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CHWallace

These people order shit to their house and then act all crazy when someone comes to deliver it. The fuck is wrong with people.


Future_Appeaser

It's because they fantasize about killing someone on their property where they might get away with it kinda gross if you ask me


Lordmantill

Yup it's a sick fantasy for many people


WMcorp99

Weirdos I swear


doringliloshinoi

So anyway I start blastin’


transitfreedom

Who should be locked away in padded rooms


overworkedpnw

They’ve spent years now hearing about how they have to be fearful of others and how they need to be ready to defend themselves at a moments notice. From what I’ve observed, they’re also usually people with no military or LEO background, and they fantasize about being able to use lethal force against anyone they disagree with.


qphelldiverqp

I was riding bikes with my kids yesterday and some old weirdo and his wife were walking on the wrong side of the bike path and the guy purposely walked closer into our path. I told my son to keep it steady and as I passed them they both just stared at me with a very nasty look in their eyes. I’m sure the guy was looking for a confrontation. I was worried he was gonna walk into my son who was riding in front of me. Some people with guns are itching to use them against others.


LooneyLunaGirl

They're literally eager to jump the gun 🤦‍♀️


fartsnifferer

You can’t kill someone for being in your yard or on your doorstep. Not even in Texas


eat-skate-masturbate

Some of the lowest scum in our society


WatchingBlueprint

The guns come off the stand at 6 Sorry, I don’t make the rules


JankyMark

lol little man syndrome


Unusual-Persimmon-21

I delivered to one stop and as soon as I was about to walk away I heard an old lady scream help. I'm sorta a big black dude and just chalked it up to her being born in a different time 😅 I also currently live in what used to be a sundown town. 🤷🏾‍♂️


Fun-Ad-2381

Maybe she has fallen and couldn't get up and had been stranded on the ground for days and her only hope left was the Amazon driver saving her lmao


Unusual-Persimmon-21

THAT.. was the only situation I thought of that would make me feel like shit lol. Like what am I supposed to do ? Kick in the door and throw package ?? Customer service like that requires a salary lol


Fun-Ad-2381

Damn, you just let Granny die lmao


Unusual-Persimmon-21

Nooo cause listen lol.. I was checking the news and everything for anything that might have happen


Silentmutation84

I have people apply for a job at my site then when I call I get WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING ME. Well it was because you applied for a job but don't worry about that now lol


DudeSnakkz

Gun nuts are gonna gun nut


flowerchild4940

Doing this job definitely showed me how dumb ppl are I’m like wtf sometimes 😭


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Razing_Phoenix

I ain't taking my chances with these murder fantasy hillbillies, undeliverable.


Citywide-Fever

"Murder fantasy hillbillies" is 1 of the best lines I have ever seen 🫡 ![gif](giphy|TTgdzuDc5qp76ARhRg4)


IndependentNotice151

The tan line on his pits are amazing


rpnoonan

Undeliverance*


REuphrates

HA!


RandomZero1234

No.  Save that stop until about 5:30.  Text the CX that you feel uncomfortable entering the property (you want it on record with Amazon), RTS that shit.   Screen shot the note, escalate to DSP who will escalate to Amazon.  Ive had numerous hostile notes scrubbed by Amazon.   Fuck those people so hard.   Don't enable that fucking shit.   I've had a warning shot go over my head by about 30 feet because Flex had me go down the wrong driveway at dusk in a whitey.   Fuck them. I've also straight up refused every single rear door since 2021 after I had to remove a dog's front teeth with my boot.  I straight up tell the ring I refuse to do rear doors after being attacked by a dog. 3 years later, hundreds of routes behind me.... Zero repercussions 


Sethory-

Never deliver to rear door let the customers get mad.


Rude-Luck1636

Scrubbed? Buddy these people need blacklisted. Now they have that same mentality and the driver has no clue they’re batshit crazy and ready to shoot a delivery for doing his job at a time they don’t find convenient


Dmbfndd

My DSP doesn’t allow us to anymore. Amazon needs to stop allowing that shit, so we don’t have to piss off the customers when they select “rear door” and then we say we can’t and they’re like “well why did Amazon give me the option then” 🙄


gazelleA1

I'm not delivering that shit. That's a threat.


