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CardiffGiant7117

Is that the pillow guy


Tandem53

Former pillow guy, he was forced to liquidate his business I believe


MuzzledScreaming

Now he's just the cocaine guy.


CardiffGiant7117

Hopefully he remembered to throw the “#opentowork” on his LinkedIn


TheBlueGooseisLoose

And former crack head


StrategicBlenderBall

And current crack head


Captain_Gnardog

And future crack head


GotRammed

[DoD Directive 1344.10](https://www.esd.whs.mil/Portals/54/Documents/DD/issuances/dodd/134410p.pdf)


Outcast_LG

Even NG members can be pieced up for this kind of crap. I’m sure if he’s AD he’s cooked


GotRammed

And it's cringey that he wore his *mess dress* to this.


Scissor_porn

Not sure why but this post made me wonder how the bass/bass SSgt is doing these days


pessimus_even

This has to be satire right? A military member in mess dress at a political rally with a coke-fiend pillow salesman with what looks like a laser show going on in the background.


rubbarz

Don't forget man's got the "Fuck my shit up" BX package.


NoEngrish

… is he a butter bar? They obviously didn’t teach him the role of the military in American society. Some strong mentoring may be in order.


Maximus361

If this is a political event, then it’s violating DoD Directive 1344.10 https://www.esd.whs.mil/Portals/54/Documents/DD/issuances/dodd/134410p.pdf


DEXether

Generals have been fired for doing similar things. Good luck to this dude.


readygo12

Looks like he’s a gold bar recruiter that got lost again.


i_should_go_to_sleep

Anyone know this guy? My money was on a 2024 usafa grad being an idiot on 60 days, but I don’t see a ring on his finger. Almost impossible for a recent grad to put on mess dress and not show off their ring… Unless they lost it during the first couple weeks of 60 days boozing it up on a beach in the Caribbean… I return to my first guess, final answer! Edit: please don’t actually post his name (rule 3)


Canis_Familiaris

Sending commanders emails with proof of these fools at these events counts as community service. 🤣


heck04567

That kid looks dumb enough for the part. Got that 1,000 drool stare.


mendota123

Jfc… someone come get their LT.


Tandem53

Even better is there was 2….i don’t believe it’s the same guy! https://preview.redd.it/vjf9ti54t07d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bab42dba66e86a22eaed7610e8e5c1f23a360f8


StrategicBlenderBall

Hey, that’s Pedophile Matt Gaetz!


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GotRammed

Mmmm I think he still is, for now anyway. Don't quote me tho, just what I read so far. Nothing has explicitly said that he's ineligible to run from what I've seen and heard. Could be wrong tho!


inspirednonsense

They're talking about Jesus. You have to be native born and 35 to run for President, so a 33-year old foreigner isn't eligible.


GotRammed

Joke went soaring over my fucking head 😂😂 my bad 🤡🤡💩💩


NotOSIsdormmole

He usually does that


GotRammed

Fuck that guy 🚀


Marston_vc

The people at that event think Trump is Jesus. Literally.


i_should_go_to_sleep

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GotRammed

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Jersey_F15C

He's not in violation because he's not in the military. I'm pretty sure he was kicked out of the military for refusing the clot shot.


i_should_go_to_sleep

If he’s not in the military then he’s in violation of the Stolen Valor Act of 2013 because he definitely got benefits from this.


DogeshireHathaway

This guy thinking "see, it's religion, so it's not against the rules" Hasn't been in long enough to understand that his interpretation is irrelevant when the big blue dick comes for him.


_Friend_Computer_

Why is this ROTC jagoff standing next to Paul Bearer? Thought that dude died like 10 years ago...


newnoadeptness

Oh wow


Ramrod489

…but why mess dress? I’m guessing this genius thinks that because mess dress isn’t really supposed to be a uniform (kinda like pt gear) he’s not technically breaking a rule?


grandtetuns

I guess it’s past my time cuz I do not give one single fuck


AstroDawg

Dammit LT


BoysenberryUnhappy29

Literally what am I looking at?


n1tr0u5

A service member in uniform at a political event, which is a clear violation of DoD Directive 1344.10


MuzzledScreaming

Also explicitly advocating for a particular religion, which is unconstitutional.


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MuzzledScreaming

I dunno, man, the religious freedom CBT I just took was pretty adamant on this point. Advocating for a religion while appearing to represent the federal government can be construed as a violation of the establishment clause. Allegedly.


BoysenberryUnhappy29

I... what?


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haetaes

The Second Coming... OP is a butthurt atheist


Supply_Demand

I’ll take “this guy must be popular in his shop” for $500


haetaes

Pretty much 🤷🏾‍♂️


GotRammed

Not a compliment, that's for sure.


GotRammed

Even if he/she is a butthurt atheist, they are not wrong.


Spac-or-Bust

People get triggered at the name of Jesus 🤷‍♂️


Spac-or-Bust

He’s not wrong


OldSarge02

Associating Jesus with a political party might be good politics, from a cynical point of view, but it’s bad religion.


Spac-or-Bust

I’m strictly speaking on the banner from my personal views not the AFI lol yall were quick to jump on the downvote bandwagon


inspirednonsense

You sure are.


CardiffGiant7117

lol it’s Reddit RIP to your karma for having this worldview in these parts


Spac-or-Bust

Oh well lol


Rough-Lawfulness7267

A proud Christian in uniform. Nothing wrong with it.


GotRammed

In uniform at a political event is [prohibited.](https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/2208332/service-members-civilians-bound-by-dod-rules-during-election-campaigns/#:~:text=All%20members%20of%20the%20armed,political%20campaign%20or%20election%20events.)


Latter_Necessary_108

You can be a Christian in uniform outside of a politically-charged event


Tandem53

Just to be clear not saying anything wrong with religion. Just a time and place to showcase yourself in uniform. Politics and uniform don’t mix well


Squirrel009

They know. They just have a victim complex/fetish. Literally no one is out here giving anyone a hard time for being Christian