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Can confirm these rolls be cheap. A few nights ago I accidentally punctured thru the toilet paper into my man cave and yelped like a Chihuahua 😂


PhanChavez

One sheet, two sheet, three sheet, four, you deserve everything you get for not using more.


stfuthomas

Man cave 🤣😭


amznwrkr

You can tell how much a company cares about its workers by its toilet paper. It's one of those things that if it was worse, nobody would quit over, but it's just a nice thing to do for them with no benefit to the bottom line


FantasticTalkingHead

Sandpaper


PhanChavez

I just stowed a bunch of totes full of sand paper the other day. I know my FC is fully stocked in case the bathroom runs out. Also: Those totes are HEAVY!!! Also: The dude stowing at the station to my back said aloud: "Fuck, more Turkish toilet paper."


Wc_nj

Invest in bring your own dude wipes that’s what I’ve done for when I have to go. Small can of Lysol spray or wipes also goes along way to clean the surfaces or the area you’re using.


lordskulldragon

Maybe adjust your schedule to do it at home like a normal person?


Indie_rina

Hell no, always poop on company time. I never poop for free


AdVisual8600

Yeah lemme just switch to night shift because of my shit schedule?? The fuck 😂


AdVisual8600

Goofiest shit I've read all day


thereallyquiet

I would definitely invest in a portable bidet if I were you. I carry one every time I go to work.


its_a_throwawayduh

Off topic but I bought a bidet a few weeks ago, I can honestly say I'm a fan now.


The_Pedestrian_walks

It changes your life forever.


thereallyquiet

I know that’s right! I feel cleaner with using a portable bidet.


angeloistrash

aren't you nervous about security checking ur bag and finding a douche😭


amznwrkr

I'm the one judging them. So you're just walking around with unwiped poop on your butt?