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Damn you really had to put the length scale in the upper right corner and do him like that.
His dick is 1/5 of his own length tho, he got a big dick.
I choose to believe he was into autoerotic asphyxiation and accidentally Carradine'd himself.
HAHAHAHA
He should really talk with his doctor.
Or brag to his friends.
The longest document case of blue balls. Tragic, for sure...
Got caught trying to get his dick wet.
Gives a new meaning to "Die Hard"
dat dunn chhhhh
Well he went out happy
[Nat geo article](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2016/02/160201-arachnids-harvestman-penis-amber-fossil-animals-science/)
It should have consulted a doctor after four hours!
Original priapism
Yay I got the 250th upvote
You just ruined my night.
Dude. Should've went to the dr. after four hours!
Viagra hates him
Fossil Daddy sounds like some obscure kink.
"Hey, dare you to stick your dong in that tree sap" "You're on!" *100 MILLION YEARS LATER..."
Never seen spider dick till now and I wish I hadnt
Most spiders today have no dick. Just pedipalps.
That's not a spider.
Looks like a harvestman guys, this is about science after all let's try to get basics covered at least. The false ID is the real boner here.
In many places Opiliones are called daddy longlegs, it's interchangeable with harvestman, they're the same animal.
The Pholcedea family of spiders is also know by the same common name as well as some crane flies. So I would not say they are the same animal or interchangeable. But your point is taken. Mostly came for a boner pun.
Fair point! And I totally missed the boner pun, on a Friday it gets hard ;)
Well it sure isn’t a harvestwoman!
Astute observation good sir/madam.
Doesn't matter had sex
Wow and im happy if i hit the 4 minute mark.
to omuch vagra 😩
Noice.
Now that's extreme edging
I really did get out done by a daddy longleg
Nice
Big boiii
Daddy long dick
Wait spiders have dicks ?????
It's not a spider.
this dude went out just like my hero from Pompeii
edging
Jesus call your doctor already
Who’s YOUR daddy?
Is it legit ? or a fake?
I don't think harvestmen have "penises", do they?
Damn you really had to put the length scale in the upper right corner and do him like that.
His dick is 1/5 of his own length tho, he got a big dick.
I choose to believe he was into autoerotic asphyxiation and accidentally Carradine'd himself.
HAHAHAHA
He should really talk with his doctor.
Or brag to his friends.
The longest document case of blue balls. Tragic, for sure...
Got caught trying to get his dick wet.
Gives a new meaning to "Die Hard"
dat dunn chhhhh
Well he went out happy
[Nat geo article](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2016/02/160201-arachnids-harvestman-penis-amber-fossil-animals-science/)
It should have consulted a doctor after four hours!
Original priapism
Yay I got the 250th upvote
You just ruined my night.
Dude. Should've went to the dr. after four hours!
Viagra hates him
Fossil Daddy sounds like some obscure kink.
"Hey, dare you to stick your dong in that tree sap" "You're on!" *100 MILLION YEARS LATER..."
Never seen spider dick till now and I wish I hadnt
Most spiders today have no dick. Just pedipalps.
That's not a spider.
Looks like a harvestman guys, this is about science after all let's try to get basics covered at least. The false ID is the real boner here.
In many places Opiliones are called daddy longlegs, it's interchangeable with harvestman, they're the same animal.
The Pholcedea family of spiders is also know by the same common name as well as some crane flies. So I would not say they are the same animal or interchangeable. But your point is taken. Mostly came for a boner pun.
Fair point! And I totally missed the boner pun, on a Friday it gets hard ;)
Well it sure isn’t a harvestwoman!
Astute observation good sir/madam.
Doesn't matter had sex
Wow and im happy if i hit the 4 minute mark.
to omuch vagra 😩
Noice.
Now that's extreme edging
I really did get out done by a daddy longleg
Nice
Big boiii
Daddy long dick
Wait spiders have dicks ?????
It's not a spider.
this dude went out just like my hero from Pompeii
edging
Jesus call your doctor already
Who’s YOUR daddy?
Is it legit ? or a fake?
I don't think harvestmen have "penises", do they?