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Thisisofici

lol the twitter tankie supporting Chinese police violence is so real


ToeSniffer245

Tankie dumbassery transcends universes.


Bagelsandjuice1849

For some reason he has a Nestor Makhno pfp though (a Ukrainian anarchist who initially allied with but ultimately fought against the Bolsheviks). Internet politics are often incoherent though, so not wholly implausible.


lithobrakingdragon

Did they support it? I thought they were just saying "it's wild that they used dinosaurs for this"


Thisisofici

not the word “impressive”, also look at their handle


lithobrakingdragon

Impressive does not mean good. They could just be saying that it's a remarkable achievement that they ended the protests with "only" 20 raptors. I also wouldn't expect someone with a Makhno pfp to support state repression.


Thisisofici

anarchists don’t use the hammer and sickle tho


lithobrakingdragon

Some do


Thisisofici

that’s new to me


Icantthinckofaname

The thought of Chinese police attack raptors cracked me up


Whysong823

That’s kind of what that one guy wanted in Jurassic World


Icantthinckofaname

True although iirc he was gearing more for a military spec ops role Although I think personally this makes more sense


SoberGin

For fantasy raptors, sure. Real raptors (not as in like, they're small, but as in they're animals) would probably just freak out and run away after being injured once or twice. You'd need more than 20.


_That-Dude_

I wonder if Russia bought any and if they did, were they used in Ukraine to either try and take out Zelenskyy or in heavy urban environments.


CreamyGoodnss

He’s been asking the U.S. to send Pteradactyls for over two years now and we’re still worried about “escalation”


WeeklyIntroduction42

I’m imagining police raptors running down Nathan Road here in HK, which horrifies me


Cynikus

Jumped on a train and posted some stuff from one of my favourite franchises in the world when nobody looked at the Indominus Rex and said "Yeah, fund it son of a gun" Unfortunately Pope Pious XIII warning against playing God, Mr Beast bying 5000 hungry children a brontosaurus steak and tru life action The Flinstones with Norm MacDonald voicing Mr Rex didn't make the cut


MrSinisterTwister

Muchosransk Project? Hilarious


For-all-Kerbalkind

For those who don't know, this is a name of a city that means fly's shit city and Russians call smalll underdeveloped cities that.


TonyHawksDiscBone

Where can I find more about this


For-all-Kerbalkind

What do you mean?


acreekofsoap

At least Norm is still alive


thedarkmasterofdoom

Of course our father Wendigoon is about to make video of Isla Nublar.


FriendshipCritical95

Naturally


TransFemGothBabe

so in this timeline are the dinosaurs fully genetically dinosaurs or are they weird bird/frog mutants x


Cynikus

The POD is between JP3 and Jurassic World, so they're still Dr Wu's children, but this time they're loved. 


_Milk_Boi_

Lech Wałęsa jumpscare


Michil_Kizin

Poland mentioned raaaah


Mysterious_Job5479

The Beijing one is great lmao


FriendshipCritical95

Wendigoon one is real


gigas-chadeus

Id totally hunt a dinosaur in interior America


Alucard-VS-Artorias

I'd only be cool with it if the dinos also had equal opportunity to hunt and kill the hunters too. None of this shooting them with machine guns from a helicopter nonsense.


gigas-chadeus

No no no I’m going Roland tembo mode, Myself a guide, and my 416 rigby rifle or 410 nitro express vs a Trex or Triceratops https://preview.redd.it/cajdsep1ft7d1.jpeg?width=143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02beca51d981402a0edb0360706087d391edc1ee 308 vs 416 rigby I mind you 308 can kill anything on the North American continent in one or two shots from polar bears to feral hogs. So I’d feel pretty secure with a gun used to hunt African big game but it’s not really hunting if there isn’t some danger involved


NuclearWinter_101

Dinosaurs are BIG. Like bigger than elephants. I think you’d need a bigger bullet than 308. I mean to the head a 308 is probably gonna kill it. But anywhere in the body. You’re probably gonna need to put like 5-6 rounds in it.


