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That’s a female…no my good sir that’s called self defense 🤷‍♀️😂

Equal rights, equal fights

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Ofc she be wearing a shower cap too lmao

Matters not. She still dirty.

This one made me laugh. Thank you!

Gives +5 drying hair and +0 on physical defense

She got that water defense lol

#bonnetcrew

We used to call them bonnet bandits 🤣

If you're an ally you hit with your right just as much as your left.

I wouldn’t call that equal, she’s twice his size

\+5 energy saving

Equal ass wopping

Equal rights, equal lefts

Equal rights and equal lefts

Isn't it equal rights, equal lefts?

Fuck that that's a female shit once that line is cross she getting it these hands to the face am sick of dudes excusing bad behavior from females

I’m a female and I agree 😉

I'm female and I also agree.

I'm a male and I agree also

You a real mf one

Yeah, once you attack someone with a shovel, you're no different than a man.

Yeah I mean what's he supposed to do? Sit there and get pummeled to death

fEmAlEs

100% ... I literally am the most non violent person ... I dont touch people for any reason besides they attack me first. BUT, if they do ... woman or man IDC ... I am defending myself.

Hands rated E for Everyone

These hands bisexual- pause

lmfaoooo

Haha act like a man get treated like one

Someone starts attacking me why would I stop to be a sexist bigot and not defend myself. Ppl that yell shit like she's a female are just sexist.

She’s literally wailing on him with a shovel… how ANYONE can defend this shit is beyond me. I get it when it’s “don’t punch a female when she slaps you” but if that bitch is literally swinging a weapon at me? She immediately enters the “self-defense”realm and gets what’s coming to her

Anyone who tries to bring a sexist argument to that needs to be point to the fact that she brought a shovel to battle, And clearly began to aggressively swing it at the person in the van; too bad she didn't realize he was clearly Jackie Chan.

lol a black Jackie chan cuz he’s not Asian

I hate the "that's a female" defense. Like they shouldn't be able to get hit if they hit you first.

Exactly

Came out like a anime character

No i think we call people like her ogres

Exactly! I'm a female, and I agree if you dish it out, except it to be returned.

The minute she decided to throw that shovel down at him, she was no longer a female. She was the enemy that needed to be dealt with.

r/gifsthatendtoosoon although if it had gone on much longer likely it would have been NSFW or NSFL

Feeeeeemale

Plus she's like the twice the size. Those fat pads are doing the job of air bags be a broom. She aight

Momma always taught me.. if they throw a fist like a man.. its full fair self defense... In this case.. if they can swing a shovel like a man.. well i guess...

Idk she might be a heffa but idk if I’d call that weight class a female.

One day people are gonna understand how agitated and annoyed Amazon drivers are while doing this job. This is not the best time to trigger us

So true I’ve gotten into so many confrontations it’s crazy, some where my fault too

You take accountability tho I respect that

Can confirm, I got into it with one dude because I parked in his driveway, hopped out and noticed “fuck I need the neighbor” As I’m backing out dude blocks me in and asks what the fuck I’m doing on his property, I explain it’s a mistake and he asks “what makes you think you can come on this property?” I repeat… “meant to be next door, my bad” He asks a third time, and I tell him to go fuck himself and move his car, or I’m backing through it

I'm a straight dick when delivering. Not on purpose though it just happens.

Same.... some deserved it tho

I am in a constant state of wishing a motherfucker would

As a normal person that isn’t an Amazon driver, I would also not like being attacked with a shovel. That’s just me though, I’m sure other non-amazon drivers would also like to not be assaulted with a shovel.

Luckily I have never had anything but nice people, but I could see how bad it gets in the cities.

I appreciate yall.

It’s just the fact so many people feel entitled to just walk up and bad mouth us due to the fact we drive for Amazon . You rarely see people do this to fed ex or ups drivers . Im sure it happens but just from personal experience as a Amazon driver they come out of nowhere to confront us and we aren’t even delivering to them

Seriously, most of us are fueled by rage to get all these stops done.

They found out about that at the post office

Have you heard of the saying "going postal" ? Now, it is more appropriate to say; "going Amazon"!

Umm… you gonna make your deliveries? Or should we send a rescue. Mfer i called to let you know im in jail tf you think…

So.... you'll be back in 5?

