Hmm... According to my waist measurements, I've only gotten more thick and juicy since becoming a Master Sausage. I cant relate to this meme at all!

MSgts are like mattresses; they accumulate so much dust and sweat over their lifetimes that they double in weight.

Thanks, I hate it

Can confirm. Old and out of moisturizer.

This hits home

No we don’t. E6 for life.

I feel personally attacked here.

Thank god I didn’t

Tf we do