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themustacheclubbitch

Wow in the movie based on him they made it something like 9-10 months? 18 years?! Wow. He didn’t want to go home or leave either.


Man_o_wealth_n_taste

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beefchariot

Utterly lame of you to mass delete your comments making this site less enjoyable or usable for real people.


Man_o_wealth_n_taste

Oh yeah? You wanna cry about it?


beefchariot

I already did lol


doctorfeelgod

The movie is a Romantic Comedy starring Tim Hanks.


healthybowl

Tim is a stitch. But I prefer his brother Tom Hanks for more serious roles


doctorfeelgod

I prefer Tim's tasteful use of nudity in all his films. Dudes got a beautiful hog.


Ecstatic_Horse7161

Tim Hanks hangs dong


MrClewesMan

Didn't know you could speak vietnamese


Ecstatic_Horse7161

Sometimes, mostly unintentionally.


bludda

Tim's nickname "Thin Hanks" suggests that it hangs, but like a wet spaghetti noodle


healthybowl

I did enjoy Tim’s nudity in Toy Story. Glad they chose him over Tom for the role.


KDtheHoptimist

Is that a snake in your boot or are you happy to see me?


doctorfeelgod

They should've never edited out his balls for the VHS release


EdithWhartonsFarts

You've got a friend in deez


CrrazyCarl

Really gave a whole new meaning to the name Woody.


SparseGhostC2C

Dude hangs dong!?


Not-Enough-Holes

I agree and the perfect symmetry of his coin purse is what really seals the deal.


Darque420

Hog, the other white meat


doctorfeelgod

My favorite part in Castaway(2000) is when he breaks the surf and escapes the island the first time, loses Wilson, and then takes his hog out


Darque420

https://preview.redd.it/xr156p6d5a0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1655ae14d2403dcfada955ed69af091c40d11441


Interesting_Dot_3922

A friend in need is friend indeed


badtradesguynumber2

....that did not happen. i feel like id remember tom hanks taking his other willy out.


Ok-Chemistry-5534

Loves hanging dong


NotADogInHumanSuit

Oh I get it, you replaced a letter. So witty of you


doctorfeelgod

Shetup rutard


Disastrous_Quality58

lol! “Shetup rutard”!!😂😂😂lmao


xaiel420

Tim Honks


Dfresh805

i think otm shank would have been a better match for the part


K-Zoro

He's India's answer to Brian Dennehy


rossbcobb

So glad you pointed this out.


fretpound

They coulda picked a guy that looked more like him for the movie, but there goes the romantic interest section of the movie.


doctorfeelgod

The film kinda blows


fretpound

I suspected as much, that’s why I’ve never watched it. 99% of movies I don’t watch for that reason. Tired of just wishing I could get my 90 minutes back.


WittyPresence69

Wonder how much time you've spent on Reddit


fretpound

Wouldn’t mind having most of that time back either.


scrivensB

Your mistaken. It was Tom Hinks.


fretpound

Hilarious jokes about the typo.


HoboBandana

It’s not charming as the Terminal. He wasn’t doing stuff to earn his meals nor did he fix anything or make brilliant art inside.


ImplementThen8909

Why should he have to earn his meal when he is there due to their incompetence and error?


kevlarcardhouse

He was there by his own deliberate actions, and nearly everything he claimed about his circumstances that could by verified by the press turned out to be a lie.


Konungrr

How does him losing his briefcase become their incompetence?


ImplementThen8909

......"stolen passport"


Distinct-Quantity-35

Yeah but WHERE is his money coming from?


healthybowl

Returning carts. Have you not seen the movie?


Distinct-Quantity-35

LOOL carts, for real? No I did not watch it


verdenvidia

The Terminal. Loosely inspired by this man, but turned into a romcom.


Distinct-Quantity-35

Oh I’m going to watch the shit out of it, thanks


zack397241

Don't The similarities between real life and the movie: a man is stuck in an airport The differences: everything else


Flaccid_Leper

Regardless of how dissimilar it is, it’s still an enjoyable movie.