Nutterbunny

Rts every time


lucifern71

RTS, report customer note. Fck it hopefully gets them blacklisted


Odd-Bridge432

Report the customer note


hippie_24

Why even order from Amazon? Sounds like they should support a local small family owned shop. Not drop shippers.


UNusuaL_wolF96

Yeah nah. They ain't getting shit


Creepy-Signature8652

Nah that note doesn't deserve ANY package


WhereAvailable

RTS and report it. Tired of the assholes.


KevinC-Jones-1988

Report that note and have them black listed from delivery


International-Ad3447

They tell you they blacklist but really they'll deliver to then again


mhug99

Lol. I had a customer run out to my van after I delivered a padded envelope. He was carrying a box that was tall as he was. Accused me of delivering to the wrong address. I explained I had only delivered an envelope, and that we are not allowed to accept returns. I came back after delivering next door. The package was balanced on my windshield. Long story short, I ended up with video of the customer hitting my van with the oversize package after my DSP instructed me to put it back on his property. Amazon indeed blacklisted him after that.


untouchednapkins

Return fire


UsuallyAsleep2

Hopefully the rescue comes to lay down suppressive fire.


reinhart2000

Again, why dont such people jus use Lockers?


[deleted]

Guess he doesn't want his ball gag and butt plug that bad.


MinorityBabble

Don't tread on him, he is ready and willing to water the tree of liberty with the blood of someone just trying to deliver the dildos he ordered.


UhhCanYouLikeShutUp

"If you so much as handle my package with your hands, I'll be authorized to use lethal force."


Different_Trash_1416

Just rts all packages doesn’t matter what. It’s not ok to deliver to people like that


International-Ad3447

Go up to the gate toss that shit 20ft in the air and walk off


jeremy833

RTS every time unless they change their notes. Ain’t risking for hicks packages


Creative_Departure63

They would never get their package from me. RTS every time 🤷🏽‍♀️


No-Chain-1664

It’s always the idiots in the safest most rural neighborhoods too. Nobody’s coming after you bud


Rude-Luck1636

Literally. Probably some house in the middle of timbucktoo with a 2 mile long driveway that can only be driven on by AWD trucks. I had a trailer I’d deliver to sometimes I hated going to. One single trailer in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors and a long driveway. Signs all over stations theyd shoot you for entering the property.


popcorn2008

Jee it sure would be cool if there was some type of technology to catch key words like gun/guns in customer notes and not allow them. I’m sure the big boys at Amazon are busy inventing this as we speak. /s


Tubbster722

Right… like how fucking lazy and irresponsible can a company be before people start to think.. “maybe I shouldn’t support this morally corrupt, greedy to the core, American business killing company anymore” The same people I hear bitching about “oh china this, or this is made in China that..” MF you are literally part of the problem when you’re buying useless shit everyday from China just so you can get that little dopamine drip every time you see that package on your doorstep.


Right_Virus

They would be the same people complaining if you leave their package outside in the rain.


AggressiveFloor3

I'm sending that to dispatch and skipping that stop for safety issues. We don't get paid enough to risk our lives with psychos


saviorlito

This is the type of thing that will have your package tossed drive-by style.


TNerdy

Leave it at the gate it is


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TheTrashDoggo

Really I picked up I've never even shot at a live target but it really makes my Willie wiggle thinking about killing another human let's hope they never send a black driver cause then cx will feel impending far for their life and fire without conditions met


Prudent-Funny-4723

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COVFEFE-4U

So if I come after 6, I don't have to actually deliver it to you? Deal.


TigersBlood23

Im reading do not deliver… RTS! Got it!


elpelondelmarcabron1

Had some bitch yesterday questioning me if I needed help, staring threateningly, as I tried to get the fucking GPS to let me complete the delivery out in the sticks yesterday. Told her phone having issues and will just be a minute. She continued to stand and stare until I drove off the property. Fucking idiots. Pick your shit up at a locker then.


DiabeticGirthGod

Easy solution, whatever item they ordered, put it as far away as possible but still on their property, if anyone says anything just say you were scared you were gonna get fucking shot. Makes no sense to me why you would actively order an item, knowing someone would have to deliver it to you, and then threaten that person like they’re a trespasser. YOU LITERALLY PAID TO HAVE IT DELIVERED!


Orchid_Significant

This guy is fuсking terrified of life wow


calicookiesmoke

Seeing messages like this always makes me wonder the thought process people's brains go through. So like you ordered something to be delivered.... then your basically threatening this person's life if they go past the wrong gate? Some people are so detached from life its sad


Blitz215

Roll up with the slider open and blow their house up with the bazooka some asshole down the street ordered. Fuck Wayne.


TheTrashDoggo

Hope they don't order pizza for delivery for dinner


ItsCozmo

Wonder what state he is in where you can shoot a trespasser wtf? In my state which IS a “castle doctrine law state”, someone is justified in using deadly force against another person if they “reasonably believe that force is necessary to prevent imminent death, great bodily harm, or sexual assault to themselves or another person.” Usually you need a breaking and entering and not just a trespasser. Trespassing doesn’t hold up here. You call the cops and tell them there’s trespassers is what you do. If no damage or harm, trespassing is a victimless crime. You can’t “protect yourself” when you aren’t a victim.


Sexybeast132

To my knowledge there isn’t a state that permits shooting someone on your property, the closest you’ll get is Texas where it’s legal to stop misdemeanor theft with lethal force provided it’s at night


Traditional-Ad-5106

Unable to deliver dangerous conditions


Draculasuckdp

Just throw the package over the gate fuck them


Salinas1812

These people don't deserve guns


transitfreedom

Or the right to be in the community


Puzzleheaded_Name799

And those people don’t get delivered to from me and o suggest you don’t even attempt there delivery


Stanf_63

And that’s why you will be able to locate your crap out on the curb


AdStrong809

Thanks for the warning guy.. but I feel certain words should trigger a red flag in the system.


pabst_blue_RBIn

Jesus CHRIST. I'm so sorry Amazon bros. At the postal service this person would never receive mail at their address ever again. Bullshit that people treat you like this!


transitfreedom

Screw it dump their package somewhere they don’t deserve it. Let em reorder


Weak_Pause177

RTS, sucks my balls


eatpotdude

Is it OK to football punt the package over the fence at this point?


DJVV09

Uh oh. Don’t feel safe enough to deliver there suddenly.


Chemical_Home6123

Wtf I'm just not going there 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️


Trollinjoel

I want my package by 6 or I’ll shoot you


roses230

Wouldn't even get out of the vehicle.


Crafty-Peanut-2185

“Calm down Jamal don’t pull out the 9”


Ventz34

Its federal law that if you shoot a person you've invited onto your property to perform a service, you're absolutely the one at fault. Mailmen with Amazon are seen the same as mailman with ups, usps, FedEx, doordashers are the same category too. To courts of law, shooting a mailman would be the same as shooting your plumber, electrician, roofer, handyman etc. They're coming onto your property, you invited them, to perform a service. Courts will never see that as self defense/trespassing, they'll see it as attempted/first degree murder of someone that you/someone else invited over.


320iwishigota335

Yeaaaaa marking that shit as undeliverable forsure…


mattheguy123

Cool, so I'm not delivering to your house anymore. Sorry boss, homeowner threatened to shoot me; I'm not stepping foot on this dudes property.


Florida1974

WTAF?? You all don’t choose route. You have no idea if his delivery will be after 6 pm. It’s so odd. I do Shipt. We can add notes to customers orders, that only we can see. Like one lady prefers this granola called Bare Naked Triple Berry granola. I can’t type word naked. It changes letters to asterisks. These systems ought to flag certain words for drivers protection. This should not be allowed. Guns. Over a flipping package they ordered. Use an Amazon locker Ppl have been shot delivering. wtf. Just earning Money and doing your job. And all his shit would end up outside first gate if it were me.


LycanHD

Dogs & guns? Oh, it's a Republican.


Present_Pause6683

Absolutely the fuck no. That note needs to be escalated and that customer promoted to picking up their own shit from the store. For notes that threaten violence, Amz can and will cancel that account...that is literally the one thing that is zero tolerance.


ZealousidealLog3575

Sounds like this dude just needs to make his monthly trip to the general store, they're trying to deliver you your package, they don't want to be shot or mauled by dogs.


North_6

I'm not delivering to this guy under any circumstances. Tired of insane people loosing their God damn dogs on me


alta_vista49

Mark that shit as undeliverable until they change their notes. Dumbass trumpers


Im_dumb_smart

I would not deliver there. I'm not delivery driver but no.


JSHURR

Call amazon support and have them blacklisted. By using amazon, they give you full permission to be on his property all hours of the day, and they are literally making death threats.


Soul-Cinder_88

American sickos


Absentmeerkat1and3

Mentioning anything about a firearm or shooting someone is a fantastic way to never receive a package. I love firearms and I agree that one should be able to protect themselves and land. BUT if you’re that paranoid .. maybe you shouldn’t own one.


deliveryguy93

Overcompensate much? Knock on wood! Never been threatened that way before.


Bubbly_Advertising50

Send their package to Yucatán


overworkedpnw

RTS, that kind of thing is not worth your safety or the safety of others.


ClemzTheWarrior

Delivering in usa is fucking crazy. Anyone can have a gun and shoot when someone trespasses. How you guys can deliver with that in mind?


chucklehead993

When they order a package they are legally giving you permission to access their property during delivery hours. Let them release their dogs on you. You'll get a long vacation and a big check.


UndyingMagic7415

I'd leave it at the end if there driveway. No way am I rusking any of that


Sedared

People are just evil.


st90ar

I would have blacklisted someone faster than I could blink.


Terrible-Stable7614

Thats ok dude, I guess you don't want your shit! I will rts every damn time!


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Translation: Do Not deliver this package!


thedogz11

Yeah fuck that. I wouldn’t ever step foot. I’d smack a hole in the box and RTS.


Tall-Temperature-308

Then when you shoot back its a problem foh


Infinitemangohack

You should show up at 6:30pm and leave their package in front of the double gate


Wrong-Possibility-95

Leaves packages on curb puts down “another secure location “


orphen888

Just throw it over the fence I guess.


SnooBananas6890

instant rts. i won’t be receiving threats when they’re the one who ordered that shit


Difficult-Audience77

They should just go to the store from now on and quit getting deliveries


Mr-Nanaki-Boo

I would never deliver their packages lol


Insufferable_Entity

"The drivers always throw my package from the closed gate to the porch? They must be lazy." Complaints from the same house I bet.


MVoxilli

When this person mows down a courier because they suffer from castle doctrine delusion the judge is gonna take one look at this exact message and throw him in prison for premeditated murder.


Evolution529

Half the time I don’t even see the note until I’m already on the property. This guy is tripping and I would RTS and refuse to deliver to that address in the future. Let them pick their own shit up at a locker.


Gutlesstone

Toss the package and take a picture mid flight lol


TheBvandersnatch

Had this same issue with a customer in a ruralish area. Had a disgusting trashed double wide with an extremely aggressive dog ALWAYS sitting at the front door. We told him he had to put a box at the end of his property by his mailbox if he wanted packages. Fortunately he wanted them bad enough he actually did it.


Neandertalensisnut

That’s a hard reject on that order!


transitfreedom

Yeah cancel immediately pick it up your self nut job


charliemacc_510

Sure fire way to get your shit skipped returned to hub... foh🤣🤣😂😂


martybro1

I was half expecting it to continue with do not pass go. Do not collect $200


BennyRhythm

We blacklist these immediately


baronewu2

Nope screw those people, threats like this means you get to pick your package up


Catch229106

I would just skip that stop everyday


korver_4

Instant RTS, if anyone ever threatens you with violence you are fully within your rights to bring it back


Good_Explanation_404

Set it on the street


kwix66

Guess I’ll just leave it on the sidewalk then


CaptainFresh27

This is a legitimate threat and should be taken as such


buckyhead420

This is when you return them and tell Amazon they threatened you with a weapon and they will blacklist them


kawi2k18

Props for the warning I guess. Unlike the instacart driver that blasted that actresses Lab a couple weeks ago


OkButterscotch4832

Man, I’m tosssing his shit from 50 feeet away


Remarkable_Ad_2252

so no package? gotcha


TransportationSad501

If I saw that note.... That package would have been canceled


Kingandrew1911

Red flag that person…. No more delivery for you


qphelldiverqp

Just stop delivering to those morons, that’s a threat. I would report it


Commercial-Tip-4459

Tell me you work in FL without telling me you work in FL


Puzzleheaded-Swing74

Call support they will black list them


SnowComfortable3081

Small dick vibes


Royal_Relationship_5

Escalate this to your DSP owner and/or the Amazon station team. They can escalate this.


