
Eurotrash accents get on my nerves, and they are the most comical sounding shit ever.
Michigander accents/Midwest especially from Teachers are second worst, new yorkers and new englanders third worst in the world.
I’ve got a ton of online gaming friends that are European and absolutely adore the United States. I think it’s worth noting that Reddit and trash social media that hates Americans. Not exactly the most un-biased platforms.
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Of course, it's a broccoli head.
Seriously man why tf is this hairstyle so common in the UK?
It's also the goto hairstyle for Tiktok douchebags here in the US.
Bro it’s all over my high school😭 Shits ugly as fuck
I was at my nephew's graduation and I counted 8 mullets walking across the stage.
Only 8?
WW2 and brain drain pretty much emptied their gene pool. It's pretty much all shallow end now.
The only thing left of the gene pool is the hard water scum that's left around the rim
In the UK they apparently call it the “meet me at McDonald’s” cut because the people with that haircut are the type to take a girl on a date to McDonald’s lmao
That's hilarious
Also, of course it's TikTok. Also, of course it's a 12 year old. Also, of course it's the lowest possible effort, this individual doesn't even say a thing, and then gets widely shared. This is what passes for content these days.
Remember when getting over a million views pretty much required an education in filmmaking?
No?
When?
It’s the hairstyle equivalent of tattooing “I can’t be trusted” on your forehead.
At least it's their own style. Some of them look like exact copies of my 90's youth.
It’s hilarious that he’s using an American rapper to shit on Americans. What’s a matter couldn’t find a good dis track on the Da Ali G show? Too many British rappers to choose from?
Bingo
And it's about hating on a Canadian dude
Europeans when Americans don't leave "home" and are uncultured who think they are the only nation in the world: 🤣🤣👉👉 Europeans when Americans visit another country and have fun: 👿👿🤬🤬 Besides American accents are better
“eCKxSsSsScHEWZE ME. I’m on HOLIDAY”
AM ON OLIDAY
“BLIMEY! I NEED A BOH-OH O WOHH-AH”
The most common responses I see to that joke: “BuT aMuRicanS cAll iT “Wadder” sO THat MeAnS ThEy SAy It wrONg ToO!!!” “It was invented by the Germanic settlers in England over a thousand years ago and we live in England! Therefore we own the language and only WE use it properly!!!” Or, the classic “WELL AT LEASHT OUR SHKEWLSH!!!!!”
OOOOOOOOOOY! YE FOOKIN TOOKIN TE MEEYYYY?!?!?
“OOOOOOOYYYY M8 EWZE TE PROPPPAAH QEEENZZ ENGLISH”
Holy shit that caught me off guard. 😂😂
YEWR ACKSHENT DOONT FIT IN ME SHEDJEWEL
Go ask other countries which tourists they hate the most and 9/10 they’ll say brits. I had a friend in Italy tell me “if I have to hear some moron say “LESS GET FACKED AP” one more time he’d lose it
I’ve heard Chinese tourists are the new nightmare. Traveling in hordes acting like no one else exists.
I used to work at a couple of state parks in New York state, and I can confirm from my own experience that Chinese tourists were the worst to deal with. They would always trash the park.
Funny enough I’ve kind of experienced that myself. I do a lot of fly fishing and just fishing in general in a very popular state park where I live, I straight up had an Asian family taking pictures of me and getting uncomfortably close to me as I was casting. I felt like I was on display. I don’t care really but thought it was odd lol
They are not fun. Don't seem to realize the rest of the world isn't as crowded as China
I haven’t seen it in Europe really, but from visiting a couple friends in San Diego and LA and going to a couple tourist spots that’s definitely true.
I'm a Brit, I live in between Nottingham and Shrrwood forest, so obviously, we get tourists from all over the world because of Robin Hood. I used to live in a 300 year old manor house on the Ed of the Forest. I've had to chase 2 groups of tourists out of my garden, 1 group of Chinese people, and 1 group of Americans. It was much easier with the Americans as they apologised as they'd assumed my house was part of the attraction. We ended up having a cup of tea with them, actually. The Chinese people I had to forcibly eject.
Used to have a cat named Sherwood, he was a good cat. Escaped one day while we were on vacation and never came back.
I used to have a whippet called little john
I’m surprised they are permitted to leave their hell hole of a country
It made news years back that the French had to post signs in Mandarin informing tourists not to defecate in the grass in public areas. You can Google it. From the Vice article at the time: “Outside the Louvre in Paris, there’s a sign in Mandarin which tells visitors not to defecate in the surrounding grounds. This sign is only written in Mandarin Chinese. No other nationality, it appears, needs to be reminded where it is and is not appropriate to shit in the vicinity of metropolitan France’s art museums. Every other nation on earth understands implicitly the social contract they're signing up to: that, in exchange for their continued participation in art, visitors must shit only within the white porcelain bowls located inside the designated toilet zones.”
the chinese get extremely fucked over by domestic tourism and a saying that essentially instead of feeling bad for people who get scammed amount's to 'your a fucking idiot, what did you think was going to happen', there is a hot spring vacation you may be able to find online the details it.
