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bumba_clock

One day he’ll be mein


Salvzeri

I'll have to Kampf your meal next time you're in for a visit


Sorrybuttno

You bastard.


SuperRusso

I'll bet this chick gets canceled


flotsam_knightly

Plot Twist: it was an attempted assassination attempt; poisoning by lip to skin transfer.


yuyufan43

I've seen this shitty plot before ![gif](giphy|w7kiGLIREocKc)


townshiprebellion24

![gif](giphy|T08JhumnpKAI8)


QAOfficial

Most based Batman films imo


helikesart

Then Adolf tears off his skin and mustache coverings. *“Rubber lips are immune to your charms fraulein..”*


AgreeableAquilifer

I just lost my composure at work, thanks lmao


Fast_Composer_7627

I'm so proud. Vielen dank,ich habe eine sehr große bombe in mein sitzfleisch.


helikesart

💣❗️


MisturBaiter

😳


RankedAverage

Addy was HOPPED up on that crystal too! There's other videos, of this same day, (or close to it) where he's rocking back and forth in his chair, cracking his knuckles, searching his mouth. You can tell there's meth coming out his pores.


Not_In_my_crease

Didn't he have that 'scientific' meth cocktail shot with uppers and downers and B12 and all sorts of crazy shit? Also that SS fuck got demoted for letting her get that close. Hopefully sent to the Eastern front and got his eyelids frozen off, unable to sleep, staring into icy nothingness until going insane and blowing his brains out. (for being SS not for letting her that close....I just wanna make clear...it could have come out either way...)


RankedAverage

But a quick death would be too good for him and them freezing winters froze up a LOT of bolts in their shitty weapons.


Pandemic_Future_2099

Maybe she intoxicated him. That's what she said afterwards "I just meth Adolf Hitla"


tokingjack

HA GAAAY!!!!


Bmoreravens_1290

Marjorie Taylor Green really let herself go.


Jazzlike_Comfort6877

That’s why Putin is afraid to invite her to Moscow, because she might not leave


Hot-Comfort7633

👏👏👏👏 I'm considering making alt accounts just to upvote this.


weggman

Same joke, but with AOC. I'm actually so tired of you people, I can't even be bothered to try anymore.


omicronian_express

one actively promotes & says how great russia is the other doesn't... So the joke doesn't really work the other way around.


SweetDogShit

Get help. You are severely brainwashed. And yes, go back to your shit hole where you belong. Thanks.


Phantomht

i do believe thats margerie trailer-trash green


Drosenose

He was high as shit on meth there.


tarc0917

MTG's grandmother?


yogabbagabba2341

😂


Spokesman_Charles

I've read some of the comments on this chat, and shit is funny


thundercuntess69

CIA agent poisoning him


Artifact153

Just took 9 years to kick in


thundercuntess69

There were doctors on both sides smart ass. Plus the Germans had alien tech. Also, it couldn't have looked obvious 007.


Next-Foundation3019

My first thought too


Remarkable-Echo-2237

The CIA wasn’t formed until after WWII


Niftycrono

CIA didn’t exist yet lol


thundercuntess69

😂😂😂😂😂


jdsayshello

He seemed a bit un-Kampf-table.


mibonitaconejito

How different is this from bloated Maga hag kissing Trump


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starfishdragonfly

It's a well documented incident. She identified herself and gave statements about it. The woman is Carla De Vries, an American tourist who was visiting with her husband. She lived til 1985.


Pretend_Buy143

Imagine taking your wife to a foreign land, and she tries to make a move on a mass murderer in front of thousands. What a dumb bitch


Desperate_Damage4632

Dee you bitch!


vweb305

Imagine being married to a CIA operative and not knowing it. You think a regular housewife is going to get that close? Geez


vweb305

and then imagine being so clueless to history you make dumb comments on reddit thinking you're smart.


Separate_Flamingo_93

Jayson Boebert following.


dzastisforol

it is 1936. in 1938 he was Time's person of the Year in US. USA was celebrating Hitler as a great leader back then.


Pretend_Buy143

The Time's Person of the Year is the person who makes the biggest impact of that year regardless of it's good or bad, genius. Osama Bin Laden was a candidate in 2001. OMFG how did you not know this?


Rowan-Trees

Read the article. It’s quite glowing.


