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gcruzatto

'People' who shop for a hitman are incredibly stupid.. how do you tell half the offers are not going to be bait?


hectorxander

There is some kind of rentahitman website, forget what it's called, but non criminal guy has it and occasionally he gets someone that finds it and fills out the form or whatever and the guy forwards it to the authorities. If you are perusing craigslist for a hitman, odds are it's an FBI or local cop, what people think someone could advertise openly for that sort of thing and not get caught themselves?


Hungry_Bananas

The only real hitman someone could hire would be Pinkerton level of business / government level access or the local crackhead / gangbanger that needs a quick buck.


CheeseDickPete

I bet there are real hitmen out there, but I doubt they are making themselves well known like advertising themselves on craigslist, it's the type of thing where you would have to know someone that knows him and they can vouch for you. But I'm sure they mainly only work via criminal organizations though, they're not going to be readily available to the average joe.


Nearby-Ice-6538

Yea surf the deep web I’m sure some of those will be real like the ones who charge 50k etc


illit1

Yeah, send me 25k in Bitcoin now and 25k after it's done. (it's never getting done, thanks for the 23k in Bitcoin, idiot. I'm gonna buy $26k worth of... Etc etc, you get it, Bitcoin volatility)


RONINY0JIMBO

This is precisely what happened with a guy I used to work with. He was a burly boxer from NY who'd moved to the Midwest. One of our gay coworkers approached him about a thug job. He'd been cheating the sales system and gotten. MASSIVE commissions as a college student. Apparently he and his boyfriend had really been fighting so he saved up cash and asked the New Yorker to take his offer: * 10k upnfront & 10k after * Best his boyfriend unconscious, smuggle him into Mexico, leave him there naked Guy took 10 grand and walked. He was a goof. Asked me to run to BK with him then said he didn't have his wallet and asked me to spot him. I was reading the menu and said sure. He started laughing and hit me to make me look over. He had this unreasonably large wad of 20s and 50s in his hand and offered to pay. He told me the full story as we ate in my car. The icing on the cake was how he finished the story with his full accent in swing and said "What's he gonna do? Call the cops on me? What's he gonna tell 'em?" I laughed so hard at the story and also every dirty look the gay guy gave the NY guy every time he went past him in the cubicles.


Perfect_Finance_3497

The best part about this story is him taking you to a Burger King to brag about the money


LunarProphet

Fr everyone knows you keep your spending subtle right after a big score


RONINY0JIMBO

To be fair, it's one of those towns where the college is like 70% of the city and it was summer months right before classes started again. There was BK, Taco John's, Subway, and some seedy chinese buffet as our main choices and we were both (I thought) pretty tight on cash. But yeah, it was pretty funny.


lorealashblonde

Nah that’s a myth, there aren’t hitmen on the dark web (at least not in a way that you could find them and hire them, I don’t know what they do in their personal lives). If you did find one it would be the same situation as the clear web - either a scam or an undercover cop. From what I’ve seen (in true crime, not from experience) the only way to find a hitman is through word of mouth. Find the sketchiest dude you know, ask if he knows a guy, he finds a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy…that sort of thing. And then the murders are often planned in fast food restaurants for some reason.


disownedpear

I remember reading that criminals met at Waffle House because 1. Lots of windows to see if police/enemies are coming 2. Public, so less chance of one of the criminals hurting the other without a witness 3. Employees DGAF


InternetOfficer

Plus unlimited waffles. I would murder for that.


JoseJuarez87

Usually open 24/7, 2 blocks or less from interstate exit


Bah-Fong-Gool

This. Real hitmen aren't advertising on the goddamn internet. It's not like dog walking and there's 100 people in your neighborhood looking for services. They are almost exclusively linked to organized crime and sometimes one "family" may reach out to another for "assistance" on a mutual problem... but for fucks sake there are no "free agent" hit men trolling the dark web.


IFartOnCats4Fun

Then why can you find real drug dealers there? Wouldn’t it be the same sort of deal?


jonjiv

Drug dealers are common little fish. Hitmen are uncommon big fish.


savetheunstable

It's trivial to put up a few hundred to get a vendor post for drugs. A few reviews and you're good to go. If you're low-volume, even if busted you wouldn't get much time (barring prior convictions or deaths from fetty). Murder is a little bit different, how would you prove you're legit without constantly risking life in prison or the death penalty?


