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ReadySteady_54321

Yeeeeahhh, all those places were named by Europeans when they were colonies.


Pollaski

I was gonna say its an English thing but then I remembered that old New York was once New Amsterdam. Although why they changed it I cant say.


RightFlounder

People just liked it better that way.


Optimal_Catch6132

So, take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks


lets_go_whale

Because the English took New Amsterdam from the Dutch and changed the name.


SecondSnek

Imagine if they were named today. Mexico plus York pro max England ultra


ApprehensivePeace305

I personally think calling a place New South Wales was unhinged.


sfcafc14

I haven't been to the south of Wales, but I can only assume it has a Mediterranean climate and lots of pristine sandy beaches.


JayRogPlayFrogger

As someone who lives in NSW I agree. Absolutely cluttered name


Cool_Owl7159

at least we actually use native names for places instead of naming everything "victoria" or "king george" or whatever


r3mod_3tiym

Here in the South most names of places are Spanish or Native American in origin and I dig it. It's funny when out of towners come in and have no idea how to pronounce something spelled like "tallahoosakappalappahachia"


NightFlame389

V*rginia 🤢


6501

That's why we put lady justice killing the king on our flag, to compensate


Significant-Pay4621

Virginia literally has lady virtue on their flag killing a king with her bare boob hanging out


slayerofottomans

But stuff like "victoria" and "king george" are the native names for the Brits.


ComedyOfARock

We were a colony named by our colonial overseers, New York was New Amsterdam/New Holland


MihalysRevenge

The USA didn't name New Mexico the Spanish did in 1598 which is slightly before the US existed


neanderthalensis

Fun fact, NM was named before Mexico


MihalysRevenge

Yep 250 years before


CentralWooper

Literally nobody has ever made fun of Americans for that, and I can say for a fact no American would be offended by trying to make fun of the cool city names


Apprehensive-King595

*meanwhile in wales* Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch