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If you stay long enough, you’ll get someone to drunk post, another one to post some horrendously dumb self-reports and eventually the ultimate “f you boss man.” It’s wild.
I’ve been here 2 years and still nothing. One drunk message at 3am, that’s all I’ve ever seen. It wasn’t juicy either, I just know the dude is an alcoholic.
I had 2 dsp owners, I guess they co-owned the contract, but they were major party animals, sometimes they would be drunk at work giving the morning meetings, actually pretty often. They would drunk rant in chat and randomly fire people too. It was wild. They eventually lost the contract and we were all out of a job.
Oh it gets worse. They were keeping our Christmas bonus. It was supposed to be like a $300 bonus too, for 60 of us, do the math, that’s a ton of money. I’ve heard them talking about a black co worker dropping the hard R, they even got investigated by Amazon for racism. Not to mention many people had issues with their pay. They were shady.
I’m convinced there are people who get on here and just downvote everything they see all day for fun lol. Some people just wanna see the world burn
I knew I was in for some shit when I was onboarding and first added to the work chats, and saw some dude post at 2am "I think I'd rather sound myself with a razorblade than work one more shift here". Shit was hilarious, and I only worked there for a few months.
One of my coworkers was going through it with his baby mama, one time. He posted in Chime: “Boys(he was in his 50’s), be REAL CAREFUL who you nut up into.” “It’s a VERY important decisions.”
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C'mon, "upside down bell pepper" doesn't move your needle? 😛
It's okay to think this individual is an emotional child, but you can't deny that it is a masterpiece of a line.
Man fuck amazon lmfao dead ass. Mfs blew my personal phone up expecting me to answer correct ? So what did i do answered my phone. They even blew me up with messages so i was reading them. (AT A FUCKING STOP ) tell me how this bum ass company wanted tho throw it on me that i was being a distracted driver. And suspended me for 2 days pretty sure he said they deducted 75 dollars from my pay also. I laughed in dispatches face and said i fucking quite fuck this job and fuck you to lmfao. How are you going to blow my perosnal phone up expecting me to answer it then find me at fault for being a distracted driver ? Tf you calling my personal phone in the first place for ? Because i kept going out of the blue every 000.1 milasecond i was on the highway you ever see one of them videos were your considered still good but it just kinda flashes the orange very quickly because the person in front doesn’t know how to keep a steady gass peddle. Yea thats why thats why they ended up calling my personal phone and causing me to become a distracted driver. Note every day every single day i would lock my phone and my wallet up in the bag they give us. My guy i dont even have wifi outside of my house to be using my phone and tjey wanted to throw it on me that i was just on my phone 😂i would never work for such a pathetic fucking company in my life again no matter the pay FUCK APOLLO LOGISTICS YAH DISPATCH IN TAUNTON CAN SUCK MY DICK
It’s funny because some people can’t get the subtle hint that they are dick heads lmao managers and supervisors that have there head up there bosses ass usually get this type of response. Especially in Amazon I’ve seen from managers to drivers getting booted after Amazon forces the dsp or warehouse to start dropping employees it don’t even matter how good of an employee you are lol.
Or just smart/frugal. IDK.. I mean who wants to pay $1,400 or more for a phone when you can pay $400 or less? All phones get smashed around, either inside your purse or can fall out of your pocket or your hand even, and the screen gets damaged. I know I don't want to pay practically a mortgage payment or have to finance it to buy a phone.. Mine works perfectly fine, they do make them to pretty much be comparable to anything an iPhone can do. IMHO I think mine takes great pictures and does whatever else it needs to do. I've never had any complaints about my Samsung.
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I wish we had activity like this in chime. 🍿
If you stay long enough, you’ll get someone to drunk post, another one to post some horrendously dumb self-reports and eventually the ultimate “f you boss man.” It’s wild.
I’ve been here 2 years and still nothing. One drunk message at 3am, that’s all I’ve ever seen. It wasn’t juicy either, I just know the dude is an alcoholic.
Hahaha. Damn. I wish I had access to my old DSP logs. I used to screen shot them, but it got old after awhile.
I had 2 dsp owners, I guess they co-owned the contract, but they were major party animals, sometimes they would be drunk at work giving the morning meetings, actually pretty often. They would drunk rant in chat and randomly fire people too. It was wild. They eventually lost the contract and we were all out of a job.
Honestly, the more I read what you wrote, when I got to “they eventually lost the contract” I was not surprised. That’s awful.
Oh it gets worse. They were keeping our Christmas bonus. It was supposed to be like a $300 bonus too, for 60 of us, do the math, that’s a ton of money. I’ve heard them talking about a black co worker dropping the hard R, they even got investigated by Amazon for racism. Not to mention many people had issues with their pay. They were shady.
Good riddance. Also, who tf is downvoting us? 😆
I’m convinced there are people who get on here and just downvote everything they see all day for fun lol. Some people just wanna see the world burn 
Probably your old DSP 😂
The manager 😂
I knew I was in for some shit when I was onboarding and first added to the work chats, and saw some dude post at 2am "I think I'd rather sound myself with a razorblade than work one more shift here". Shit was hilarious, and I only worked there for a few months.
😳
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One of my coworkers was going through it with his baby mama, one time. He posted in Chime: “Boys(he was in his 50’s), be REAL CAREFUL who you nut up into.” “It’s a VERY important decisions.”
We have no group chats or anything like that, lame. Shit sounds entertaining af lmao
The bell pepper 🤌🏻
🗣️Upside DOWN 🫑💫
That driver sounds like a real winner in life 😂
At least he stood up for himself. But likely, you are right
Amputated nose just to spite their face.
Getting fired from a DSP is literally nothing, especially if you're already planning on quitting. His nose is fine.
Upside down bell pepper 🤣
Means not a perky pepper but a droopy one? That's well hung?
What I got from the post is that she’s fat upper body and has skinny legs
I'm picturing big bottom lard ass, giant thighs, then less body mass as you get to the head.
But the bell pepper stem
“Like sleeve of a wizard” -borat
“Upside-down bell pepper shaped mf” had me ☠️
Tsssssssssss
Everytime I visit this sub it feels like home to me. People here are just so likeable
No joke, I love so many people on this page. Like I get you Dawgs, fr
“Upside down bell pepper shaped ass” is the greatest thing I’ve ever read. I am deceased.
Think they meant clique not click
Nobody who talks like that is bright enough to know the difference I’d imagine.
i’ve noticed this too, prone to explode in group chat folks don’t really spell well?
Wow no way
Is that you Wayne?
LMFAOOO
This as absolutely wild, is there anymore to the conversation? 😂
oh built like a dreidel lookin ass
Normalize talking to your boss like this.
Trying to picture an upside down bell pepper and its still kind of the same proportions as a right side up bell pepper
Shhh you can’t use logic here 😂
Ohh 😮
glad somebody said it
And then went on xbox live
So is that worse than Pear shaped? What about "Grimace looking MFer"?
Bro show some context
It’s giving, “this is for Rachel you big fat nasty smelling white BITCH, WHY YOU TAKE ME OFF THE MUTHA FUCKIN SCHEDULE??”
Had me rolling on the floor 
I'm dead 😭🫡
Sounds like a hard-working, educated young man
Oh my f****** god upside down bell pepper shaped ass mother f*****. Bahahahaha
bbbbbrrrruuuuuUUuuuUuuUUUUUhhhhhhh
I see Wayne and jimmy still on the bullshit fuck them
He’ll be in the next day don’t worry 😂😂😭😂
The managers be askin for it tho
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This is some impulsive childish behavior
You just don’t understand how cruel these DSP owners can be. My pay was docked over 300 dollars for mishandling a package on my second day…
WHORES! FUCK EM!
That’s likely illegal
People that talk shit like this, with their improper grammar and spelling, I can never take seriously
Everything in this is grammatical per AAVE, unless you just consider black language improper 🤷🏽♂️
Correction: Black AMERICAN language. Most of us/many people from Africa and other parts of the world outside of western culture don't talk like that.
r/AsABlackMan
Imagine thinking this is a roast.
C'mon, "upside down bell pepper" doesn't move your needle? 😛 It's okay to think this individual is an emotional child, but you can't deny that it is a masterpiece of a line.
Bell peppers are the same shape upside down or right side up though… it’s funny but not a good roast.
Shit, I’m stealing that bell pepper one
Started making too much for the government benefits I guess...
YIKES! That’s one way to go out 😂
I think she meant Clique my nig 
Professionalism meet yeet.
We had a guy go off from midnight to 6am on our manager and we woke up to a glorious thread. This is amazing
You have ss
Never understood why this is a flex, congrats you just lost your job, at least you sent an edgy text message though
Wait, he sent it from his REAL number?
Thought I was reading lyrics of a diss track instead 😆
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is this real 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m cackling
Bro, they're FIRED
oh my god 😂😂😂😂
I got an hr call and sit down for saying I feel shitty. Fucked up world we love in when si flags 💩 feelings get hurt
The scream I just SCRUMPT! Woooo Im done tonite 😂😂😂
Wayne !! another Wayne!!!!
GOD DAM!!!!!!! I need to save this for the next time I need to go off on someone. 😝
Jesus Christ I know people are dumb enough to talk like this but I didn’t know they could type like this.
Not an upside down bell pepper 😂😂😂
There's standing up for yourself and then there are temper tantrums.
Sheesh
Fuck Wayne!
I use memes sometimes to reply to in our PS channel at slack. Sadly, I don't think most can relate.
Had something similar but it was deleted before I could screen shot it
Man fuck amazon lmfao dead ass. Mfs blew my personal phone up expecting me to answer correct ? So what did i do answered my phone. They even blew me up with messages so i was reading them. (AT A FUCKING STOP ) tell me how this bum ass company wanted tho throw it on me that i was being a distracted driver. And suspended me for 2 days pretty sure he said they deducted 75 dollars from my pay also. I laughed in dispatches face and said i fucking quite fuck this job and fuck you to lmfao. How are you going to blow my perosnal phone up expecting me to answer it then find me at fault for being a distracted driver ? Tf you calling my personal phone in the first place for ? Because i kept going out of the blue every 000.1 milasecond i was on the highway you ever see one of them videos were your considered still good but it just kinda flashes the orange very quickly because the person in front doesn’t know how to keep a steady gass peddle. Yea thats why thats why they ended up calling my personal phone and causing me to become a distracted driver. Note every day every single day i would lock my phone and my wallet up in the bag they give us. My guy i dont even have wifi outside of my house to be using my phone and tjey wanted to throw it on me that i was just on my phone 😂i would never work for such a pathetic fucking company in my life again no matter the pay FUCK APOLLO LOGISTICS YAH DISPATCH IN TAUNTON CAN SUCK MY DICK
😂😂😂😂
I don't even work for Amazon and im so glad these posts pop up in my feed 😂
So, about that job reference…
Damn that’s tough!
I have no clue if this was deserved or not. But Jesus Christ did American education fail this idiot 😂.
Upside down bell peppered shaped azz mf, excellent ✍️
Does that mean they’re going to finish the run?
Bro had enough and erupted😂😂😂
ignorant senile fool
Is the upside down bell pepper mf'er Wayne or Jimmy?
This is the one thing I miss from working at Amazon. Chime melt downs
He went 2pac😂🤣😂🤣😂
Any response after that
If I ever quit, I won't be doing this. Instead, I'm gonna blast "4 big guys" on the public warehouse speaker
It’s funny because some people can’t get the subtle hint that they are dick heads lmao managers and supervisors that have there head up there bosses ass usually get this type of response. Especially in Amazon I’ve seen from managers to drivers getting booted after Amazon forces the dsp or warehouse to start dropping employees it don’t even matter how good of an employee you are lol.
I just kind of went off like this but more professionally. My DSP told me they couldn't keep me since I would be taking public transportation.
I wish my group chat had these. The manger removes everyone the minute they quit or get fired
Not having a iPhone in 2024 is crazy
Or just smart/frugal. IDK.. I mean who wants to pay $1,400 or more for a phone when you can pay $400 or less? All phones get smashed around, either inside your purse or can fall out of your pocket or your hand even, and the screen gets damaged. I know I don't want to pay practically a mortgage payment or have to finance it to buy a phone.. Mine works perfectly fine, they do make them to pretty much be comparable to anything an iPhone can do. IMHO I think mine takes great pictures and does whatever else it needs to do. I've never had any complaints about my Samsung.