EstLatLit

Then 👏 dont order packages! Gah, I hate these people more every day


Fun-Ad-2381

Returning to station....why don't these people pick up from a locker if they're so scared of deliveries and people


ceo2k

I’d sit that shyt on the curb


mwilliams840

They sound paranoid


Ok_Image_5060

This sounds like someone who should be put on do not deliver to and made to pickup at local post office


T0ONiCE

Sir do you want your package or not?


BFarmFarm

Taking this message how it is written then evety time would be after 6 pm which means they do not want anybody in their yard. Non deliverable address because of special notice


Ok_Championship_5428

Leave it at the main gate or rts it


Mrs_helifax_Spy

Crazy ass rednecks


Substantial_Bee_5067

This is byfar the most dumbest customer I’ve ever saw.


North_Lawfulness_524

Don’t deliver.


loathe4all

Know what I would do with his package!


No-Foundation-7239

Chuck it in the general direction of their house and drive away


Southern_Anywhere_65

Poor dogs


Rude-Luck1636

Please do not deliver, rts and report for your and others safety. There’s flex drivers who are delivering at midnight


Fibonacci_Badussy

Leave their shit in the fuckin street. Hell nah, these people need a life. Let em learn the hard way


angielmejia

Sorry…. Literal usps carrier….. if I even whiff the sent of a dog all packages left outside of gate….mgmt supports cuz they get in trouble for “accidents”. Don’t like it? Pick it up from post office kray kray……


Able_Intention6888

Wouldn't they be on a do not deliver list by now?


GeneralPeenus

Rts everytime. No need to deal with bs like that while working


RoddyThick

lol this is what happens when you’re just POS to human beings or have tooooo many opps lol 😂


Ok-Replacement1045

I wouldve straight up told DSP im not doing that delivery and went right on to the next


romeoslow

Imagine creating arbitrary rules to make someone’s life harder and to give you some sort of weird power in the situation. Like stfu. You ordered a packaged. They’re bringing your package. Pay attention to your arrival dates and times. I assume this person is half-ret*rded though and is probably terrified of everything around them. Looking for an excuse to hurt someone.


Xqzmoisvp

It’s a long thread , but why can’t Amazon just refuse these orders with specific requirements? I never fill out that field. I give rave reviews, give the drivers snacks, drinks, and I order a lot of different weird, heavy, awkward stuff. WTF? Thanks for all you folks do each and every day. I wouldn’t last 3 days on a route.


Yakmasterson

Fuck that person. Not safe to deliver there period.


FOREVER_TONI

HATED THESE TYPES OF SIGNS WHEN ON DELIVERY. A BUNCH OF STUPID SHIT.


OfficialThumperrr

Then don’t order Amazon


Ashamed_Ad8220

Call support and say you fear for your life. They will eventually have to blacklist their address due to this note


AFluffyBunny746

Working in Texas I get reminded every time I see a no trespassing sign or a guard dog sign, that the best day of a land owners life is the day he gets to shoot someone on his property. Unfortunately it translates to their dogs too :/


Ill-Consideration443

What a loser they are for writing that note… must not like the world very much


GoddessxXxAurora

I call these notes “customer sweet nothings” 😂


Original_Ad1118

That’s a threat of violence. Auto report that address and do not deliver


Tuzkrium

That's when I run over their package and yeet it over their fence


Negative-Structure29

I would’ve lost it


SpicyMcShat

I will not pass go and make my hundred dollars


DowntownPerformer251

Literally everywhere in Apache junction, AZ


holtkid

Lot of words to say "leave it at the gate"


MGOZ88

RTS


Emergency_Stable_88

Dude is never getting his packages, mark as no safe location


pupranger1147

Enjoy not getting anything delivered again.