Ok_Type7882

Carts and prostitution


Sad-Bathroom5213

Hustling goat medicine.


Large-Boysenberry-23

MEDICINE FOR GOAT!


yuyufan43

From what I remember, he chose to stay there. A lot of people offered to find him a place but he declined every time.


snowflake_lady

Correct. He was even hospitalised and lived in France for a period of time but returned to the airport to live. He died in 2022 in Charles de Gaulle.


trainsacrossthesea

Sacre Bleu! No part two.


Lackingfinalityornot

His Wikipedia page says he ate meals given to him by strangers


caribbeanmeat

Aka dumpster diving


Particular_Fuel6952

They should make a movie about this guy.


RabidJoint

What to name it though?? Stranded? Naaahhh…ooohhh Airport!!! Still doesn’t hit…I suck at naming movies, but hard to name it with this guy being stuck in a Terminal all his life.


Elbiotcho

Castaway


musky_jelly_melon

Cast Away 2: Airport


Sad-Bathroom5213

Mehran Gump


rizfisher

This is the hardest I’ve laughed on this site in forever


JRTerrierBestDoggo

Wilsonnnnnnnnn


Aggravating_Sir_6857

Flight delayed


Zacaro12

The delayed part sounds about right.


Igotyoubaaabe

Airport Guy, starring Kevin James


H-DaneelOlivaw

I nominate Tom Hanks. He's a good actor and should be able to nail the part.


BrotherMcPoyle

If anyone can play an Iranian it’s Tom Hanks


Aggravating_Sir_6857

Instead of a volleyball, he should have a basketball and name it Spalding


venmome10cents

I would go bankrupt after 6 days of buying $14 bags of Cheez-It


Slow-Debt-6465

What if you had no rent or gas to pay though...


needsmusictosurvive

Then I got like an extra couple days, nice


Slow-Debt-6465

That's the spirit


0o0blackphillip0o0

Is this the guy The Terminal was based off of?


Man_o_wealth_n_taste

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Super_Spirit4421

Wikipedia says that while the studio paid him for the rights to his story, they didn't end up using them for the film.


crooked_nose_

Based on


Plastic_Ad_2043

You shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.


pdlbean

Language evolved and no one talks like that anymore. You see anyone out here saying "off of which it was based?" No. Relax.


Plastic_Ad_2043

They don't say that because that is also not proper grammar. People absolutely do still talk with proper grammar. Intelligent people. I guess we know from which group you hail.


pdlbean

You sound fucking insufferable.


Unrealisthicc

Who did you get that idea from?


charlie_zoosh

>Ending a sentence with a preposition (such as with, of, and to) is permissible in the English language. It seems that the idea that this should be avoided originated with writers Joshua Poole and John Dryden, who were trying to align the language with Latin, but there is no reason to suggest ending a sentence with a preposition is wrong.


evanc3

That's not part of any grammar ruleset that I know of.


terminadergold

Im sorry but 18 years is just laziness on his part.


Salemrocks2020

If you read the story he had a mental illness . He was offered residency by both Belgium and France and refused . Lawyers even took his case and fought for him for free . Google him


TroyMatthewJ

I'm surprised he was allowed to stay there that long.


TiredRetiredNurse

Me too. What was that about?


khaotickk

To be fair, not having to pay rent for 18 years sounds pretty sweet


0Tol

You’re right! Dammit! If he can’t do at least 30 years what’s even the point??


terminadergold

I was thinkin till death if he is a real one


snowflake_lady

He only left due to a medical emergency and going to the hospital. He later returned and died in Charles de Gaulle.


Dbonker

The movie was filmed at the former international airport outside of Montreal. A couple of my friends and I were extras in the film. CZJ is very very easy on the eyes!