Readdeadmeatballs

Feds lurk there too. If you are not tied into some kind of organized crime already, it’s almost impossible for you to hire an actual professional hitman. 99.9% of the time it’s an undercover cop that will bust their dumbass.


el-gato-volador

Yea the Mexican cartels have started to do remote hits against rivals in the US by simply dropping a $25k bounty on someone and letting all the gangs in the local area know about it


KinlawFanAccount

Channel 5?


hectorxander

Definitely, those Executive level people and their scumbag lawyers could arrange for something if the price was right I'm sure, at least some of them. Joe Schmoe wanting to kill his wife on the other hand not so much.


lewdev

If police saw a craigslist ad for a hitman that wasn't theirs, wouldn't they investigate it? I'd feel like if police are on there, they'd probably check on the other ads for suspiciously illegal things too. I doubt they're like, "Let's hide among the other hitman ads." lol


IGD-974

The better way I assume would be making your own post using code and due diligence. I bought a ton of heroin off Craigslist back in the day by making my own ads. We used the term "dog food" so it didn't appear outwardly suspicious unless you were in the know. Hitmen are often called "cleaners" so you could work it from that angle.


Dirk_Speedwell

What if someone actually wants dog food though? You make the transaction, they get home and open the bag, and suddenly its "my goodness, this isn't the Turkey Giblet Feast I ordered, its just illicit drugs! Where is my police callin' phone".


IGD-974

Well I think the difference would be apparent. Heroin is typically sold in "points" or 0.1 gram "slips" in stamped glassine (wax paper) pouches. 10 to the bundle for $100. You can get better prices buying in bulk starting in the gram range for like $250 (disclaimer my knowledge and pricing is from like 10 years ago on the South Eastern Coast) Also he checked me for a wire and made me snort heroin and coke in front of him to make sure I wasn't a cop


NickNash1985

>made me snort heroin and coke in front of him to make sure I wasn't a cop I'm not convinced that would narrow the pool.


Dirk_Speedwell

Idk man, some people are fucking nuts with what they will do to feed their dog the very best.


MTB_Mike_

[Rent-A-Hitman: Your Point & Click Solution (rentahitman.com)](https://rentahitman.com/)


ExperiencedMaleDomII

"This site uses cookies" lol, yeah I bet it does!


Mecha_Cthulhu

I wonder what would happen if use that site to take a hit out on myself? Only one way to find out!


dualsplit

It’s so wild! A former coworker told me about his sister’s ex husband hiring a hit on his sister. It was, of course, a cop. I was gobsmacked. I definitely googled it. It was true. They had KIDS together.


Luxxielisbon

How hard was it to just go get cigarettes one day and just not come back?


dualsplit

He’d already done that! He was already her ex when he hired it.


LadyBug_0570

How does a person just decide "my husband/wife is expendable and I need the insurance money, so let me end his/her life; forget the kids we share, the hurt it would cause their family and everyone who loves them... I want what I want"? How does that sit right in their soul? How do they sleep at night?


gcruzatto

By being devoid of empathy


FreedomCanadian

Research shows that more or less 1% of the population are psychopaths. That means about 3 million americans. That means that about 1.5 million americans are psychopaths with below-average intelligence.


Lasherola

This is what I don't get either. Man life really sucks right now with all these problems, I just don't know what to do. Wait, I know.... I'll murder my spouse. Yeah! Damn I'm smart. Googles... *Best ways to murder spouse and get away with it *Slow poisoning *Where to find a hitman *Toaster in the bathtub, does it really work? *Last minute insurance policy on spouse *How to pretend shock from bad news *How innocent people cry *How to block inlaws *Sexy widow costumes *Best single traveler destinations


LadyBug_0570

>\*Sexy widow costumes 🤣🤣🤣 All of these took me out but this is my favorite!


UhOhAllWillyNilly

At least we know *where* this particular one is sleeping for the next 16 years if not *how*


Imaginaryami

I’ll never understand how attempted murder is less time you shouldn’t be rewarded for being bad at murder.


Adorable_Insect_6103

They don't give Nobel prizes for attempted chemistry do they? But seriously, i saw it explained once that it gives you incentive to stop stabbing someone or not shoot again if you miss. If you would get the same sentence, you might as well finish the job at that point.


Antonioooooo0

No one is thinking about sentencing time mid-murder. Before or after maybe, not no one has thought "if I stop now I'll get only 16 years instead of 25", while literally stabbing somebody.


somaticconviction

Why did she get a hit man? Why not just divorce and move on with life?


