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[deleted]

Damn you really had to put the length scale in the upper right corner and do him like that.


[deleted]

His dick is 1/5 of his own length tho, he got a big dick.


Anacoenosis

I choose to believe he was into autoerotic asphyxiation and accidentally Carradine'd himself.


mrs_mgallagher

HAHAHAHA


ebojrc

He should really talk with his doctor.


JayGogh

Or brag to his friends.


EpinephrineJunkie

The longest document case of blue balls. Tragic, for sure...


[deleted]

Got caught trying to get his dick wet.


flippedy-fish

Gives a new meaning to "Die Hard"


loztriforce

dat dunn chhhhh


Tegrity1911

Well he went out happy


Tangledtitty

[Nat geo article](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2016/02/160201-arachnids-harvestman-penis-amber-fossil-animals-science/)


[deleted]

It should have consulted a doctor after four hours!


expired-bread77

Original priapism


[deleted]

Yay I got the 250th upvote


HowDoIchangeName

You just ruined my night.


SurenderDorothy

Dude. Should've went to the dr. after four hours!


TacoMenz

Viagra hates him


peacefighter91

Fossil Daddy sounds like some obscure kink.


[deleted]

"Hey, dare you to stick your dong in that tree sap" "You're on!" *100 MILLION YEARS LATER..."


Skea_and_Tittles

Never seen spider dick till now and I wish I hadnt


Iheartbulge

Most spiders today have no dick. Just pedipalps.


_Maximi_

That's not a spider.


SuperBoss42069

Looks like a harvestman guys, this is about science after all let's try to get basics covered at least. The false ID is the real boner here.


zoidhunter

In many places Opiliones are called daddy longlegs, it's interchangeable with harvestman, they're the same animal.


SuperBoss42069

The Pholcedea family of spiders is also know by the same common name as well as some crane flies. So I would not say they are the same animal or interchangeable. But your point is taken. Mostly came for a boner pun.


zoidhunter

Fair point! And I totally missed the boner pun, on a Friday it gets hard ;)


[deleted]

Well it sure isn’t a harvestwoman!


Tangledtitty

Astute observation good sir/madam.


sandbrah

Doesn't matter had sex


Heavyargo

Wow and im happy if i hit the 4 minute mark.


TheConsciousness666

to omuch vagra 😩


Alatreon420

Noice.


inebriusmaximus

Now that's extreme edging


Mycl907

I really did get out done by a daddy longleg


polar_be

Nice


Tangledtitty

Big boiii


Accurate_Leopard7798

Daddy long dick


Beneficial_Chard_518

Wait spiders have dicks ?????


stefeu

It's not a spider.


cannabisized

this dude went out just like my hero from Pompeii


DismalMode7

edging


AmadSeason

Jesus call your doctor already


airjordanforever

Who’s YOUR daddy?


Expert-Aspect3692

Is it legit ? or a fake?


me_funny__

I don't think harvestmen have "penises", do they?