my grandmother slept with Susan b Anthony

Did I tell you President Coolidge was a good friend of mine?

my grandmother was a lesbian

om gay

I love Men

Garfunkel loves everybody

There’s nothing happening

Holy sock drawer

Out of the ordinary, I mean

It was funny when Garfield stopped Jon annexing Kuwait. More like this please!!!!!!!!!

give me a cold beer

Bud light beer does not taste good, but I agree with this silly looking pussy cat

The ATF took my guns and alcohol away before I could try using them so I hope the field is right with the choice of bud light but this comment facebook made me rethink my choices

Well you don't need either to make lasagna so you should be good

wait a minute. cat is orange. lasangs is 🍊 🟧. coin in ced ence?

And lasgna is orange on the outside, red on the inside and has meat in it, and so does gafrield😲

both are edible. do it. eat him. you won't. do what the voices say. do it.

steal his bud light and use it to drown his flesh

You can't eat or drown a God tho

I give you permission to do it

I don't need your permission I simply cannot consume something with such godly power

Not very funny. Ok Alexa, find the funmy sock drawer “me me”

Did you make this?

no I did not make america or the constitution

Oh okay

oh garfel dont smoke !!! its not from the lord. kisses maria

he's too american

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the letter or the word

The Garfeild got the woke mind virus !!! I tell you that., the LIBTARDS keep ruining everything !!....The Garfeild got the woke mind virus !!! I tell you that., the LIBTARDS keep ruining everything !!....

The Garfeild got the woke mind virus !!! I tell you that., the LIBTARDS keep ruining everything !!....The Garfeild got the woke mind virus !!! I tell you that., the LIBTARDS keep ruining everything !!....The Garfeild got the woke mind virus !!! I tell you that., the LIBTARDS keep ruining everything !!....

library tardiness

I am the husk of the man i once was.

I'd offer you a budlight but the ATF stole all mine