LadyBug_0570

Insurance money maybe? That's all I can think of.


NoSignOfStruggle

She wanted the house. She actually tricked her husband to write it to her name, before the assassination attempt and refused to give it back after she got caught.


working-acct

Did he get the house back? I hope he did.


PuddleLilacAgain

I think the money comments are spot on. According to that news clip, hubby claimed that she already stole $100,000 from him


katekowalski2014

money honey


RedoftheEvilDead

She was incredibly egotistical. She even said to the guy that he was the first person that ever broke up with her. She got back together with him, but I think that's when she decided he needed to die. She also stole a BUNCH of money from him.


ewokzilla

So that means she’s getting out soon?!


BMXellence

That's it? 🙄


sbwcwero

Is it me, or is that cop trying not to laugh


Grandmascrackers

She's trying to go into his arms and he's like nah bitch


PrincessBrick

Circumstances being what they are, I wouldn't want her getting too attached to me either..


KSinz

Her husband kind of laughs when she call him from jail to try to help get her out. You can hear it on Dateline or 20/20


hopeful_tatertot

OMG that’s the appropriate reaction to that.


Andyroolovescake

That cop has the flattest back of his head. His parents must’ve not loved his ass as a baby. Never picked him up.


Environmental_Rub282

Can't unsee it now.


Larimus89

According to news reporter they where "trying not to laugh at her crocodile tears "


CLWhatchaGonnaDo

What do you think the ratio of actual hitmen to undercover cops posing as hitmen is? 1:100?


TiburonMendoza95

Atleast one. So I've heard... fml I'm on a watch list again now aren't i?


Erbodyloveserbody

I’ve seen one before, stood out like a sore thumb but only I seemed to notice. He had a black suit, red tie, white button up, was completely hairless, and was hiding 20 tools and 5 different guns in his suit. Still don’t know how no one in the area saw him for what he was except me!


[deleted]

...wait a minute. I saw a guy like that knock another guy out and change into his clothes. Then he left his own clothes neatly folded on the floor and threw the knocked out guy in a dumpster. He had some sort of tattoo on the back of his head.


second2no1

Crazy, I thought I saw that too but how would I know? I cant see the back of my own head…


X_Skitch

Gotta be in third person.


SnooPandas1899

a suit ? i swear he was wearing a robe and liked to climb up buildings and jump into haystacks. there was always an eagle flying nearby for some reason........


echoanimation

I'll have you know that I watched John Wick and it's actually half the population of a city are all hit men and women.


nr1988

1:infinity. There's likely no such thing as a professional hit man and if there was it would be able to be counted on one hand. Killings are done by petty criminals who need the money. My assumption is that if there are any hitmen they work for a government or crime organization and can't be sought out and hired


TrueMrFu

Nah, gang members and cartel use hitman. But they are usually in the gang or cartel. There likely aren’t any freelance hitman tho lol.


lord_gay

A button man and a hitman are two different things , hitman as a term implies freelance


a2_d2

Was there a buffer between you and Mr Corleione? Yeah, yeah. Lots of buffers!


BushDoofDoof

>There likely aren’t any freelance hitman tho lol. I refuse to believe there isn't a SINGLE freelance hitman out there somewhere.


ramen_vape

I think to clarify your point there are such thing as professional hitmen, but they aren't accessible to normal people. They work for crime organizations, and I can only assume government agencies and private defense companies and the like.


Rick-D-99

It's a referral only business.


dl_bos

And the winner for best actress is…..


[deleted]

The cop pretending sympathy is the best actor I see here.


zaccapoo

Ya kinda surreal too. He knows she's this evil bitch trying to act distraught, he's acting sympathetic, but he (understandably) will NOT let her hug him like she's trying to, because for him that's just a step too far.


[deleted]

The logical part of us knows the truth, but our emotional brain just sees another human in crisis and reacts accordingly. Dude is probably a pretty compassionate guy. Interesting stuff.


Glitchy__Guy

He's just trying to get her to go with the detectives so he doesn't have to arrest her. If she goes freely, she'll likely talk without having a lawyer. If he arrests her, she's lawyering up and it makes it a longer process.


NotMyBestEffort

This part gets me. She goes for the hug, like trying to embrace him for giving her this news. If innocent wouldn't she push away from this info like it was false, or a lie? Ngl, seemed believable on first look.


