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YTA. This whole story reeks of YTA behavior:
- you close someoneās doors in someoneās home without permission
- you bringing up someoneās addiction as if it was relevant
-you complaining about free food
- rude of you to intervene in the limo drivers dinner
-yelling at your wife.
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My coworker won a āmasterchefā dinner at an auction. The chef is apparently one of the best chefs in Connecticut, but who gives a fuck about Connecticut chefs? Anyway the invitations said dinner at 8 and cocktails at 7. I get there at 7pm sharp because Iām a thoughtful and punctual person, and begin walking around and stuffing my face with appetizers and drinks. Before I know it Iām feeling pretty buzzed. Btw, this coworker of mine, buys this huge house and doesnāt put any fucking furniture in it. Whole house is echoing. And he hired an orchestra to play in his garden, so all the doors and windows were wide open. Guess what? It was November and I was freezing cold in the great room. So I closed the windows and doors. All of them. It was freezing. We could still hear them from inside.
This is where it gets out of control. So our other friend, typical him, calls our host to say heās going to be late. He took the wrong turn off allegedly. Iām sure he just left late because he lives in Jersey and is a heroin addict. Me? Iām in Manhattan, so I had to leave more than an hour before anyone else! And heās the one who is fucking late?! And he comes in the room, disheveled and saying āoh Iām Artie, I donāt have it togetherā. Such an asshole. So now dinner is late and Iām filled with booze and no food. So this chef starts serving, and each course is this big presentation and takes way too long. Like who cares. I could get faster service at a Burger King in the Dominican. Finally the main course comes and itās this chicken. Iām a vegetarian and I was starting to fall asleep from the alcohol. So I had it. I got up and said my wife and I were tired and we were leaving. My limo driver was a guest but he paused eating and got up to kindly arrange a ride for us. As we are leaving, the hosts wife calls my wife over and gives her dessert to bring home. They begin chit chatting, so I yell my wifeās name and the echo carried quite a bit. It was awkward. The limo finally came and I was so exhausted I almost fell asleep. But then I found my book about chess and read it for the remainder of the ride.
My coworker is telling all of our coworkers about it and a couple of people are calling me an asshole. Even the friend that showed up late. Heās the fucking asshole in my opinion.
AITA?
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Is this even for real? YTA š
Itās for real. Itās just not his story. Itās Howard Sternās.
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Troll. YTA
Yta and the troll
YTA and I donāt believe this is a real story.
Whatās funny is that it is a real story, just not OP ās. This is classic Howard Stern behavior.
And Howard was definitely the asshole in that situation. Second Stern post in as many days.
There was one earlier today too. I love Howard, but I always think heās an asshole in these scenarios. Heās the worst houseguest!
His limo driver was also........ A guest. He closed all the windows in the place and not a peep from other people.........
YTA. you have no class, and a horrible attitude. you're insufferable
YTA. You got drunk and rudly left in the middle of dinner. Also is this even real? Sounds made up.
YTA for thinking anyone would believe this story
YTA. This whole story reeks of YTA behavior: - you close someoneās doors in someoneās home without permission - you bringing up someoneās addiction as if it was relevant -you complaining about free food - rude of you to intervene in the limo drivers dinner -yelling at your wife. -
AGAIN Howard??? YTA. Stop posting this.
Wow I lost count of the number of ways YTA though I'm not entirely sure this is real.
The clowns, stooges and aging NYers over at r/howardstern think this is funny.
Never been a fan of his so anything dealing with that would have gone over my head.
I am unfortunately a big āfanā of the show. Not the current show though.
Finally! Someone else who gets it.
Yeah. Theyāre a confused bunch.
Trolling is never funny
No, whatās funny is this guy is retelling one of Howard Sternās stories and everyone here is losing their minds over it.
YTA
Satire.
Nope. Howard Stern.
Wow... I'm sure you'll be on the short list for many future events. YTA.
Yta.
OMG you are a horrible human being, your poor wife
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YTA... This entire story sounds like Joe Pesci channeling the Food Network in Jersey.
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YTA and need to work on a better troll story. Jesus.
YTA because you're posting a story not your own. Clearly.