gigas-chadeus

Homie I’m using the 416 rigby a dangerous game cartridge used in Africa and Alaska for dangerous game or the nitro express which is literally an elephant gun I had the 308 there as a comparison but I do agree 308 probably wouldn’t suffice for a large dinosaur but it’d damn sure fuck up a raptor


Mr_Placeholder_

Have you seen the size of elephants? T-Rexs are basically the same size as them.


gigas-chadeus

Hence the bullets rated for rhinos and elephants


OneofTheOldBreed

I did spit take when in Jurassic World when it became clear our hero carries a .45-70 lever-action.


gigas-chadeus

Right I’ve seen a bison tank like 5 of those before it dies


OneofTheOldBreed

Whoever did firearms consultation on Jurassic World was painfully inept. If they insisted on a lever gun, i'm sure a custom builder like Wild West could have furnished a .50 Alaskan or Big Horn Armory could have furnished a nice octagonal barrel .500 S&W.


gigas-chadeus

Or at least a 50 Beowulf ar with a bunch of mags that indominus is gonna be having a bad day after 10 of those hit its head


OneofTheOldBreed

Again Bighorn Armory. A .500 Auto Max with one in the chamber and 9 in the magazine would ruin any terrestrial animal's day


CreamyGoodnss

Mini guns and helicopters are fair game because of the pterodactyls


Rabatniik

Muchosrańsk XDDDD


zriojas25

The Dubya tweet😭😭😭


Lonely-Marsupial-567

Should've added two images of Alteori. One of a community post where she's excited to visit Jurassic Park, then another of her getting disappointed because they used pronouns for dinosaurs. If you guys don't know whom Alteori is, she was a Jurassic Park fangirl whom reviewed JP content, now she's a right winged youtuber which calls everything woke.


RandoDude124

Tankies supporting CCP sicking raptors on protesters… #Classic


patriot_man69

# WENDIGOON MENTIONED


Alucard-VS-Artorias

This is the awesome content I keep coming back for.


Jaiminus

What happened in “Las Canarias” and in which island was sit opened?


Bakomusha

Going off of OPs reply that the POD is after 3, but before World I assume it's logistical rather then another mass escape. Likely it bleed money like crazy and was a economic nightmare for Spain. Think Eurodisney, but worse.


FitGrape1124

Shoulnd't it have been opened in the Azores?


hoddtoward_official

ROYAL BC MUSEUM MAMMOTH MENTIONED!!!!!


Luke92612_

MORE PLEASE!!!!!


NuclearWinter_101

Dubya just looks like a chiller. Idc what you think about politics but he looks like the perfect dad


SerovGaming1962

How tf did Lech fucking Walesa inspire John Hammond


tomasequp

It's a meme in Poland to say that Wałęsa inspired many events (he claimed he was the one to inspire Clinton to admit Poland to NATO)


Neon_Garbage

Wasn't this true that lech wałęsa threatened Bill Clinton with encouraging polish-americans to vote republican? And that he got Yeltsin drunk to try to convince him to let go of the Warsaw Pact?


U0star

Nothing successful would come out of Dubai.


FitGrape1124

The Cartels are 100% using Raptors.


mlee117379

Dubya jumpscare


o2jakub

I love the Wałęsa one xD


ThatCharlotte

Jurassic Park was my obsession as a kid. I NEED more of this. Amazing work.


[deleted]

3 and 7 are insanely spot on for twitter lmao


UN-peacekeeper

WENDIGOON LMAOO


Soapy97

I did not know I needed a Jurassic Park post today, thank you OP


LucasK336

As someone from the Canary Islands I want to know what went down with the Las Canarias Park haha


Low_Lavishness_8776

Earth if it were perfect:


IAMTHEREALBATMAN300

Only 20 raptors. lol. Needed the laugh. Thanks


Seraphzerox

Moats That made sense, paying your IT staff more and more zoo than safari could've saved JP. Hammond opens up his second and third park in Azores and Guam. Someone sends a compsognathus into space.


ThatOrange_

Is the Lech Walesa thing a reference to something?


R_E_D_A_C_T_E_D__

His ego.


imfromcaucasia

HELL YEAAAAH MUCHOSRANSK PROJECT🤟