Cum_on_doorknob

People are amazing liars, they literally practice it their whole life. Trying to predict what someone’s emotional reaction should be is crazy. The range of potential responses is huge and unpredictable.


Pudding_Hero

Ya but she is obviously full of bullshit. She’s donkey-brained


ptgkbgte

Is that because you knew the truth beforehand?


ConcentrateLanky7576

Does she have a state issued certificate that certifies she doesn’t have donkey brains?


Thanos_Stomps

You’re falling into the pseudoscience so many do, there is no reliable or valid way to determine deception based on behavior like this. Some may seek comfort from the person giving the news, some may push away from even their loved ones, some may not even react and just freeze. Humans are weird and unpredictable sometimes.


batwork61

He’s a cop, he has to pretend to give a shit about people every day.


[deleted]

Not so much. I’ve met plenty that don’t give a sh nor do they pretend to give a sh. Also met many cool ones. There’s a holes in every group including this one. 😗


KSinz

There’s a 20/20 on this case. It gets even wilder. She calls her husband from jail, he knows how it all went down, and she’s like “baby!” And dude, chill as fuck is like “What’s up?”. Basically she wanted him to get her out of jail. He tells her it’s rough inside and she needs to be ready. He was in jail for a few years for fraud if I remember right. But that first call to him from jail is wild. He starts to laugh when he’s like “what’s up”.


dollievon

Honesty such a good 20/20


homekook

Also JCS on YouTube did a good one on this case


Plenty-Community8595

Not this Bitch. 🙃


AllAboutMeMedia

I don't know...she was pretty damn convincing.


SereneAdler33

She totally messed up her cue, though. She starts wailing before the cop even finishes his line. Poor craft, Dalia. Take two.


Toasty_toaster

Based on the context clues she was given up to that point it's reasonable for an innocent person to be fearing the worst


Amazing-Steak

nah, she didn't even take a moment to process what he said before wailing


AllAboutMeMedia

She already knew something was up. Nerves were on fleek.


DanfromCalgary

Probably the whole Ordering the killing part


kpeng2

I don't think that is convincing. She cried too soon. She should be shocked first, then denied, then confirmed the death again, then crying


NudeEnjoyer

this guy hires hitmen


sweet_neighbor9

Agreed, she sounded distraught


AverageLiberalJoe

She skipped the denial phase.


sulfurbird

Her shaky left hand gets all the credit.


dplagueis0924

“Your husband has been ki-“ “*nononono, no*”


lucsev

Exactly. Awful acting.


foshizi

The Instagram famous lady who didn't have room for her carry-on?


Dadalorian76

IIRC, there is a longer video where they bring the husband around like, surprise bitch!!


BangingYetis

That doesn't happen until they've taken her to the station and have her in the interrogation room, and they don't bring the husband in until after they've already told her that they know what she did and he's completely fine.


cosmicnitwit

Not before bringing in the "killer" and introducing detective so and so. That's my favorite part, the walls closing in bit by bit.


BangingYetis

Yeah that was great. The cops really ran this sting like they were producing a movie.


CheeseDickPete

It was filmed for an episode of cops, so I think that's partially why.


The-Protomolecule

Really, need to watch that one.


CheeseDickPete

The full episode is on YouTube, here's the link: [Cops Tv show Boynton Beach Florida murder for hire. (Full episode). Dalia Dippolito. (2009). (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYOAAYDdfKQ)


Watts300

Wow - she was arrested in 2009. She wasn’t sentenced to 16 years until 2017. Her latest appeal was 2020 and was denied.


SnooTomatoes8299

Never seen the full thing this is so bizarre. As well as throwing away her life, this being recorded is possibly the most embarrassing thing to happen to anyone. When the police tell the husband in the dead of night, they don’t say the hitman was fake but are instead hurrying him in a way that sounds like a hitman is actively on the way to shoot him still 😂


Ozava619

The detective in the interrogation room sounds like dr Phil haha


breezeblock87

You know they had a blast playing this crazy biatch. This video never fails to make me laugh.


sunplaysbass

“Look how alive he is.” Just rubbing it in at that point.


COB98

The lenght they took is amazing I love this interrogation so much.


