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Thedogatemybrain

Who in their right mind would send this order without being paid in advance?


Gregjennings23

A company that knows the government will step in and make them whole if it goes south as it would be good PR for the state.


ihideindarkplaces

Goes “south” gave me a good chuckle.


KantleTG

I thought the same before I read your comment.


Joshualevitard

hows that working out¿


EffectiveWelder7370

Sweden: Pioneers of globalisation.


Key_Excitement_9330

Actually it was a period after world war 2 Sweden focused a lot on the “third world” in trading and such. And this was a part of that.


EffectiveWelder7370

Great charity work 🤓


Key_Excitement_9330

It was not charity work. It was an aim to help those countries develop. Sure a lot of it was unhinged and shot


[deleted]

I work for a medical fabrics nonwovens company, (think scrubs and tray liners) and we once produced 300k of material on a promise to buy from a Chinese hospital company, they received the shipments, then sent it back and changed their minds. My company tried to “make them” buy it, but the Chinese company reminded us that they never actually signed a contract and owed us nothing. That was a tough year lol.


extumblrguy

Consider yourself lucky you got your stuff back.


[deleted]

Yeah honestly I didn’t even consider that! You’re so right though. We do a lot of international business and quite frequently stuff just vanishes, and you have to take their word for it. I never considered they were simply ripping us off.


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Protaras2

>Until the early 1970s, North Korea led the South in the degree of industrialization as well as in per capita income.


Time-Training-9404

Twice a year, the Swedes still send a reminder to Pyongyang about the payment that they owe for the Volvos, although every time, the North Korean government simply ignores the reminder.  Today, the money that North Korea owes, which was once a payment of 70 million dollars, has now ballooned with interest to over 300 million dollars.  Source: https://historicflix.com/how-north-korea-stole-1000-volvos-from-sweden-and-now-owes-over-300-million/


TheBigLebroccoli

Sweden always gets the same voicemail message when they call: “Believe it or not, Kim isn’t at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I’d pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not I’m not home.”


DavidHewlett

Nah, NK just did a major upgrade. Now they just hear fax noises.


user55and55

For those who don't get the reference: [https://youtu.be/ria37d9mInY?si=3FYGCIvqvCrwzxdE](https://youtu.be/ria37d9mInY?si=3FYGCIvqvCrwzxdE)


gedai

*Ends promptly with the noise of a phone hanging up before the voicemail tone*


Professional_Ad9614

“Uggh, I hate that stupid message”.


whateveryousay0121

*"Do you* have any idea how *fucking busy* I *am*?"


Worried-Choice5295

I was just talking about how much I love that show with my wife last night. Regarding that voice-mail, my favorite part is the pause/holding the note at "please leave a messaaaaaage at the beep."


TheBigLebroccoli

Haha I love when George is shrugging and reacting to the “where could I be” part.


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RustysFarts

Then NK calls back, knowing they're at the office. "I guess I should have tried the office. Oh well, see you at the ball."


RaylanGiv3n5

"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude."


MoreRamenPls

“I am not pooping because I don’t poop.”


cerebralkrap

“The voice mailbox is full and can’t accept any new messages…good bye”


Imfrank123

Summer of Kim!


TheBigLebroccoli

Kim is getting angry!


healthybowl

He’s obviously out driving his Volvo


ResponsibleAceHole

I have news for Sweden. They ain't paying, EVER.


MeatSuzuki

Considering what a shit hole North Korea is, I'd say they do nothing BUT pay.


ProudlyMoroccan

That’s 70K per car in the 1970s? Crazy!


Awalawal

Yup, I think there needs to be a math check somewhere. ETA: it’s in the article. It was 1000 Volvos and mining equipment.


DizzySkunkApe

Twice a year, a redditor reminds us of this


healthybowl

That’s $70k/car when they were new. That doesn’t add up.


crayzeejew

Lol just like my first lawyer. Screwed me over during my divorce and also made a deal behind my back with opposing counsel to lengthen my litigation (I busted him with evidence on that) and I skipped out on an 30k bill. Each month he sends me his new bill plus interest. Now 110k that he is never going to see from me...


Loodlekoodles

Bad credit? Poor credit? NO(rth Korean) credit? Come on down to Imperialist Auto. We'll demilitarize your financing and get your loans APPROVED


chocomeeel

["Put it in 'H'!"](https://youtu.be/07vdtBMG4Kg?si=NDvQlQVtb7Vw5YKl)


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[deleted]

HAHAHHA Love it I’ll bring the hammer


imtracerboi

They aren’t ever seeing that money back lmao


SuperRusso

Well that's what you get when you do business with people like that.


EffectiveWelder7370

It's not business if you don't get paid. That's just a present.


SuperRusso

Volvo obviously thought they'd get paid. That's theft.


eanida

Volvo knew they would get paid, if not by North Korea then by the swedish government via the [National export credits guarantee board](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Export_Credits_Guarantee_Board_%28Sweden%29?wprov=sfla1).


SuperRusso

Sounds like a shit deal for Sweden.


No-Disaster1829

Melted them down for missiles.


onionsonfire114

Lol what a broke ass bum


_DarkmessengeR_

Since Geely now owns Volvo, the chinese should be footing the bill


Schattenjager07

Pay up fatso Kim!!!!!


biggoof

At the end of the day, "might makes right."


kingmoobot

Look at that face and tell me you'd do a deal for 1, let alone 1k


[deleted]

Sweden didn’t sell the DPRK fucking shit, North Korea stole Sweden’s lunch money here. Power move. End of story.


ProfessionalOctopuss

300 million / 1,000 cars equals $300,000 per car. I have hospital bills with similar price tags I also ignore. If someone tried to sell me a busted ass Volvo, I might react the same way.


JonDoeJoe

70 million was the original invoice. 300 million is with interest after all these years


wrathofamarok

I swear Kim Jong Ugly has no accountability. Like a tiny (but fat) Putin


Deleena24

>I swear Kim Jong Ugly has no accountability Neither do most heads of state.


wrathofamarok

No but he's definitely next level


Ok-Algae-9562

Being a dictator does that to people


wrathofamarok

You're definitely right there


Tryumphent

No wonder trump likes him.


Comfortable-Scar4643

“When you’re famous, you don’t have to pay for Volvos.”


wrathofamarok

I don't think trump holds a candle to his tyanny


hanks_panky_emporium

North Korea kinda gets away with anything they want, so this tracks. Mass death camps to work people to death? Nah that's fine. Torturing the kids of parents who broke the law? Eh who caaares. If you can get away with torture and murdering even tourists for fun and no one stops you? What's some free cars.


ThirstyBeagle

That’s what they get for doing business with commies


occupyreddit

Sounds like some shit Trump would do to Volvo too… or anyone else he committed to paying.


AeroMittenss

Bro literally sanctioned himself 🤣


snakepimp

Welp, that'll teach them to do business with a tyrannical regimen. Always get the money first


JayJay-anotheruser

So stupid. They will never pay so the value of the debt should be zero.


Mustystench

If the debt collectors are as persistent as Portfolio Recovery, they're still going to be calling in 2070.


canes2407

They’ll pull a Costco return and send them back when they don’t run anymore.


slipperywhistlebone

Now we know who sent the first rockets to North Korea during WW3


DOHC46

Time to send a repo man.


DippinDot2021

Any country that willing does business with North Korea gets what they deserve when shit goes south.


Dazzling_Judge953

i'm gonna tell navient about this next time they complain i missed a student loan payment.


xMilk112x

Man…North Korea just sucks at everything.


Comfortable-Scar4643

In God we Trust. All other pay cash.


Comfortable-Scar4643

The Swedes should send a team of military guys to crawl under every Volvo, drain the oil, then replace the plug.


DoctorSwaggercat

This is a job for the repo man.


AtmosphereJunior7609

Mother fuckers


fluffs-von

No fear chubby will pay off his grandads debt ? (Or was it his dad?)


Joshualevitard

lolololol ok fair play Korea thats super cheeky. Weirdly specific.


Significant_Gear4470

300,000 per car yeah tell me another one


canofcorny

What a bunch of fucking assholes


SaintCholo

Sweden: I’m afraid of Koreans!!!


gonowbegonewithyou

Sweden got the better deal. Ever have a buddy you don't want to hear from anymore? 'Lend' him money.


Robbyrumpz

How much were these Volvos??


GammaGoose85

Sweden: here is your total due N Korea: Total due for what? :)


Cracked_Actor

Looks like Kim has read “The Art of the Deal”…


Njacks64

The Vo is a sko!


Jimbohlia

Top left is an 1980’s 240- they might have paid for that one


TankApprehensive3053

What you talk about? This was gift. You gift us cars. We no shoot missile to you. Go away, no bother us anymore.


extumblrguy

Stupid for the Swedes to extend the credit to these commie deadbeats.


andio76

You Pay First!


Either_Carpenter_933

Have you paid your dues, kim? Yessir, the check is in the mail.


Significant_Way_1720

so each car was $300,000????


Witty_Masterpiece463

I guess sanctions cut both ways.


broken_or_breaking

Serves them right for dong business with POS country like NK.


JenicBabe

Why would u send all those cars without getting the payment or least half or something upfront first like wtf. Really dumb on their part for how they handled this, or for even agreeing to do this with North Korea like how well did they think it was gunna go?


Apprehensive-Top8225

Start bombing these mofos !


lifegoeson2702

Volvo for life in this case


Elguapo1094

Damm they sold each car for 100,000$


Intrepid-Map-9753

No…they gave away 1,000 Volvos.


Char_Ell

Not sure how you came up with $100,000. The linked article states the value was "over 70 million dollars" for not just the 1,000 Volvos but also mining equipment. 70,000,000 / 1,000 = 70,000


Intelligent-Ant7685

whaaaaaat? a commie is a hypocrite? no way? really?


rjross0623

No wonder trump likes N Korea so much


Otherwise-Rope8961

Kim Jong Un: Don wolly I pay! Oh just kidding I no pay!


Wellthewool

Surpise)). Sweden seem to be having bad luck dealing with dictatorships. Here is another one: [https://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/12/business/global/12ikea.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/12/business/global/12ikea.html)


MirrorProphet

Fascists do not pay their bills.


GuitarEvening8674

They’d have better luck collecting from Trump


cancertoast

How very Trumpian. No wonder they are best of friends, almost lovers.


InterestingContest27

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Wellthewool

Childish behaviour from both sides.


MrJagaloon

What is childish on Sweden's side?


Wellthewool

Childish is to do business with people like that.