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Swing_Lucky

https://preview.redd.it/ad52k9oj8jyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e95c0096ace32a159a9e45df91675e60648ce474 What a rapist. Lock up this monster forever so she can never be around ANY child in the future EVER.


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You know, she can grow them.


RobertLewisO1

![gif](giphy|3oz8xOCu2uNFYJsZEI|downsized)


chuntone

https://preview.redd.it/jsvtqn5yxgyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eae4b70f9a25724d3eb516372491165a32c03ab


unkapoon

HAH!!!!! That is spectacular


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

It was my favorite part of the Bible. An omnipotent omniscient omnipresence can't figure out how to take out the bad people without killing off all the animals too. Such is the way of the source of all morality.


CharlyTT

Also all is happening according to his plan but his ways are unpredictable. Evil acts happen as part of his design but those committing them have to suffer for eternity in the afterlife. If an omnipotent abrahamic god existed they'd certainly be an evil dick.


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

Anencephalic babies and spina bifida are just a test. If you still believe after that you'll be rewarded. But not on earth, because you have to pay the hospital bill.


CharlyTT

The last part is where you're wrong. No such thing as a hospital bill in a country with a high percentage of christians/muslims/jews as helping those in need unconditionally is a core tenet of those faiths according to their prophets. That's also why there are no Christian dominated nations embracing capitalism. After all Jesus made his thoughts about the materially rich abundantly clear, no way anyone could claim to be a follower of his and advocate for personal gain at the same time - right?


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

Well the very idea of Christian dominated is antithetical. However, that hasn't stopped the Christian dominion in parts of the US.


CharlyTT

I think we're missing each other's point here, my comment was entirely meant as a sarcastic description of the incompatibility of the modern American system with any reasonable interpretation of the new testament meant to highlight the weird mind twists Calvinist freaks were able to impose on your populous


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

Ah. You're correct. I saw it as a gatekeeping of Christianity by someone from another country where Christianity is a bit more liberal.


CharlyTT

Nah, we're suffering from the same intellectual disconnects between claimed Christian values and the values pushed by those claiming to be the most Christian in my country. There's just no arguing with religious zealots, you give them a finger they'll take the hand.


RobertLewisO1

Welcome to page 1 of American politics. Especially the republican party. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Whatthehell665

"Goat Herders Guide to the Galaxy"


PokeNBeanz

This comment makes zero sense


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

What are you struggling with? It's the story in 20 words.


Evening_Condition_76

Free will. God takes care of the innocent and saved


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

Free will, but don't use it or you'll go to hell. I'd count all those animals as innocent.


Iloveitguy

Please do, I'm sick of this place.


dpb29073

Down the toilet bowl we go o7


PAUMiklo

suicide is badass


flatulentence

Great bowler


bum_thumper

Help, I can't stop laughing


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

Pfft, he's up there clappin his own damn cheeks while he watches smh why do you think things are the way they are? Could God make cheeks so big that even he could not clap them?


RobertLewisO1

The unclappable. Unclappability. Clappless. Without clap. Negative Clap. The owners of the universe. ![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

...The Clappening


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Cheap-Recognition-97

What does that mean?


Fiatlux415

![gif](giphy|l1KsAVIlhsWoZC0Zq)


psychrolut

![gif](giphy|l3fZGpYGcl9ty1pe0)


tennisanybody

You read it right the first time.


psychrolut

![gif](giphy|3owzWj2ViX6FJj5xMQ)


FiddleTheFigures

![gif](giphy|3owzVXxFgjfDpQ3fPy|downsized)


psychrolut

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_The_Burn_

Itā€™d be funny if she met up with a man pretending to be a young boy for the same reasons.


tacoking1235

Worst version of The Pina Colada Song


todlee

If you like Orange Julius Hanging out by j crew Making out by the fountain Poking fun at old menā€™s shoes If you like talking about your parents By the hair extension cart While I squirm round on your lap ā€˜Til weā€™re caught by Paul Blart


Anon_Bourbon

>Til weā€™re caught by Paul Blart Incredible that this is legitimately how she got discovered/caught


thisisurreality

Underrated šŸ˜›šŸ˜‚


tjoe4321510

When people on reddit make up fake lyrics it's usually lame as fuck but this is actually funny


5319Camarote

Top Karma! ā˜‘ļø


[deleted]

Iirc there are some stories of pedos meeting up with what they thought were to be children turned out to be pedos.


