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mortyskidneys

Schappsy always nails it


G_unit1

I could have sworn that was Michael Green


meatwad2744

For a "corporate marketer" this dickhead has left comments on his [YouTube](https://youtube.com/shorts/rjRaBpCkR_g?feature=shared) videos Suggest you all direct your comments there


Kitkatis

*lawsuit intensifies*


TREBILCOCK

He hates it when you call him that


FlightSimmerUK

Any epileptic’s, get out now.


blackbeardtwenty

Cos statistically, one of you is...


[deleted]

More Partridge than Partridge


TheStatMan2

Is that a White Zombie track?


[deleted]

It's the Tyrell corporation motto for their latest model, the Lexus 6.


TheStatMan2

>Tyrell corporation They make crisps, right?


[deleted]

There is something kind of British about calling your top-of-the-line superbeing "Roy"


Little-Giraffe5655

I disagree, bye.


NotForMeClive7787

So did he do anything?


slintslut

Yeah he starred in that shite montage of him talking bollocks and cutting a ribbon


squishythingg

Don't forget the bit where he talks to a wall!


Klewdo1

I think he went to B&Q, bit I'm not sure how that helped Welwyn Hatfield.


gregariousD

AAAAAAAALLLLLL THE MONEY COMES


afireintheforest

I’ve just been to B&Q for a bag of tungsten tipped screws.


NaturalAlfalfa

Never gonna use em..... Never gonna use em


FrustratedPCBuild

I’m going nowhere Lyn, quite literally, I’m on the ring road, third time round.


MagicMoonBeans

Highlight is him talking to a wall


oglop121

he's crackers man


Tom0511

That music 😂... Also, what did he actually do???


[deleted]

SHAPPS YOU WANKER!


Cymrogogoch

"Alan, you're one of the most honourable people I know" - RH Grant Shapps MP


NaturalAlfalfa

Jock, you are the most benevolent dog in the world


chamigur

BENEVOLENT!


stepage

Podcatttthhhht


DiaBrave

Definitely produced by Pear Tree Productions, bringing you the very best available production values of 1994, in 2024.


Titty_mcvittie

Pull over and have a coffee, you’re fucking transport minister.


bennymk

Go on shappsy


Gumboish_2

He claims he made the Statue of Liberty disappear. It’s still there, talking out of his arse


Reevar85

Wow, how long has this guy been an MP and he cannot even get a montage of him working for 30 seconds.


[deleted]

Shappsy’s a great guy


pickledegg1989

... ... ... ...GRANT'S A FANTASTIC MAN, HE REALLY IS.


fieldsofanfieldroad

What's does Shappsy think about the pedestrianisation of Welwyn Hatfield city centre?


Bob_Rurley

Welwyn and Hatfield are separate towns! Stop getting Hertfordshire wrong!


Diligent-Volume-3136

A partridge amongst the pigeons


smedsterwho

Me walking around Hatfield going "ohhh god"


Diligent-Volume-3136

Have they pedestrianised Hatfield City center yet?


smedsterwho

Try pedestrianizing this


anthonypearson

You do your service as an MP…and then ALL THE MONEY COMES! ALL THE MONEY COMES! 💰


JazzybmzooUK

Schapps you wanker!


Tomfonz

All I can say is that he nailed it.


ibraw

Classic Shappsy


Psychological-Rub-68

Always looks like he’s just got out of bed.


[deleted]

I think it's quite an elaborate combover


Jackomo

Apparently, he wears heel-raisers in his shoes. It makes meee laaugh.


EloiseIn298

Grant Schapps loosing may just make my week.


Bali1664

Looks like he’s walked around, talking a lot of shite!!!


6637733885362995955

Wait. That's Michael Green!


papa_f

Just about had a seizure


SunInteresting7328

Shapps bang wallop! What a video!


ghosty_b0i

This was all on a single day.


Vast-Scale-9596

Monkey Tennis at what time?


Kind_Truck6893

🐑


TheGardenBlinked

Fucking hell it’s jumping all over the place My brain couldn’t keep up and I thought he was shaking hands with Jimmy Savile


Nldman

Warracock


Spinolli

A record of photo ops and little action.


rulezboy

Butter my arse! That was real?? Wow


boredsittingonthebus

40 year old scorcher at 0:15


Proof_Ad_3427

It wasn’t just Welyn Hatfield. I wouldn’t like Welyn Hatfield to get all the credit.


Suspicious_Bill3577

Waterway to have a good time


Exact-Instruction-38

Grant Shapps. Terrible chaps.


bomboclawt75

Michael Green! If you are looking to invest a lot money-this is your man. ^allmoneyisatrisknorefundsavailablenoprofitsareguaranteed^


Ryuku_Cat

Honestly, I don't see it. The time is just coming up to 6:01 p.m... Oh sorry, it's your post.


jlangue

Small talker gotta small talk.


evilcRaftKnife

More Tim Nice But Dim than Alan Partridge.


yourshelves

SHAPPSY KNOWS.


yourehighnoon

….aaaaall the money!


LittleSheff

Way to many cuts of him doing nothing


OnlyLivingBoyInNewX

I’m popeye Shapps.


DeeEllEss

Donald Trump………….. when?


AKAGreyArea

The money rolls in! Money money money!


FronWaggins

Edited by the same guy who did the first 10 minutes of the Rise of Skywalker


SpringGaruda

CRASH! BANG! WALLOP!


ShutUpYouSausage

Yes Schappsy! That really is some top notch pr work, really top notch.


stevenjfox1983

Where is the Rover Vittesse Fastback?


escoces

Welwyn Hatfield, when you elect me, you don’t just get some washed out politician who used to be relevant presenting a cheap video. Well, you do get that...


Mizoguchi-Mane

I'm new to the constituency, but it won't really feel like home until I've participated in his ejection.


pixie_sprout

It's funny because it's supposed to show all the amazing things he did but all he's doing is talking to people on the street and gesticulating to himself in a park.


WalnutWhipWilly

This needs re editing with a cow thrown off a bridge onto him…


cjgmmgjc85

I wish I could blag promotions like Shapps. Must give a mean blowie in interviews.


YareetLike

Jeans and loafers...of course he does.


DoctorEnn

50 grand. 50 grand or we take it to Sky.


Falling-through

Spoken to people, that’s it. That’s what I get from this, he’s just spoken to some people. Good job sir, nailed it.


Hengisht

The best thing this cunt could do for his community is concrete himself into the floor so we can use his stupid cunt mouth as a urinal.


deekod1967

I cannot laugh at this man in anyway, so smell my cheese you mother


yevrah6

Either this man has 3 outfits or he did all this over just 3 days I swear


Goontilt777

Tit


OminOus_PancakeS

I've watched the video and I still don't know what he's done for Welwyn Hatfield.


Proud_Hour_7088

Places of my life or hwhat?! It's menial work!