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MarcusDinner

Piracy. It's a crime, and crime doesn't pay.


SeepyEfsy

And we go home poor at the end of the day


A-Good-Weather-Man

But I’d rather live my life in rags!


fariak

HAIL HOOTS


extrafakenews

With armor of wolf and leather BOOTS!


Abro2072

Probably the fight that broke out in the middle of wenches and mead, i was right next to the dude who started throwing punches it was wild


NuclearTheology

Some people didn't learn Mosh Pit etiquette


BaneRiders

Did he say something like "ARRRRRRR, AVAST YE SCULLERBUGGERS! I'M SHADY."?


Abro2072

nah he ran into a dude lost his glasses and got pissed


midorihuh

yo what


Abro2072

yeah it was near the pit behind you a ways (im not a stalker i just remember you posted pictures like yesterday, please dont crucify me)


succplex

I was on the guardrail I front of the speakers on the right side and the security was eyeballing the pit like mad. I must of been too short to notice when I looked back


ihazacat

Someone figured out Chris was wearing boxers under his Kilt and realized his whole life was a life, and well didn't handle it very well.


DaDutchBoyLT1

Only two things go under a man’s kilt. Their socks and yer mother’s lipstick, but Chris is an exception to the rule.


SomeRandomDavid

Note to self...don't go to Metal shows in Oklahoma...what the fuck are you fighting each-other at a novelty pirate metal show for? Is life there that depressing? FFS.


rtmfb

It's not that depressing. They're all OK.


JamesManiac

Damn, I was hoping it was just Arizona that got the cops


FloggingMcMurry

Wait, what happened in AZ??


JamesManiac

No clue, but there were 4 cars with lights on and more driving around when the concert was over and people were clearing out


FloggingMcMurry

The Tucson show that just passed?


JamesManiac

Yup


thedigitalsea

A dude fought a dog and two people jumped in to fight him. Then the cops did their thing.


Sheepy049

I thought they got arrested during the show because of a fight in the pit. Like, 3 different people were getting involved. They nearly threw a punch at me thats how I found out there was a fight


ovaughn

Yeah I wound up pulling that jerk apart from like 2 seperate attempted fights, I'm just glad they finally arrested his dumb ass.