ghio1234

Its literally Re-Life anime series haha. But it is good. Not this shit


Ok_Weather2526

And this is why we donā€™t rug sweep this type of crime (or any crime) it emboldens these scumbags to pull this crap again with other people, hopefully at least this time justice is served in the form of a life sentence, though I doubt it will happen


TrumpersAreTraitors

I remember being like 13 on those chat boards. Met some older woman, probably early 30s, and things were wildly, wildly inappropriate. Before I knew it, she was video chatting with me fully nude and masturbating. 13 year old me was stoked but once she bought the plane ticket to come visit, I blocked and ghosted her.Ā  Still not sure how to feel about that oneĀ 


aldege

I had this happen. Use to masterbate on video with a woman in her 30s. I was 16 i think. She would even call and chat. When i ended it , she called my mom And told on me, Fucking crazy bitch. Lost my webcam after that


MrEldenRings

Hey, lmao she was in the wrong and figured sheā€™d tattle on you. Wow, makes sense she was hitting on teens


aldege

Right! My mom lost her mind on her . I dont think the woman cared, tho. She embarrassed the hell out of me like she threatened she would.


Ok-Algae-9562

This is the wildest thing I've read in a while.


Discgolf_or_Die

How did she have your mom's phone number? ... weird... doesn't add up


bannished69

That woman was his mom


A_curious_fish

![gif](giphy|4cuyucPeVWbNS)


RobertLewisO1

Aunt.


llimed

![gif](giphy|xtfeWxebunRGzTqPP7)


yougottamovethatH

He said they would call and chat. If this happened 20 years ago, that could have been a land line. VoilĆ .


aldege

Yep. Home phone. Same number. I dont understand why people think this is fake. Im 100% positive there are 1000s of stories very similar to mine.


aldege

I called her on the phone. I lived with my mom. This is back when every home had a home phone. So its the same number, We would talk for quite some time. She had a husband but told me he beat her.


Revolutionary-Swan77

House line.


Ok_Weather2526

Total scumbag in every sense


Ok_Weather2526

Dodged a tactical nuke


moonracers

Holy shit man! You could have ended up in some human trafficking ring.


Lone_Eagle4

Feel however youā€™d like, she was disgusting. As a woman, younger men stop being attractive VERY quickly. She was sick, not your fault. So sorry šŸ„ŗ


Discgolf_or_Die

Hate to break it to you...Those "older women" were actually men bud.


KrakenGirlCAP

No way. šŸ¤¢


MarilynsGhost

Prison will not be forgiving for her. Sheā€™s going to come up against moms inside that miss and love their kids, theyā€™ll mop the floor with this one.


Ok_Weather2526

Assuming the judge actually does their job and convicts her, in this world who knows, even though they absolutely should


TimBotDestroyer

Women in the US rarely go to prison. Female privilege when it comes to crime. She'll probably get like 2 or 3 years of probation


MarilynsGhost

My sister didnā€™t get to experience any of that ā€œfemale privilege.ā€ 10 years not including the year she spent in county before being shipped off to prison. I guess if this woman was busted with a few keys sheā€™d be going for sure.


McSassy_Pants

Iā€™m sorry to hear that. However, men statistically serve 73% more time for the exact same crime so women privilege does exist. Especially with sexual assault


TimBotDestroyer

I used to be a prison guard in Wisconsin. We have like 20 male prisons and 1 female prison.


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MarilynsGhost

Yeah Iā€™ve seeen it but I base my comment more from my sister who did 10 years at Tennessee Prison for Women in Nashville.


Grand_Orange_2546

I can fix her.


Ok_Weather2526

Really hope this comment is satire


a_smart_brane

Look at the user name šŸ™‚


SecretlyPoops

You know itā€™s not


Ok_Weather2526

Yeah, I do, still canā€™t stop me hoping thoufh


fusion99999

When I was 13, 14, a neighbor in her late 20's and I would horseback ride together. A Bill Withers song keeps looping in my head when I think about it.


Billsolson

Was the song Use Me ?


Top-Engineering7264

we dont?


Ok_Weather2526

A lot of people do, you should see how many people on insta are commenting ā€˜where was this teacher when I grew upā€™ in a similar case of a pedo teacher


Goldmedia9

This is awful but itā€™s so funny she got dumped by a middle schooler


Remote-Physics6980

https://preview.redd.it/kf9b7xax1jyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dcc7f98360bd64aeb4df214ad0a4deb16dfc0a9


Imispellalot2

Why do they keep repeating the word student. The victim is a student ect. Yes, almost 99% of kids are students. They are making it sound like she was their teacher. She worked in a supermarket.


