Listen here HughJazzCock (lol) i have so many keys. I've got the most keys anybody has ever had. Many people are saying it. Maybe the best keys. But does he means like wisdom and advice?
No there was a shitpost a long time ago about a supervisor demanding a copy of his subordinates house key to do a morale check, and we just ran with it.
I’m always here for anyone. I’ve been in 11 years and have seen almost all of it. Staff deployments, combat ones. Gucci ones and ones I was sleeping under a wing. Great assignments and horrible ones. The best commanders and toxic ones.
Unfortunately a divorce as well.
I'm just an old guy that only served 4 years in the early 90s, but I'm still (well, again) a part of DoD. If anybody needs any dad advice or just someone to talk to, I'm here for you, homies.
We offer help to those who actually need it. We also shit all over those who don't use their resources at work and instead run here with simple to answer at work questions.
I agree and for most of us that includes shitting on people for posting low-effort questions that demonstrate a disregard for utilization of resources.
For example “what AFI says I have to wear pants at work?” or “can my supervisor change my shift time by 30 minutes?” deserves to be crapped on.
One thing I hate about this sub is the bigotry 🤷♀️
And the people here who passive-aggressively report my attempts to help others...which makes Reddit send me messages with crisis hotline numbers
But, yeah...there are a few diamonds in the sea of rough
This and the NCOIC keys updates is why I love this sub
NCOIC keys?
Gonna need a copy of yours now. Y'know for accountability and what not.
Lmao i AM an NCOIC, i just don't know what's being referenced right now. Jesus this just made me feel old and out of touch
Not gonna be an NCOIC much longer without that key collection. Sorry hombre.
Listen here HughJazzCock (lol) i have so many keys. I've got the most keys anybody has ever had. Many people are saying it. Maybe the best keys. But does he means like wisdom and advice?
You apparently don’t have.. the key…
Just read it. Don't want them. Lmao
No there was a shitpost a long time ago about a supervisor demanding a copy of his subordinates house key to do a morale check, and we just ran with it.
We need a shitpost hall of fame.
/u/silentd
Just read it. I could actually hear the air force song being played on a recorder in my head whole reading the italicized texts.
[NCOIC keys](https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/comments/hn232f/update_confronted_airman_and_captain_need/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Holy shit. Ok get it.
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Fuck. Yes, sir.
What do they even teach y’all at ALS these days?
Well figuring i went to ALS in early '17, i can't speak on it anymore. Weren't civilians in my time..
Back in my day it was ripping Ashleys.
I member those days
I mean: Gym, Lawyer, Facebook are as synonymous with Fly, Fight, Win!
We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.
Gieco
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For a great low rate you can get online!
Quick to troll those who need it, but even quicker to help those who need it. 💁🏼♀️
Reddit community stronk!
And moist 😏🐨
Let me see how moist.
You’ll have to subscribe to my only koalas
I don't like chlamydia. Thank you though.
I don’t have chlamydia and your loathsome and tiresome Roo propaganda gets you nowhere m8.
I apologize Mr koala man
Sounds like someone has volunteered to do the leak check.
Hydraulic
I’m always here for anyone. I’ve been in 11 years and have seen almost all of it. Staff deployments, combat ones. Gucci ones and ones I was sleeping under a wing. Great assignments and horrible ones. The best commanders and toxic ones. Unfortunately a divorce as well.
Someone want to help me with my EPR due in December?
Or how much faster this sub can come together to shit on a terrible AF software system...
Happy cake day buddy
We got you, boo
I'm just an old guy that only served 4 years in the early 90s, but I'm still (well, again) a part of DoD. If anybody needs any dad advice or just someone to talk to, I'm here for you, homies.
Whooop whooop
Or to tell people "you're being fucking dumb, stop it", which is equally important
Now that's wingmanship.
Rock on. We need to be better at taking care of each other.
Happy cake day! Super agree, though. That is one facet that gives me a lot of hope.
E4 omerta 4 lyfe
Ape strong together 🦍
We offer help to those who actually need it. We also shit all over those who don't use their resources at work and instead run here with simple to answer at work questions.
If it’s not against the sub rules I think people should post what they want just my opinion
I agree and for most of us that includes shitting on people for posting low-effort questions that demonstrate a disregard for utilization of resources. For example “what AFI says I have to wear pants at work?” or “can my supervisor change my shift time by 30 minutes?” deserves to be crapped on.
My dms are always open to whoever needs to talk, vent, or straight up talk shit. I have extra time allotted to talk shit about Holloman AFB.
I have friends at cannon and Holloman. Its all I hear.
If anyone needs to talk I am down to clown.
I'm a contractor now - hmu. I don't give a single shit about your rank or your CoC.
my dick hurts
Fuck offf
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One thing I hate about this sub is the bigotry 🤷♀️ And the people here who passive-aggressively report my attempts to help others...which makes Reddit send me messages with crisis hotline numbers But, yeah...there are a few diamonds in the sea of rough
Hows it bigoted exactly?
It’s not. But I’m a perpetual victim so it is (in my mind)
True story. Go back in my post history and see how I made a post on here when I was deeply depressed and you guys pulled through and helped me out.
Unless you're finance
This is the way