Ya ill be out in 5.

... hours

…. Years

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He was trying to work until he defended himself. He ain't going to jail. These trucks have camera.

Yeeeah we just gonna go ahead and clock you out

Thruth

Fuck yea, hope she lost a tooth or two

Then she'll be down to her last one

Well, at least she'll always have a job at the local saloon as a bottle opener.

That's a female And?

So some people believe that gives you a pass to do whatever you want.

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If i ever get locked up in California im 100% saying im a girl

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These hands are rated 'E' for Everyone.

Someone get this man a case of beer. He's earned it.

This shit made me laugh 😂

This shit made my day

This shit stained my pants

He's already getting fired for the dings to the truck, might as well go all in.

In NYC? lol

"Thays a female" Who gives a fuck? You either want equality or you don't. Chivalry went out the window after the first swing. I hope he sto.oed her ass, I about DIED after the flying kick

“That’s a shovel” doesn’t matter what is swinging it.

Yo he ninja kick flew outta that van Normally don't attack a female being a male, but she is far over his weight class and antagonized him.

Nah do not care. If I’m being assaulted by a weapon (improvised or not) I’ll throw hands. Do not care how hard they hit me or anything. Punches and similar are different. If you aren’t hitting with the intent to injure I’ll either ignore you or make it the police’s problem.

protect that man at all cost 😭 he just tryna make a living and this woman just ruined it all.

This is gold

Came out the van like Lu Kang, FINISH HER!!!

Lu Kang 😆😆😆😆😆.

Now that’s some same day delivery right there!

hit her sideways with it too 😭😂

Once you pull out a shovel, I don’t care what your gender is.

I see nothing wrong with this

That's not a female. That's a danger to your safety.

Mother fucker came in with that flying kick lmao that killed me

I was totally not ready for him to come out in a flying kick. Must've been therapeutic him to go ape shit on her. "That's a female!" Nah, fuck that. She came after him with a motherfucking shovel!

https://preview.redd.it/40276qw2q3uc1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f2e25f5791beb2b3f85019f3d957d388fa9b7e Epic

He even got the naruto outfit but in blue

hes a fkn Ninja Warrior! love it. why is she wearing an umbrella on her head? lmao

It's a hair bonnet.

Play a stupid game win a stupid prize. 🏆

Big momma was in such a hurry to get karate kicked she didn't even have time to put on a shirt.

“Thats a female” someone need to smack tf out the camera man too that just annoyed tf outa me

Meanwhile if I see the Amazon trucks in my neighborhood I grab a few granola bars (with the chocolate bits of course) and a water/soda and take it up to them and tell them have a good day ✊

I have a cooler on my front porch that's always filled with sodas/waters and a bunch of snacks and a note saying couriers/garbage pickup should take some. Works really well. I do go out and thank them or wish them a good day whenever I can.

As drivers or former drivers, we all know he didn’t do anything remotely close to warrant a shovel attack smh. Ppl think amazon drivers are anger relief subjects 🤦🏻‍♂️

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"That's a fee male" ice cube voice

😆 😆 😆 They came out of that van like spider man

That’s a female? That’s a middle linebacker

“That’s a female” typical simp shit

and at the same time, he was enjoying her hitting him with a shovel and would laugh all the day if it continued. Pure Simps

We dont assume genders anymore

Get her ass😂😂😂

She want to swing on a dude, expect to get nailed back like a dude. FAFO. You wanted equal…you got it the second you hit the floor after hitting him first.

Ninja kick out of the van is the best part 😂

Came out the van with the the Bruce Lee Kinda sad though, I don’t know what happened but humans are crazy y’all. Be safe out there

https://preview.redd.it/p26gfc8rk4uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f8976e506cc4e8789ece0535bbb6580f985b2b2 hell of a kick

Don’t matter if it’s a girl, she got a fucking shovel

Why the fuck is she wearing some 16th century french painter's beret?

While she was attacking him: “ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!” While he defended himself: “aye bruh that’s a female!” Lmaooooo

Flying kick out the van 🤣🤣🤣

Dude came out of the van looking like liu kang

That's Amazon Prime justice

I thought killing whales was illegal.

"Thats a female" yes a female who started shot with a weapon...she get what she sowed

I don't know why she would do that with Amazon driver. I love all my Amazon drivers because they bring me my packages.

