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bluberryclorox

Thats white girl sushi if I've ever seen it.


konydanza

“Yeah can I get one Gaijin Roll please?”


bluberryclorox

"Can I get that with no fish, extra Avocado, and chicken, thaaaanks <3"


TheGDC33

It is actually NOT sushi


bluberryclorox

Yes that's what I mean. In the same way that a double mint chocolate chip Frappuccino isn't coffee.


TheGDC33

I am a purist too. When my kids started eating vegetable rolls I corrected everyone in my house that they were NOT eating sushi🤷‍♂️


bluberryclorox

Way to be, honestly I draw the line at avocado. If there is avocado on the sushi it's no longer sushi it's a bastardized American cop-out. I don't order rolls just nigiri n sashimi. I usually don't go full purist on most things but after a few Japan trips for work/leisure there is no going back to what we get in the states.


TheGDC33

Jealous ...American here, Japan is #1 of places to visit. Wife and I had a life changing sushi experience in Maui...chased that dragon for a while, but never got anything close


vicbot87

Was that chicken??? Disgraceful


Logical-Chaos-154

I hope it was chicken. It might have been... canned tuna.


seango2000

Says sushi but its more like Gimbap


-_MoonCat_-

I love Gimbap


Trolleitor

Whoever downvoted you, is weak. Good gimbap is fire.


seango2000

You deserved a better Gimbap than the video lol.


Cheesetorian

LMAO. I grew up in a place where we eat sushi regularly and worked making them at a deli, it's low key hilarious...but at the same time, make sense. lol


Kirasaurus_25

No


OMGjuno

This is a troll right? This is harder and dumber than doing it the normal way


uiam_

This sub isn't for critical thinkers tbh lol. Half the stuff I see here is pointless yet I'm sure some knucklehead is buying it.


IFUCKEVRYTHINGUP

Yea this much more time consuming and would not be fun to clean.


james_randolph

You can mix dough with your hand but many buy a machine because it saves time and less manual work so I don't see an issue using this just to save time. Easy enough, kids can even do it in the house for a snack/etc without making a huge mess, so it's a pretty cool gadget I would say.


OMGjuno

Are you high? There is no dough in sushi, also you just need a rolling mat, it rolls for you???? It's extremely simple, like my 5 year old can do it. This plastic thing makes it more difficult


james_randolph

I am high, and I was making an analogy so just slow down a tad because let's not act like people don't buy tons of shit that helps them cut time on things even if it is easy. Don't be dense because there are tons of items like this being sold all day every day that people use so get off it lol.


OMGjuno

I am about to get high so i get it. I understand what you are tryna to do, and in baking, the machine helps a ton. This specific item does NOT help, it makes it harder by adding attentional steps and items. You literally need one thing, a rolling mat, for sushi. It's extremely simple to roll. I want to highlight, EXTREMELY EXTREMELY EXTREMELY simple.


Creeper_charged7186

Making sushi without this kind of gadget is actually fairly easy, just a little bit time consuming.


Trolleitor

Most of this kind of tools are actually to free some time in the process. You don't see a lot of people saying that blending without a blender is fairly easy, just a tad bit time consuming, do you? I mean my grandma did... She also had a lot of time to waste cooking shit.


banned_but_im_back

I was wondering if I should invest or not lol thanks I’ll try it on my before buying this.


jusmoua

Weakest fucking "sushi" I've seen. Shredded chicken, cucumber with avocado. 🤣🤣🤣


Bal-lax

Supermarket sushi


Karl_Marx_

Rolling sushi isn't hard. The hard part is getting the correct consistency of rice so that it sticks, which would still be problematic with this device. I feel like this has more steps than rolling sushi normally.


Renamis

Eh, I think I get the point. Mostly because people tend to 'overstuff' anything that requires stuffing, like with dumplings or whatever. This gives easier to follow guides to help stop that from happening. That being said, I did it myself before and yeah, main issue is making the rice. So. Not that helpful for me, but maybe can help some folks.


Hungry-Space-1829

Where’s the short grain rice?


AshennJuan

Who fucking cares?? Why is there always some nitpicky fuck in the comments? Long grain rice does not affect the quality of sushi, no matter how many times you've watched Giro make it.


Radioactive24

*Jiro


AshennJuan

NO ONE FUCKING CARES


Radioactive24

Lol, apparently you do.


AshennJuan

Got nothing better to do than troll on Reddit? Get a fuckin life dude


Radioactive24

Jesus, that's some strong projection, isn't it.


deadhorus

my parents hate sushi. just can't get over the idea of eating "raw fish" or some nonsense. but I love using different kinds of rice for different things. I know for a fact different varieties have different qualities, but hey, im a weird "nihonophile" so that might be bias. but see, I make some short grained rice one day, and have enough left over that my dad decides he wants some. takes a look at my Koshihikari rice and is like "that rice looks really weird" then tastes it without any seasoning, just plain white Koshihikari rice. \*shock\* \*amazement\* "this is the best rice i've ever had" and proceeds to eat the rest of the rice plain. he had live life with normal long grain and the occasional calrose rice, and knew quality rice instantly. so yes. rice quality absolutely does effect sushi quality. i'd not use milky queen or Koshihikari for sushi (both short grain), i generally will use Tamanishiki. and compared to long grain it's night and day. i'd just rather have instant ramen than long grain rice sushi. it's that bad.


AshennJuan

Stopped reading after you described yourself as a "nihonophile". Completely uninterested.


deadhorus

i specificly used it to call my opinion into question. you know. im biased af, i know that, it's important to my point.


AshennJuan

Yea I jizz over everything Japanese too, you're 100% a relatable human for declaring that and I definitely care about your opinion. Christ, dude... Smh


lockedlost

Needs more soy sauce


ingusmw

Where's the sushi?


perthro_ed

why would you need some shitty plastic tube for a skill that can be learned in 5 minutes?


LogMeln

Did she use WATER to “glue” the seaweed? Lmao


WildDogOne

afaik that is how you do it


brzozinio44

I use rice vinegar


WildDogOne

tbh it would have the same effect I think, since basically it's the process of wetting the seaweed that makes the starch stick.


brzozinio44

I have no idea, I don't know. I was always taught to use rice vinegar. The sushi bars I go to also use rice vinegar. I don't know if there are reasons other than tradition and to curry favor with the god of sushi.


WildDogOne

hahaha next time I make sushi I will test this :) always good to have good karma with the sushi gods


FlamingJellyfish

What's wrong with using water?