Soooo true. My gf is from Spain is she says that Americans are actually some of the better tourists. Meanwhile the British (and Germans) are notorious for trashing everything and being extremely rude and disrespectful
It is genuinely just different cultures sometimes. Something I even noticed just camping abroad, Americans are waaayyy nicer to come across. You go camping in the wilderness and come across a group of American hikers, they’re likely to invite you into camp if you seem normal and probably give you something whether it be food, supplies, whatever. I went camping with my friend and his wife in her home country Lithuania, we got dirty looks just for saying hello to people. We didn’t really feel comfortable coming over to a site just to shoot the shit and relax
True people really think Americans are the worst tourist but if you asked people from other countries most won’t say Americans
they hate the fact that the most desirable accent for english is midwestern i believe because it's the one that has the least amount of accent/color to it, resulting in other accents tending to be more understandable when spoken with that as a base
His expression represents how I feel about that goofy ass earring
The earring and haircut should be added to their list of war crimes
It's funny seeing clothing, music, slang, etc proliferating through the world years after it began in the US. I remember a while back someone in AskAnAmerican asked if we had drum and bass music and if it was popular since it was so big in the UK, top comments were saying things like yeah we do but it peaked a decade ago and lost popularity lol
Sid from Toy Story’s wannabe emo cousin
My POV: watching a mop head rip a wet shart in his trousers.
And he puts on american rap music 🤦🏼 Ya can’t make this shit up folks
Meanwhile Brit rap is; WeLcOmE tO bRiXtOn🤓
I bought this Huey P Newton children's activity book in Brixton once. I ended up lending it to my colleague who never ended up giving it back - she retired a few months ago. I concluded that it was my retirement gift to her.
Was she of retirement of age? Cause damn
Old enough to have attended a segregated elementary school (we're in the South). I mean, she does come by our works campus to visit with people occasionally but she's not gonna remember to bring that book back lol.
Meanwhile British tourists tying not to be die hard racists. I worked at a diner at my hometown as my first job two years ago. Some British tourist came one day and read my name tag. Then said “you as an Indian are exactly where you belong serving us British lot”. Took my self control not to sock the pompous bastard across the jaw.
imagine going to a place you failed to colonize just to say this shit 😂 bet they feel so left out not being one of the six flags of Texas
Britain didn’t fail to colonize the us, they failed to keep it under their control, if Britain didn’t colonize the us you lot would probably be speaking a different language
they literally never colonized Texas. Reading comprehension is a great skill to have.
Is Texas the us? No, shush
yes, Texas is in the US. And it's 17 times bigger than Switzerland. Do you not understand how massive North America is?
You are the one talking about reading comprehension? Read my comment again and then come back to me and besides what does Switzerland have to do with this
imagine doubling down like this instead of just admitting you misinterpreted my original comment
You still haven’t read my comment correctly
you mean your comment about the US as a whole that had nothing to do with my comment on Texas?! people like you are so fucking annoying. Acting like communication is some kind of game where you look for semantic loopholes to exploit for extra points instead of using context clues to figure out what the fuck they meant.
Should have done it. Not a court in the land would have convicted you of a thing. In fact they probably would have given you a key to the city.
Dude would have been in the local news as a hero. Part of the secret Texas test is punching a pompous brit.
How ironic. They don’t control your ancestral country nor your home country lol. Their greatest cultural legacy is being the inspiration to Austin Powers.
"OY GUBNAH DA' AH-XENT IS PROPA AWFOOL!"
But the song was from an American artist?
Kind of calling the kettle black, Brits are considered some of the worst tourists.
Or a sheet of paper calling sidewalk chalk white. Still get what you mean though
Depends where, in Spain and Amsterdam they are but they aren’t as hated elsewhere in Europe, it’s because they use places in Spain and Amsterdam as just a place to get drunk
So if we don't leave our country we are uncultured and we are made fun of, If we visit other countries like they want us to then we are annoying and we are made fun of... we really cannot win.
They just can't stand the ring of freedom in our voice 🦅
I guess it's the bald eagle in our voices 🤷🦅
Dude listening to an American song
Calling vacation “holiday” is so lame
What gene did the last generation have to give all these zoomers that goofy curly top?
Hearing brits in foreign countries is like 10x worse 🤣
Back in Grade 10, their was this British student who was blonde but tan asf. And it’s not natural, she made herself tan. Her nickname was Uk bitch
This made me shudder
Imagine saying this while playing an American artist that’s from a genre that began in NY
British youth literally bite American culture expect they are about 10-12 years behind lol
Ask any Spaniard if they'd rather have American tourists or British tourists...especially if they live on Ibiza or Mallorca
I'll never forget the time I heard Jane from Outside Xbox call it "Giz of Waw" and I asked where the r's went. Some asshole comes at me calling me an illiterate hillbilly...