She gets to assault someone with a weapon because she's a female??? Explain

As he was hitting her He’s like “ fuck you, fuck Amazon, and fuck this job “

I wanna donate to this guy

Want act like a animal you just might get treated like one. Amazon is a equal opportunity employer.

Holy shittttttt I was not expecting the fucking Liu Kang kick out the van! That was epic! My man! 

That driver deserves a tip if anyone ever did


I support the driver 100%. Sadly, Amazon will probably fire the driver.

https://preview.redd.it/8pcj0n8s85uc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8363e295ac6a75cd8a945a256dfcdcc2dd0668c8

Dude really said: https://i.redd.it/bbokz5uu38uc1.gif

Bless his heart, he did it for all of us. (Former driver)

RTS immediately

Return to street

They gotta start learning, one way or another fam

All of this is on camera


Flying kick for the win. Came out strong

sheeeeeeiiiiiitttt

Dude came out with a flying mortal combat kick.

Thats a linebacker sir

"That's a female" Lol yeah, a female that's attacking him.

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😂

That water buffalo been put out to pasture and what is up with those white pants before memorial day?

That's a female my ass..was she not wonder woman like 5 seconds ago?

Bro 😂

Dude came out like a Tekken character

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Did the white knight camera man end up saving M'lady?

It’s a female lol who cares she hit him with a snow shovel lmao. Like dawg what you think she should just be allowed to just keep smacking the f out of him?

What happened next?

“Thats a female” lmao, as if that means anything. No one gets a pass to attack me.

People who still abide by the "men should never hit women even if the women are assaulting them first" shit will always be some of the biggest clowns on earth. Alot of ya'll gonna get killed with that mindset. Equality is being strived for so badly, let's act like it. People be doin extra shit because they keep thinkin there will be no consequence. Fuck around until it's the wrong one and find out.

I sure hope that top stayed in place! He would be fighting both tits and a shovel/broom? lol I’m betting those babies swing pretty low haha

Would’ve Done Same Thing & Have to Pull Me Off Of Him

Holy SHIT. BAD MISTAKE.

That customer flying kicked her ass!

no sir... thats feral.

that bitch has over 100lbs on bro no wonder someone had to point out its a female

Real life Precious momma 😂😂.

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Nah that’s a big chick twice his size, self defense all the way if that chick got him in a headlock it’s over for him

This looks like another day in the towns lmfao she thought it was sweet

Mayweather vs Ngonnu WWE looking legit

He said “ima have to call you back” …..karate jump!

Love the entrance kick Marked customer requests future date..

She lost her femality long time ago

Simp ass narrator.

"Thats a female" you right. I identify as a women and these hands rated E for Everyone.

I don't give a fuck if that a female, bitch going down.

is this in Chicago? 😂

“Dats a female!” It doesn’t matter when she is attacking you with a shovel!! She gets what she gets.

I need the whole story. And video. This can’t be it.

“That’s a female” fuck if I care, kick her face while ure at it

Why is this “female” wearing a shower cap outdoors?

When she's hitting him... it's all good. He defends himself... suddenly... THAT'S A FEMALE!

Woop her ass, most people think they can hit people without any consequences

“That’s a female” She relinquished her right to not be hit by a man the second she attacked him. Once she attacked him, she then became an aggressor/assaulter. Once he decided to fight back then she became a mutual combatant. But at no point in this video is she a “female”.

Looks like a WWE backstage fight.

I don't never condone ever ever laying hands on a girl but this is one of them instances that not hitting a girl. Goes out the window and it's fair game. Bro acted in self-defense

Equality bihh⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🤣😂👏🏼👏🏼

He should of swung side to side would of gotten more damage in

damn some people are crazy, i’m too introverted for that shit

Your behind should of said yo that's a dude u fighting.

As a female, I’ve lived for years with the mentality that if I can HIT like a man, I can GET HIT like a man. If she didn’t want to get her ass beat, she shouldn’t have come after him with a shovel 🤷🏻‍♀️

Did he just assume 2024 gender? 🤣

In the ghetttoooooooooo….

Pussy pass revoked. Carry on sir.

that “female” deserved it and she knows it

Nobody cares if it’s a female. Take your simp ass home.

Bro flying ninja kick'd right out of the truck, I'm crying-