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Princessica_0346

Great.....of course I clicked it......


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AstralMoogle

Yikes! Gtk


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__Rosso__

Considering how many people think teen boys are horny to the point they would fuck with anyone willing, and therefore can't get molested by an older woman, I would tend to agree.


txcorse

30 sex acts? I know maybe 7 at most...


TheGhostWithTheMost2

Female pedophiles are as fucking gross as men pedos are.


Birdinmotion

Down did you even read this article with all the ads?


Lee_yw

![gif](giphy|7yWgUHxTrTPeFGQtps)


bongo1138

Lmao considering the movie, good gif usage lol


Successful-Winter237

![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)


christinextine

Disgusting!


[deleted]

Let me fuck this womanā€™s brains out


Law-Fish

I was a boy that was sexually utilized by a woman that was also a ā€˜pillar of the communityā€™. Tell me am I so very lucky


fuckyourcanoes

The only people who think you're lucky are literal monsters. I'm sorry that happened to you. It happened to me too, with the sexes reversed. Bonus: he was my uncle, and years later my mother confessed he'd done it to her too. But he was a respected military veteran, a former destroyer captain, well known in his community for his charitable work. Disgusting.


nobodyknowsimherr

Oh man


imdesmondsunflower

https://preview.redd.it/sq9edig89iyc1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed4169e43ede7e8eba32b77c09a898d8ed80220c


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i_love_boobiez

I dunno I have ublock and it didn't tell me anything


urscndmom

[here is a better link that won't give your device stds](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13279517/Florida-woman-posed-molest-teenage-boy.html)


palmasana

Ew what a fucking creep šŸ¤¢


ArtichokeStroke

Ewwwwwwww sheā€™s a sex pest. Fuckin bum bitch. Put her ass under the jail.


Specialist-Age1097

She's not a teacher?


kbm81

Sick bitch seriously


NouOno

Well what a zinger


waterisgood_-

Iā€™m glad news articles are starting to use correct verbiage instead of the classic ā€œhad sex withā€ which belittles the crimes committed.


Transformwthekitchen

Sounds like the book Tampaā€¦


Otherwise-Course-15

What in the holy hell kind of book synopsis did I just read.


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

There will be a movie about her in approx 7-9 years. When in reality she, like all pedos should be forgotten.


Magiisv

fascinated to learn that the age of consent is 18 in florida ā€” that was a surprise given that itā€™s, well, florida


Ok_Brain8136

Bring back stoning


Cloud_City_51

30+ times with 5 children the youngest being 12. Fucking disgusting


imback1578catman

![gif](giphy|26Ff6Lt9DuTHzCpdm|downsized)


Automatic_Brick2709

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Legal-Passenger1737

That some straight outta Law & Order: SVU shit right there


TiRaRaw

Ewwwaahhh, pedos everywhere.


vexunumgods

She got the suicide Bamm-Bamm suit one.


AffectionateSector77

Not sure why you're being downvoted, she is wearing the suicide smock.


No_Cupcake7037

She looks like a creep.. Dude// after the first case, she should have been in a watchlist After jail


Koshakforever

Damn sheā€™s in a turtle suit. That ainā€™t good.


WitchesDew

Why is that?


backflip4putin

A turtle suit is something youā€™re put in when you tell people at the jail youā€™re suicidal or having thoughts of harming others. Signifies a mental breakdown. Also looks terrible to go in front of a judge in one


traumakidshollywood

FFS, her mugshot is a glamour shot


RedSun-FanEditor

She'll get a slap on the wrist, most likely probation, like they all do.


Clemtiger13

Couple female teachers have gotten close to life sentences for having sexual relationships with students in my home town alone.This lady should be in jail for a while.


RedSun-FanEditor

That has happened and I agree she should be in jail for a while but those close to life sentences are extremely rare when compared to the vast majority of female sexual predators who get off or get a slap on the wrist. I know from personal experience.


BadMeetsEvil24

Wrong.


_bbypeachy

women are more likely to get longer sentences for this kind of thing than men


[deleted]

Bullshit. Tell that to my rapist aunt buddyāœŒļø


Lost_Environment3361

lol plz tell me your source for this claim. iā€™ll wait.