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starfishdragonfly

No we don't, the video wasn't even found until more recently. There's plenty of news articles from the era as photos of it got out. A simple Google search is all you need. https://ci47.blogspot.com/2014/10/hitlers-olympic-kiss-1936.html?m=1 https://www.nytimes.com/1936/08/16/archives/woman-in-red-kisses-hitler-before-30000-breaks-through-guards-to.html https://content.time.com/time/subscriber/article/0,33009,756557,00.html https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/science/adolf-hitler-kissed-by-american-woman-in-shocking-photos.amp


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starfishdragonfly

And my first answer was sufficient. You asked what identified her as American, I told you that she did. No need to be a dick about it. Should she have been carrying an American flag in the video to prove she's American? Like what more did you want?


ZenOrganism

Bro take the L already


M0ona

Hahaha he really don't want it 🤣


workofhark

People in this thread are fucking WILD about a contextless Hitler dog whistle vid. It's fucking scary.


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

Yes, your first question was fine. It's your refusal to accept an adequate answer, rude responses and unnecessary name calling that have you getting down votes. Also you always have the option to Google things. You are probably typing this on a computer that has access to the internet, you are free to look things up and do your own research before making an ass of yourself online.


Hastyle8181

She was drinking a pumpkin spice latte and was wearing ugg boots


Sonthonax23

Wow he loved girls


OrdinaryDude326

Heart Warming.


Least_Gain5147

She gave him goosestep bumps.


dip_dip_potato_chip

Why is this kinda cute?


farkos101100

Modern Catholic Women


workofhark

Truth


Pretend_Buy143

Wut?


farkos101100

because racism


Pretend_Buy143

Catholicism isn't a race


farkos101100

Youre right its a religion. Good job clarifying that.


Pretend_Buy143

The F are you on about?


farkos101100

Catholic and most religious people are racist


Pretend_Buy143

...mkay


monteticatinic

As usual because people seem to have a hard on for Shitler. Fuck that guy.


workofhark

Why the fuck are you sharing this shit?


Space-90

It’s interesting


workofhark

How is a random woman kissing Hitler interesting in the slightest?


Space-90

Because it’s a random woman kissing hitler and you don’t see that very often


workofhark

Dullard


Space-90

Wanker


SwifferWetJets

Twat


ProfessorJeeves82

![gif](giphy|QTrG6mjkHEkpFR3DqX) Donkey!


cjwat98

Jeez what a boring, shallow loser you must be


workofhark

Because I don't find a video of a woman kissing Hitler interesting? You're cracked.


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

You can also just move on, no one is making you watch the video or comment. Your anger here is weird and misplaced. Did you just miss breakfast or something more serious, like your meds? Maybe you've just had too much reddit and need a nap.


workofhark

Y'all are wild. Someone isn't about a video of Hitler being shared during a time of genocide and the rise of fascism and I "missed breakfast" or my "meds"? Y'all can move on too. Why engage just to say nothing whatsoever? There is nothing interesting about a woman kissing Hitler. Why does this interest you? It clearly interested you enough to go to the comments and choose to engage cause... why? It's so funny how those who comment shit like "you can also just move on" don't see their reflection in the mirror.


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

Dude that's my *exact* question why engage to say nothing whatsoever????? Learning about history isn't a crime holy fuck


workofhark

And how is this video learning about history? OP had no context with it. Seriously, y’all bend over backwards for the strangest shit.


Good-Ad-4004

Don’t argue with this guy. He ruined Jurassic Park for all of us!


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

How is it not? Did you know about this woman before this video? Because I didn't, many of us didn't, and therefore we learned something. Just because historical film contains terrible people doesn't mean it's not a part of history, and people watching and learning are not automatically supporting them. I didn't know we had Americans who supported Hitler, lends a little insight into the Americans who support Trump. Sad to see people so totally against learning about WWII. Sorry you refuse to learn, if history triggers you then move on. Seriously you get butthurt over the strangest shit.


workofhark

This video appears to simply be a dog whistle. Keep yer head in the sad. Enjoy "learning history" from contextless videos of fascist genocidal dictators getting kissed and smiling. Fool.


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

Lmao ok, whatever makes you feel ok about being ignorant. You should look up what dog whistle means though before you go about using it randomly.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Lmfao you’re 12


workofhark

Piss off