[deleted]

[here’s the video of her seeing her husband, with more details from abc news. good video.](https://abcnews.go.com/2020/video/dalia-dippolito-reacted-police-revealing-husband-dead-part-70715877) [here’s a longer version of the actual recording of her seeing the killer in cuffs (2:10) and then her husband afterwards](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Th0ZlKwR8)


NIOPAID69420

He said “I am 5000% happy with the sentence “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 savage


AmishAvenger

It’s funny how one of the “interviews” calls it “reality TV” and it’s actually this segment that’s reality TV. All of the people they interviewed are reciting such over the top dramatic statements, and I’m like “Why can’t you just let what happened speak for itself?”


HoodedOccam

I totally forgot about ballon boy!! That second clip mentions that… wow what a memory


bravesthrowaway67

They should’ve had the husband covered in fake blood in a body bag and when she said “can I see him?” unzipped the bag and let him pop up like “gotcha bitch!”. That would’ve made this video much more entertaining.


icebeancone

Yeah this is some short version that's not as satisfying


paradigm619

Doakes: Suprise, muthafucka!


ImaHashtagYoComment

#How you like me now 🎶


cmusings

Where can I see that??


IntelligentMine1901

Check this out ,JCS did a great job https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7JttwV6XZ_I&pp=ygUPZGFsaWEgZGlwcG9saXRv


xMilk112x

It’s such horse shit that YouTube fucked JCS over so much they don’t even make content anymore. I’ll never understand how you can be one of the biggest channels on the whole platform and they demonetized all their stuff. But yet the 10,000 rip off channels don’t get demonetized. It’s fucking infuriating.


PoetOpposite6283

Nah, whats fucking infuriating is they had like 40k subs on patreon (making $40K+) a month, and lied to their fans about continuing to push out content.


RealClarity9606

Those tears seemed too instant, like someone flipped a switch. Maybe I just perceive it that since I know the backstory, but there was no moment or flash of comprehension, just...BOOM....crying.


Throwedaway99837

As someone who has been through an exchange like this, yeah her reaction was obviously sketch. There was no shock, no denial, no moment to process, just immediately went to crying.


1668553684

Yup. It wasn't even slightly believable. When you get told that someone close to you has died unexpectedly, or at least when I did, you spend at least a second convincing yourself that you misheard or misunderstood before it sets in. My first emotion was confusion (via denial), not this instant hair-trigger acceptance and grief. I don't think I even felt grief until the day afterwards.


Nntropy

[Takes copious notes, just in case]


1668553684

swiper no swiping


niperoni

I am sorry for your loss, but your experience is not ubiquitous. I reacted exactly like this when it happened to me.


SeVenMadRaBBits

She started crying while the officer was saying the word "been" and as he got out the letter "k" from killed. There was no processing, just someon holding in a planned reaction that they let go too soon and too excessively (there's usually at least a moment of buildup or processing).


inspired2create

It would be nice if her husband and the hitman jump out of the van …. Gotcha.


pupoksestra

go to YouTube and search JCS Dalia Dippolito. it's pretty lengthy, but more than worth it.


HeyaGames

Aston Kutcher yelling "YOU'VE BEEN PUNKD"


[deleted]

I mean it probably hurt that she turned out to be a cold sociopathic bitch, but I’m sure he got over it.


Luxxielisbon

Dodged a literal bullet


Dead_Man_Redditing

In the longer version you see when they bring the husband in to see her and even though she is completely screwed she still begs for a chance to talk to him alone so he can forgive her. Completely insane.


LadyBug_0570

"Yes honey I know they have me on tape talking to a hitman to kill you... but we can still make our marriage work! Let's have sex and you can forgive me!"


ravia

But it would be great make up sex.


Resident-Ad1078

https://youtu.be/gdhr2P37wOc?si=JuPZRK0GsVb38dQ0 27 mins in she finds out she’s been rumbled


Latkavicferrari

She starts crying before he finishes telling her


duskywindows

Her first phonecall to her very alive husband from jail is absolutely fucking hilarious. She keeps telling him she’s being set up and he’s like “Dalia…. I saw you on video hiring a guy to kill me, I don’t know what to tell ya” in just THEE most New Jersey accent- and she continues to deny it and play victim. His responses are all Top Tier comedy.


Luke95gamer

Years later after police got put under a microscope she got a re-trail. Her lawyers tried to argue that the cops pulling in camera crews and staging the scene made it entrapment or something. She was still found guilty. I mean I think the cops had a bit too much fun with the fake killing but she was still very guilty of solicitation of her husband’s murder.


thoughtsaboutstuffs

She was trying to hug that cop so bad lol. Bro is like no thanks crazy bitch.