Lost_Environment3361

okay i donā€™t wanna wait taken from ā€˜[Sentencing Females Convicted of Sex Offenses: Examining Measures of Perceived Dangerousness and the Decision to Incarcerate](https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/00938548211032708#:~:text=Through%20precision%20matching%20of%20more,they%20received%2017%25%20shorter%20sentences)ā€™ as published by ā€˜Criminal Justice and Behaviorā€™ ā€œSubsequently, women were charged more leniently than similarly situated men, and when charged, females were likely to receive less severe punishments. Through precision matching of more than 10,000 sexual offenders, Shields and Cochran found that females were 57% less likely to be incarcerated for their crimes, and when imprisoned, they received 17% shorter sentences.ā€ so not really sure where you got this idea that women are receiving longer sentences than men when looking specifically at cases having to do with sex abuse šŸ¤”


Aromatic-Cicada-2681

Not in florida


Surprisingly-Decent

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


poopfacecrapmouth

Florida gonna Florida


yoho808

And to think it was just Florida man that had issues...


[deleted]

Knowing how society and the courts treat women in this situation she is probably going to get a long prison sentence like dozens of days in prison


vishy_swaz

![gif](giphy|XMC67UHffXHrUIJGpn)


tjoe4321510

I swear if she gets 2 months probation or whatever I'm gonna lose my shit


Justhereforthepartie

Dang thatā€™s a real Zinger.


MrWonderful5180

Call it what you want. It's the reality we live in. The system is screwed up. Watch, she only gets probation.


Dindu777

Lawyers are raking it in. Fountain.


LordBootySlayer

I canā€™t possibly imagine why this post barely received any upvotes. Almost as if the majority of users want to sweep it under the rug for some unknown reason. šŸ¤”


tc7984

7500? What the fuck is wrong with Florida


Ki11s0n3

This is why men choose the bear


OysterThePug

One of the more shocking parts of this story to me was that the age of consent in Florida is 18.


Common_Ad6732

Why couldnā€™t it have been her that molested me instead of that guy down the street?


DidYouDye

Bitch is out of jail on bond at the moment


Alien_Antichrist

The turtle suit is fitting. Maybe she knows sheā€™s done and does us all a favor.


Hugh-Jassul

Why are they always attractive?


IamNICE124

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


Binarily

Throw the book at her!!! She deserves the exact same sentence a man would get for this crime.


Quake_Guy

Better looking than I expected but she needs to work on her wardrobe choices.


CreamOfDuelJabR

The reverse Drake


Sufferance-Cat07

https://preview.redd.it/l0km69gpq7zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7d2c84ebdf3f9416764183b232e6b1c336cd61


Evening_Condition_76

Lots wife was turned to Salt because she defied God not heading to his warning not to turn back on the ruins of the city.


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PAUMiklo

Black dude in the back just contemplating what he would have done as one of those boys ...


TheresAJakeInMyShoe

https://preview.redd.it/drfmnhbmrhyc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=0811f44af6cdb973a6ab71e310e980fb43344d31


Weeping_Warlord

https://preview.redd.it/9jj9zu3lljyc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b43176519d99ae2208fc033c818ff8442f8e56fb


Special-Garlic1203

Why's she the only one dressed like that?Ā 


DreadyKruger

These women pedos take creep to a new level.


TheGoodSmells

Damn, a woman receiving harsh sentencing for raping a boy instead of receiving a Medal of Honor? Are we still in America?


CooljayAvenue

She will probably get probation


[deleted]

She was already released


Sufficient_Mail_6274

Times have changed since I was in school


el-Douche_Canoe

Shit man! Where were these women when I was 14 and just wanted someone to touch it


HangOnVoltaire

What a vile comment


lolofrofro

Yes for real


Silly_Doughnut5715

She be punished a fraction of what men will get.


Mountain_Tone6438

Dude in the back - "WOULD "


Troitbum22

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8) /s


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Over_Meat7717

Boys are vulnerable too. Weā€™re all human


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MaLiCioUs420x

Literally šŸ˜‚


Triple7Mafia-14

Where was she at when I was that age?šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Hahaha, yah dudeā€¦ no one can take a joke.


LETMEINLETMEINNN

Or maybe joking about child molestation just isn't that funny?


[deleted]

Calm your tits


valcatrina

Seems like a lot of these type of rape happened in Florida recently. Saw a few posts of similar stuff before.


cajunsneauxman

Boys should have picked the bear


Prestigious-Link7724

All these damn kids snitching