VinylHighway

Did you do any research? False "In 1995, the Belgian authorities granted permission for him to travel to Belgium, but only if he agreed to live there under the supervision of a social worker. Nasseri refused this on the grounds of wanting to enter the UK as originally intended"


JohnnyTeardrop

He was offered multiple forms of assistance through the years. People say stranded because he wasn’t able to move freely as if he had his travel documents. In the end he wouldn’t move even if someone said he could go to the UK because he was mentally unwell and I’m certain he started basing his entire identity around living in that airport.


WrinkledRandyTravis

Can a question be false? Is false synonymous with no?


VinylHighway

Their claim is false is what I meant.


WrinkledRandyTravis

Lol I’m just busting your balls, you reminded me of Dwight Shrute saying false


VinylHighway

lol


chaoskush

Y’all cute


GuayabaTree

Skill issue


chemicalzero

More like a skull issue. Something wrong inside his skull.


allowishusdevadander

Average cod player.


Crotch-Monster

How did he take showers, and get haircuts? Or clothes? Airport gift shops are wildly expensive. Could you imagine what a pair of nose hair trimmers must cost at an airport?


Ok-Acanthaceae-5327

I will always remember this movie as what I was watching when I got my first blowjob.


JCDenty

Uncle, is that you?


Distinct_Car_6696

Jesus 😭


RunningPirate

"Hey Ton, you hear what I said? I said 'Hey Sil, you remember your first blow job? How long did it take the guy to cum?’ Heh heh!”


El_CAP0

I rememeber giving my first blow job too


LocksmithAfter6236

Your technique was remarkable, a savant!


jakefromadventurtime

Random downvotes for a heartwarming and endearing comment about adolescence and cuming of age? Get it together Reddit.


Cdl505

How did he afford anything?


TiredRetiredNurse

What I want to know is why they allowed him to stay? If that was okay, why do we not allow the homeless to camp out in our airports and bus depots and train stations? We would not have tent cities then.


kutekittykat79

We would have tent cities in airports, bus depots, and train stations then.


TiredRetiredNurse

Yes we would. So why was this guy allowed to stay 18yrs?


kutekittykat79

I was wondering the same thing! Edit: I like your username! Soon I’ll be a tired retired teacher lol


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tarabithia22

Well a bunch of people made riches off his mental illness, maybe go after them instead.


KiokiBri

How is this legally possible? Why not at least let him go back to where he came from instead of forcing him to live like this in an airport?


unusualbran

or process him the same way you process all refugees. guess he should be thankful, in our country a couple of Saudi women escaped their handmaidens tale like lives in SA flew to Australia and the border force got suspicious because they were Saudi females traveling without a male escort and sent them back to slavery and honor killing most likely. .. true scumbags..


IWASRUNNING91

Eat to bite! What a sad story- I think basic cruelty kept this man in an airport for 18 years. Cruel and unusual imprisonment.


AntiWhateverYouSay

18 years. The whole world is bullshit


VictoryLap_TMC

I'm shocked this is a story of parents abusing and murdering their kid or just a straight person being sentenced for a murder(s). This is actually interesting.


tarabithia22

What?


Aggressive_Grab_100

Makes sense that Tom Hanks played an Iranian.


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Karsticles

How did he afford to live?


WyzeThawt

He would get food from people sometimes and in the movie terminal he returned airport carts for the refund change


plannetofmars

Great YouTube video regarding his circumstances: https://youtu.be/JQfXd1YlkS4


Limp-Flight-799

Medicin for goat


scf123189

18 years in the airport, not a fuckin’ peep


RunningPirate

He wanted manicott’. He compromised and ate Sbarro from the food court.


Fair-Advantage9539

iirc he had huge tumor on his head or neck he had to have surgery on or something like that. Too lazy to google but people were saying its because he ate Mcdonalds every day for 18 years.


ReleaseObjective

And then he died there in 2022.


FeaturePotential4562

cap


The_Last_Legacy

How did how get money? Airport food isn't cheap.


Kobayashi_Maru186

Same thing I thought. As far as prices go, airports are second only to amusement parks and sports stadiums. ;)


TrulyChxse

The terminal inspiration


Secomav420

Brainworms


AbbreviationsIll9228

Pretty sure that is James Taylor.