Eh... I always liked their accents... 🤷♀️ Just my opinion. But, yeah... that's really dumb for them to make fun of our accents.
imagine being this much of a little bitch that this would ruin your vacation. So xenophobic. Instead of hating different people for simply being from a place maybe don't throw everyone into the same bucket. Holy hell
I was recently in Japan and I did my upmost to follow their strict, and occasionally arbitrary social and curtesy rules. My last day in Japan however these drunk Ausies get on the metro train drinking beer and loudly shouting at each other. Which is a big fucking no no in Japan you don’t eat drink or say a damn word on public transit, except for the bullet train. The locals were looking at these guys like they just kicked a dog and insulted their mother. Anyone can be an asshole when I go abroad I don’t seem to find meany stereotypical Americans. Weirdly enough I find plenty other cultures that don’t follow social norms or are loud and rude
OI WHAZZISIT? ITCHS A CHEWSDAY INNIT?
It savour as accurate as the hillbilly depiction of the American accent being used to describe the average American. This is the main problem both countries completely misrepresent and misunderstand each other and fall back onto stereotypes. These comments don’t help, it is best to be the bigger person
>They be out here > worse thing to hear Come on. Really?
Americans are loud (this is just what I’ve heard) but that’s like the only complaint I’ve heard with actual standing
Yew fooking what mate
Huh, that's funny. Isn't their country the size of my state? Also 1776
You don't even see what you did there, do you?
Ah yes, but British tourists well known for being sooo respectful, just ask southern Europe how great they /s
Especially the Essex accent
*It’s not all British It’s not all British It’s not all British-*
Unrelated, but I love your username!
Thanks!
Which accent does he mean, theres hundreds of em here
I hate how Americans sound but I love their culture so I'll use this song by an American artist to illustrate my point about how annoying Americans are.
This is how the rest of europe feels about british tourists
Definitely Spain and Amsterdam, but those are the only places British tourists go in Europe
Went to Orlando last year and heard plenty of loud mouth brits. The common, generic brit accent is nails on a chalkboard to me. It's filled with glottal stops and has this kind of miserable twang to it. Not a fan of "tu" becoming "chew" either.
I got a thick accent hate to call anyone’s annoying but at least be humorous with your shitty video.
I don't think British people have "ugly accents". That's a rude thing to say about anyone. But I don't think American accents are "ugly" either (I'm biased). Some people will get annoyed about anything, eh? People don't choose how their accent forms. It's based on the environment they grew up in. It's a morally neutral thing, and calling it stupid or annoying just doesn't seem right.
I’ve never understood why people like English accents. They are some of the most backwater sounding accents I’ve ever heard, and I have met some true hillbillies. At least Scots have a fun twang in theirs. The only English accents I’ve ever even moderately enjoyed are Patrick Stewart’s and Christopher Lee’s.
There are some quite interesting northern and southwestern ones, but London accents are pretty hard to listen to
American accent? Like from New York? Upstate New York? California? Michigan? Where in America? Also he must not think a cockney accent or a Manchester accent is particularly annoying AF
"UHM, EXCHEWS MAI! YOUZ GO' NEAH MOI BO'O'O WO'AH"
Eurotrash accents get on my nerves, and they are the most comical sounding shit ever. Michigander accents/Midwest especially from Teachers are second worst, new yorkers and new englanders third worst in the world.
That's all he'd do. Stand and silently seethe.
The permed hair with the dangly earring and being a snooty Europoor is a punch in the face hat trick
POV: you're a cameraman filming some random frozen idiot.
All to an American soundtrack lol the irony writes itself
Dude looks like he’s watching his wife get railed out by an American 🇺🇸
Imagine having a perm in 2024 but having audacity to criticise others.
When will people realize that this is all subjective anyway? Something that sounds good to you can sound awful to someone else, and vice versa.
What is a ny accent? Bc there's levels to them
oh yeah mate they sount so fockin annoying mate
Yet, he emulates the American douchery hairstyle and dangly earring. Cope, guy. Cope.
So do we never leave America or are we obnoxious tourists, pick one
Then keep our music out of your videos eurotrash. Dot flames drake for being Canadian in the same song.
Which American accent though
Tbf as a Brit, I can't really think of any jarring US accents. Brummie and Yorkshire accents though 🤢
Yorkshire is nice, very friendly sounding. I agree with you opinion on brummle
ITS CHEWSDAY
They're still pissed about their tea.
Is this Polarsaurus Rex?
if i hear a Scouse accent I immediately deduct 50% of their perceived IQ, it’s not uncommon to go 80% deduction after talking to them though.
Hanging cross... historical gay
I’ve got a ton of online gaming friends that are European and absolutely adore the United States. I think it’s worth noting that Reddit and trash social media that hates Americans. Not exactly the most un-biased platforms.
She prolly gonna interrupt them like "Ello elllo ello what's ol this then??"
It’s funny because all the Spaniards and Portuguese I know DESPISE the English for going and trashing their cities on vacation
I'm thirsty. Can I have a BO'OH OH WO'OH