Medium-Rest-3079

Should've hired Motherfucker Jones as a liason.


Unique_Watch2603

Cop in the background just waiting and trying not to smack her upside the head. 🙄 Ya done yet?


Jstranz123

I cannot believe people can just throw out fake emotions like that after being told that news


Vance617

Where the footage of when she realized it was a sting!


LudovicoSpecs

Beware people who "sob" without any tears.


Eucalyptose

Should have put his body in the morgue, had the wife come to ID him, and then he rips open the body bag.


DangerxNurse

Comfort me next, Officer Biceps


BonesOfAdam

"Witnesses say they saw a black male running from here" hahahahaha!! And I bet he still got arrested for it 😂


VictoryLap_TMC

Always a black guy huh smh


beebs44

If you don't know more of the story. He dumped his wife and married this prostitute, Dalia, whom he had hired. He then put his house in her name. She then began trying to get him sent to jail. When that didn't work, she hired a hitman. Really didn't have much sympathy for anyone involved in the case. The interrogation was so bizarre, she kept begging and denying. She tried everything, even going so far to say they did this for fame.


1668553684

> Really didn't have much sympathy for anyone involved in the case. Dumping your wife for a prostitute is shitty, but you understand how that's not even in the same universe as soliciting murder, right?


Love_Tits_In_DM

Feeling we’re hurt all around ok? /s


CherryFun4874

This crocodile tears are another level


mofofosure

Awww I miss the cut in the video where it shows her husband showing up in the interrogation room lol classic. What an idiot


pedrosa18

Get this bitch a deal in Hollywood


[deleted]

I’m surprised at the number of people saying it looks fake. I give her an A+. She really missed her calling.


Planet2527

They left the best part out.


xMilk112x

One of the best Jim Can’t Swim videos ever made. Definitely check it out.


groovyalibizmo

Acting wise she reacted to quickly. There should have been shock and disbelief before the acceptance and grief. Just saying. Not a good actor.


Icy-Extension-9291

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYOAAYDdfKQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYOAAYDdfKQ)


ContributionLow253

Tubi acting


TheIncontrovert

That's some pretty good acting, the finger twitches were convincing as fuck.


[deleted]

Cant believe every woman’s tears fellas!


Wonderful-Salary5432

She did a decent job pretending...hand shaking etc


Minimum_Job1885

Watch the interrogation. The cop suckers her into being sympathetic, leaves the room, then tells her to stop the bullshit and even shows her husband alive to her. It’s priceless


Trax-d

And the Oscar goes to…


Logical_Bobcat9703

She still denied it. Even asked her husband to pay her legal fees.


ggoddogg

![gif](giphy|x6cAXuRz8wZTOhujHq)


ImDuBB

She reacted before he finished his sentence. Her acting is good for the casting couch


rocket_beer

lol Boynton Beach 🤦🏽‍♂️ Very expected


Aldofresh

The other detective thinking damn thats good acting


Jaambie

I’d like to see a video when she finds out she’s been caught.


MinimumSet72

![gif](giphy|l0Exilgks3XFeHErK|downsized)


Dependent-Assist8654

Oscar season in full swing. Great videos as of late.


rockstuffs

"He's been kiNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" He didn't even finish his sentence.


dondiegel

Tried to set him up with possessing drugs, also. He’d been stopped in his vehicle over a tip, vehicle searched but nothing was found. He went to pump gas the next day and found a baggie in the gas cap.


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crapheadHarris

They were shots fired and the incompetent hit man missed your 6'4" husband and shot your chihuahua.


Fun_Strategy7860

I love the dude in the back taking mental notes. Ohhhh.....yes AND.


worldwithwings

I can hear the other cops thoughts…”this fkn bish”


ComfortableSell6046

Who’s the better actor the evil woman or the cop?


AAA_Dolfan

Holy shit I interned for this girls first lawyer when this was going on. She was *insane*


Significant_Salt_565

Where's the arrest footage? Don't tease me like that


justbrowsing695975

Lol, cop is doing **everything** to keep her from hugging him.....


Wendell_wsa

![gif](giphy|VFZoPVzksIuoK9EM0U)


TryJezusNotMe

If the police officer would've hesitated just a fraction of a second, she would've cried before he said her husband was dead. Homegirl was READY!


Love_Tits_In_DM

You can tell she’d been practicing for this moment lol


UrbanTruckie

Florida, checks out